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Ask me how you can switch from short king to tall king with nothing but a hex wrench.

Limb Loss Boss

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I love Josh’s anti-classism so much. I grew up in a single parent household that didn’t have time/the ability to cook. I taught myself as an adult and ended up loving it. I cook with this stuff a lot. Shit, the RealLemon juice ends up in a lot of my cocktails. Sure, I like fancy ingredients when I can afford them and I have things I get picky about using - but I have bad hands, mincing garlic is painful as fuck. There’s a lot to be said for knowing how to work with what you have. Don’t shame people for trying, don’t shame people for feeding their families things that they enjoy.

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random poll just to learn more about all of you lovely people (please reblog with your answer + how you take your coffee/tea)!

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Playmen Magazine (Dec. 1977)

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The skull of Mary Magdalene in St Maximin Basilica in France.

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not my circus nor my monkeys, but damn if i didn't pay for my ticket and popcorn

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if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

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You can only reblog this today.

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I need to be put in a chamber

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you know what really gets my goat?

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NO, YOU AREN'T "EEPY"

A MAN CANNOT BE "EEPY."

HE CAN BE FATIGUED.

HE CAN BE SLUMBEROUS.

HE CAN BE BATTLEWORN FROM THE DAY'S ORDEALS.

BUT NEVER, AND I MEAN NEVER, MUST YOU EVER UTTER THAT WORD.

AND THE BED AND PILLOW WHICH YOU REST YOUR BODY ON?

MUST NEVER BE SO LARGE AS TO MAKE YOUR OWN FORM SEEM DIMINUTIVE IN COMPARISON. IT MUST BE ONLY LARGE ENOUGH TO FIT YOUR OWN BODY, LIKE A COFFIN.

AND YOU ARE ALLOWED BUT 1 PLUSH UPON IT.

AND IT HAS TO BE OF YOUR GREATEST ENEMY.

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I wanted to meme before the big day.

Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..

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ALOT OF YOU HAD QUESTIONS ABOUT ACE! I HOPE I ANSWERED THEM!