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lizzie: i need you to bang bam me in the bunker
grian: so-sorry wha-
jimmy: oh- .. don‘t tell joel
*grian laughs in disbelief*
#this is so incedibly funny#grians little stuttering sorry#his shaky inhale#IM CRYING#wild life smp#traffic series#trafficblr#grian#jimmy solidarity#lizzy ldshadowlady
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some more of a doodle dump (and some lore, if you can read it :/) of these two middle aged men.
the 15–16-year difference is because after the murder case (Nathan killing the mayor with a cult controlling him) he was sent to an isolated cabin in the mountains to serve his sentence and do rehabilitation (a therapist came by every week/2 week and Johnny came by every week to check on Nathan). Nathan couldn't be placed in a prison because he'd just manipulate and take over the prison.
they placed him in the cabin not only for that but also because he hated the woods and hated having to get himself dirty (because he needed to chop wood and somewhat farm; every so often the gate guards would deliver him approved foods/seeds).
there was then......THE BLIZZARD INCEDENT..............(that'll be revealed later however)
#oc#world building#dnd art#dnd#dnd character#nathan fitzgerald#chimera#chimera oc#dnd oc#dungeons and dragons#johnny ballard#their relationship is defiantly also a slow burn#14-15 year slow burn!!#the blizzard incedent#Nathan is very stuck up and a petty person#no idea how Johnny managed to sway him#maybe it was because he was in a lone cabin in the snowy mountain#wood elf#wood elf oc#the relationship is so doomed its funny#>:}
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#slam dunk#scan#part 26#Some stuff might get in the wrong order bc idk why this thing isn’t loading very well#Sorry about that#tho i’d recommend reading it in full#These are just silly screenshots i thought of taking but there’s sm more#The scenario is so funny and incedible
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Alastor isnt a fan if tv of any kind. But Charlie started having movie nights were once a week someone picks a movie for them to watch. Her choice was rather heart felt and had her crying while no one really paid attention.
Vaggies pick was a movie about animals finding a way home. She just liked it was her comment.
Lucifer presented a musical about himself and a carnival he thought was funny.
Husker picked the first movie in the pile which ended up being a princess movie
Nifty picked a story about a bunchnof short stories that came together in the end. Each one more horrific then the last.
When it was Angels turn they all gave him a rule, no porn. So instead he set everyone up to watch heraditary/midsomer (havent figured out which ine would be funnier) the movie captured everyones attention, the film becoming worse as it went on but no one could look away. The whole time Angel grinned as he watched the movie. He ended up turning to Alastor who was situated beside him, whispering facts he knew about the movie and cult history hed picked up over his time.
Alastor enjoyed the growing horror of the group. But not as much as Angels consrent chatter. He had alot to say and it was all fascinating. He missed most of the movie as he was paying attention to Angel but the man recapped for him as the movie came to a gruesome close. With unsettling deaths and a cult celebrating the ritual. The room was clearly unsettled and nausiated all despersing at the end of the film.
Alastor didnt get a chance to pick a movie as movie nights were firmly canceled after the incedent but it was worth it. Instead he ended up chatting with Angel for the rest of the night on history of cults, illnesses, canniblisim.
Angel was a horror fanatic and when he found out Alastor was a cannible he had a million questions on the life style which Alastor was pleasently surprised. Use to peiple being creeped out by him at the knowledge. Counterly when Alastor found out Angel was a drag queen he had many questions himself on the artisty of the life style.
Charlies exercise did work to bring the resedence closer just not the way she thought
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I wish they would because it'd be funny as fuck but it might kill the mod
Lets put this in terms you might understand. Im going to repeat what you said, and then make a Katara 'critcism' of equal value
zk: aang is kind of inattentive and gets distracted easily
"Katara is kind of mean and gets really prideful and self-righteous"
These are two things Aang does, and two things Katara does, but if we made this Katara's entire fucking personality, that would be anti Katara
zk: aang yelling at toph was kinda shitty
"Katara making the blind comment at Toph was kinda shitty."
"Katara saying Sokka didnt love their mom like she did was kinda shitty."
