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My blorbo is a real guy because I'm an rpf fag and I like answering the blorbo polls with my Real Guy Blorbo in mind because HOW ARE THEY GONNA STOP ME ? Just let the rpf guys play too 💔

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Gym Leader Erika would love love love to meet my equally lesbian leader blorbo from my Gameboy game: Amy, along with bitchy gf Amanda, of the water club, an all girl Pokémon tcg club.

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AND DJ MIXERR fuck YEAHHH I've been wanting to try DJing

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Weed and miniature emergency weed kits YEAHHHH christmas ROCKS

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Got that ar arr ar ar ar arr ar arr ar arrr

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I'm high I need Jimmy and Curly to creampie me at the same time while I'm passed out (๑/////๑ " )

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My new child btw

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Hubby?

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I GOT A RUI PLUSH FOR CHRISTMAS I'M SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!! DHHDHDHDHFHEJDHFHJRHDHFHRHDHFHHR /vvvvvvvpos

!!! thats so SICK!!!

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Sidney Prescott is called the best final girl ever, But good god, she wears the most fucking ugly clothes and hair styles ever.

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I need.. Castiel..

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Might post gift pics soon best fuckin christmas ever feel free to submit pictures of your gifts in the christmas mood of excitedly sharing lol! Also in the mood of Christmas, I'll draw any characrers submitted to my inbox today (with the word 'christmas' in the ask)!

Merry hollidays guys

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So tired seeing discourse and its about those ugly ass mouthwashing characters. Every time I see a post of that discount wendy torrance, discount btd strade, or the copy paste pulse 2001 ryosuke kawashima and that old geezer, I click back out of someone's blog so fast. Hell no.

Curly's hot tho.

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slightly embarrassing that my dearest blorbo is a fucking SENTIENT BOOK. IVE BEEN OBSESSED WITH HIM SINCE 8/28/22 AND HE MAKES ME GO CRAZZZYYYYY THAT DAY WAS THE DAY BEFORE THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL AND I WAS STIMMING TOO MUCH AT SCHOOL I LOOKED CRAZYhe has so many problems and i simultaneously want to throw him in so many different situations to make him worse or tuck him into bed and force him to get some SLEEP MY GOD THIS MAN DOESN'T SLEEP AT ALL HE NEEDS A GOOD SLEEP AND HE NEEDS TO TALK IT OUT WITH HIS EX BESTIE or husband/silly

I DONT REMEMBER WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THIS ASK oh yeah I remember now but actually I'm just gonna continue gushing about him instead of getting angry at some people in the fandom

every new ep of the show he's in I'm like ooo will he show up again AND ONE TIME HE DID. DIDN'T SEE HIS FACE BUT HE AHGDSNABDHSJHSWDHSSJSNSHDSJANSJ I was very normal about seeing him again. I was very normal about the fact he was screaming incomprehensibly while beating the shit out of a machine with a crowbar

I keep joking that in the next episode we're gonna see his corpse on the ground but if he dies I will explode into a million pieces and never recover

guys I think I have autism

-📗 anon (do we do those here?? first ask hi. and hi to all of my mutuals who perchance follow this blog who will immediately recognize me)

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Soldier boy looks like Dean ate Sam ☹️

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I remember my blorbo is a thing and start mentally vibrating

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ooo ive dropped a mold spore (my zombieland saga s/i) in your inbox now you have the plague oooo

INFECTED ME WITH DRAWING PLAGUE..