#this is so dumb and goofy lmao
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@steddie-week Day 4 - body swap
i'm challenging myself to keep each of these at 660 words; see day one for more of an explanation!
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“Eddie! Eddie wake up!”
Steve’s own sleepy face blinks up at him confused, then snaps into shock when his body throws itself backward and nearly off the bed. “Jesus H. Christ!”
“What the fuck is happening, Eddie?!”
“Steve?”
“Yeah it’s Steve, and this is not my dick!”
Steve watches his own face shift into a scowl, “Why’re you looking at my dick?!”
“How else am I supposed to piss? I didn’t even realize there was something wrong until I fuckin’ whipped it out!” Steve feels his throat strain as his voice pitches higher, “Lo’ and behold, I look in the mirror and your stupid face is staring back at me!”
“Hey! My face isn’t stupid.”
“You’re right, it’s the most beautiful face I’ve ever seen,” he says, voice teetering on sarcastic. “Now what in the actual fuck is happening?!”
Eddie opens his mouth to reply, and there’s no doubt it’d be scathing, but instead, Steve watches the color drain from his face.
“Oh fuck”
“What?”
“Oh fuck! I’m so sorry Steve.”
“For what??”
“I– Okay, we were pretty toasted last night but I distinctly remember thinking– wishing I suppose– that you could..” Eddie gulps once, loudly, and it’s weird to see so much of the  mannerisms he’s learned to pick up on whenever he’s around the other man, plastered on his own face..
“...You wished?” He leads when Eddie doesn’t continue.
“I wished that you could see me the way I see you.“
Now it’s Steve's turn to let the cogs turn.
He can recognize the tone of his own voice, the vulnerable lilt to it. Eddie’s nervous.
Eddie wanted Steve to see him the way.. Does that mean..Eddie also has feelings for him?
Instead of unpacking all that, Steve says, “And you think that’s what happened here?”
Eddie huffs a sigh, he still hasn’t made eye contact with him (himself?). “I mean, sure, that’s what always happens with wishes, the genie plays with your words.”
“Always.” Steve deadpans, watching Eddie run his fingers (Steves! Steve’s own fingers!) though his (again, Steve’s!) hair
“Yeah! They always twist shit around to teach you some fucked up lesson, or just to fuck with you.” Eddie starts to chew on one of the aforementioned fingers then, nibbling on what Steve knows is some unseen flaw on his cuticle.
“Eddie, genies aren’t real.”
“Yeah, well, until this past spring, I didn’t think that monsters from another dimension were real either.'' The same finger goes back to his teeth once he’s finished talking, and, curious, Steve looks down at his (Eddie's, damn this is still weird) same finger, the pointer of his right hand. There’s a noticeable divot in the skin there on the side of his nailbed, and it’s pink still, recently gnawed.
“Dude! Don’t chew my finger off!”
Eddie ignores the request, “You’re not gonna say anything?”
“About what? My poor finger?”
“No! About—” he cuts himself off, dropping the hand to wipe his finger on the leg of his pants. “Nevermind, what are we gonna do about this?”
“No, what were you going to say?”
“Nothing man, let’s just figure this out.”
“Okay, fine, I’ll say it then; Argyle’s actually a genie and his “super mellow” La Uva Loca made us swap bodies because you think I don’t find you as hot as you find me.” Steve looks at his own face, jaw dropped and eyes wide in surprise..and promises himself to never make that face again. “If I knew it was going to cause such a problem, I would’ve told you how I felt a while ago.”
Eddie blinks once more, then rolls his eyes, “Ha Ha Ha, very funny Steve. Now really, what are we going to do?”
“I wasn’t kidding Eddie. I’ve thought you were hot since we found you at Rick’s.”
Eddie’s gaping again.
“And sure, it’ll be weird, but I have an idea.”
He sighs, “Alright, sure. Lay it on me, big boy.”
Steve grins, “Kiss me.”
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on AO3 here!
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machabre · 6 months ago
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ok apparently this is from a scrapped Kids WB Lobo cartoon (how and why that would even be pitched, I don't even know) but is the Coluan supposed to be Vril II ??
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braisedhoney · 1 year ago
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lil cowboy narry shenanigans bc despite everything i love him
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and also this. because he is just such a silly little guy and no amount of power can stop me from picking him up like a potato sack.
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firefl1ezz · 6 months ago
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i just. hit s+ rank in splatoon and i never honestly thought this would happen?? am i cool now.. do i get to be a part of the s4? do i get to be watered down to my running joke all the time?