The statement about Aang is true, as are these statments about Katara. If we were to call Katara a bad friend because of these, or toxic, or bring it up as reason that Katara isnt deserving of Aang, that would be anti Katara
zk: aang getting so jealous at the idea of Katara being with someone else that he would go into the Avatar state is kind of problematic
"Katara getting so jealous of Aang she says shes not going to come watch him ride the unagi to make sure hes okay is kind of problematic"
Neither of these statements are true. Both are ignoring the larger context and making their behavior out to be jealousy when its not. Aang was upset about the play as a whole. His comment about the avatar state was clearly not a literal thing, but him trying to express how upset the play as a whole has made him. Katara was upset Aang was being irresposible and letting the praise get to his head and didnt want to come watch him show off.
Aang doesnt even show any jealousy in this scene, zutara shippers just like making it about themselves. Aang doesnt mention Zuko once. Hes not thinking "Katara might have feelings for someone else" hes thinking "I dont know where I personally stand with Katara as she has been sending mixed signals." Which is, frankly, reasonable, even if he went about trying to express this in the wrong way. Thats not jealousy, thats a basic desire of wanting someone to communicate with you.
Painting Katara's frusteration and refusal to care about the potential of Aang getting hurt as just toxic jealousy would be anti Katara.
zk: here's a fic where aang faces consequences for burning Katara
Now, before I go into this one, lets remember the real consequences Aang faced, like getting jumped and slammed into the ground, like feeling so guilty as to swear off something he needs to save the world, like this incedent shown to be one of the things that haunt Aang the most when hes opening his chakras. Like this insident (incident? Im not looking it up rn) literally being the context in which he allows Zuko into their lives as he believes Zuko can help teach him firebending in such a way as to avoid ever hurting someone again.
Heres a list of things Katara did and did not face consequences for: abandoning Aang along with Sokka because Aang withheld a map for a few hours, stealing a waterbending scroll and sneaking to use it despite agreeing not to and putting everyone in danger, (she got saved and still got to keep the scroll, even made it very obvious she felt no remorse for this, I consider that not facing consequences), making Aang think Appa was sick, telling people Aang is the avatar because shes proud of it despite that putting Aang in danger many times, encouraging Aang to throw himself at problems with no help like Hei Bai and the NWT invasion, stealing appa after Aang said he did not want her to.
If someone were to write a fic where Aang's mistakes are ignored, and these mistakes of Katara's were emphasized and used as reasoning shes not good for Aang, to the point where they add consequences that didnt happen but could have happened, like Aang getting captured and/or hurt in order to make her feel guilty, that would be, say it with me, anti Katara.
When someone ephasizes or exaggerates a characters flaws while ignoring their good deeds and qualities, that is being anti, not fair criticism, especially if they do it while ignoring most of the flaws and mistakes another character has made and treating them as near perfect and a victim of the first character.
Most zutara shippers are not interested in analyzing the show for the sake of fair criticism of characters. If they were, they would be pointing out Katara's mistakes just as often as Aang's. They are only interested in justifying their dislike for Aang.
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isn't it funny how we give gods blood? how we give them the life force that flows through us even though they are supposed to be the source.
in all our stories and ballads we show their pulse, spill their guts. a reminder that we can make them bleed if we wanted to. a reminder that they can also be hung to dry.
isn't it fun to thumb the pressure point? feel the bob of an adam's apple on a god who created it. what came first - the apple or the pulse?
it is through our lives that the gods are granted immortality. they say ichor runs through their veins but no one ever told you that ichor tastes a lot like ink.
so wet the nib. prepare the parchment. be ready to carve flesh from words and don't stop until the ink bleeds through the page and stains your fingertips.
-after this incedible poem by @glasswaters, ylm
#feb 2022#poetry#after poetry#after poem#poemsbyylois#spilled ink#poets on tumblr#writers on tumblr#poetblr
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Give us a funny incedent that happened to you and your buddies.
If you have one for :
Ibiki
Hayate
Genma
Shizune
Kakashi
Guy
“I’ll do you one better; I have a story that features all of the above, sans Hayate, and it all starts with Gai. Surprised yet?”
“After his surgery, word got around pretty quickly that he’d never walk again. It was a damning sentence. You know Gai; he lives and breathes physical conditioning, so you can imagine how crestfallen we all were to hear that he’d never leave his wheelchair. We all assumed he’d be inconsolable too, so we figured we’d do everything we could to help him adjust to this new way-of-life. After all, he’d always kept the lot of us going through the bad times, so it was time to return the favor.”
