#2ha incorrect quotes
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yumemiruuuu · 10 months ago
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“Respect Shizun…
Respect Shizun…
Respect Shizun….
Respect…
Respect Shi…
Fuck Shizun.
Worship him during sex.”
- Mo Ran
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sunflower4art · 6 months ago
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Chu Wanning: Mo Ran?
Mo Ran: Yes, my love?
Chu Wanning: SHUT UP!
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Hello! I was bored at a grill out and ended up making a who bunch of incorrect quotes for the Danmei fandoms I'm in so, I've decided to draw them! This is also my chance to experiment with digital art. I'm currently reading Husky and his White Cat Shizun, just started the third volume and I'm really enjoying the book series thus far! Hope you have a good day!
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chu wanning: i can’t biologically get pregnant with you.
taxian-jun: so you hate me?
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tama0iishii · 1 year ago
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SQQ and LBH doodles :3
SQQ: Get me out of here lol :D
LBH: Huh what was the Shizun???
SQQ: NOTHING :DDDD
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incorrect-web-novels · 1 year ago
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Mei Hanxue: So, how big are you? Xue Meng: 178 cm. Mei Hanxue: No, I mean in bed. Xue Meng, confused: Still 178 cm, just sideways.
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lunaticmeap · 1 year ago
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Mo Ran: I love you.
Chu Wanning:… it’ll pass.
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autisticwanning · 6 months ago
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Random 2HA Incorrect Quotes (from the Incorrect Quote Generator) I thought were funny!
Xue Meng: When I see really attractive people like Chu Wanning, I just laugh because I know if we lived in the Aztec culture, they'd be sacrificed for their beauty. Shi Mei: I mean, that's one way to cope with not being attractive. Mo Ran: Works for me.
Xue Meng: You're smiling. What happened? Shi Mei: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it? Chu Wanning: Mo Ran tripped and fell down the stairs today.
Mo Ran & Xue Meng in the back of Shi Mei's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! Chu Wanning: We have food at home. Shi Mei: pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough Mo Ran & Xue Meng: YAYYYYYY! Shi Mei: orders one black coffee and leaves
Xue Meng: Why is Mo Ran crying on the floor? Shi Mei: They're drunk. Xue Meng: And? Shi Mei: They saw a picture of Chu Wanning's spouse. Xue Meng: But they're Chu Wanning's spouse. Shi Mei: I know.
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bananapointingatthesun · 1 year ago
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Erha 0.5 if they were able to properly communicate
Mo Ran: How should I name my era? Chu Wanning: Cock and balls. Chu Wanning: Oh sorry, that was my inner demon. Mo Ran: I like your inner demon. Chu Wanning: Thanks, it tells me to kill myself at times.
(source: @crimsonghostgeneral)
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incorrect-web-novels · 9 months ago
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[Photo ID - a screenshot of two Tumblr posts by user kirianthedivorce with art of Chu Wanning and Mo Ran from The Husky and His White Cat Shizun edited to the side of the posts.
The first Tumblr post reads, "First base is beating the shit out of each other second base is marriage." The second Tumblr post is a reblog of the first that reads, "Third base is dying for each other fourth base is having a civil conversation" /End ID]
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a remix of a classic (x)
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yumemiruuuu · 8 months ago
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Mo Ran: I’ve never been loved or treated properly
Xue Meng: You sound like a shelter dog
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chuwanningshaitang · 2 years ago
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not xue meng getting it a hundred years later 😭😭😭😭😭
2ha in a nutshell
Mo Ran: When I was in a coma I saw God
Shi Mei: Really? Did he say something?
Mo Ran: Yes, he said that I could chose to have a huge dick but a poor memory
Xue Meng: I don’t think I want to know what you chose…
Mo Ran: well, actually I don’t remember
Shi Mei: …
Chu Wanning: *blushing*
Xue Meng: Oh okay
[A few hours later]
Xue Meng: Hold on!
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tama0iishii · 1 year ago
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I have something to confess… everyday I rewatch the entire svsss series on WeTV 😭
ITS JUST SO GOOD AHHHHHH
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incorrect-web-novels · 1 year ago
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Mo Ran: Hey, Mengmeng. Don't die.
Mo Ran: I need you around to make me look good.
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multifandomworshipper · 3 years ago
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Xue Meng : Have you seen Shizun?
Mo Ran : I have seen all of Shizun
Xue Meng : (⊙_⊙)
Xue Meng : Listen here you little piece of shi-
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smiling-shoe · 2 years ago
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*text tiktok*
Mo Ran: /buys lots of candies for Chu Wanning and cooks his favourite food/
Chu Wanning: Are you trying to romance me?!
Mo Ran: Yeah?..
Chu Wanning:
Chu Wanning: /eats everything with hidden joy/ It's working...
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