#2ha incorrect quotes

[sunflower4art]

Chu Wanning: I'm coming with you. If you can be an idiot, I can be one too.

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Obviously referring to his dumb husky. Improved my Chu Wanning design hehe, next quote will also be erha.

Incorrect quote #1

Incorrect quote #8

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[yumemiruuuu]

“Respect Shizun…

Respect Shizun…

Respect Shizun….

Respect…

Respect Shi…

Fuck Shizun.

Worship him during sex.”

- Mo Ran

[eternalauwhereeverythingisok]

chu wanning: i can’t biologically get pregnant with you.

taxian-jun: so you hate me?

[tama0iishii]

SQQ and LBH doodles :3

SQQ: Get me out of here lol :D

LBH: Huh what was the Shizun???

SQQ: NOTHING :DDDD

[incorrect-web-novels]

Mei Hanxue: So, how big are you? Xue Meng: 178 cm. Mei Hanxue: No, I mean in bed. Xue Meng, confused: Still 178 cm, just sideways.

[lunaticmeap]

Mo Ran: I love you.

Chu Wanning:… it’ll pass.

[autisticwanning]

Random 2HA Incorrect Quotes (from the Incorrect Quote Generator) I thought were funny!

Xue Meng: When I see really attractive people like Chu Wanning, I just laugh because I know if we lived in the Aztec culture, they'd be sacrificed for their beauty. Shi Mei: I mean, that's one way to cope with not being attractive. Mo Ran: Works for me.

Xue Meng: You're smiling. What happened? Shi Mei: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it? Chu Wanning: Mo Ran tripped and fell down the stairs today.

Mo Ran & Xue Meng in the back of Shi Mei's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! Chu Wanning: We have food at home. Shi Mei: pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough Mo Ran & Xue Meng: YAYYYYYY! Shi Mei: orders one black coffee and leaves

Xue Meng: Why is Mo Ran crying on the floor? Shi Mei: They're drunk. Xue Meng: And? Shi Mei: They saw a picture of Chu Wanning's spouse. Xue Meng: But they're Chu Wanning's spouse. Shi Mei: I know.

[bananapointingatthesun]

Erha 0.5 if they were able to properly communicate

Mo Ran: How should I name my era? Chu Wanning: Cock and balls. Chu Wanning: Oh sorry, that was my inner demon. Mo Ran: I like your inner demon. Chu Wanning: Thanks, it tells me to kill myself at times.

(source: @crimsonghostgeneral)

[sunflower4art]

Xue Meng: You drink your coffee black, mutt?

Mo Ran: Yes.

Xue Meng: God, who hurt you?

Mo Ran: Alphabetically or chronologically?

Xue Meng: Let's forget I asked.

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One of the first things I noticed with Mo Ran is that he can hold a grudge. Next quotes TGCF :)

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Incorrect quotes #9

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[yumemiruuuu]

Mo Ran: I’ve never been loved or treated properly

Xue Meng: You sound like a shelter dog

[eternalauwhereeverythingisok]

[tama0iishii]

I have something to confess… everyday I rewatch the entire svsss series on WeTV 😭

ITS JUST SO GOOD AHHHHHH

[incorrect-web-novels]

Mo Ran: Hey, Mengmeng. Don't die.

Mo Ran: I need you around to make me look good.

[multifandomworshipper]

Xue Meng : Have you seen Shizun?

Mo Ran : I have seen all of Shizun

Xue Meng : (⊙_⊙)

Xue Meng : Listen here you little piece of shi-

[smiling-shoe]

*text tiktok*

Mo Ran: /buys lots of candies for Chu Wanning and cooks his favourite food/

Chu Wanning: Are you trying to romance me?!

Mo Ran: Yeah?..

Chu Wanning:

Chu Wanning: /eats everything with hidden joy/ It's working...

[autisticwanning]

2ha incorrect quotes (from the generator)

Mo Ran, at an awards show: Well, first of all, I’d like to thank Chu Wanning, the love of my life, for telling me Xue Meng was going to win so don’t bother to prepare a speech.

Shi Mei: You know, sometimes dandelions remind me of Mo Ran.

Chu Wanning: Aww, is it because they’re like a little sunshine, spreading light and hope everywhere?

Shi Mei: What? Gross, no, it’s because they’re like a weed that you can’t get rid of!

Mo Ran: All in all, a 100% successful trip.

Shi Mei: But we lost Xue Meng.

Mo Ran: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

Chu Wanning: Mo Ran, remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life?

Mo Ran: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all.

Shi Mei: Did you like the food I made?

Xue Meng: No, not really.

Shi Mei: But I put my heart and soul into it!

Xue Meng: No wonder it tastes so cold and dead.