#the last part is a joke but i do not see a whole lot of recognition of the s4 being. the s4#like yeah they were cool formidable foes in the s1 era and skull even beat goggles despite his plot armor#but now theyre just#there??#dont get me wrong i love their existence but#it feels like theyve been watered down at least a bit#skull is always just getting lost and army is almost always either the manual guy or the curry guy#thats. thats it thats their bits#skull also has the sweets thing#rider is sometimes a considerable foe too but at the same time the s4 doesnt usually consist of him so im not sure how much to count him#that being said it is a kids manga so i dont really expect it to lean too far into the formidable foes thing#even the xblood werent that scary in the long run and ended up goofy despite being who they were#i also get it in terms of fandom#i understand the appeal of something like aloha being cutesy dumb pink guy (who maaaaaaybe commited some crimes and it shows)#i also definitely understand the appeal of army having a thing for curry as well as the manuals#the manuals can be an endearing thing to write about trust me#but i also wouldnt mind seeing more things that center around the likes of the s4 and the xblood and even the best8 being the absolute best#of the best during their prime#reminder that s+ was the highest rank around when the s4 were introduced. same with the xblood#they were the strongest players and id like to see things that center around that#id like to imagine that moving on to the square and splatsville that the s4 would have had a chance to move uo and get into xbattles#i think of all of them skull and army would have the highest chances of actually making it to xrank and being successful#but honestly if mask and aloha could probably make it pretty well too if they got off their asses#and i think rider would excel as well being rider#he has his own kind of near plot armour i think#so do most of the big teams in my opinion#theyre the sort of doomed by the plot that forces them to battle goggles at some point lmao#maybe i could use this in a fic or au one day#maybe someone already has...#(please send to me if you know of any creators who have played around with these vague ideas of strength i wanna see em)
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yumemiruuuu · 10 months ago
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Mo Ran: Idk what to say
Mo Ran: My shizun… He belongs in a museum
Mo Ran: He looks like a painting from the rain a sauce
Mo Ran: Rainesaunce
Mo Ran: Ressasaunce
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todayisafridaynight · 8 months ago
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I’m fairly new to the fandom, but I do have a question if you can answer it! Why do people ship Daigo with Aoki / Masato? I tried looking to see if they’ve interacted before, but couldn’t find anything! Sorry for asking I’m just </3 dumb AND I LOVE YOUR ART OF THEM!!! Nerd looking ahhhhhh
hi ! welcome to the community i hope you're having a lovely time so far and ty for enjoyin my stuff :) no need for apologies it's a very fair question to have :]
i cant speak for everyone (all. ten people into masadai anyway) but Personally To Me i just think the idea of them together is very funny. thats quite literally it im afraid..
#snap chats#//twenty page google doc in the background// ignore that. it's mostly for comedic purposes#might also be my fault idk sorry about that. allegedly. idk ive had like three people tell me they started to ship them cause of me 🧍‍♂️#@mementoasts is another person who's drawn masadai and whose stuff i love and am inspod by .. i love their disneyland fic sm ...#there was another artist on twitter who posted a neat drawing of them but i cant remember who they were and i didnt bookmark it //screams//#recently there's been ANOTHER masadai artist ive started following on twitter - @wifekiryu. his account's n/s/f/w fyi before you go looking#he has a tumblr too @foxdies. i say cause i realized as much recently vjeaKLGJALKGJ#oh but I GUESS ill get deeper into why. /i/ personally ship masadai or whatever#first off they're opposing factions yet their character alignments Do Not Match their roles. stereotypically anyway#aoki who leads the 'surface' of society and is meant to be an admirable figure and someone 'just' when really. he sucks LMAO#though that's not atypical of politicians but just from a stereotypical This Is A Respectable Individual perspective of his role#daigo on the other hand leads the 'underbelly' of society- yk comprised of dangerous criminals and outcasts and whatnot#yet as we know him daigo's compassionate and considerate of his men- he doesnt treat them like tools like aoki does#if put in a room with the two daigo would be most people's choice of person to hang out with. probably open a trapdoor on aoki tbh#and i think thats really cool and epic i always love that kinda Subverting Expectations thing#theres also the fact they both started off like. edgy/angsty in the franchise and then brush up down the line#masato does a stronger 180. publicly. obviously but its still really funny they both have to get their act together#if you wanna talk about in-text reasons. there really is none LMAO I TELLS YOU masadai is pure crack#but if i wanted to pull a muscle reaching then there's daigo being on aoki's side while everyone else is on arakawa's during the funeral#im lying of course. mitsu was behind him. rgg tryna make me forget mitsu exist .... put him back in y8 ....#and ofc ichi joins that side to even out the seating but moving on another Goofy Reason is arakawa being like#'the chairman and my son are like p much the same age Surely he knows how he thinks :)'#and then i just think daigo being all smarmy about outsmarting aoki is really goofy and im choosing to interpret that as personal#they both also have issues with their dad. s. dad/s/. anyway.#tbh the google doc tag was a joke but i really could sit here and list every dumb reason why i think theyre funny together#like i started going over the tag limit so uhhhh yeah needless to say i have a lot of. dumb reasons 💀💀💀💀#one day ill use the main text for long rambles like this but todays not that day Point Is my imagination is rampant im afraid#so the short and sweet of it is I Think It's Funny. And They'd Be Terrible Together. Which Is Why It's Funny.#and the unfortunate part is anything i find funny i obsess over for a year so. //gestures to the mountain of bullshit thats my masadai tag/
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brobotsbro · 2 years ago
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other people apparently: ugh I hate it when someone goes through and spam likes ALL my posts :/
me when I look in my notifications and see someone apparently going through my whole blog and enjoying it: MY POWER----
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MY POWER IS RISING
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manitapaleta · 2 years ago
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sneak peek at my next post (it’s nark, duh)
this part on its own looks v suggestive 👀 lmao BUT I SWEAR IT ISNT LOOK SPARROW SAID THEY JUST CAME BACK FROM A JOG LOL
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take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar · 4 months ago
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-stares at the two main muses active in my head rn-
First thought that happened .5 seconds later: it’s currently very gay up in here… but then again, when is it not gay up in here???
