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I have actually been trying to teach restaurant workers about enforcing the confirmation while present. Largely they’re very grateful, because orders getting stolen are a pain in the ass to them as well

I am getting really fucking tired of showing up to a restaurant to pick up an order in good faith for Uber eats only to find that somebody has already showed up and taken that order. The restaurant won’t remake the order without a ticket from Uber, and Uber was sent a ticket because they already show in their app that somebody arrived at the restaurant for it.

Never mind, the fucking fact that the person that arrived at the restaurant already took the food and then canceled the order in their app so that they got a free whatever it is. And some hungry person is sitting out there waiting for their delivery and it’s never going to come, I’m not gonna get paid for my timer, and all I’m doing is wasting my time being a good citizen by actually calling support to let them know that the food is gone, but the order is still alive.

This sucks. And I know it’s not the fault of the support agent so I can’t yell at them about it. So here I am in the Internet being old man yelling at about food, service delivery driver issues.

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I am getting really fucking tired of showing up to a restaurant to pick up an order in good faith for Uber eats only to find that somebody has already showed up and taken that order. The restaurant won’t remake the order without a ticket from Uber, and Uber was sent a ticket because they already show in their app that somebody arrived at the restaurant for it.

Never mind, the fucking fact that the person that arrived at the restaurant already took the food and then canceled the order in their app so that they got a free whatever it is. And some hungry person is sitting out there waiting for their delivery and it’s never going to come, I’m not gonna get paid for my timer, and all I’m doing is wasting my time being a good citizen by actually calling support to let them know that the food is gone, but the order is still alive.

This sucks. And I know it’s not the fault of the support agent so I can’t yell at them about it. So here I am in the Internet being old man yelling at about food, service delivery driver issues.

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Me at myself, sung to the tune of the axolotl on the stairs song:

Stop chewing on the inside of your mouth meat

You are a whole ass person you’re not to eat

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Okay folks, I gotta gather my logins. I’m staying here until there is no here to be, but if that happens I don’t want to lose you or be lost.

Losing G+ was bad enough. I can’t handle that kind of mass disconnect again.

matt just fired half the remaining tumblr support staff lmao

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A little boy just looked at me and went “woah! That girl is so tall!! I didn’t know girls could get that tall!” To his grandpa.

Grandpa talked to him about how he had tall women in his family and how pretty tall girls are and the boy said he should ask me out 💀 so grandpa was like “she’s probably already married”

Listening to this exchange was so cute and so gender affirming bc not once did either of them imply I was actually a man I’m gonna cry this was so sweet.

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canceled my prime membership today

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Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get the FUCK down tonight.

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WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

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elon musk is like if you distilled the essence of 2010 “you, sir, win the most epic of upvotes” reddit and put it into the body of a wealthy peanut factory owner from 1835 london who exclusively employed 5 year old orphans

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Performative feminism is a most annoying aspect of our times.

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My mom got phished in an EXTREMELY refined scam that pretty much anyone could fall for-- basically her account was already pre-hacked and they spoofed the bank's number exactly, called her pretending there was fraud, and read back legitimate and fake transactions and personal info so she wouldn't suspect they weren't the bank. Then discouraged her from logging in claiming the account was locked so they could investigate the fraud-- all so she wouldnt catch them making massive purchases using her stolen info.

We have the same boss and when she told him what happened he recommended she call the bank directly, so she did and they managed to catch it in time before $20k of transactions went through. Very scary

I guess the lesson here is never ever answer your phone, I love that fraud is so rampant an entire form of mass communication is now useless

ANYONE can fall for phishing scams- my mom is extremely smart and we discuss common scams that target her age demographic and she still fell for this. If it happened to me I may have fallen for it too. Always be careful!

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hheeeelllllllll yes

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Fat girls are hot.

You agree. Reblog.

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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there