#this is so random ???

[humanityinahandbag]

I've explored the idea of Eddie being married to Steve without knowing it before in a story before (you can read it here), but in that one, Eddie and Steve have been together for years and Eddie is just so completely blinded by pining that he doesn't know how serious the relationship is.

So now I'd like to put forth a different take on this trope for the steddie court's approval.

Steve, who is so incensed by homophobia for his best friend, Robin, that he decides to protest against Reagan by getting married to Eddie.

The only issue? Eddie has zero clue.

Steve got certified in the mail to be an officiant. Claudia works at city hall and isn't sure why Steve wanted a marriage license, but figured he'd helped Dustin so many times that she could help out with one little favor. And Steve figures that customers in Family Video, while not totally aware, count as witnesses.

So he picks a morning where the sun is shining in an especially Fuck Reagan sort of way, gets dressed in his best polo shirt and jeans, styles his hair, and goes to work.

To be clear; Steve does not think that this is legally binding.

He's thinking that this will be a fun sort of protest souvenir to show Robin. Like "Hey, bestie, soulmate, light of my life! Tack this on the wall! I'm technically gay married to my other best friend, so fuck the haters!"

And to also be clear; he knows Eddie is gay as well. No one told him. But he sees the way Eddie looks at him. He knows Eddie's got a crush (though he doesn't know that said crush has been around since reign as King Steve). Steve knows Love.

He also knows that Eddie unlocked a whole world of bisexuality for him. In fact, he's been putting the moves on Eddie for weeks now.

Eddie is just... so shy and flustered and nervous.

Thankfully, Steve is great at romance. He can seduce. He can use the Harrington Techniques.

And he thinks that a fake marriage license might be just the ice breaker to show Eddie. Proof that he's not homophobic. So much so that he's into dudes. Maybe even get in a good laugh. Get Eddie to chill out and stop acting so skittish and just let Steve kiss him already.

(And maybe, yunno, let Steve do other things to him that probably involve candles and flowers and maybe some smooth jazz).

So to Steve, this is a two for one solution.

He gets to protest homophobia with a fake marriage license for his best friend Robin, and he gets to show the guy he likes (and who likes him back) that he's totally into him with a cute little down with Reagan ice breaker.

It's a win win for everyone.

So one day, when Eddie comes into Family Video, the poor metalhead very nearly dies on the spot when Steve, smile bright enough to light a room, pushes a paper towards him and asks him to sign.

And Eddie, lovestruck and beside himself, doesn't even register what Steve is saying. Steve is perfect and wonderful and funny and smart, and he's asking Eddie to sign something, and Eddie barely even looks down at the document before he's scribbling his name.

Steve does explain. Of course he does.

Eddie just... isn't really listening.

He does however listen when Steve asks Eddie out at the end of his shift and Steve gets to watch the other boy turn pink as a summer sky when he says yes.

And that's that.

Steve has a first date to look forward to and a fake marriage certificate to turn in. He gives the paper back to Claudia and asks if she can stamp it. Make it look real. He'll frame it when he gets it back.

The issue is, Claudia is really good at her job. And Hawkins is currently experiencing the aftermath of a Diet Apocalypse and doesn't notice the fine details of everything moving through their local government. So the paperwork processes; laws be damned.

It's definitely a fun surprise when Steve opens the mail one day (before he's even gotten to take Eddie out), and finds out that he's somehow, legally, the first gay marriage in Indiana. Or most of the United States, really.

Which is... definitely something.

But Steve loves Love. And so he processes the news pretty quick and then walks into work with the energy of an especially confused but cheerful golden retriever. "Hey, Robin!" he'd say, reading through the letter again. "You remember how I made that marriage license for you?"

She laughs fondly. "Yeah, dingus. It was sweet."

"Anything for you," he says, sincerely. And then; "You remember how I'm going to take Eddie out? And you agree? You think he likes me back?"

She snorts. "He's totally obsessed with you. I'm pretty sure we've skipped a few stages over like and moved right onto love."

Which is great. Because when Steve falls, he falls hard. He's a guy who loves Love. It's great to find someone who loves him back the way he wants!