“As soon as we’d heard, Ibiki, Genma, and I put our money together to buy him some flowers. Kakashi must’ve gotten the same idea about cheering him up, because we met him at the lobby of the hospital. Imagine our surprise when we walk into Gai’s room and find him bound to his wheelchair, neck, wrists, legs, you name it. The wheelchair is locked in place, and he’s parked right next to the window, fear set in his eyes. We’re all confused. Suddenly Shizune just slides into the room with that pig of hers in her arms, congenial as can be.”
“Turns out that Gai, being Gai, had kept trying to hold wheelchair races at the front of the hospital when he really should have been resting his body. Shizune said it was the only way to ensure that he’d stay in his room, but the jury’s still out on that one. I will say this: Ibiki was so impressed with her handiwork, he thought about asking her to teach new recruits how to tie those knots.”
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Vexeneer Marmur
Gender: male
Height: 8"7'
Wing length: 9"1'
status: former soldiers
Age: 31
Hobbies: pulling pranks, traditional dancing, ceramics (even though he's bad at it) and hanging out with friends
Worship gods: Marmura, Oculus, Ascention and Sol
Design and personality
Marmur is acrobatic and fast guy, even with his fluffy wings. He has funny and extroverted personality and he always got himself in trouble as a kid. He was even nicknamed as "Jester of the family". He's incedibly smart and cunning with strategy. He's missing his left hand and he's blind on his right eye. On his hand he has a charm with gems called Selena tears from his twin sister Mura.
Story details
Marmur is a really interesting individual. He is from family of five children. He has two older sisters by 5 and 3 years, a few minutes younger twin sister and a 9 year younger brother. He works as soldier and his sisters and brother works as an nurses. One day he was tasked to go with other soldiers on exploring mission around the area that had suspicious actions. Before he left, his twin sister Mura begged him not to go, because her tarot cards told her this mission will ended up in tragedy. He waved her off and said her hobby of playing with silly cards is nothing but silly nonsense. She was at least able to give him her charm with gemstones called Selena tears so he could be protected when nights comes. He left with his group and turns out she was right. They were ambushed by bandits that catch vexeneers to sell them at black market for their wings, or to slavery. Marmur lost his eye and hand in combat, but he got away. Everyone else was caught, even Marmur's lover and fiance Solon. He was able to get back to his home and explain everything to other soldiers. Feeling quilty he decided to find his love and other soldiers and safe them. The bandits had visible symbol of a specific dark market called obsidian den on their clothes, so he decided to go found this market and get everyone back home. With his weapon and bag with supplies he left a single note for his twin and family and started his journey.
(Vexeneers belongs to @clock-onyx. Please go support their work. They are amaizing artist.)🫶
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For fun, 30 minute shows: Ghosts is an enjoyable, easy watch. I've only seen the American version, also I haven't seen the whole thing, but what I have watched has been delightful. Also, I've heard Heartstopper is great. I haven't personally watched it, but my sister LOVED it.
These aren't 30 min "upbeat" shows, but my all-time favorite series are The Magicians and Sense8, and they are the ONLY reason I still have a Netflix subscription. These are a bit darker (although still has plenty of funny scenes) and just heal my soul anytime I watch them.
For movies: you can never go wrong with Princess Bride. Alternatively, Robin Hood Men in Tights with Cary Elwes is hilarious.
Oooo thank you so much!!!😍✍🏻✍🏻✍🏻
Omg YES!! Incedible movie choices!! Ive got men in tights on dvd! I love it!
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[ ~"For Each Other"~ ] - Persona 5
You are student of the Shunji Academy, you been transfert it due a incident you been acused it, even so you new and Autistic you made friends with someone
See for more context: Takuto Maruki x Reader
What contains? Autistic Reader, Sensitive Content, Persona 5 Royal Spoilers?
