#This is so random

[forgrtashes-blog]

Sunny rocks (literally).

[jo-the-cosmic-being]

Ninjago X Reader Y/n incorrect quotes part 3

(I’m taking this a bit far, don’t you think?)

Y/n: I’m sorry to tell you this but you have a heart and the capacity to feel.

Morro: YOU TAKE THAT BACK

Kai: You don't know anything about me!

Y/n: I know everything about you! You are an open book written for very dumb children.

Y/n, staring at Lloyd: I could fix him…

Garmadon: Please don't, it took a lot of work to fuck him up this bad

Jay: We have a problem.

Y/n: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

[into-fiction]

stop cause why have I been sitting here giggling at the idea of Glinda being like oddly super unafraid of snakes and she just wholeheartedly PICKS UP a cute little garter snake and Elphie is just looking at her like she has lost her damn mind

[forgettable-au]

If you're on twitter you should definitely.......you should definitely go vote for Wingdings in the Papyrus sexyman poll.......

I kinda want him to get through at least one round because then I know he's gonna lose to all the other popular Papyrus AU's lmao😭

But...one round...

[calnesiac]

chat, is dis real…

he is legit HIM!!!!!!

[itsnixderlol]

So… I have seen multiple more “buff” or big shouldered looking Kinger designs running around. And I kinda wanted to test how my design could look like, if drawn like that.

So, here. Idk how proud I am of this, but atleast I have a good shot of his wings now.

[in-som-niyah]

*both you and jason are getting ready for a wayna gala*

Jason: Ok but I want to compliment her but it needs to be unique

Dick: I get that but just say she’s stunning!! it’s not that hard

*you walk out of the bathroom, everyone’s jaw is on the floor*

Jason: You look hotter than a spoon in a crackhouse.

Dick: *sighs and tries to kill himself*

[togrowoldinv]

*Everyone getting together for a Thanksgiving celebration*

Y/n: Natasha, do you want to play football?

Nat: Um, Yelena and I aren’t supposed to play football

Clint: Says who, your mom?

Nat and Yelena after a long pause: …yeah

[t2316m]

Bruce is probably still afraid of bats, like this man was so afraid of bats growing up that it inspired him to be a superhero who instills fear? And you’re telling me he just got over it one day? I mean I’m sure he’s fine with the existence of bats but they still make him really really uncomfortable case and point

- Bruce’s cowl prevents him from looking up unless he goes full back bend, everyone thinks it’s a design flaw but in reality it’s so Bruce doesn’t accidentally look up and make eye contact with one of the hundreds of bats that live in the cave

- He was once at a JL meeting and thought Robin was hiding in his cape, instead when he lifted his cape a colony of bats flew out in various directions, if it wasn’t for Hal screaming his head off everyone would’ve caught the way Batman’s cowl eyes widened so much in shock the stitching around the white lenses nearly ripped

- Bruce really really really did not want to fight manbat when he first appeared, so much so that WE spent months investing in the pest control field, and it was very productive as Gotham saw a big decrease in rats and cockroaches unfortunately for Bruce, people were unsure what Batman was just that he was “Bat”Man so no one would dare touch the bats, much less the really big bat.

“That could be like Batman’s brother Mr. Wayne, we can’t exterminate him!”

*Bruce debating if he should pull a Lex Luther and base his corporation on his hatred of bats atp if it means he doesn’t have to touch manbat with his bare(gloved) hands cause just the mere sight of manbat gives him the ick, why can’t they all be like killer croc, cool dinosaur-esque monsters, ya know things that Bruce actually likes*

Bonus

- When Bruce told Alfred his (somewhat canonical) origin/decision to become Batman was because he was sulking by the window when a bat broke in and it was broad daylight and how that was a sign from his parents. Alfred did not see the sign or feel the inspiration and instead immediately booked Bruce an appointment to get his rabies shot

[roucaelum-art]

The SxF x Barbie x Oppenheimer crossover nobody asked for 💗 💥

[welcometoaurorashell]

Literally when I play Hogwarts legacy

[al4thea]

Before I know it I'm asleep, I keep doing this to myself and I'm not proud of it

[carlandoxlestappen]

I love doms that are also subs.

Like, takes charge and fuck you so fucking hard and good but still just wants to make you feel good and hear reassurances

This isn’t exactly what I mean but, For reference😋

Yum

[maelswife]

"Mael and Gowther arent together11!1!11!!!" Ok explain this then

[itsnixderlol]

I’m just not gonna give any context for this.