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Cincy's schedule for tomorrow is a mess for Carlos. who planned that? its literally terrible
#tennis#tennisblr#I mean if he closes the match against gael with the tie break (in less than 10 minutes) its fine#but if Gael wins the tie break they will have to play a 3rd set and not even two hours later the winner will have to face Holger#the possible runeraz match should be played during night sessions as they will do with Quinwen and Casper/Felix vs Jack#this is terrible tbh#Cincinnati Open#Cincinnati 24
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Dan and Phil's TIT tour × Troye Sivan on SWEAT tour
2024, year of youtube twinks simulating gay sex on stage
bonus:
#photos not mine#this is a joke#but also not because why am i spending my hard earned cash to watch these men have sex on stage being an adult is so funny#also if someone wants to make a sister daniel one of ur girls edit plssss im begging u (or link if its already been done)#phan#dnp#tit spoilers#titspoilers#tit tour#dan and phil#terrible influence tour#dont want to put this in troye's tag or sweat tour tag tbh lol#amazingphil#daniel howell#phil lester
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part 2!!!! [read part one here]
transcript below the cut arranged into stanzas to help show where the rhymes are:
“that’s why they brought gem in? as a failsafe?” as a pawn. we were told to point her at whoever we need gone
“gem won���t hurt her allies. …yet.” the curse she carries will it’s had its eye on her since she lost the other eye she was specially selected for her hunting skill it’s quite the high honor. “wow. how generous.” we try
think about it: why does almost no one fight the curse? “given how fast scott killed skizz last season, i can guess.” [“any pain you spare your friends, you’ll have to suffer worse”?] it’s designed to shut down higher reasoning with stress
#if you still can't see the rhyme scheme try reading it out loud#if that doesn't work uh. idk. can't help you#my art#my poetry#grian#geminitay#smajor1995#bdoubleo100#inthelittlewood#secret life#grian and his terrible horrible no good very bad eldritch coworkers: the sequel#cant wait to post the next part so i can be like 'my three secret life comics. and yes they all rhyme'#this one narratively doesn't work nearly as well as a standalone compared to part 1#however i accidentally went way too hard and could probably upload the middle page + second to last panel as their own separate art pieces#tbh i'm considering putting an explanation of everything below the readmore buuut i don't feel like it atm. :3 later maybe#me and my 20+ life series headcanons i only allude to without explicitly stating don't need to explain ourselves#still experimenting with this webtoon-esque vertical comic style#still not sure i like it#it gets long too quickly#among other things#but it's very easy to read on a phone so
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My first tumblr post aa throws this unshaded mess at you and runs
#fnaf#fnaf sb#dca#daycare attendant#moondrop#moon fnaf#moon security breach#moon x y/n#moon x self insert#my art#hdbdhwhdbhss#im not used to posting#and i also dont really like my art#but i felt like i could share this#SORRY FOR THE TERRIBLE PROPORTIONS BUT IM FAR TOK LAZY TO FIX#the hearts r so sappy lamsmksjdjd#might delete later tbh#this is very low effort excuse me#lems silly stuff
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Creepshow (1982) dir. George A. Romero
#creepshow#horroredit#horrorfilmgifs#filmedit#userbrittany#userscary#classichorrorblog#junkfooddaily#80s horror#george a romero#hal holbrook#adrienne barbeau#mine#my gifs#your regular married life ig#anyway i'd let barbeau be terrible to me any day there'd be no homicide#(and i'd let halbrook shoot me for that matter)#he's kinda....... you know. i have a thing about that old man tbh#this + his character in carpenter's the fog...#👀
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i feel like poolverine easily could’ve been one of those “they’re flirty but it’s mostly unserious” situations, and for most of the movie yeah they were extremely gay, but wade’s been like that with other guys and it was never treated as a serious type of relationship before. they’re willing to die for each other, but even then the romantic aspect of their relationship could be glossed over because it’s a superhero movie, that’s just what they do, and they’re working together to save a whole timeline—it’s not just about them. but then the movie doesn’t end with them saving the day and moving on. i think this’s really the part that sells poolverine as a genuine relationship to me… logan’s leaving, and wade calls for him. he can’t stand to let him go. then he introduces him to his family, and logan stays. he doesn’t really need to stay, but they’ve both decided they’re better off with one another than without
#don’t get me wrong#wade and vanessa are going to end up back together again if there’s ever another deadpool movie#and then he’ll lose her again for whatever reason#because that’s just how it goes#ignore the fact that logan tells wade to talk to vanessa and i’d be convinced that the ending was supposed to imply them being canon tbh#not gonna delude myself into believing poolverine will ever be genuinely and seriously canon#but shippingwise#i think this’s why i’ve latched onto poolverine despite some of the similarities between cable & logan#with cable it was never gonna be serious#despite it being fun to ship them and enjoy their dynamic#but#with logan… storywise… it makes so much sense for them to be endgame#they both were at terrible points in their lives and really needed each other#not just to fix each other’s problems. but they needed someone who was so on their own level that they could fix each other#not in a healthy way. but#yknow#anyway#idk i’m kinda rambling about nothing here#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#wade wilson#logan#um#logan howlett#<- ….i guess#poolverine#deadclaws
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"red and chloe were so gay for each other!!" guys. come on. how did you miss what was in front of you the whole time??