Can be visualized as? Can be take you are part of the Phantom Thieves or not, Can be take you are in Ren Amamiya Place (Ren Amamiya is a Self Insert Personification), Friends Relationship
Sinse you arrive to the Shunji Academy, everything feels so fast is been still hard to proces and adapt it, the new school is way bigger the one you was before, and the city you live now it will be hard to learn it, is overwhelming
you firts day at school alredy you was drowing on nervous, you alredy saw it but its not the same, you still have a lot to learn to even map in your head the school entired
even so you thougth you will be alone in this journy, as you get use to it due no one was interested to make friends with you becuse you "weird" and "annoying" in your old school, it will be not much diferent now you have a incedent no ones wants to be with you at all
but surprisly, you meet someone that change your mind, a guy name Ryuji Sakamoto, you two meet in a rainy day in they way of school, waiting it calms the rain so you two could arrive to school
at firts he was well, as everyone see him, a someone problematic, he try to talk to you when you two got near profesor Suguru Kamoshida as see you not comfortable at all arround him, but as you know, you mind blocked the posibility to talk, so you could not respon him back, and due his body lenguaje show nothing but agresion you was scared he could be problematic
but was nothing as you expected, he actully a sew a funny guy, a little dummy even but have his heart in the right place even his way to act dont show it, he could see you was not ok being in school and how so much you was struggling, he always ask you if you are ok or need something or if you need to go outside to breath due how bad school was affecting you, slowly growing a bond
you was still mind blocked at firts so Ryuji Sakamoto only make questions are yes or no for more easy for you, or not even at all, just talking knowing you are hearing him, he dont want to force you to talk! so you ok to be just quiet and lising, he smiles when he get you out a smile or small laughts
He surprised you actully like to study, he trying to understand why as he seeing it as boring and waste of time, but he not judge you for it mostly he wants to understand your way of what it special, even so he really apreciet when you help him with something! even do his homework (tho he dont like to make you work for him but you really are appacionet to do homework)
He happy you like to ejercise as well! he go easy on you tho, he dont want to make you work hard on yourself and something happen to you, more when you a little more slow that him, but it dont matter! passing time ejercise it what he appreciet
Tho one time a group of students who was ejercising as well come to you two to make problems, Ryuji Sakamoto was the one who jump fast to defend you when they trying to force to talk and insulting you, it was not he was ready to really use violence when you spoke saying "Leave" as you dont look good, making sure to go a quiet and lone place to help you to feel better after what happen
You apreciet a lot Ryuji Sakamoto, he was the firts person who really step up to protect you, as no one ever made it before, not even taking so patient to you and understand you, or just care in general, it just was there to calm you down as tears fall from your eyes
as more time pass with Ryuji Sakamoto you slowly open up yourself, able to finally talk to him, simple words to fully talking, he was happy to finally hear your voice and talk normally arround him, tho sadly you mind blocked when is in school and places you mind not allowed you to talk, but he dont mind, he alredy deal with you when you not talk at all, this is not diferent
you show him things you like, make him understand better the school subjects and the homework, and well, you quiet the opositive of what he meet you, you now like a talking parrot look like give sugar and will not ever end, when you noticed it you shyly apologuies for it and being weird and annoying, but he dont find it at all like that, he want you be yourself and comfortable
He even noticed this things you do, like the "T-Rex" arms, the shaking arms and legs when you so exited and happy about something, and when you just looking at the nothing kida worried you just there doing nothing, he start to look in the internet about Autims to understand you more and these behavors and such
He even gift you a Cancelling sound Headphones so you could be comfortable in school, sadly you only use it limited time but its just a amazing gift, he was so surprised you hug him so thight and make him happy you was happy
There time you want to be alone to try to recover, he understand it, you need to recharge and put yourself back toguether after a roug day, but he always near if you ever need something or can rush to help you if you need it
The time you had a breakdown he was full of worried, he read about Autism people suffering of breakdwon when they reach they limited, but he never expected to be this badly, he advoid you hurt yourself or others and try to only and only see him and hear him, keeping close to him and hugging you to try to calm you, fastly trying you two be alone so you be fully comfortable and no one else see you two
He Relief when you go out of the school hospital you was ok, he wanted to understand the situacion better and what caused you to happen it, even you apologuies for you behavor, he denied it, it was not your fault, you was put in a tense situacion, like a ballon full of a room of needles where eventually gonna pop, he will never judge you to act that way becuse he understand you just could not hold it anymore
After that he become a little overprotective with you, looking others badly and always being on front, you understand he just trying to protect you but, its a little to much, he apologuies for it, he not see you as a weak person who can do stuff for his own, i mean, danm you alredy have to deal a lot of shit and you still up he admired that of you, he just want to do anything to keep you safe
