#this is so creepy man i love it
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okay but jjk somnophilia is like
gojo "please please pleaaaaase let me put it in while you're sleeping PLEASE i swear i'll make you cum i proooomise please let's try it once pleeaaase. YOU can put it in ME whenever you want!!! any time any place anything you want in any of my holes!! wake me up with it!! it'll be soooo hot" satoru
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nanami "i have kink charts for both of us and they have sliding scales and notes section for each one. we can mark hard boundaries for what state of consciousness we want for ourselves or our partners, giving or receiving, what sex acts, etc. we'll set up a safe word and a safe gesture and then we can start trying things out" kento
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geto "sorry i fell asleep while eating you out, it will happen again. no, i won't stop eating you out when i fall unconscious. just tear me off your pussy if you don't like it" suguru
#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk imagines#satoru gojo#kento nanami#suguru geto#gojo x reader#nanami x reader#geto x reader#gojo smut#nanami smut#geto smut#i am NOT a nanami girlie do not start expecting nanami content from me. however he is very funny and i love his contrast with gojo LMAOOO#to be clear gojo would not be bugging you about this unless he'd already confirmed you were into it#gojo is probably off putting for some people here but i frankly think he'd just be that desperate and pleading and thats super hot to me#geto tho. geto's just hilarious#again if you're not into somno just don't read this it aint for u. gojo will sound really pushy and creepy#tw: somnophilia#honestly i think nanami would pass out during/before sex just like geto but a lot of the nanami girlies aren't ready for that#the man is like 27 and he looks 40 AND he looked like this when he was??? 23 or smth??#nanami can definitely go super hard during sex but sometimes he will pass out on your lap while eating you out. man is tired.#lemon#sorry for the excess of tags this is such a short little thing and i kinda like how smol it is so i have to ACTUALLY tag tag it lol
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No time to play. You are being sent away.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#yu ziyuan#jiang yanli#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#âBEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. âWei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!â Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes#and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse#Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.
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The Enchanted Horse (1992) written by Magdalen Nabb, illustrated by Julek Heller
For @horsefigureoftheday
#this book was so fucking creepy#i think forth grade me would have eaten that shit up#i skimmed the story while looking for the illustrations#and yes i understand its a metaphor for growing up#and it has âvaluesâ and âempathyâ and such#but the blind man who runs the junk shop has deff killed someone#i say this with love and affection#i do love an impromptu book selection on my part#real tunnel vision after finding it on the#internet archive#and cleaning it up with#photopea#anyways#the enchanted horse#magdalen nabb#Julek Heller#1992#horses#horse art#horse#equids#illustration#1990s#nineties#90s#juvenile fiction#christmas#rural gothic#rural america#rural decay
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TMAGP 006 out of context
#needles was suuuuuch a guy lol#bitch really just killed a man and figured that making a creepy ass call to a cop would be the best way to get another meal#he really was just shooting for that buy one get one free deal#he was so camp I love him#the magnus protocol#tmagp spoilers#tmagp vague
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#i love drawing him sleepy#a doodley#vampires dont need to sleep but i like to think he does it socially once he's safe with smunker al#but Also Because he's safe and housed and isnt as tense and on edge anymore...needs met and all that#and so it actually ends up becoming one of those things like when u sleep too much and feel really groggy#he doesnt actually have a tail i just love giving all my humans little tails.....................#also very very very early on he only does it socially bc al makes him settle down instead of smuckling and smumbling around all night#which i think is so funny like ur getting tucked in Neow. go to sleep.#i want to learn how to draw big enormous shirts on him in an actual realistic way#bc i keep seeing that thing abt like ''when women wear just a big shirt its hot but when men do it its creepy''#wrong. im gonna prove them wrong with my power of man worship.#talon gets cold easy but he LOVES just big shirt nothing else
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Redraw of my favorite chapter art. Except I wanted a creepy vibe and to make it look like inkwash. Original here owo: đ
#so at some point#because of how I adjusted the lighting#and it expands outwards from where I made the light source being directly behind my man right#so like you know#with the wide photo and his limiters it like kinda looked like shrek#in the shadow#I really am obsessed with Saiki rn#plz talk to me about Saiki#saiki kusuo#saiki kusuo no Ï nan#the disastrous life of saiki k.#tdlosk#saiki k fanart#redraw#the disaster of psi kusuo saiki#kusuo saiki#psychic kusuo#tf is that tag#anyways I just love him so much and Idk ab u#but heâs hilariously more creepy and violent in the manga than anime#like not insanely but like#he canonically killed a whole nation of people and then wiped the nation from existence#like anime Saiki is like :/ I donât want his death on my conscious#and manga Saiki is like#pulling out the Glock
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Favorite from the fog entity?
my favorite entity rn is Alex 100% !!! sheâs hilarious I adore her!! but I had to choose like. an entity? either the man from the fog or null !! two bad bitches only out to murder.