#BRIDGELLA NATION RISE 🗣🗣🗣#i'm not anti red/chloe btw it's just bridget/ella have sooo much more chemistry tbh#descendants: the rise of red#descendants 4#the rise of red#rise of red#descendants#bridget of hearts#bridget hearts#ella descendants#bridgella#lova's terrible posts
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Okay but does Peri KNOW that Dev has a robotic leg when he shows up? Something about the fact that Peri's wand is a cane and the fact that Dev could have kept his leg and just had a cane for the rest of his life instead tickles my brain.
I mean he doesn't know immediately, he wasn't like briefed or anything, but he basically lives in Dev's house so he definitely finds out. Peri doesn't comment on or react to it all though really, there's no reason for him to think anything of it, plenty of people have missing limbs, a lot of people are born without them, it doesn't necessarily mean anything sinister happened. He had no reason to pry or ask and I think Peri's lack of reaction to it helped Dev feel a bit more comfortable in his skin. (Not by much but.. a little bit.)
#fop#fairly oddparents#fop a new wish#fop dev#dev dimmadome#dale dimmadome#fop dale#fop Nature AU#<- I might rename it to something else idk give me ideas#LITERALLY thinking about the ableism implications of my AU so hard#Dale doesn't even stop to think that his son might not want a prosthetic leg#(Within the context of the AU the technology is good enough its basically indistinguishable from a real leg aside from lack of sensation)#he's basically deciding FOR his son that having his leg fully replaced would be better than living with a mild disability#After being the cause of that disability!! Double traumatization whammy!#If he stopped even for a second to ask Dev what he wanted he'd have learned that this was absolutely not it!#Half the reason Dev is so secretive is because he thinks being visibly disabled is showing weakness and is some terrible thing#You need accommodations right now man!!! Tell people what you need!!#Dale doesn't actually care all that much about people knowing about the prosthetic leg as long as Dev is quiet about the cause#and doesn't make him look bad#tbh he's kinda proud of the prosthetic leg. Im sure half the reason he was so eager to push it onto his son was because his own company mad#it and wanted to try it out#I have so many thoughts this is getting so long
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a glimpse into Florea Townhouse
#ts4#the sims 4#sims 4#sims 4 screenshots#*mine#simblr#ts4 simblr#ts4 screenshots#sims 4 build#ts4 build#sims community#ts4 community#yay 2/3 done with the townhouse#then onto Madame Noir's Shop#I highly doubt I'll furnish one of the 2 apartments fully (maybe the kitchen in each one??)#i just get terribly annoyed/frustrated with no cc lots after a while tbh :(
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Every time I see that viral “costuming quality has decreased over the years” post I get so angry because a) the comparisons they use are not at all equal in terms of genre and what goals the costumes and the films/tv have, and b) shitting on Rings of Power costumes just because you don’t personally like them and don’t understand costume design or construction is not a valid critique.
I will keep screaming from the rooftops, as a professional costumer and as someone who knows folks who worked directly on the costumes, the Rings of Power costume team is PHENOMENAL. These costumes up close are works of art; they have teams of incredibly skilled artisans doing immaculate and extremely thought-out work and just because they don’t look like the PJ films (and serve a different purpose a lot of the time!!) does not mean they are a “downgrade”.