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azures-grace · 1 year ago
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This is from an animatic that may or may not ever get finished but uhh
This is the hierarchy of Argonian followers preserving each other's ears in my mind and I'm sorry if it's wrong, lol
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mechahero · 1 year ago
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@outofthiisworld asked-🔥 - character designs (like pet peeves in designs? things you like that others don’t? Whatever rustles ur feathers let it rip) unpopular(?) opinions (accepting)
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I kind of don't really like super complicated designs? Yeah, they can be cool and all but if they're kind of hard for me to draw, I'm not exactly going to like them very much. (Yeah, I can always simplify it but my brain's very particular about that kind of thing. See, idk, Gen.shin Imp.act as an example bc hoo boy, I do not like the way a lot of those character designs look.)
Idk, I think I like simplicity but as long as it's not too simple of a design? Like do a little extra something with it while also being easy for me to parse and I'll be pretty much fine with it!
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bridoesotherjunk · 2 years ago
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i decided to watch some of that sasuke retsuden shit just for the hell of it, after not watching Boruto at all for over 5 years.
that dinosaur looks goofy as hell, i'm not gonna lie. it looks hilarious
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stub-balls · 2 years ago
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him
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m-a-d-e-l-e-i-n-e · 2 years ago
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I was cleaning up my room a bit and I found this Valentine that the first girl I ever had a crush on gave me. It is from 2013 and I kept it. Third grade me was simping
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liu-yu-xin · 2 years ago
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Im calling it now i think hendery has the best chance at making it in the c-ent variety show circuit he is genuinely funny so much that it feels like a waste of talent for him to be an idol like pls give him a Chance. Get him on ONE episode of 明侦 or 密逃 and u will see
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mecheye · 8 months ago
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🐋 ⋆ 🐤 🎀 𝐸𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁 𝒜𝓆𝓊𝒶 𝐸𝓂𝒷𝓇𝒶𝒸𝑒 🎀 🐤 ⋆ 🐋
Its just a pipe bomb. Because giving mundane attacks an overly complicated name is something I find quite amusing!
Make your own Magical Girl/Boy Attack ✨💫🎀
Also feel free to include a description of what you think it’d look like if you reblog 😁
First Letter of your name
A - Ethereal
B - Miracle
C - Sparkling
D - Celestial
E - Beautiful
F - Magical
G - Shining
H - Dramatic
I - Twinkling
J - Royal
K - Elegant
L - Imperial
M - Lovely
N - Angelic
O - Resplendent
P - Dancing
Q - Evanescent
R - Wondrous
S - Heavenly
T - Divine
U - Iridescent
V - Dreaming
W - Splendid
X - Glorious
Y - Alluring
Z - Ephemeral
Birthdate
1 - Diamond
2 - Blood
3 - Love
4 - Starlight
5 - Lunar
6 - Rose
7 - Heart
8 - Aqua
9 - Cosmic
10 - Midnight
11 - Twilight
12 - Rainbow
13 - Lightning
14 - Venom
15 - Butterfly
16 - Flame
17 - Dragon
18 - Fairy
19 - Ice
20 - Galaxy
21 - Velvet
22 - Snow
23 - Spirit
24 - Rebel
25 - Soul
26 - Serpent
27 - Tiara
28 - Blossom
29 - Crystal
30 - Nightmare
31 - Layer
Birth month
January - Flash
February - Kiss
March - Burst
April - Beam
May - Convergence
June - Storm
July - Blaze
August - Fist
September - Shower
October - Scythe/Blade (your choice)
November - Shot
December - Embrace
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