#this is such a minor line

[underwhelmingalchemist]

Ruby: I was born in 2004 and-

Me, able to hear the dice in my head rolling for psychic damage: H u h

[hinamie]

congrats on your recovery n all yuuji but unfortunately for you I thought the scars were cool >:/

[real-skel]

I know I draw them being gay and playing tongue guitar all the time but let’s be real they were not always like that

[lunaekalenda]

warning: smut, bath sex, fembodied! reader, pet names (love, darling, honey) it's just a general idea a drabble yesyes

Nanami's favorite part of the day is when he arrives home and gets to take a bath with you.

Apart from the way you massage his hair with shampoo and how you rub his shoulders while pouring hot water on his sore muscles, the way your moans bounce off the walls has him hypnotized. It's the hour he expects the most when he's at work.

"Slowly, darling." he murmurs, hands on your hips, guiding your body. He enters so painfully slow, so calm and serene that drives you crazy. But Kento is a calm man. "Slowly. We don't have any rush, do we?" He angles your body, letting your back rest against the edge of the bath, while he kneels on the floor. He pushes a bit more, still not inside, still mocking you.

"Ken..." his name leaves your lips like a sigh, while he moves his hips a little bit, enough to tease you. The friction he gives, the way the tip of his cock caresses your entrance, how he threatens with putting it inside but quickly going back. He knows exactly how to make you beg for him.

"Hm, darling? Is there something wrong, my love?" one of his hands freely roams around your body, caressing your sides and cupping your breasts, playing with your nipples on a way that makes your entrance clench around his tip, making him groan. He agrees with you, god, he wants to bury himself so deep inside you, to fuck yo so hard you can only moan his name, to have your hands gripped to his back, your nails scratching it from how good it feels.

But that's not the way a gentleman should act. Instead, he takes you again, and resting against the bath, he pushes you against his body.

"Do it yourself, honey. Show me what you need." his voice is way lower, darker than before. Kento looks directly in your eyes while he takes one of his hands behind his head, comfortably resting, as the other is still caressing your hips. You let yourself fall gently on him, taking all his length in a way that makes you both moan, before your hips start a slow yet strong movement against him. Ken attentively observes you, from the way the mist of the bathroom makes your skin shine, how your breasts bounce with each movement of your body, how his shaft disappears inside you. You ride him with quick pace, moving your hips to make him reach deeper inside you. Suddenly, with his hands on your waist, Kento lifts you up. He bends you over the edge, massaging your ass before enteringnin a quick, hard thrust. His voice is breathy when he speaks.

"Wouldn't be a gentleman if I let you do all the work, don't you think, sweetheart?"

[mauricemylittlemeowmeow]

wow happy christmas. christmas huh. this is just like act 3 of pentiment where everyone gathered to celebrate christmas at the inn and alexander and kazimierz played music and sang a christmas song for everyone haha omg christmas. just like in the scene of my favourite characters from hit game pentiment by obsidian entertainment 50% off on steam via the winter sale that did i mention, features my favourite musician/meistersinger duo kazimierz wierzbięta and alexander rappolt wow i cant believe it's christmas in the flesh

[6ebe]

When I said Spain were violating child Labour regulations I didn’t think they actually were 😭

[imonanotherlebel]

"She is busy bro" prank on bf seventeen hyung line....

Guys, I just wanted to try text imagines. This was a popular prank, and i was inspired by many writers. Let me know if you like them. I'll make the maknae line version if you guys like.... And please let me know any other text imagines you would like to see...

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Warnings : Swearing, that's all I believe...

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Hyung line

Scoups

Jeonghan

Joshua

Jun

Hoshi

Wonwoo

Woozi

[7roaches]

late nite early morning doodles

[artairwave]

“I ran away from home once!”

[batcavescolony]

just saw someone say Rick Riordan making a TV show is just as bad as anything JKR has done. BFFR you're comparing Rick Riordan trying to make his world more inclusive, changing some parts because of money/time constraints, or just making changes cus he thinks they're needed, to JKR being a terrible person!

[fabled-lady-twilla]

How it feels being a ShigaDeku shipper in this fandom. Why is everyone so mean? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[emdotcom]

Yeah, so while I was on my "I'm going to read into Vanny/Vanessa as much as possible" journey, I noticed an odd quirk in her animations in how she moves. At first, I thought it reminded me of a ballerina, 'cause she's kinda tip-toeing, & she has this way of keeping her head & chest in one place as she moves, but I looked again & realized --

That's not ballet! She's doing a tight-rope act. Like, look at this one:

This is like standing up on the wooden boards before you do the actual tight-rope walking, & the ring leader is hyping you up as you do some fun movement for the crowds. &, then, these:

These are all instances where she walks with one foot directly in front of the other. In that third, she's doing the "woaaah" wiggly-ass balance movements & everything, as if she's swaying up at the top of the tent, even though she's down on solid ground.

Idk, I feel like the way her feet are placed isn't accurate (pretty sure they should be pointed left & right, not both forwards...) doesn't make this 100% correct, but I like it. It also connects back with her first SB teaser, wherein she's up in the rafters.

[front-facing-pokemon]

[sadaveniren]

Hey! So I left the fandom in 2019 and only recently came back. I did all the catch-up research and was like "cool, looks like larry are still probably together". But it seems that's not the popular opinion these days on tumblr?? So I guess I'm wondering if I missed something pretty major that led to a lot of people thinking that way? Or maybe it was a bunch of small subtle things that I didn't pick up on in my readings? I thought who better to ask than one of the old timers (no offence lol)

You know how babies think that the ball disappears when they don’t see it anymore? That’s what I always assume it is.

[arguablysomaya]

kendrick wants that nigga OUT of the industry 😭

[requiemforthestars]

People who have Caitvi top/bottom discourse and are very incensed about it, I'm going to introduce you to a revolutionary concept, as someone who has lesbian sex in real life. Sometimes, come listen closely, you can fuck your girl and then... (and this is going to blow your fucking minds!) she switches positions and she's the one who fucks you! *collective explosion of people being introduced to a new facet of reality*. And you can even (!!!!) wear a strap sometimes but then you clean it and then SHE puts it on and uses it on YOU! *collective hysteria erupts, people foam at the mouth and pass out*