#this is really hot. And he was like oh it's just kinda hot and just ate his tacos like normal and I was like wh-

[authorhjk1]

SNSD OT9 reaction of them waking up after sex and finding out their partner is 10+ years younger than them.

Taeyeon

"Oh wow."

Taeyeon groans as she moves a little. The two of you are lying side by side in her bed, the dim morning light starting to warm your faces.

"You really wore me out last night."

She leans over and rests her head on your chest.

"I could've gone the whole night."

Taeyeon scoffs in disbelief.

"I hardly doubt that. You're my age, so you wouldn't be able to go round after round."

"Your age? I'm 26."

Very slowly, Taeyeon lifts her head off your chest.

"What?"

She looks up at you, her eyes wide open.

"You're what?"

"26."

"Holy..."

Taeyeon gets off you and sits straight on the bed.

"Why didn't you tell me before? You're way too young."

"I tried."

You chuckle.

"But if I remember correctly, you told me to shut up and eat your pussy like I mean it."

Shame heats up Taeyeon's body. Her cheeks show a deep shade of pink.

"Did-Did I say that?"

Jessica

"Thank you."

Jessica smiles at you as she takes the hot coffee mug out of your hand. She gives it a taste after blowing at it for a moment.

"Mmm, it's delicious."

"Nothing big."

You sit back down next to her and Jessica let's her head rest against your arm.

"Right. You said you're a barista last night."

"Yeah, I traveled around for about four years while learning it right after school. And now I own my own coffee shop since three years ago."

"Oh, that's so cool."

As Jessica takes another sip, you see her eyebrows furrow.

"Y-You finished school seven years ago?"

"Yeah. When I was 19."

You can tell that she's taking a moment to calculate how old you must be now. Then she does it again. And again. The disbelief marking her face.

"You're 10 years younger than me?"

"Yeah."

"Oh, my god."

Jessica sinks into the sheets, staring up at the ceiling. She doesn't dare to look at you as she realizes she slept with someone 10 years younger than her.

Sunny

You're still asleep when Sunny wakes up. It takes her a while, but eventually she's sitting up, looking out of the window. Her head still hurts from last night's drinking. She glances at her nightstand, looking for a glass of water. Instead, her eyes land on your wallet. Sunny's brows furrow as she hesitates. She doesn't remember much from last night. To avoid any awkwardness, she just wants to take a quick peek at your ID to confirm your name.

When she takes it out, her eyes lock onto your birthday after reading your name.

"10 years?"

Sunny chuckles before putting your wallet back.

"Seems like you got really lucky last night."

She looks at you, your eyes still closed as you continue to sleep next to her.

Tiffany

"Happy birthday, I guess."

Tiffany's gorgeous smile makes you melt, before the two of you engage in a passionate kiss.

Your friends wanted to throw you a birthday party, which started the night before your birthday and was supposed to end after midnight. You met Tiffany at the club during that time and since she lived closer, she took you back to her place.

"How old are you now? You still look kinda young to be over thirty."

You chuckle at her assumption.

"I'm 26 now."

You almost hear Tiffany's heart stop.

"26?"

Her eyes are wide in disbelief, her hand is tugging at her hair.

"Oh my god. How could I sleep with someone this young?"

"You're acting like I'm 18 or something."

"That would be even worse."

Tiffany groans, visibly embarrassed.

"I don't see the problem here. Age doesn't matter. As long as you had fun last night it's fine."

Her cheeks turn pink as she recalls what she did to you last night.

"Oh god...."

Hyoyeon

Hyoyeon wakes up to her phone buzzing again and again. It must be the middle of the day, but you're still sleeping next to her. Half asleep, she reaches for it to check who's blowing up her phone with messages.

"Nice catch, Hyo. He looked like he could go all night."

Hyoyeon groans. Not just because Sooyoung is teasing her, but because she is doing so in the group chat. The other members now know what happened after her and Sooyoung went to the club and why she alone isn't home yet.

"How was he, unnie?"

Yoona attached a winking smiley to her question.

"Oh god."

Hyoyeon sighs in frustration.

"You think they're doing it again in the morning now?"

"Yuri..."

Hyoyeon says through gritted teeth.

"Probably. He looked really young too."

"Did you take care of him like a good noona, unnie?"

Hyoyeon throws her phone onto the bed, after reading Seohyun's daring question. When she glances at you again, she realizes that you do look young. The dim light in the club made it hard to figure out your age, but now that you're face is illuminated by sunlight, Hyoyeon realizes you can't be a day over 26.

A satisfied smile plays around her lips as she leans back again the wall behind her. Despite all the teasing taht is still to come, she knows that she had a really good night.

Yuri

"And what are you gonna do after you wake up?"

You let out a weak groan when you feel Yuri's soft lips against your neck. For the last couple of minutes, after waking up, she has been torturing you by kissing your neck again and again while making you tell her what you're doing today and tomorrow. Now you're starting to talk about your Monday, while Yuri sticks out her tongue and drags it from your collarbone to your cheek, licking your skin along the way.