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#og art#cxlvxn#from the fog#i like them I like them a lot#alex/herobree!!#herobree is such a cute name shes adorable#i wanna know what her problem is#i love the man from the fog's whistle soooo much its so creepy and adds so much atmosphere
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Hey
Hey guess what
I dislocated his jaw
That's all
Have nice day
#rottmnt#art#save rottmnt#my art#third season#future leo#sffl(wg)#rottmnt fanart#rottmnt future leo#creepy dude#so spooky#cryptid lookin ass#with his glowy iris and sharp ass teefers#this is dope#i love his teeth#i love that man#hes so babygirl#hes so silly#still a bastard tho#a feral lil guy
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Hey so I'm late but. Here's a little rushed fanart for @scout-enthusiast 's AU as I promised :) Blu light in the fog!! It's so interesting and I'm obsessed with it and yeah. Go check it out right NOW
I don't do coloring so sorry if I fucked up your design đ
#my art đ#team fortress 2#fanart#tf2 fanart#scout tf2#spy tf2#tf2 au#tf2#uhhh idk#i just love horror and creepy shit okay#and I'm so unwell about this au#hey Ivan i know I'm late but i hope you like it#I KNOW HE HAS AN EYE PATCH BUT LISTEN#creepy eye that sees the dead is so freakin cool I wanted to make it glow and shi#please i am a weak man
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ârequiem for methuselahâ crazy ass episode for many reasons. Kirk is being fully insane, like I donât actually think, even controlling for how quickly and easily and readily he seems to fall in love with anybody at the slightest encouragement, that heâd go that bonkers for that android woman he just met while everyone on the ship was this close to dying, but thatâs neither here nor there, because in the background youâve got an equally but much more subtly insane episode for Spock, who extremely uncharacteristically admits to experiencing an emotion (or nearly experiencing, whatever) and that emotion is ENVY of all things. And then spends the rest of the episode warning Kirk away from this new love interest (something that doesnât usually happen, even when Kirk has very inadvisable love interests) and is, in the end, the person who accurately identifies that Raynaâs competing love for Kirk and Flint is ultimately what overwhelms and destroys her with the most killer line in maybe history???
And then to wrap it up we get an equally uncharacteristic sort of denouement scene (TOS loooves to cut an episode off right after the actual climax, leaving little time for falling action or character reflection, or to stick a sitcom-y button on the end where the gang all smiles and laughs at their misadventures and everything resets to zero, which is not a criticism, itâs just the style of that era of tv, honestly) where Kirk is literally miserable over Raynaâs death (again, kind of unusual for a lot of his love interests, he tends to be able to move on pretty quickly) and Spock goes to see him and he falls asleep right in front of Spock (also odd) and then when Bones comes in to give the final word on Flint, Spock waves him off from waking the Captain (tender) and Bones gives him that awful speech about how itâs sadder that Spock canât even imagine the love Kirk felt for this random android woman than it is that Kirk lost her in the first place (debatable but also rude) and how his great tragedy is that he canât love at all like they can and how all he wishes is that Kirk could forget about all of this and move on. AND THEN, to have Bones leave and Spock go over to Kirk and very gently, tenderly, reluctantly touch him and put his hand to his forehead and tell him to forget and HAVE THAT BE THE END OF THE EPISODE??? What am I supposed to do with that??
