#this is so funny in my head

[class-of-classic-blog]

I had a wierd dream : okay so i dont remember much of it but here's the gest. I dreamed that Badwolf got adopted by Aphrodite ( Cupids grandmother) as a kid and that he was wering chiton and golden leaves in hair and everything. Then Cupid started complainig about how she has two schools to atend ( Monster High and Ever After High) and didn't know were to go first and then Wolf came BOLTING to her and offered he goes to eah insted of her so he can spend more time with Red (i dont know how did they met before its just wierd dream logic) . The rest of the dream was just Wolf crying in the most dramatic way becouse he relized he can't spend as much time with Red as he planed and complaining about cultural differenc.

Now , here's a fun fact about me : I am obssesd with greek mythology to the core and i have been thinking about this for quit some times and i finde it extremly funny. Just imagine how funnier would their love story be if he was acually adopted by a fucking goddess of love and doesn't understand a shit about eah system.

Also i thing that he would look extremly fucking hot as greek

[yeowangies]

me, making a wedding moodboard

me seconds later: none of my men seem to want this kind of wedding

[hiswrlds]

the black knight but it gets shrek 3 plotline where Sonic doesn't want to be the king so he sets on an adventure to find camelot universe actual Sonic ( Arthur ) & let him be the king so that Sonic cld return to his world

[canyonkingdom]

amber: i have feelings for you

roy: why? what's wrong with you? are you sure you're okay?

[thessence]

‘ @incendiorum — ‘ rhiatt , for all intents & purposes , has every reason in the book to justify interrupting iovita’s current concentration , considering the abrupt swoosh of their body skywards , floating much too high above ground for their comfort. ‘ io — ‘ they attempt again , vocals ripe with building apprehension as they try to will themself back down to the ground.

‘ io , i need help — ‘

[zappycat]

John: Arthur. make sure you order two whoppers. Arthur. Order two. Arthur order fries too. and a Diet Coke Arthur. get a Diet Coke. Good. yes.

[kakujis]

everytime i try to like a new chara, like really reallyy like, baji n kakucho show up like that dude on tt whos always too late for jumpscares like “hey are u ok? ur welcome :3”

[haze-of-hyperfixations]

*meanwhile, in the Underworld* Polites: Eurylochus, back so soon? And...there's the rest of your crew. And by the gods, what happened to you? Eurylochus, who is sick of thematically-significant reprises: >:(

[cheese-rat29]

can some please edit john mulaney in kid gorgeous saying "ope lost him" on to that one clip in supernatural episode clap your hands if you believe (s6 ep9) when sam hung up after dean got abducted

[linktoo-doodles]

i'll strangle you or i'll kiss you on the mouth

[lotus-pear]

charm stat at debonair ‼️‼️

[glitchedcosmos]

Yeah he’s fine.

[wizardnuke]

hozier songs are all "i wouldn't be here without black artists" "you should kill your boss" "i love ireland :(" "DO Y OU NEED A DOG. I CAN BARK"

[sleepis4theweak]

Apparently when my younger brother was just born my mom found him napping with his blanket fully covering him, and she pulled back the sheet (worried he couldn't breathe or something) to find him fully awake staring at her. It scared the shit out of her and she still talks about it to this day lmao

[mothfulhansel]

some magma doodles from earlier

[istayawakereading]

Going from this (smug as can be)

to this (utter defeat)

is the universe giving Brennan the biggest vibe check ever