A shakey breath escapes your lips, before you continue.

"And then I need to go to class."

"Class?"

Yuri asks into your ear, her voice a little higher in surprise.

"Yeah, class."

"Wait, how old are you?"

You swallow hard. You don't want to lie, but you also don't want her to stop kissing you. Eventually, you decide on speaking the truth.

"I'm 26."

For a moment, Yuri doesn't move or say anything. You're scared she's now disgusted by your age difference. But then she gives your ear a teasing little bite before whispering:

"You better do what your professor tells you to do now. Or I'm going to make you fail my class.

You feel Yuri's panty covered pussy rub against your cock. You didn't expect her to suddenly start roleplaying. But you can already feel your cock harden as you think about Yuri being your professor.

"Yes, ma'am."

Sooyoung

Sooyoung wakes up with a massive headache. The sun that shines into the room through the curtains hurts her eyes. When she moves her head, she finds you still sleeping next to her.

"What have I done?"

She murmurs and eventually starts to get off the bed. When the blanket glides off her body, she realizes that she's completely naked.

"Where are my clothes?"

She looks around the room with half open eyes. Her bra and her panties are lying on the table, her top is hanging over the backrest of the chair. Her pants are lying on the floor while her shoes have been thrown into the bathroom.

"What the hell? How much did I drink last night?"

Like a sloth, Sooyoung slowly starts to get dressed. It takes her a while, but eventually she's wearing everything from the night before. Well, almost everything.

"Where is my tie?"

She searches for it, but can't find it anywhere. When she is looking for it on the nightstand on your side, she almost lets out a surprised yelp. Sooyoung's tie is tightly tied around your wrists.

"Oh god."

She groans in disbelief. Staring at your face, small pieces of her memories from last night come back to her. A dumb smile plays around her lips when she remembers how good you felt inside of her. But then, she remembers something else. Something important. She tries to recall it to the best of her abilities. It must have been inside the elevator last night, after you got this hotel room for the two of you.

"I'm twenty six."

Sooyoung's heart stops, her eyes grow wide as the number echoes in her head. Twenty six. Twenty six.

"Oh, fuck this."

She quickly slips out of the room, leaving her tie behind.

Yoona

Yoona yawns as she wakes up, wrapped in silk sheets. Her whole body still tingles from last night's adventures. She lazily rolls around, her face landing in your empty pillow. Yoona can still feel your warmth, despite you not being in the bed anymore. The smell of your cologne brings a smile to her face.

"Mmmh."

She hums, her smile widening as she remembers slowly riding you last night, while her face was buried in your neck.

Yoona opens her eyes again when she hears you coming out of the bathroom. Her gaze lingers on the towel around your hips, before she admires your otherwise naked body. Then she notices the tattoo on your abs.

"What does the 2000 mean, by the way?"

"My birth year."

"You're... 25?"

You nod as you study her face. She's surprised, but not turned off or anything. You catch her biting her lower lip as her eyes trace along the lines of your tattoo on your abs.

"Why don't you get over here and I ride that cock of yours again?"

Seohyun

"What were you celebrating anyway?"

Seohyun's head lies on your shoulder, while she draws circles with her finger on your chest.

"What do you mean?"

You use your hand to play with her hair as you talk.

"Don't you remember? One of your friends shouted 'she must be your gift for today' while the two of us walked out of the club."

You chuckle, slightly embarrassed. But you can't deny that spending the night with Seohyun did feel like a gift from heaven.

"I got my degree in mechanical engineering yesterday. That's why we celebrated."

"Your degree?"

"Yeah, took me a little longer than I had hoped. I wanted to be done when I was 22 but now I'm 25.

"Twenty five?"

Seohyun lifts her head off your shoulder.

"Yeah. I know the beard makes me look a little older."

"Yeah...."

Seohyun seems to think for a moment, so you're surprised when she suddenly straddles you.

"I've always wanted to try this."

You raise an eyebrow as you feel Seohyun reach into your boxers.

"Call me noona."

"What?"

"Call me noona while I ride you. Beg for my pussy while you call me Seohyun noona."

[snail-day]

Husband! Nanami x Reader

TW: Soft Yandere Behaviors, Punishment, Spanking, Humiliation, Domestic bliss, MDNI

WC: 1.3k

You don’t mean to do it.

It’s not like you plan to leave possessive little hickies on Nanami’s neck, like some jealous schoolgirl, especially not when he’s so fastidious about his appearance, so meticulous and polished, like everything from his pressed slacks to his wristwatch ticks in perfect time. He takes his duty seriously. His role as a sorcerer, a mentor, your husband, he shoulders all of it.

So, really, you try to understand that he has an image to uphold, that there's a reason why he's so uptight.

