#this is so hilarious to me

[venus-de-mil0-09]

I JUST FOUND.OUT THAT BOOSTER GOLD IS FROM GOTHAM, AND LIKE?!?!

Batman: This is where I watched my parents die Booster Gold

Booster: ... Cowabumer

[orgasming-caterpillar]

HELP

[i-mybrunettelady]

kasmeer is looking away from the indecency in ebonhawke

[ratflame]

Hockey night in Canada showing an add for San Jose that includes the Winchester House [very haunted, very weird] shows that maybe this isn't the worst timeline

[shoepolishpolice]

My favourite thing about this theory that the reason Nikolai has Kaz’s cane is because of course it’s actually Kaz and they tailored their faces… because the idea that Kaz just gave Nikolai the cane cos he was injured and Kaz actually went out of his way to help him out is so incomprehensible that it’s not even on the radar

[bunnikida]

The way boomers drive is horrifying to me... He's not even looking at the road I'm gonna shit myself

[my-deer-friend]

Contender for best painting at the Oslo National Museum:

Cigar-Smoking Boys, Mathilde Dietrichson (1877)

[cashandprizes]

This is the most hilarious way to show how wack this website is

I love that there was NO title on my post, and the second to last paragraph, which I put in "Biggest" font, becomes the title. It feels thematic. And fucking broken. Make it make sense Tumblr.

[brandwhorestarscream]

Great now I’m just imagining TFA!Blitzwing accidentally ingesting some Dark Energon while in the TFP universe but due to his current mental state already being pretty chaotic he doesn’t notice much of a difference in behavior (other than it causing his Random side to front for longer) and against TFP!Star’s warnings he brings some to his universe so that his fellow Decepticons can try (as he has no idea why TFP!Star has gotten so worked up over Energon that’s seemingly just sweeter than normal) and everyone in Detroit now has to deal with Decepticons that are completely whacked out of their minds

AKDJFKDKSKAKA OH NO-

Blitzwing inadvertently becoming a drug dealer 😂 getting all the TFA cons high on dark energon. They're so fucked up they don't even know

When TFP!Starscream finds out he's like WHAT?! WHY?! YOU MORON DON'T DO DRUGS ARE YOU INSANE-

Tho, watching the TFA cons get so completely schlacked on DE is pretty funny. Lugnut is just giving a never ending rambling speech about nothing, Blitzwing is just Himself™, and Megatron just melts into his throne, completely strutless as he stares into the void. Starscream has pictures for blackmail but also gives Blitzy a stern talking to

[quantumofawesome]

Oh, thank God I have a MAN around the house! Otherwise I'd have to... eat all of this potassium citrate BY MYSELF!!!

[mitsyuu]

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[crispmarshmallow]

just got called the whitest girl ever even though i’m not even white lmao

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[cryptocism]

"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

[sparklingthedas]

Astarion lectures of disappointment >>>

[wizzidoodles]

In honor of Lucifer’s debut, I’d like to bring back this masterpiece