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Dec 4: Remember that time we learned Clark Kent totally peeked at all his Christmas presents with his X-Ray vision? (Justice League, “Comfort and Joy”)

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Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

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Often when I am on my way to a neighborhood, I haven’t been in before to deliver to an address that is new to me, I will look at the delivery address up real quick in Google to get the street view, so that I know what the place I’m looking for. Looks like. From the street.

When I did that for one of the places I delivered to today, I noticed that the edge of the picture and unexpected blur. I turned the camera to see what it was, and discovered what I thought was a glitch. Except that I moved the camera up and down the street, and even around the corner. From every location, This one particular address location is completely blurred out. I was puzzled. I was fascinated. And when I got to making the delivery, I took a minute after afterward and stared.

It is just a regular, normal ass, run of the mill, small white New England cottage style of a house. It’s got some bushes on either side of the front step, and a flag hanging next to the door. There’s an air conditioner sticking out of one of the small upstairs windows. The backyard is fenced in. It just looks… Normal.

I am incredibly puzzled.

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Bloat from Finding Nemo is definitely related to Gritty

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After a good 7 to 8 business weeks, the mail is here! This little snail mail man worked hard to bring you your letters I need to make more snails, this guy was so much fun

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It’s hilarious to me when people complain about AO3 and its policies, and what they allow on the site - but it’s ESPECIALLY funny when people complain like “Why can’t the freaks make their own site and just go there?”

Sweetie… AO3 is the site for that. Y'all invaded our space.

Wattpad and FFN still exist. Go there. They’re as shitty and G-rated as you want. You can’t have the luxuries that AO3 offers if you’re gonna be a little bitch about its policies. Imagine walking into a strip club and complaining about the alcohol and naked ladies when there’s a god damn Dennys next door you could have gone to. Christ.

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Bloat from Finding Nemo is definitely related to Gritty

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Was the mummy wrapped in thin sheets of gold?

Archaeologists digging on a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche.

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PIE APPLE BINCH

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Following the author of The Last Unicorn on Facebook is the only thing that makes being on that site worthwhile.

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You spelled “enjoy” wrong

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