#this is so hilarious to me

[orgasming-caterpillar]

HELP

[themenyearnforchickensoup]

I've been rotating in my head some worldbuilding quirks for my AU for the single fact that I want it to be somewhat funny and also to bring back that transformers are a aliens species, with their own way of woking both in the sense of metabolycal and anatomical sense and in a psycho-social sense.

With that in mind, to me, CNA-inherited facial structures like moustaches, beards, helm fins and such usually appear right after the first molt (in human development, would be like, in first childhood, from 2 to 7 years). SO imagine baby Wreck-Gar with a full stache rocking the function.

[i-mybrunettelady]

kasmeer is looking away from the indecency in ebonhawke

[ratflame]

Hockey night in Canada showing an add for San Jose that includes the Winchester House [very haunted, very weird] shows that maybe this isn't the worst timeline

[shoepolishpolice]

My favourite thing about this theory that the reason Nikolai has Kaz’s cane is because of course it’s actually Kaz and they tailored their faces… because the idea that Kaz just gave Nikolai the cane cos he was injured and Kaz actually went out of his way to help him out is so incomprehensible that it’s not even on the radar

[dogearyears]

The way boomers drive is horrifying to me... He's not even looking at the road I'm gonna shit myself

[my-deer-friend]

Contender for best painting at the Oslo National Museum:

Cigar-Smoking Boys, Mathilde Dietrichson (1877)

[cashandprizes]

This is the most hilarious way to show how wack this website is

I love that there was NO title on my post, and the second to last paragraph, which I put in "Biggest" font, becomes the title. It feels thematic. And fucking broken. Make it make sense Tumblr.

[mitsyuu]

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[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[frownyalfred]

using “Agent A” as Alfred’s code name and using “B” for Batman’s shortened name in the field suggests there’s a world where “Agent A” is shortened to “A” and everyone in Gotham and on the Watchtower is terrified of him. because they’ve met B. and if this is B??

[cryptocism]

"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

[sparklingthedas]

Astarion lectures of disappointment >>>

[captainrufflebanger]

I couldn't find the original post so I redrew it from memory for myself and anyone who needs to hear this

Very important message for LGBTQIA+ Americans today:

We gonna get through the next 4 years out of spite if nothing else ❤️

[paintedcrows]

Unintended consequence of creating my own Bill... He watches me draw now...

The Horrible Triangle in question:

[wizzidoodles]

In honor of Lucifer’s debut, I’d like to bring back this masterpiece