#this is such a shitpost but in reality

[creepymutelilbugger]

i can't imagine a world in which i haven't put this video on my page

[memeshost]

[itscamile222]

My biggest shifting advice pt.2

If you attempt to shift before going to sleep at night and when you open your eyes, you still wake up here, read this.

Your brain has habits. So when you go to bed at night, even though you intend to wake up in your DR, you always wake up here. Why? because of your habits. Your mind is extremely used to go to bed and sleep and then wake up here, that is almost impossible to change that habit. What do you have to do then?

During the day, lay down, relax and do whatever you want to shift. intend to wake up in your Dr. Make a new habit, and you will shift.

[fawnontheweb]

“ Who’s the main character in your DR? “

[huenistar]

WE SHIFTING 2NITE‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥 U CANNOT FAIL SHIFTING BECAUSE AS SOON AS U DECIDE THAT YOUVE SHIFTED, UR ALREADY IN UR DR🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 U CONTROL UR REALITY‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ U CANNOT ACCIDENTALLY SHIFT BACK‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ PERMASHIFTING IS NOT WRONG, I AM PERMASHIFTING TO MY TXT DR‼️‼️‼️‼️ FUCK THIS REALITY, FUCK SHIFTOK, FUCK METHODS, FUCK WAVERING, FUCK SHIFTING ANTIS WE BECOMING AWARE OF OUR DR RIGHT NOWW

[bopbop171]

Gwen is in her lane. Focused, thriving, flourishing.

[aziraphalalala]

I am not entirely certain what will happen once the actors & writers strike ends, but I'm pretty sure Michael Sheen will break the sound barrier with how fast he will go feral on the internets about how Aziraphale wants to eat Crowley's ox rib

[2plolo]

Dealer: j got this new strain 💯 it’s called, “thanergy link to your daughters longsword” 😳🔥 gonna be blitzed off your titz

Me: whatever man I don’t feel shit

5 minutes later: dude I swear I saw some bitch in a hazmat suit at the bottom of that glass coffin

My girl Harrow, pacing: the eggs you gave me all died and you lied to me

[myllui]

I shifted

I shifted to my nana dr for about six months (even though only six seconds have passed here, since I set the time so that one month in the dr equals one second in this reality). I'm still a little confused from coming back, but overall, I feel good.

This dr isn’t my main one but could become my main one. Before I share some details, I want to clarify that this DR doesn't follow the anime’s storyline. For example, that asshole Takumi will never meet Hachi. I'll try to keep it brief, as I don't like talking too much about my dr after all, it is real life .

I live about 15 minutes away from Hachi and Nana’s apartment, in a suburb of Tokyo. I work at a bakery and also do art. Living in Tokyo between 1998 and 1999 is a mix of nostalgia and surreal. It's hard to describe precisely. I’ve also learned to live without modern smartphones, using those old brick phones with buttons instead. This has taught me to live more in the moment, without the constant need to check social media or waste hours scrolling through TikTok, aimlessly losing time.

In this dr, I’m learning to be more independent. Thanks also to my experiences in my Kpop drs, I've learned to manage an apartment on my own here: I do the laundry, cook, manage my budget, pay bills, and work in the bakery. Oh, and I'm also studying to get my driver's license.

I’ve also started learning to play the guitar, especially thanks to Nana. Playing has always been a huge dream of mine, but I never had the chance to do it in this reality. Once, I even got emotional with joy while holding the guitar in my hands, because it’s something I’ve always loved doing.

My relationship with Hachi and Nana is really great.

Hachi is very close to me; she often texts to ask how I’m doing, how work is going, and invites me to hang out on weekends or go to the pub together. I love going out with her because she’s unashamed of anything or anyone, and with her, I never feel judged. She also has a great sense of style. Even though colorful clothes aren’t really my thing, she’s helped me find a style that suits me. I must admit, though, that she requires a lot of patience since she’s a bit naive.

As for Nana Osaki, I really love her a lot. She’s given me so much advice on some of my personal concerns, and she’s the kind of person who could listen to you for hours. She shows her affection through sarcastic jokes. We share the same taste in music. It took a little while for her to fully trust me and start confiding in me, but I understand her, and our bond has grown over time.

I’m still getting to know Shin and Nobu. Shin is very reserved, but I feel like we’ll become great friends. Nobu, on the other hand, has already opened up, and we’ve quickly become close.

Next time I shift, I’ll come back with a suitcase full of Vivienne Westwood clothes, necklaces, and rings!

[ariadne-mouse]

Caleb Widogast: my goal is to take down the Cerberus Assembly

Cerberus Assembly in C3: *disassembles itself*

Caleb Widogast: well I would have preferred different circumstances but you can't argue with results

[thatstolenpayal]

ngl but if i were a boy i would have been the best boyfriend

[beadelmare]

i've just realized how easy shifting is. like i can blink right now and open my eyes in my dr.

what the fuck.

[memeshost]

[ohposhers]

I would very much like to see the rest of Brozone meeting Cloud Guy

they fear him

[beetledrink]

at boyfriend work holiday party and they have a live DJ on a completely empty dance floor scratching out trap remixes to 50s christmas songs

[huenistar]

how mfs who knew about shifting in 2020 looked like with a 8 hour subliminal blasting in their ears😭😭‼️🔥🔥