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*Everyone getting together for a Thanksgiving celebration*
Y/n: Natasha, do you want to play football?
Nat: Um, Yelena and I aren’t supposed to play football
Clint: Says who, your mom?
Nat and Yelena after a long pause: …yeah
#this is so random#but I was watching friends#tell me they wouldn’t be competitive and play football#natasha romanoff x reader#natasha romanoff#yelena belova#yelena belova x reader#marvel incorrect quotes#source: friends#clint barton
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she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.
my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.
my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.
my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.
at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.
my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.
i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.
two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.
it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.
#writeblr#wlw#i often think about like.....#being happy in a gay relationship is sometimes so odd#bc u can forget how stupid ppl are.#bc ur so USED to being gay. and u forget other people GENUINELY ARE homophobic#so it's like. girl pardon?????#but also there are moments where it's like. ohhh the kids are alright#like watching someone razz someone else.... so fucking wholesome#“lemme get this bitche's pronouns before i make gentle fun of them” .... i would have KILLED for that.#THAT is how u know ur accepted#not just tolerated#..... when ppl are like. sure ur nonbinary congrats but WHAT is this fucking sunscreen application#ps idk if "razz'' is a real word but someone asked what it means -#i've always heard it as being a term for 'gentle & friendly teasing'' which like#i personally notice more from my guy friends but is like - when a person isn't#LIKE ACTUALLY teasing u (it's nothing personal/mean) they're just laughing w/you about something#my friends often put on a little voice and call me an anemic little bitch#like 'ooooo the anemic little bitch is cold??? does she need a mouse blanket#bc she's SOOOO SMALL AND ANEMIC???''#and it doesn't hurt my feelings (it makes me laugh very hard) bc 1. i actually called MYSELF that first#and 2. i'm not sensitive about it!!!#a proper razz is when you are ALSO in on the joke - i ALSO think it's funny#for some people i personally find that when they razz u it's when they love u -#they've noticed something genuine about u and love u enough that u know they're not being mean#this is cultural and personality based of course but i'm hispanic#if someone isn't making fun of me it means they hate me . obviously.
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I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be
a). I needed to watch that car and
b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.
It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.
Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.
So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.
She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?
And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:
"Because it was foretold."
And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.
I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.
#Mormon Jesus really wanted me to watch someone crack their bumper?#It was kind of funny to watch#like if this is gods apology i guess i can take it#a decade and a half of radio silence between former highschool friends and then one sends the other a shitpost#and maybe the friendship isnt fixed but its a channel you know?#at least we're talking again#would that all my stupid mistakes could be divine shitposts#amen#Babylon-Lore
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bumblebees first day out of sublevel 50
#transformers one#transformers#transformers fanart#b 127#bumblebee#megatron#d 16#sentinel prime#elita one#optimus prime#orion pax#i think its so funny that bee went outside for the first time and literally so much happened#made 2 new best friends#got kneed in the face#made 3 best friends#got a cog#got kidnapped#got kidnapped (again)#almost got executed by the government#lost 1/3 of his friend group#lost 1/3 of his friend#said friend rose on the third day in accordance with the scriptures#watched a beloved celebrity get ripped in half#over threw the government#works for the government now#what happened to him 😭😭😭
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you’re just like the rest of them
#thomas the tank engine#thomas and friends#ttte gordon#ttte henry#’s skeleton#3x4#casa tidmouth#senjart#kind of a follow up piece to the one before this#tfw you have complicated feelings towards your estranged old friend and him d*ing and coming back to life is NOT helping 😂😂😂#I dunno where I was going with this honestly… pure experimental#this casa tidmouth stuff is crazy. what kind of ttte have y’all been watching 😂😂😂
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Dick : Jasons been more, relaxed lately. It's unsettling.
Tim : Yeah, I've started spiking his water with mood stabilizers.
Dick : What
Tim : I've been thinking of doing it to the wider gotham water supply. Think about the crime rates.
#Im ngl. him disappearing in comics just to reappear and do wacky insane shit feels like hes going through the mother of all manic episodes#jason todd#dick grayson#tim drake#tim does not want to watch Jason put the batsuit on and try to convince some other poor soul to be his robin#red hood#batfam#CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG I DONT HAVE FAMILY / FRIENDS WITH MANIC EPISODES
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“old man writes about gen z on their damn phones” ?????? no?????? old man writes about the dangers of staying in your own bubble and prejudice and privilege to the point where you’d rather die than let a black man save you????? old man writes about useless influencer-types who are so dependent on their bubble that they dont know when they need a piss???????? old man writes about white people desperately trying to make their own aryan society and staying in their racist BUBBLE ????????