You two chat a lot in the phone, is where mostly you are yourself, you guys will be talking for hours and always chanching topics hop into another, sharing memes and even making plans and such, it feels nice to have Ryuji Sakamoto where you can be your fully youself
You even start giving him gifts too, mostly drawings you made about him, you think sometimes to buy him stuff but purely the best way to show you import someone a lot is by doing it yourself the gift, he craaazy! he amazed how you draw him and he cant just thank you enough for such amazing gift, i can make sure your drawings are in his room walls like photos
When you get into mementos, well was chaotic, Ryuji Sakamoto was absotluly worried when you two arrive here, mostly you seeing you panicking confused of what is going on and near moment to just pass out, he was there to help you to get out of such situacion
if you not was part of the team Ryuji Sakamoto had a very hard time to understand you where you was and what was everything, he mostly feel unresposible to put you in such dangerous place even when was out of his control, he will anserw all your questions, even the most unlogical ones, but he want to make sure you are ok and keep you calm
he will REFUSE if you want to be part of the team, is such dangerous place! and he just cant put someone he cares a lot in such situacion, not becuse just the shadow, but a lot of stuff they get themself into, it just a lot dont think you could leave well
if you persona wakes up, he maybe let you help in the team, but he always in your side anything happens, even so he proud you put yourself in risk for help others, even he dont wants it becuse you want you safe, he admire that fire into you
you two are like siblings, Ryuji Sakamoto being the big one who always there to keep your safe, even he a little dumb and can make some mistake can accidently hurt you, he defently a loyal person in heart and will do everything he can to make you happy, and the exchange is equal
is almost hard to see you two get appart of how strong your bond you two have, even if something you guys fight, both always come back toguether, not matter what
#Persona 5#Persona 5 Royal#Ryuji Sakamoto#Ryuji Sakamoto x you#Ryuji Sakamoto x reader#Ryuji Sakamoto x Y/N#Autism#Autistic#Autistic reader#Autistic you#Autistic Y/N#You#Y/N#Reader#Persona 5 Masterlist
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@hootenannyskeleton
Ill respond in post form.
Men arent inherently evil, but society configuration and thousands of years of female oppression, has made them view women as inferior beings even after liberation in most countries. A chromosome pairing wont make you evil. Thats not what we believe in. So much of the government/police/every aspect of control is given to men that heinous crimes committed by men, large or small are unpunished under the law because the person judging them is also a male.
MASSIVE TW. name me a case, an incedent thats even half as bad as this case- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Junko_Furuta#:~:text=Junko%20Furuta%20(Japanese%3A%20%E5%8F%A4%E7%94%B0%20%E9%A0%86%E5%AD%90,raped%2C%20tortured%20and%20subsequently%20murdered.
name me something as bad as this- https://youtu.be/aVEK9bJZl7s?si=fsL5jRZLXre25qSB
name me 5 women to have acid attacked men.
there is a lot of leniency for men in regards to punishment. They are not inherently bad but an assumed superior sense of self and better living conditions in most of the world, and leniency in regards to bad behavior creates evil.
Nah i js debate in second person my bad homie. nyways yeah, I went a bit hardcore on trans people, because thats what YOU wanted to talk about. You mentioned trans ideology- "So I read. I read why people don't feel their body aligns with their mind, read their stories, their history, and as I read, I began to understand" from this point onwards everything you said was abt trans ppl. and the reason is i dont have much of an issue with transmasculine people, other than the fact a lot of them force gay men to be attracted to them. The space you get on comment sections is small, so I wanted to keep it to the point of what bothers me the most. Transmasculine people who hurt/coerce men are evil. Aside from those, I dont care about them. Ill help them if they want insight on detransition (i was a trans guy- not transmasculine but a trans guy for 1.5 yrs). And also they appropriate biological factors of men which is creepy as fuck. The reason Ion care about trans men that much is because they arent raping men and demanding access to mens prisons. the threat level isnt the same.
And im not arguing they are corrupting divine femininity. Im saying that despite trans women knowing what a woman is, and knowing that they and everyone they now emerged from one, and still pretending that they can grapple into it through accessible means is rude. The power to create life is divine, and again, that isnt to say women HAVE to bear children, ion want kids, but I wont undermine the strength to create life. My point lied in the course that trans women have their very existence as prove that they arent what they claim they are. It was a reasoning. and if you saw it, my last comment was to explain that women aint baby making machines. ill copy paste it here "and it may seem like im saying a woman must have kids, im not. Woman is a female. It isnt to say she must use her reproductive organs, they are just her configuration that make her a part of the female sex identified as women. Das it. Being a girl is the smallest part of me in terms of neutrality, its just a coin flip at birth. But it has gotten me discrimination through societal sexism. And with this blog I aim to talk about it. Ion want kids myself."