#âthe joys of love made her human. the agonies of love destroyed herâ hUH. What a cool line.#hope it doesnât become some sort ofâŠthesis statement for you or something SPOCK#listen my number one beef with the way they write bones is that they just make him completely mischaracterize everything to suit the plot#this man is not an idiot he KNOWS Spock has emotions and just suppresses them#youâre going to tell me heâs been on that ship with Spock for years and thinks he feels no love whatsoever for anyone???#like even after what happened in the empath and in that episode where McCoy thought he was dying#he knows Spock loves people!!! COME ON#does he really just mean romantic love?? thatâs so boring WRITE HIM BETTER#also theyâre banking a lot on people remembering what the Vulcan mind meld is for that last bit#like I know it comes up a lot butâŠthis is 1968 or whatever. They donât have this shit on dvd to rewatch#youâre counting on really dedicated fan memory here or on people catching reruns#because otherwise it just looks like Spock waiting to be alone to touch Kirk as tenderly as possible and pray he forgets this woman#truly whatâs going on#anyway I kind of hated this episode#like quite frankly there was too much going on#are androids people? would Kirk fall in love that hard that quickly and choose it over the safety of his crew?#why wasnt the illness ravaging the crew a bigger deal??#they didnât even get into WHY flint was immortal#he was just a regular human and apparently the ONLY one who was granted immortality by the earthâs atmosphere#leaving aside the very creepy and very early born sexy yesterday trope going on throughout#but it was a really good Spock episode if you justâŠ.dont look at anything elseâŠ.#the writer for this one also did Day of the Dove and Mirror Mirror which explains a LOT#two other episodes that are interesting for the character dynamics but really chaotic plot wise#anyway imagine saying to Spockâs face that he has no idea what love can drive a man to do#one has to laugh#tos#star trek#as alwaysâŠ. Iâm sorry that Iâm Like This
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My heart is going pitter patter by looking at the official art of the Happy Mask Sale for Majoras mask again
I'm going crazy I love him smđ
Like look at him he's such a sweetie, a real dork, an idiot and that makes him charming
#happy mask salesman#hms#tloz mm#majoras mask#he's so silly#hes so cute#I love him I love himmm#AAAA#People will say he's creepy and I disagree sm he's literally a ginger twink#there's nothing scary about that bro#I need to give him a partner I wanna draw some selfship/ship stuff#I want to kiss this man#and I need to draw that in some ways smh#rambles#skip post#random thought dump#send help im gay
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thinking about floyd and riddle spending their first halloween as a couple together... i think floyd absolutely loves how varied and lively all of the different halloween traditions he's learned about since coming to live on land are, and he wants to try out as many of them as he can each year. so when riddle tells him that his mother always made him stay in his room studying on halloween, and that the only halloween activities he's ever done were those that NRC students were required to participate in, floyd decides that the two of them are just going to have to spend the day doing everything they possibly can. riddle tries to say he's far too busy for such things, but floyd will not let it go and honestly riddle is only half-heartedly protesting anyway because he secretly did always dream of doing the things that other kids got to do on halloween, and maybe it wouldn't be such a big deal to take one day off and spend time with his boyfriend.
so, riddle never got to make jack-o-lanterns? floyd decides to "borrow" about half a dozen of the pumpkins jade and azul had bought for mostro lounge and takes them to riddle's dorm room. riddle is terrible at trying to carve them at first and floyd can't help but laugh at him a little, but since he knows it's not riddle's fault he's never gotten to do this before, he says he'll show him how to do it. unfortunately floyd isn't nearly as good as he thinks he is on account of having lived in the ocean for almost his whole life and now riddle gets to laugh right back at him. they probably both get the hang of it right as they're down to their last two pumpkins.
riddle never got to go trick-or-treating with his childhood friends? floyd texts trey and convinces him to get in touch with chenya as well so that they can all go together. when they approach the first house, in the costumes they had prepared for each of their school's halloween events, riddle starts to get nervous and asks if they aren't all a little too old to be doing this. floyd shoves several huge handfuls of candy from that person's bowl into his and riddle's pumpkin-shaped buckets and tells him it's not like there's any rule that says they can't, and besides, riddle is such a cute little goldfish that he practically looks like a kid in his costume anyway! chenya stifles a laugh while trey has to stop riddle from committing murder that night.
riddle's never gone to a haunted house before? floyd and chenya both think it would be hilarious to make him go to one, so they do. riddle absolutely hates it, but it honestly does make him happy to see everyone else enjoying it--even if floyd and chenya both keep trying to egg him and trey on and get them to go down creepy corridors and check around corners by themselves, and even if floyd keeps running off to different parts of the haunted house and then coming back and hugging or even lifting riddle from behind knowing full well that he'll get freaked out by it.
riddle never got to play the apple bobbing game that's traditional in the queendom of roses? turns out there's a place right by the haunted house where they can go to do it! predictably, floyd is great at it while riddle ends up drenched without getting any apples, but just giving it a try is more fun than riddle expected.
riddle's never gotten to make candy apples before? luckily, trey knows an amazing recipe as well as what combinations of toppings work the best, and he's willing to teach them both! riddle gets very confused at imprecise directions such as being told to use "a few" drops of food coloring on the syrup or to drizzle "a little" white chocolate over it, and keeps asking trey exactly how much he should use. floyd thinks this is adorable. he also thinks it's adorable when riddle tries to scold him for ignoring half of trey's directions and just doing whatever he thinks sounds good.
riddle's never done a horror movie marathon before, or even seen any halloween movies in general? floyd insists that they marathon at least 3 movies together. after the experiences he had at the haunted house, riddle doesn't think he'll enjoy horror movies, but he tries to keep his cool throughout the first one anyway... which does not work out, because he really can't handle jumpscares or excessive gore. during the first movie they watch, floyd (who loves slasher films so much that he laughs and cheers every time the monster gets a kill) is happy to let his goldfishie cuddle up to him and grip onto his arm to keep himself from knocking the popcorn bowl onto the floor, but you know that once it's over riddle is getting teased relentlessly about how scared he was. floyd decides to be nice and put on something tamer for their next two movies, and riddle actually ends up really enjoying coraline and especially beetlejuice.
