#I dont like it
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dompler · 2 months ago
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rootmash · 10 months ago
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where did my art style go 😨
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fishsinsareacknowledged · 5 months ago
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Krueger and Nikto sent on leave, arriving home later than expected to their lover who fell asleep at the table waiting for them?
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"SCHEIẞE! THE FUCKING TRAFFIC WAS SO-"
Oh.
You were asleep. On the couch. You were waiting for them. Krueger immediately shut up, signaling the same for the shadow at the door. Almost biting his tongue from the whiplash, teeth slamming shut loudly. Some form of guilt quickly awakening as he realized how harshly he opened the door, practically kicking it down. The shadow peeking over his shoulder.
"We better be quiet, they look...uneasy."
"Nightmare? Let's get cleaned up quickly."
Ushering to each other as Krueger quickly picks you up. Carefully and slowly fitting his hands below your knees, one to your upper back. Lifting you up the stairs, making sure your feet don't dangle and swing. Silently shushing you whenever you mumble in your sleep.
"They must be pretty exhausted to be having a nightmare, fuck. Blame it on the traffic."
"They waited for us."
"Of course they would, fucking self sacrificial bitch. Sigh. Hopefully their thoughts will quiet down once we settle."
Krueger made sure you didn't wake up as he kneeled on the bed. Slowly shuffling to the center as he lowered you there. A messy, untidy bed. They really couldn't blame you, it was nearing the morning than it was night.
Thankfully they had already somewhat unbuckled the gear they wore, mid traffic, mostly due to how uncomfortable it was to sit in that. In a leather chair. Almost cringing at the rattle of plastic and metal together. Loud, very loud.
Praying to whatever god was out there as they looked back to you. Only letting themselves breathe again as they saw no movement from your sleeping body.
"Fucking dumbass."
"Ich wille ficken dich. Ach- we smell like shit."
Rank was the word they would use to describe the smell as they both practically speed walked into the shower, slightly gagging at each other's scent. Far too lazy to give each other any form of privacy as they showered together. And each other.
"You fucking like it when I scratch here?"
"Ja, a bit rougher."
"dog."
"Says the one that likes their back scratched."
"I have back pains, you cunt."
"Old."
Purely mentally exhausted as they exit the shower. Partially air drying and halfway using the towel as they resist the urge to jump back into bed. Only stopped mid air by Nikto's hand as he carried the other man hip by hip like a bag.
"You're going to wake them."
"Release me, I need to hold mein Liebe now."
"Oh am I not your love anymore?"
"I am going to claw at you."
A weird messy cuddle pile formed at the end of their bickering. Comfortably situating you under their heavy fat ass bodies, practically indenting you into the bed as they snore the night away. And day. Don't think you can escape when these heavy cunts are pressing you against each other so tightly it's like they want to press you into a log.
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Ps: there will be a dent in the bed from how heavy these fucked are. Also yes they sleep naked. They're tired. And their skin leaves red marks against yours because they're just heavy cunts.
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dr-mp3 · 5 months ago
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I actually genuinely enjoy the fact they lose their shit for each other its kinda funny i bet theyd have really fucked up babies
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animentality · 14 days ago
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what the fuck is this gif
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stealingpotatoes · 6 months ago
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Do you hate sand ?
if thats what it takes to rizz up Padme, then yes i despise it
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negative-xp · 15 days ago
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harmonia-university · 1 month ago
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Hey @Beau, how is your childhood like?
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[ @asknextbotsandharmoniauniversity ]
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cloud-ya · 7 months ago
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so. her birthday
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ramblingautisticman · 10 days ago
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IM SORRY BUT I DONT LIKE THE FAKE DATING TROPES I JUST- I DONT LIKE EM- I FIND THEM BORING AND CONDESENDING BECAUSE YOU KNOW THEY ARE EITHER GOING TO BE DAYING BY THE END OR HAVE A BIG BLOW UP OR SMTH AND I JUST- I CANT LIKE IT IM SORRY
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arty-cakes · 1 year ago
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something very sinister about this image
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jenbobbyy · 8 months ago
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NEW SPOOKYS CONTENT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
BUT
WHY DOES BEN LOOK LIKE THAT
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rachel-974 · 2 months ago
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Bruh what's happened in the video games industry... The PS5 pro 800€ to buy it and this console have nothing! Concord flop bruh Sony WTF!? Plus the Minecraft movie... Eww. I'm so sorry... Video games industry gonna be destroy... You can't play with you own material favorite video game anymore. Really sad.
(Sorry for my poor english...)
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maydaydiaz · 3 months ago
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the amount of anxiety-inducing theories i've thought or read about since that video of buck running the other way is not okay. someone put me out of my misery
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shadowisabean · 7 days ago
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Bamboozled again! 😤
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