#This is so random

[forgrtashes-blog]

Sunny rocks (literally).

[jo-the-cosmic-being]

Ninjago X Reader Y/n incorrect quotes part 3

(I’m taking this a bit far, don’t you think?)

Y/n: I’m sorry to tell you this but you have a heart and the capacity to feel.

Morro: YOU TAKE THAT BACK

Kai: You don't know anything about me!

Y/n: I know everything about you! You are an open book written for very dumb children.

Y/n, staring at Lloyd: I could fix him…

Garmadon: Please don't, it took a lot of work to fuck him up this bad

Jay: We have a problem.

Y/n: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

[togrowoldinv]

*Everyone getting together for a Thanksgiving celebration*

Y/n: Natasha, do you want to play football?

Nat: Um, Yelena and I aren’t supposed to play football

Clint: Says who, your mom?

Nat and Yelena after a long pause: …yeah

[t2316m]

Bruce is probably still afraid of bats, like this man was so afraid of bats growing up that it inspired him to be a superhero who instills fear? And you’re telling me he just got over it one day? I mean I’m sure he’s fine with the existence of bats but they still make him really really uncomfortable case and point

- Bruce’s cowl prevents him from looking up unless he goes full back bend, everyone thinks it’s a design flaw but in reality it’s so Bruce doesn’t accidentally look up and make eye contact with one of the hundreds of bats that live in the cave

- He was once at a JL meeting and thought Robin was hiding in his cape, instead when he lifted his cape a colony of bats flew out in various directions, if it wasn’t for Hal screaming his head off everyone would’ve caught the way Batman’s cowl eyes widened so much in shock the stitching around the white lenses nearly ripped

- Bruce really really really did not want to fight manbat when he first appeared, so much so that WE spent months investing in the pest control field, and it was very productive as Gotham saw a big decrease in rats and cockroaches unfortunately for Bruce, people were unsure what Batman was just that he was “Bat”Man so no one would dare touch the bats, much less the really big bat.

“That could be like Batman’s brother Mr. Wayne, we can’t exterminate him!”

*Bruce debating if he should pull a Lex Luther and base his corporation on his hatred of bats atp if it means he doesn’t have to touch manbat with his bare(gloved) hands cause just the mere sight of manbat gives him the ick, why can’t they all be like killer croc, cool dinosaur-esque monsters, ya know things that Bruce actually likes*

Bonus

- When Bruce told Alfred his (somewhat canonical) origin/decision to become Batman was because he was sulking by the window when a bat broke in and it was broad daylight and how that was a sign from his parents. Alfred did not see the sign or feel the inspiration and instead immediately booked Bruce an appointment to get his rabies shot

[roucaelum-art]

The SxF x Barbie x Oppenheimer crossover nobody asked for 💗 💥

[welcometoaurorashell]

Literally when I play Hogwarts legacy

[itsnixderlol]

So… I have seen multiple more “buff” or big shouldered looking Kinger designs running around. And I kinda wanted to test how my design could look like, if drawn like that.

So, here. Idk how proud I am of this, but atleast I have a good shot of his wings now.

[nuooage]

[abowtiewaltz]

WOAH MUSKETEERS AU WITH PLASMA!? (This is so random help-)

[lovebeatriceplz]

You're so perfect, too perfect. They wish you weren't, they wish you hated them, but you don't. They wish you weren't the only thing they thought about, but you are. They wish you didn't weave your way around the walls they put up, seeping into the cracks of their heart, but you did. They want you to know how they feel, but you can't. They want you to miss them, to love them, but you can't. They run from your warmth into the blizzard instead, not wanting to give you a reason to miss them, to love them. So they watch over you, hidden by the hassle of life and an indifferent demeanor. They want to love you, but they can't. So they do it from a distance.

- SIMON RILEY, Gojo satoru, Nanami Kento, SHOTA AIZAWA, Gwen stacy, Kurapika kurta, Katniss Everdeen, HOBIE BROWN, Tomura Shigaraki, Shoko ieiri, SAL FISHER, Megumi Fushiguru

[luke-sturniolo]

Anyone else remember Panera girl or is it just me?

[i-kyujin]

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[holyblanchett]

What is happening here I am screaming 😭

[operationandre]

caldre painting one another.

andre sits across from cal with determination on his face. it makes cal laugh. when he had mindlessly recommended that they paint one another, he didn’t realize that andre would turn it into a competition.

they’re using paint and tiny brushes from cal’s little sister. the canvases they’re using are from somewhere in the garage, stacked away in his dad’s old stuff.

while painting, cal is quiet, focused on the task before him. his canvas is inches away from his face, and his tongue is poking out of his mouth. andre is cursing up a storm. he has constant complaints—he can’t get cal’s hair right, he can’t see what he’s doing, something isn’t fair.

cal ends up with a decently painted rendition of andre. he’s a bit smudged with harsh angles, but it isn’t bad. andre, on the other hand, ends up with a monstrosity with a mop of blond hair. he’s almost to the point of tears.

cal has to act like it’s fine, but andre calls him out, knowing that it’s shit. cal just agrees; there’s no reason to sugar coat anything between them.

still, the paintings sit in one another’s rooms. cal glances at the mess andre painted every day, and he loves it. andre gets frustrated when he looks at what cal painted because it’s better than what he did.

[coarzia]

ppl r salivating over this on x dot com

[al4thea]

Before I know it I'm asleep, I keep doing this to myself and I'm not proud of it