by the end of the night riddle realizes that they've stayed up way too late at night and a small part of him wants to scold floyd for keeping him up so late, insisting on having him do all of these silly activities and eat all of these terribly unhealthy snacks. another part of him wishes he could scold his mother for keeping him from doing any of these things as a kid, with his friends and the other kids in his hometown, the way you're supposed to do it... and another part of him still is just incredibly happy and grateful to floyd for finally giving him the chance.
#twisted wonderland#twst#riddle rosehearts#floyd leech#floyrid#floydriddle#floyd x riddle#riddle x floyd#man i wish the twst fandom agreed on ship names and tags lol. i think that's all the ones i've seen.#also YES i AM still posting halloween headcanon posts after halloween#sorry if this post is dumb and ooc. i may have a canon url but i do not claim to be a riddle expert much less a floyd expert#BUT i really do think riddle would enjoy animated halloween movies and more lighthearted horror comedies like beetlejuice#especially since beetlejuice has Rules. the ghosts have rules for the afterlife and even beetlejuice himself Has to follow rules.#so it's comforting and easy for riddle to understand#and i think floyd enjoys slashers and thrillers and such MORE than those types of movies but he will make compromises for his bf#because as much as he loves teasing him he doesn't want riddle to be like Actually Upset or to have a bad time#plus maybe i'm just a baby but i think coraline is genuinely pretty creepy even as an adult lmao#okay anyway. if it wasn't already obvious i love them <3#floyddle#florid
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#infinity train#infinity train fanart#simon laurent#infinity train simon#he is so pitiful and toxic i love him#ughhhhh god i want him to throw me into that turbine thing too#also this is so off topic but i remembered that anime i used to watch when i was like 14#and how i was so down bad for this one character lmao#i skimmed it this morning and still down bad for this manđ©đ€#chokes eventho the anime itself is super cringe and creepy its literally sweet home alabama dfghdfs#but like damn#đ„”he fine#anyway sorry im not going anywhere with this i just had to say it#bye#this is a post about simon after all#oh i havent drawn anything in 2 months so this is my welcome back to art and had to run and draw mr toxic himself#obsessed
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When I was a kid, maybe 7 or so, I was spending a week at my grandparentsâ farm and they took us to go see one of those first permanent settlement towns that was turned into a museum thing. Pretty fun for a history nerd, but the thing I remember the most was my grandma buying me a corn husk doll from the gift shop, made by hand to look exactly like what the settler kids would have played with. And I was trying to give the doll a name while we were walking around and looking at some more stuff, and then we went to visit the town gravesite
And as weâre walking around, I see the grave of a little girl named âCarolineâ. She died at the same age that I was via a not so painless end if I remember right, and that concept made me sad. So I told my grandma that I was going to name the doll Caroline so she could live through her
My poor grandmother heard me say that and was like âOh! :) Are you sure? :) I think you should pick a different name!!! :)))))â
And I was like âNope, this is Caroline nowâ
Anyway that creepy ass doll was named after a little girl who died a tragic death. I kept her for the rest of the trip and brought her back to my parentsâ house before Caroline just randomly disappeared one day. No idea what happened to her
Itâs very likely my parents eventually threw her away when I became detached but also the fact that this story DOESNâT end in me getting fucking possessed is actually impressive
#bird chirps#I remembered this earlier today and I just HAD to tell someone#Caroline come back we can still be friends#Genuinely I love the concept of haunted items and aive always been a huge ghost fan#So I would still be hyped as fuck about my creepy possessed demon corn doll#If only đ#What do I even tag this as#Death mention#??? Thats the best I can do man
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FUCK he's so hot I actually need him Jesus fuck oh my god oh my god mmmmmm I need to treat his dick like a lollipop what the FUCK
#girlblogger#im just a girl#girlblogging#hornyposting#hell is a teenage girl#creepy cute rants <3#girly thoughts#older boyfriend#older guys#i love my boyfriend#online diary#this is what makes us girls#this is girlhood#this is a girlblog#lana del ray aesthetic#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#i love my boyfriend so much#older man younger woman#older is better#age g@p#age g4p#@ge g@p#@ge gap
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I love drawing my husband suffering mmmm
#I want this man so bad#he's my babygirl#I love hiiiim#my terrible little man#captain curly#curly mouthwashing#mouthwashing#my art#drawing#art#digital art#horror#blood#body horror#creepy
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