BARBUTA NINPEK AND PORGY
PLANET ZOLDATH AND WALDORF'S JOURNEY
DEVILITION MORTOL 1 AND 2
KICK CLUB HOT FOOT MOONCAT TOO
PILOT QUESSTTTT
VELGRESS VALBRACE AND FIIIIIST HELL
RAIL HEIST GRIMSTONE CARAMEL CARAMELLLLL
ROCK ON ISLAND MAGIC GARDEN BIG BELL RACE AND PAINT CHASE
WARPTANK CYBER OWLS ATTACTICS DIVERS AND QUIBBLE RACE
GOLFARIA STAR WASPIR AND ELFAZAR'S HAAAT
CAMOFLAUGE BLOCK KOALA PINGOLF MINI & MAX
[ID: Two images, one showing Alucard's design from Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse and one showing Alucard's design from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. Between the two images there is a red arrow pointing from the Castlevania III design to the Symphony of the Night design and red text above it that says "321 years HRT". /End ID.]
Grade book: ONE MILLION ASSIGNMENCE. If NOT DONE IN TWENTY!!!!FOUR MINUTES YOU WILL DEATH,
Me: Mm I see (closes my eyes for the next seventy years as I imagine the beautiful wobbegong)
[Image IDs: three gifs of an Ornate Wobbegong swimming through the ocean, taken at different angles. The Wobbegong is a light brown shark with dark brown bands horizontal across it's body, and white spots covering it. It moves smoothly through the water, tail swishing behind it. End ID.]
"But the ship is pseudo-incestuous!!" THE GIRL CANONICALLY FUCKED HER ACTUAL COUSIN???
Like incest bad. Don't do incest. Don't be Lucy. But I feel like maybe thats not the grounds on which to be arguing here? Never mind that they are literally NOT related (no matter your personal headcanons). Ms. 'Incest is a normal part of growing up' probably isn't going to be morally hung up on that. Even if she (in the case of actual incest, not headcanon father figure pseudo-incest) absolutely should be.
I don't even ship it myself. But Lucy Maclean is a capital F Freak. You gotta accept that.
just so you all know i am just straight up never going to be cool or perfect ever. im always going to be lame and a bit weird at times and im going to fuck up SO many times actually. i am also going to be a pussy and not stand up for shit, so please don’t get mad at me online ever cuz i cant assure you that if that happens i won’t delete every trace of my existence and never go online again out of fear
ok thank u!!i see people expecting wayyy too much of other people online and like…im not the person you wanna expect anything of. you all build an opinion of me that’s like 10000x better than the actual me and that’s great I’m not complaining but my line of good takes is going to end one day or another because i cannot believe ive gotten this far, and when i make a bad one i need you to not get mad at me thanks
Holy fuck, man. What a trip Fearne has been on, huh?
You tell her how grateful you are to have her in your life, you flatter her, you tell her you need her, that you have to do this together. You have her make a promise that has this woman, born of chaos and fey, agreeing through shaking hands and a trembling voice.
You make her deceive your friends; you make her follow where they cannot know; you make her help you into this contraption; you make her feed this thing into you despite the fact that you both have been warned extensively of the risks. You make her watch you crumble and splinter and shatter and fracture and burst and implode. You make her watch you die, over and over and over and over, for a minute in agonizing bullet time.
You make her do all these things, because when she tries to back out, when she tries to not be the one who let you do this—how could you do this—
you tell her, "YOU PROMISED."
Because if there's one thing you know, it's that the fey do not break a promise.