Its truly neutral and im claiming no superiority to men, im just celebrating the power of creation of life. and how every cell of my body, the heart beneath my skin was crafted by my mother.
state of something completely physiological cannot be an idea. you cannot imagine the feeling of possessing an organ you don't have. And cool, chromosome disorders exist, and to say a chromosome disorder, 1 in 80,000 means that men r women and women are men, is funny. very insightful of you! And a sex anomaly with 150 recorded cases is enough to prove that trans people, who dont have that disorder, are women. And dont devalue and use intersex people as pawns. Sex is binary but if a disorder is involved, it can be presented in variations. And people with mullerian duct are still classified as men regardless of the condition.
nuh uh!! He is not intended to create large gametes because he has external male genitalia. again sex anomalies exist, but within the binary. humans have a range of different disorders but we are still a sexually dimorphic species.
"A 38-year-old man was found to have a uterus, fallopian tubes, and a gonad in the left hernial sac during herniorrhaphy. The patient developed a left scrotal sac swelling postoperatively.
On physical examination, the right scrotal sac was empty. The left scrotal sac appeared boggy. The patient was phenotypically male, with male pattern of external genitalia and secondary sexual characteristics. The past history included primary infertility."
so disrespectful to use a disorder as confirmation of fantasy. Stop using intersex people as pawns.
"if one group has more rights doesnt mean the other will get less" baby. do you hear yourself? only one gender had the right to inherit property, only one gender had the right to sell the other. "Legally, her husband could demand that his wife’s lover pay him a large amount of money for having sexual relations with his wife, a right she lacked since courts didn’t allow wives to sue their husbands for adultery. Wife sales were a way to sidestep that risk."
only one gender had the right to education before the 1800's. only one gender had the right to work before the 1900s.
and what im saying is trans rights have become a large focus of funding and care of liberal feminism etc.
not all anti trans people are terfs for gods sake. and glad you brought up nazis!
receipts on your end, please. name terf nazis. I am against conservatives and nazis. Conservatives fucking suck. the enemy of my enemy is not my friend.
ion agree w that saying homeboy. trans people are people ARE the regressive group. male supremacy is when you oppress women for thousands of years for their biology and now turn around and say that our biology is a meaningless factor of their definition and can be morphed into
estrogen in males can cause- https://www.reddit.com/r/Transmedical/comments/1aw0nsg/my_doctor_told_me_my_tumor_was_most_likely_from/
testosterone in women can cause- https://austinurogynecology.com/blog/do-you-have-an-enlarged-clitoris-from-testosterone-replacement-therapy/
men can be feminine, and implying that that femininity means that they need to transition into women is regressive. masculine women having to transition into men for their masculinity is regressive. being a man or a woman is just physiological and thats it. its 100% neutral and means nothing in perspective. its society that said if one has a vagina they need to be a submissive home decoration. no parts/biology dictates personhood. a man can do anything and everything he wants and he will still be a man. a woman can do anything and everything she wants and she will still be a woman. We are all sentient beings with our biology as the least defining part of us, but to say that it means nothing in our political and social classification is unintelligent.
@hootenannyskeleton
#radblr#radical feminist safe#radical feminism#radfem#radical feminists do interact#radical feminist community#trans exclusionary radical feminist#terfsafe#radical feminists do touch#radical feminists please touch#terfism#terfblr#gender critical#long post#some tw along the way
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Because @sm-baby is a bad influence and made me pick up my priest tadc au again
It's based on those early 90s weird christian games
It's all within a church and any area surrounding it
Pomni is not a real angel, she is a tree decoration angel so she looks kinda tacky, the halo around her head is tied with wire which became crooked as she fell into the church, she tends to put it back straight but it will always go crooked again seconds later.
Caine is obssessed with her to an unhealthy degree (she's kinda into it tbh) he just constantly wants her around and to be able to touch 'his angel'
He was at one point sane and a normal priest but after a spefic incedent he started losing it.
Able is Caine's brother who 'died' he did not really die, he has an apple for a head and caine has teeth, you can do the math here.
Able was a sheperd that was favoured by the other NPCS (Jax espically) Caine grew jealous of this and removed him.
Able isn't dead and just kinda stays out of the way now, the others and Caine thinks he is dead so Caine's sanity started to slip when he would 'see' Able.
Jax is a sheep/lamb and was close to Able, were they lovers? besties? idk but I thought about them to hard once so u can make the connection.