#media literacy is dead#i hate. dwtwt#like im so sorry my friend. the episode meaning is actually right there if you fucking watched it#christ#doctor who#dot and bubble
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#and daniel would be mean about it#iwtv#interview with the vampire#iwtv fanart#armand#louis de pointe du lac#iwtv claudia#lestat de lioncourt#if something is working...#i watched the 1994 movie with my friends the other day and it was bad im sorry no hate to those who like it but it was something#but louis did set 3 houses on fire in the film
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Feeling an incredibly weird specific nostalgia but what piece of media defined 2020 for you (as in you spent that year with it) mine is mtv's catfish
#tcp#tyler and i and the rest of our philly fc friends (who we were spending time w at work so they were in our qtine bubble) made#a bingo game for it specifically we made multiple bingo sheets and everything and just spent hours watching drinking and bullying#each other.
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been playing disco elysium
#by playing i mean watching my friend play in a discord call#<3#my art#disco elysium#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi
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listening to season five shenanigans
Inspired by (and og pics at) this post !
#Yeah I love them a whole lot#love sending my friends who are still on season one or have no intention on watching tma anytime soon silly later season memes#favorite activity#the magnus archives#magnus archives#jmart#tma fanart#tma#jon sims#martin blackwood#jonathan sims#jonmartin#martin k blackwood#my art#I just realized it's my season 1-3 Martin hair design... anyway...
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he’s telling Neil to get his gross runners feet off the walls
challengers screencap redraw 🤌🤌
#I watched it with my friend and if u haven’t seen it oh my lord#Watch it if u can#Gay sports people The Movie#If they were gonna make aftg a movie they would have to play that godamn synth music they played in challengers#But every time neil starts lying pathologically#I’m fine- (80s synth starts)#Aftg#all for the game#andrew Minyard#Neil josten#andreil#the foxhole court#my art
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AND BUMBLEBEE !!!!!!!!
#transformers#transformers one#transformers fanart#bumblebee#i think hes so cute#i love his puppy ears#he was so annoying and everyone hated him so much it was so funny#i watched this with friends and everytime he was on screen i would point and go “hes literally me”#as someone who has literally never consumed any transformers content ever in my life i reccomend seeing the movie#its super good and funny#u dont need to know anything about transformers too#its literally the origin movie#and its so funny#bumblebee my beloved#ur so small and everyones so mean to u
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"Call for the ball one more time, Ace!"
(Based on that one gif of Christiane Endler lifting up her teammates)
#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#haikyuu fanart#asahi azumane#nishinoya yuu#sugawara koushi#this is also asanoya in my heart <3#im watching the show with a friend and we made it to this episode today ahhh ;-; i care them
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brain please wake up and draw
bonus :
#mcu#marvel cinematic universe#xmen#xmen movies#xmen dofp#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#professor x#magneto#logan howlett#wolverine#snap sketches#usually i have a vague sense of a scenario or 'plot' behind my doodles but i do not have one !!!!#i just needed to draw something to get my brain going so i can focus on bigger things i wanted to draw#im like 50/50 on if i particularly like this BUT it did well for a warm up so im content with it#at least the logan doodle is making me chortle to myself velkvjeal#alright bye im gonna go think my friend cancelled our plans so i have a lot more time before i watch speak no evil#heres to hoping i get. literally anything done vjAEK
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Edit: muted this monstrosity but if you're looking for the blank template it's on my blog and I'll tag this and it with "the stupid fucking shorts post" so you don't have to scroll through everything 💀😂 (I did not make the template btw, I don't know who the OP is but if you do please let me know)
#the stupid fucking shorts post#everyone asking about Trevor i am sorry but I've never watched him 💀#stephen colbert#john oliver#jimmy kimmel#seth meyers#conan o'brien#craig ferguson#jon stewart#strike force five#strike force memes#strike force#last week tonight#the late show with stephen colbert#the late show#the late late show#conan#conan o'brien needs a friend#late night with conan o'brien#late night with seth meyers#jimmy kimmel live#the daily show with jon stewart#the problem with jon stewart#the jon stewart show#the colbert report#meme#late night#late night hosts#comedians in queues
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