#this is so real of you

[magpod-confessions]

i cannot relate to the tmp haters i have been loving this podcast so much, i love the different direction they’ve been taking, i love the collaborative writing approach, i love the deeper investment into the story, and i’ve loved almost every character so far. i’m having so much fun and i honestly don’t think that tmp is a cashgrab? it seems like there’s just more story to tell and they’re playing with the stylings. if they wanted to cashgrab they could just waterboard y’all in fanservice. it wouldn’t be that hard. Idk i feel like this fandom can be very negative sometimes. anyways all that aside i think alice should be fat. as a treat

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[fictive-confessions]

I don't get why some people put "doubles dni" because not only are fictives aren't their source, but do people not realize the potential for how hilarious it can be???

-Sincerely a Bill Cipher fictive who flirts with other Bill fictives

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[kithtaehyung]

My 3tan Roman Empire is when he keeps his chain on during 👀👀👀💀💀💀

DURING WHAT. SAY IT, LEAH😂

what’s your 3tan roman empire?

[saraminia]

Am I fucking sixteen?

This shit's kinda depressin'

All you're doin' to me

'Cause you mess me, test me, wreck me, oh, yeah

Maybe it's just admiration, copulation, or

Adoration, no defence, infatuation, oh, yeah

I'm all alone in my room

I'm just thinkin' 'bout you

It's a feeling I can't describe

Maybe it's just admiration, copulation, or

Adoration, no defence, infatuation, oh, yeah

[blorboconfessions]

people dont understand the appeal of a man that only looks good once you get him covered in his own blood and sometimes guts

this is about two specific characters but ill leave it vague so yall can project onto it

-🐊🌸

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[hansoeii]

only you.

[nathaniacolver]

arcane ships be like

i love a show that teaches equality (😭😭😭)

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

[sopuu]

animation of jimmy getting owned in real life

bonus gif of him celebrating i made for funsies :] oh the oblivious bliss...

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[daincrediblegg]

OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:

You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)

BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION

And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.

[magpod-confessions]

I got into TMA bc of a meme about Elias I’ve seen on Pinterest. It was I drawing of him in a hawaian shirt captured “official business meeting” or smh and next to it was “getting my body stolen” with him in a suit and eyes around it

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[lavendervirgos]

Breeding as a concept? Amazing

Mentions of breeding/getting pregnant during dirty talk? Outstanding

Real life pregnancy? No. Horrifying. Never. Hard pass. Worst thing imaginable.

[prest0allay]

I had to rush these, at one point I just gave up. The final episode gave me such a "I'm still standing" vibe. I had to get out of my system. I'm so normal about this.

I tried to convey all my interpretation and symbolism, if you have questions you can ask.

[kensatou]

(✿◕‿◕) die (ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿)

[chloesimaginationthings]

You know Henry’s final speech went hard in FNAF