Ragatha is the new shepherd, having entered just a little after Able's 'death'
Jax does not get on with her and in fact does a lot to put himself into danger (thus a sacrfical lamb) just because he finds it funny how much she panics.
Zooble is basically a demon to Caine, the idea was based on one claymation I watched a longggg time ago of something where the satan character kept changing shapes and such.
Caine prolly takes a lot out on Zooble so they tend to just keep to themselves in there room.
Bubble is to be a snake that is often around Caine's neck, I think there colourings would shimmer and change like water in oil (or like a bubble)
Kinger and Queenie are adam and eve. Queenie abstracted shortly after some kind of event that got the both of them in trouble, Caine calls the abstraction her punishment.
Kinger used to be of sane mind and would prolly cause some mischief with queenie, often breaking the games 'rules' I think in the real world the two them were prolly similar to activists for w/e orgnization, rule breakers, this line of work somehow got them in the game.
After Queenie abstracted tho kinger's mind snapped, he often forgets days, months or even where he is. He keeps a notebook on hand with Queenie's notes but if you asked him who wrote them he couldn't give you an answer.
Gangle was orignally going to be the satan type character but I think I'd like to do something with her that gives her more of a prophet type status. She's overly cautious and is quick to point out dangers of shit happening and caine like "nah it's fine" and then shit happens so Caine now straight up just thinks the word of God is being spoken to her.
I think she'd be hyper aware of when someone is about to abstract, she can tell the changes and Caine is seeking her advice to know often, she's scared of what he'll do if she dosn't tell him.
Abstractions are demons basically, when Caine is informed that someone is going to abstract he acutally then proceeds to pin them to a cross. He does this because he truly believes doing so will help them, he thinks the lord will have mercy on them as they did Jesus and will return them to there prior state, this has yet to work and in fact seems to make the abstraction happen faster.
Once abstracted Caine just claims they didn't repent enough and were made into a demon.
Pov ur Pomni falling into the church for the first time
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Honestly, as someone who's very antitheist and particularly anticatholic, I want to try reading the catholic bible. I've seen a few of the stories from it and some of the wording is completely rediculous and incredibly funny (like the lines about dashing infants against rocks, it's a horrific atrocity but it's so incedibly funny)
So I'm doing my triennial read of the Bible for reasons (don't sweat it) and I'm currently on Numbers (chapter 11). And boy is there a whole lotta numbers. Slaps Bible, this thing can hold SO MANY numbers.
Also apparently I never paid attention at all to anything what was said on all my previous reads? I'm paying attention now tho because this time your lad's taking ✨notes!✨
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every day people reblog posts from me and they dont know theyre about hannibal
#howl.txt#ppl reblogging that texting 'god must like killing' post like omg jsbdjd howl ur tags are so funny#i promise it really was a hannibal quote#this is a specific incedent but it happens like. regularly#you have content about gay cannibals on your blog. tell me will. how does that feel?
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Send me a ★ and I’ll bold what applies to your muse.
((Feel free to add your own. Have fun~ ))
I like you / I hate you / I dislike you/ I love you / You are family / I would take a bullet for you / I would shoot you / I would lie to your face / I would say something cruel to you on purpose / I would say something cruel to you accidentally / I would cheat on you / I would physically hurt you / You annoy me/ You amuse me / I’d laugh at you / I’d laugh with you / I’d manipulate you / You scare me / You confuse me / I wish I knew you better / I trust you / I don’t trust you / You inspire me / I consider you an equal / You are beneath me / You’re better than me / I would trust you with my life / I think you’re mean / I think you’re petty / I think you’re childish / I think you’re smart / I think you’re stupid / I think you’re a bad person / I think you’re a good person / I’m not sure what kind of person you are / I wish you would listen to me / I want to make you proud / I wish you would notice me / I want to impress you / I would hurt other people for you / I’m not sure how to make you happy / I’m a bad influence on you / You deserve better than me / We make a great team / I’d have a one night stand with you / I’d have a relationship with you / I would marry you / I fantasize about our life together / I would trust you with my most treasured belonging / I would tell you my darkest secrets / You disgust me / You intimidate me / I hope I intimidate you / I’d hug you / I’d let you hug me / I’m scared of losing you / I don’t think