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steel and skin

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she took the midnight train going anywhere

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wizad spell of queueueueueueueues you

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This video has permanently changed my vocabulary so I need you all to see it

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no meme caption this is just me

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"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

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reblog if you like boobs or haven't been happy in months

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“No wonder everyone in the Underdark is evil, they have no access to potatoes!”

— Wizard

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there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

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It is morally correct to be horny on main.

If we really want to fight against this puritanical culture that seems to be hell-bent on running sex workers off the internet and banning pornography wherever they can find it, you have a moral duty to post hole on main. Doesn't have to be your own hole but you got to post it.

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KING DERMY

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common positions when you have 2 cats and like to be on the sofa

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*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

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What [car] would you build a time machine out of?

an old VW Beetle because it wouldn't look out of place literally anywhere