#this is such a delight

[yonemurishiroku]

😭😭😭 Pls not this fic telling Chthonic deities discussing overpopulation and implying Apollo made covid I can’t----- 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[bookwyrminspiration]

WAIT HANG ON!!??! autism win!!!

[brandwhorestarscream]

“We slept near a hord of wild trucks.” A group of friends on a camping trip notice a fairly large number of trucks near their place.

They’re intrigued and decided to take a closer look while walking around them, there’s all kind of trucks and they’re all just there (kinda like how cows just stand around lol).

After recording the trucks from the safety of their camper, two of them decide to take a closer look while the other two stay inside, not wanting to bother them.

They’re woken up by panicked screaming and loud rumbles. They open the door to see the two who went to take a closer look running straight inside the camper and lock the door, not replying to anything.

There’s some light outside the windows and the rumbling of multiple engines can still be heard.

In the morning, their camper is surrounded by the hord of trucks.

“Kevin what the fuck did you do?”

“I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY-!”

Turns out, when they went to 'take a closer look' they made it a game to ‘who can slap the most trucks’. It basically ended up with them waking up trucks by slapping their hands on the doors and by screaming once they started getting chased.

They only managed to leave after the trucks got bored of them, some still followed at a safe distance tho, which freaked them out.

In the end, this turned into a strange life lesson, don’t wake up the sleeping trucks.

KEVIN GOD DAMN IT-

H's lucky he didn't get punted! Oh my god XD

Also lucky there were no sparklings in the truck herd. I can't imagine parents of any species would be ok with a stranger just showing up in the middle of the night and hitting their kid

So much angry honking and beeping, these poor humans' are gonna be deaf before long 😂 a lot of angry grumbling and telling off in neo cybex, tho they can't understand it. Love that the herd just clusters around them to keep them trapped and then stalks them to make sure they leave come morning

They probably start digging trenches or smthn to keep pests out of their territory after this 🤔

[whatsagirltoblogabout]

Oh, Neal Caffrey, how I love the way you lie

[jandjsalmon]

YOU'RE WASTING YOUR GUM!

[lotrmusical]

never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

[victusinveritas]

[vashti-lives]

I went to the county fair and there was a doll sized quilt show happening in the fiber arts hall?!

[merrigel]

Everybody do the wenis!

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[majoringinsarcasm]

DONT BE AFRAID TO COMMENT ON OLD FICS DONT BE AFRAID TO COMMENT ON FICS IN A FANDOM THE AUTHOR MAY NO LONGER BE ACTIVE IN. IF THE STORY IS STILL UP LET THEM KNOW YOUR THOUGHTS IT MIGHT JUST BE THE REMINDER THAT MAKES THEIR DAY.

SINCERELY SOMEONE WHO JUST GOT A REPLY THAT MADE ME WANNA MAKE THIS POST

[charaznablespeteevee]

[evercelle]

brother, i'll set us both free

[hhhhunty]

KITTY!!!!

[quibbs]

just had SO much fun with the fallout tv show... i love you missus okey dokey

[haveihitanerve]

I love how people are like Jason Todd was a demon child and all the other robins were angels compared to him like lmao robin!Jason was a fucking delight what do you mean

Dick showed up at the manor with a blue stuffed animal elephant and the rage of 100 men and the only thing thats changed is that the elephant is grey now

Tim showed up with blackmail on the fucking Batman and bullied him into accepting him as robin

Damian popped up on the doorstep holding a fucking katanna

Meanwhile robin!jason was jumping from building to building squealing robin magic! and would spontaneously hug Batman. he loved reading shakepeare knowledge and literally screamed golly jee willickers as the highest curse word in his vocabulary.

Robin!Jason was a goddamned fucking delight and all the other ones were the little demon children lmaooo