you like me / I want to be better for you / I respect you / I don’t respect you / You’re my mentor / You’re my friend / You’re my best friend / I have a crush on you / I could easily watch you die / I’d get drunk with you / I’d party with you / I’d comfort you / I’d prank you / I’d spike your drink / I’d act behind your back / I’d abandon you / I’d hurt you to get what I want / I would choose my happiness over yours / I would choose your happiness over mine / I despise how much I care for you / I need you / I’m dependent on you / I don’t know what I’d do without you / I’m scared of you leaving me / I’d give my life for you / You frustrate me / I’d call for you in a time of need / I would protect you / I’d visit you in hospital / I’d carry you if you were hurt / I’d feel guilty if I hurt you / I’d let you be near me when I am vulnerable / I’d ignore a phone call from you / I’d call you at 3am / I’d break you out of jail / I’d get angry at you / I would shout at you / You’re too loud / You’re too quiet / You’re too sensitive / You can’t take a joke / You embarrass me / I feel nothing for you / You’re reckless / You’re bossy / You bore me / I would ask your advice / I would blame you for something I did / I would cry in your arms / You have the power to hurt me more than anyone else /
#LOL Like Jorvek's I'll Italic and explain the complicated ones XD#I Hate/Dislike You - This is a big mood for her towards Guardian Drex after the Quarry kidnapping...#I Would Shoot You - They didn't have one for stabbing but there's A L O T of stabbing in the beginning....#I Would Say Something Cruel To You Accidentally - In the heat of arguments she's not shy with biting remarks - see kidnapping#I Would Physically Hurt You - See I would shoot you and hate/dislike you lol#You Annoy Me - Guardian Drex is I N her space about 24/7 so lol she thinks he's annoying AF#I'd Laugh At You - If he did something she found funny she would laugh at him she wouldn't laugh at his misfortune#You Scare Me - Low Key Guardian Drex D O E S scare her because of his tenacity and unwillingness to bugger off and leave her be among some#^other reasons#You Confuse Me - She can't pinpoint the fact Guardian Drex is Familiar to her#^ nor can she figure out W H Y for the life of her he's bothering to absolve her#I Don't Trust You - See the Kidnapping incedent...#I Think Your Mean/Petty/Childish - See The Kidnapping incident and just the threads in general when he deals with the Vanguard and other#^various situations#You Deserve Better Than Me - She's a shit show wrapped in a dumpster fire lets be honest here#I'd Trust You With My Most Treasured Belonging/Tell You my Darkest Secrets - Well if he wants Arlo's severed head and wants full disclosure#^ On her psychosis and what not then yes.#You Intimidate Me - Because he stands up T O her and confronts her when she's on her bullshit#I'm Scared Of Loosing You - She lost him as a Ranger and she'll be damned if she looses him again :/#I Want To Be Better For You - She does her best to get her shit under control and take better care of herself for him#I Don't Respect You - See the after math of the kidnapping she has zero respect for him after what he told her to do#I'd Comfort You - She d i d take him in after she socked him when they first met as Guardians and when he was a Ranger she didn't seem#^bothered to do so after a hot minuet#I Despise How Much I Care For You - In the present she H A T E S that she can't bring herself to ACTUALLY bring him down#^ in History she hated that she was to afraid to tell Ranger Drex she cared more than she ever would admit freely because of him being morta#*mortal ^ and her being Risen.#I Don't Know What I'd Do With Out You - As Mardoll she dreaded being away from Drex and his team because in the beginning it was a means to#^give her something to do and someone to protect and kept her busy but the more she got to know them all the more confused about#^ motives she became#I'm Scared Of You Leaving Me - To put it bluntly she lost him when he died as a Ranger she lost her memories of him
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The best recent romcom tv shows
There may not be many romcom movies these days, but the last few years has been pretty great for tv romances! These are my favorite romantic comedy-dramas from recent years:
10. This Way Up - not an overt romance but has some moments and is an amazing show
9. Lovesick / Scrotal Recall - so so good and relatable
8. New Girl - hilarious, this cast is too good together
7. Erkenci Kuş - turkish dizi that drove me absolutely insane in 2019
6. Normal People - devastating but incedibly beautiful
5. Bridgerton - ...you know it, you love it
4. Upload - scifi show that is clever and heartfelt
3. Starstruck - funny, well written, and such a cute pairing
2. Crash Landing on You - kdrama with the best romance, drama, laughs
1. Fleabag - i’ll never get over the Hot Priest & Fleabag romance. this show is top notch!!
#romcoms#fleabag#crash landing on you#starstruck#upload#bridgerton#normal people#erkenci kuş#new girl#lovesick#this way up#tv#romance#romcom#love
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