"Awesome," beams Steve. "So do you think I should tell him we're actually legally married before or after I take him to the movies?"

[forgrtashes-blog]

Sunny rocks (literally).

[jo-the-cosmic-being]

Ninjago X Reader Y/n incorrect quotes part 3

(I’m taking this a bit far, don’t you think?)

Y/n: I’m sorry to tell you this but you have a heart and the capacity to feel.

Morro: YOU TAKE THAT BACK

Kai: You don't know anything about me!

Y/n: I know everything about you! You are an open book written for very dumb children.

Y/n, staring at Lloyd: I could fix him…

Garmadon: Please don't, it took a lot of work to fuck him up this bad

Jay: We have a problem.

Y/n: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

[into-fiction]

stop cause why have I been sitting here giggling at the idea of Glinda being like oddly super unafraid of snakes and she just wholeheartedly PICKS UP a cute little garter snake and Elphie is just looking at her like she has lost her damn mind

[forgettable-au]

If you're on twitter you should definitely.......you should definitely go vote for Wingdings in the Papyrus sexyman poll.......

I kinda want him to get through at least one round because then I know he's gonna lose to all the other popular Papyrus AU's lmao😭

But...one round...

[calnesiac]

chat, is dis real…

he is legit HIM!!!!!!

[itsnixderlol]

So… I have seen multiple more “buff” or big shouldered looking Kinger designs running around. And I kinda wanted to test how my design could look like, if drawn like that.

So, here. Idk how proud I am of this, but atleast I have a good shot of his wings now.

[in-som-niyah]

*both you and jason are getting ready for a wayna gala*

Jason: Ok but I want to compliment her but it needs to be unique

Dick: I get that but just say she’s stunning!! it’s not that hard

*you walk out of the bathroom, everyone’s jaw is on the floor*

Jason: You look hotter than a spoon in a crackhouse.

Dick: *sighs and tries to kill himself*

[togrowoldinv]

*Everyone getting together for a Thanksgiving celebration*

Y/n: Natasha, do you want to play football?

Nat: Um, Yelena and I aren’t supposed to play football

Clint: Says who, your mom?

Nat and Yelena after a long pause: …yeah

[t2316m]

Bruce is probably still afraid of bats, like this man was so afraid of bats growing up that it inspired him to be a superhero who instills fear? And you’re telling me he just got over it one day? I mean I’m sure he’s fine with the existence of bats but they still make him really really uncomfortable case and point

- Bruce’s cowl prevents him from looking up unless he goes full back bend, everyone thinks it’s a design flaw but in reality it’s so Bruce doesn’t accidentally look up and make eye contact with one of the hundreds of bats that live in the cave

- He was once at a JL meeting and thought Robin was hiding in his cape, instead when he lifted his cape a colony of bats flew out in various directions, if it wasn’t for Hal screaming his head off everyone would’ve caught the way Batman’s cowl eyes widened so much in shock the stitching around the white lenses nearly ripped

- Bruce really really really did not want to fight manbat when he first appeared, so much so that WE spent months investing in the pest control field, and it was very productive as Gotham saw a big decrease in rats and cockroaches unfortunately for Bruce, people were unsure what Batman was just that he was “Bat”Man so no one would dare touch the bats, much less the really big bat.

“That could be like Batman’s brother Mr. Wayne, we can’t exterminate him!”

*Bruce debating if he should pull a Lex Luther and base his corporation on his hatred of bats atp if it means he doesn’t have to touch manbat with his bare(gloved) hands cause just the mere sight of manbat gives him the ick, why can’t they all be like killer croc, cool dinosaur-esque monsters, ya know things that Bruce actually likes*

Bonus

- When Bruce told Alfred his (somewhat canonical) origin/decision to become Batman was because he was sulking by the window when a bat broke in and it was broad daylight and how that was a sign from his parents. Alfred did not see the sign or feel the inspiration and instead immediately booked Bruce an appointment to get his rabies shot

[roucaelum-art]

The SxF x Barbie x Oppenheimer crossover nobody asked for 💗 💥

[welcometoaurorashell]

Literally when I play Hogwarts legacy

[makimaglazertilldeath]

Yan!Mizuki x gender neutral reader

warning: forced breeding, dubcon, porn without plot, ooc, kinda dark. reader has a cock, sadism(?)

