dragonatthedinnertable
dragonatthedinnertable
A Dragon at the Dinner Table
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I'm a sometime amateur writer, who loves boardgames and GMing tabletop RPGs. 30s, white, trans autistic lesbian
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dragonatthedinnertable · 11 hours ago
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love it when fma just says the quiet part out loud
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dragonatthedinnertable · 11 hours ago
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Your immune system getting weaker when you're stressed has got to be the dumbest stress response ever like oh you've been having a horrible terrible no good week? Let Me Make It Worse.
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dragonatthedinnertable · 11 hours ago
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not enough of a spotlight is shown on Ratthi and Gurathin in Fugitive Telemetry. SecUnit isn't allowed to hack government security systems so it invites its Two Best Guy Friends to come watch it break into a transport ship, AND BOTH OF THEM ARE LIKE "sure thing, sounds fun" ?? They put up the weakest "are you sure this is a good idea?" argument but otherwise just do what SecUnit needs (which is stand in front of security cameras and act as character witnesses). SecUnit's narration also implies that it would have just let its Two Best Guy Friends tag along for the rest of its murder investigation, for funsies, except the cops said no (booooo).
later THE SAME DAY, SecUnit (famously allergic to asking for help) messages their group chat "I need help" with ZERO context, which gives Ratthi and Gurathin such a shock they almost knock their table over. then it facetimes them from the NATIONAL HISTORY MUSEUM to ask which of these Preserved Artifacts works best for jetting out into space? and Ratthi and Gurathin are like, "that one with the red tags, but ummm why?"
"don't worry about it," it says, "I'll tell you later."
then it HANGS UP and they don't hear from it for the rest of the day.
just a day in the life.
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dragonatthedinnertable · 11 hours ago
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"becomes" 🤨🙄
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dragonatthedinnertable · 11 hours ago
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Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.
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dragonatthedinnertable · 11 hours ago
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Shields now down to 10%...
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dragonatthedinnertable · 11 hours ago
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I love in grace kelly when mika says he tried "a little freddie" bc it's like mika we are all friends here. let us be honest with one another. there is no way that the amount of freddie that you tried was "a little"
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dragonatthedinnertable · 12 hours ago
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I'm not seeing a downside with that last review
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dragonatthedinnertable · 12 hours ago
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Eowyn/Faramir was one of the first ships I was truly obsessed with, and am still obsessed with. Faramir has lived the past year of his life in the shadow of the Nazgul, burdened by grief, fighting a desperate war that knows he's going to lose, hating that he has to fight at all but still doing it to protect his men (many of whom will die anyway), to obey his father (who doesn't love him), to defend his city (which is probably doomed.) He bears up heroically under his burden, he doesn't have illusions, he tolerates hopelessness so well that he's not even tempted by the ring: if no actions can avert the inevitable destruction, he might as well act righteously. He holds up under the burden, and he holds others upright as well, but it's sickening him, and the sickening dread that he fights every day has a voice and shape, black wings in the sky.
And then Eowyn shows up having killed one of those.
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dragonatthedinnertable · 12 hours ago
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the uncontrollable urge to know how people describe me to others
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dragonatthedinnertable · 12 hours ago
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come on man
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dragonatthedinnertable · 12 hours ago
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when i was a kid rummaging thru my mums cd collection to steal Good Stuff i accidentally stumbled across one called ‘songs for bonking’ which was coloured awful negative neon picture of ppls feet on top of each other in a bed and ALL the songs were like fucking ska punk 
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dragonatthedinnertable · 12 hours ago
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occasionally I am struck dumb by the sublime beauty of the world in the small moments, you know?
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