#it’s okay to not like things!!#it’s okay to hate a design or a fabric!!#but you gotta learn to differentiate between I hate this and this is objectively bad#like I hate the Loki series finale costume#I hate it#I hate all the costumes in the show tbh#but they are actually good design in terms of serving the story#I just think the whole story is terrible so#that doesn’t mean the design or the construction is bad
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the thing about characters like arthur morgan and harry du bois is that people will bend over backwards to argue that their worst choices are out of character. that being low honor or doing terrible things is simply for gameplay reasons and nothing more, but that couldn't be further from the case. truth is, they have the capacity to do all of those things because they're capable of doing them, and it's just as in character for them to indulge their worst traits as it is for them to be better.
#disco elysium#harry du bois#rdr2#arthur morgan#tbh the way people often write low honor arthur is like. its clearly just a fetsh thing#but at the end of the day that's *him*#maybe at his worst - but still him#sorry but i adore low honor arthur. and i hate that people have such bad misconceptions of him because fandom often writes him so ooc#because they have such a terrible understanding of how the honor system and his character works#or they just want an excuse to write kink lol#which is fine but like. it's really inundated fandom with a false impression of him
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“Keith is not a tsundere he just sucks” you know and understand more than a simple mortal mind could ever dream
i feel like a quintessential part of understanding keith's character is realizing that he is generally okay at socializing with people (he just doesn't like dealing with strangers), but there is something very specific about lance that makes keith fumble every single interaction they have
#klance#voltron#idk how to best word this but i think that keith is genetically preordained to fumble every bad bitch he meets tbh#like keith is a hothead but lance is the only person who consistently baits him into making a snarky response and its sooo funny-#-if you interpret it as keith having a crush on lance and him having no idea how to have a normal conversation with his crush#i think this is the funniest way to interpret all of keith's antagonistic barbs towards lance#i firmly believe keith has 0 rizz and negative aura and it is only by the grace of god (lance also being a weirdo and having terrible taste#that keith and lance were ever able to get together. they are freak4freak if you will. keith's rizz would not have worked on anyone else#also keith is excruciatingly aware each time he fumbles lance & he goes to bed every night agonizing over the terrible choices he's made#'WHY DID I SAY THAT WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME' <- one of keith's daily affirmations#otp: we are a good team#ask#anonymous
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my flawless bind is done!!! 🥹
this is my second ever hardcover, first ever faux leather, first ever metal corners, and first bind of my own fic!
featuring art by myself and @chernozemm , and a hand painted cover because i couldn’t figure out any other way to decorate it lmaoooo. now i just gotta do this three more times for mine, meg, and zemm’s copies 🤞
#good omens#gomens#flawless au#good omens fic#book binding#fanbinding#libratian#i finally understand paper grain direction and can't wait to cut the pages CORRECTLY next time ahah#i also took the text blocks to an officeworks for them to cut with a guillotine#and it looks terrible#so i'm keen to do the next one myself with a knife tbh
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hi two homeless trans women still struggling thru unemployment, found a nail in a tire of the van we live in recently and replaced it and that was like 300, and uh we have a gym membership we're late making payments to that's like 100. uh. and electrolysis still isnt free, hopefully it is soon lol. and so on. anything helps
paypal.me/NoraEstherRose
venmo: nora-esther-rose
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Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.
Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.
Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.
Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.
#pjo#percy jackson#nico di angelo#Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?''#and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus#but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3''#and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to''#only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it#and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book#Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out''#Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.''#''this has been so bad for my health''#Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested.#Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him''#Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him.#and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE#though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it.#he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure''#nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards.#which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for
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If you ask the chain for their worst/ most annoying enemy
Time: redheads- I mean Redeads
Twilight: *stifling a laugh* Shadow beasts
Four: *deadpan* Gibdos
Legend: *can't think of anything challenging* I'm gonna say, umm... *shoots a teasing glance at Sky* Sleep
Wild: definitely Guardians
Sky: Demon lords with long tongues
Hyrule: *looks at Sky* not even gonna ask about that one, but Octorocks. They're everywhere in my world
Wind: I was gonna say Octorock too! But specifically Big Octo, those are the worst
Warriors: ...
Warriors: SO WHAT AM I THE ONLY ONE WHOS GONNA SAY GANON
#wasn't meaning to put redheads instead of redeads for time but autocorrect did that and I decided to roll with it#I don't have all the games. I did research for four#but a lots of this is mainly what enemies I hate the most tbh#shadow beasts are terrible and I want to rid Hyrule's world of octorocks more than I want to be rid of ganon#linkeduniverse#linked universe#lu#Lu chain#Lu memes#but actually? I honestly don't see legend as really struggling with any enemies- even ganon#bros got skill#which is why I said sleep because double meaning- but I also couldn't think of anything else :|
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