You’re pinned to the bed, arms bound above your head, silk restraints digging into your wrists. The fabric is soft, but the way Mizuki tied them? Unyielding.

She sits on top of you, straddling your hips, her small body trembling from the sheer size of your cock stretching her open. Her skin is flushed, slick with sweat, her breath shaky as she presses down to take you to the hilt.

She shudders, one hand pressing against her lower belly, feeling the way you bulge inside her.

"Ahh~" she sighs, a lazy, satisfied smile curling her lips. "So deep… so full… you’re finally where you belong."

Your body twitches, overstimulated, exhausted. Mizuki has already milked you dry twice, forcing you to cum inside her, making sure not a single drop is wasted. But she’s not done.

Not until she’s sure it takes.

"M-Mizuki," you pant, your voice hoarse. "I can’t—"

"Shh." She tightens around you, her walls pulsing, making your entire body jolt in raw sensitivity. "You’re not empty yet. I can still feel you twitching inside me."

She rolls her hips, slow, deliberate, cruel. The way she moves is torture, overstimulating you to the point of madness.

"But you’re so sensitive, aren’t you?" she giggled, nails scraping down your chest. "Look at you. You’re shaking. Are you going to cry?"

Her mocking sweetness makes your face burn. You turn your head, trying to escape her gaze, but she grabs your chin, forcing you to look at her.

"Eyes on me." Her voice, soft, yet somehow demanding and dark. "You don’t get to hide."

Her lilac eyes gleam with something dangerous.

"You’re going to watch while I break you."

She slams down hard, making your breath hitch, your cock twitching violently inside her.

"Ahh~" she gasps, shivering as her walls clamp down. "Mmm, I love that. I love the way you react when I use you properly."

You groan, struggling against the restraints, but you’re completely at her mercy.

She starts moving again, grinding, rolling, bouncing—forcing you to fill her even though you’re already spent.

Each movement sends a fresh wave of overload through your nerves, your body twitching, muscles seizing, mind blanking.

But Mizuki doesn’t stop.

She leans down, licking the sweat from your throat, whispering against your skin.

"Cum again."

You shake your head weakly. "I—can’t—"

She tightens around you again, her heat suffocating, relentless.

"You will."

Her hands slide down your chest, nails digging in just enough to sting. She loves seeing you unravel, seeing you too sensitive to handle it but unable to stop.

She sits up, placing her hands on your stomach for leverage, and starts riding you harder.

Fast. Deep. Unforgiving.

"Yes—yes—fuck, it’s so deep—! "

Your body tenses, pleasure and pain blurring together, your nerves on fire. Mizuki’s tiny body takes you so perfectly, every movement forcing you deeper into her tight, soaking heat.

You don’t even realize you’re close again until she speaks.

"Give it to me," she gasps, moaning your name. "You’re going to fill me again. Right now."

You shake beneath her, your body fighting against the impossible.

But Mizuki knows your body better than you do.

She leans forward, pressing her forehead to yours, forcing you to hold her gaze as she completely overwhelms your senses.

"Cum," she commands.

Her voice sinks into your brain, her scent, her heat, her everything suffocating you, consuming you.

She forces you past the breaking point, past exhaustion, past overstimulation—until you snap.

Your vision goes white as you spill inside her again, pumping her full, your body convulsing, completely ruined.

Mizuki gasps in ecstasy, her walls tightening desperately to milk you for every last drop.

When you collapse, shaking, breathless, spent, she collapses onto your chest, sighing dreamily.

She traces lazy circles over your skin, her breath warm against your throat.

"You did so well," she hums. "But… I think you can give me one more."

Your stomach drops.

You whimper, trembling under her, and Mizuki smiles against your skin, pressing a kiss to your jaw.

"Shh~ it’s okay," she whispers. "I’ll make sure you don’t waste a single drop."

Her hips shift again.

And the cycle begins anew.

[al4thea]

Before I know it I'm asleep, I keep doing this to myself and I'm not proud of it

[maelswife]

"Mael and Gowther arent together11!1!11!!!" Ok explain this then