But sometimes… sometimes he makes it too easy. Sometimes he pins you beneath him, golden hair damp with sweat, blue dress shirt peeled open just enough to expose the smooth line of his collarbone. Sometimes his hands press your wrists into the sheets while his hips snap into you with deep, measured strokes that leave your mind swimming. The pretty tip of his cock pressing deep into your sweet gushing walls. How could you not want to leave your claim? Sometimes your mouth goes searching, needy and desperate, and all you can do is whimper against the flushed skin of his throat, suckling like something starved, leaving behind heat-stained kisses that bloom into red, possessive little bruises.

And this time, you didn’t stop at one. Or two. There are three of them. Dark, wine-colored marks rise stark against the pale skin just below his jaw, little declarations of want, of mine, that you don’t even remember placing in the haze of it all.

You only realize what you’ve done when he steps out of the bathroom, steam curling around him, a towel slung dangerously low around his hips. Droplets cling to the planes of his chest, trailing down the carved lines of his abs before disappearing beneath the fluffy white fabric. Golden damp strands falls messily over his forehead, a rare, undone look that makes your heart stutter, and yet none of it compares to the sharp furrow of his brows as he catches his reflection in the mirror. His gaze narrows, jaw tightening as his fingers brush over the bruises on his neck - your marks - deep and dark against the warm, honeyed tone of his skin.

“…Seriously?” he mutters, dragging his fingers over one of the marks. His voice is tight. Disbelieving.

You wince. No time to run away now, safest bet is to curl up on the bed in one of his sleep shirts and peek over at him, already guilty.

“I didn’t mean to,” you whisper. “You just looked… so good. So handsome. It was a calling"

He turns, leveling you with that unreadable stare, flat and calm, but with something simmering underneath that stoic expression.

“You know I have a mission briefing tomorrow. With Gojo, no less.”

You pout, rolling onto your back, trying to play it off. “Oh, come on. Gojo’s probably hoping you show up with lovebites. We're newly weds, it's natural! He has them all the time.”

His brow twitches. “Gojo is not the standard for professional conduct.”

“I’m just saying, it’s kinda hot - ”

“Enough.” That voice. Deep. Clipped. Laced with authority that makes your core clench and your heart leap into your throat. He exhales through his nose and sits heavily at the edge of the bed, reaching for his watch.

“Come here.”

Your stomach flips. You know that voice. You know what that voice means.

“Kento, I didn’t mean - ” you start, already crawling toward him, the sheepish panic settling in.

He doesn’t look at you. “You’re a grown woman,” he says, low and firm. “You know better.”

You swallow hard, kneeling beside his thigh like a scolded puppy, all wide eyes and trembling hands. His gaze drops to you. Warm, but strict.

“Three marks,” he says, holding up his fingers. “Ten for each.”

You stare at him. “Th-Thirty?”

“You’ll count.”

Before you can even open your mouth to argue, he’s already moving, strong hands curling around your waist and manhandling you into place like you weigh nothing at all. He drags you across his lap effortlessly, your limbs fumbling to catch up as he positions you exactly how he wants: belly-down, ass up, face burning.

The fabric of his shirt - his shirt, the one you stole from his side of the closet- bunches around your waist as he hikes the hem up slowly. It pools above your hips, baring your ass entirely to the room. The cool air bites at your newly exposed skin. Goosebumps rise instantly, scattering across the soft swell of your thighs and the curve of your backside, tingling in anticipation. You squirm, suddenly hyperaware, of the tension in his thick, muscular thighs beneath you, of the warmth radiating off his body, of just how exposed and vulnerable you are. And yet, beneath all the embarrassment and shame…you’re soaking. Squirming even. Before you can get a word out his palm lands.

Crack. The sting blossoms sharp and immediate, a gasp flying from your lips. “O-One…” Another spank, harsher. Then another, and another, metronome-steady like the ticking of his cursed technique. “Two - ah - three…!”

By the tenth, your voice is already shaking. Wobbling at the edges of the numbers. By fifteen, your cheeks are wet. Broken little cries slipping from the drool pooling at your pretty lips. By twenty, you're sobbing, hips twitching, thighs trembling, drooling out ragged little gasps as your mind begins to fog. You can't help the nails digging into his skin. Not that he minds of course. Your skin is burning. Your cunt is soaked, pulsing with every smack, inner walls fluttering around nothing. You can feel how hard he is beneath you, the thick outline of his cock pressed against your belly. And it’s driving you insane, the ache, the heat, the cruel denial of it all.

“Twenty-eight…”

Voice cracking between whimpers, barely coherent now.

“Twenty-nine…”

The tears won't stop. The humiliation, the arousal, the overwhelming need - it’s too much.

“Thirty…”

The final spank lands with a sharp, echoing slap. You cry out, back arching, thighs clenching together as you squirm in his lap, wrecked and dripping. Another broken, sniffling as his hand comes to rest on your back - gentle now, soothing, stroking up and down your spine with the touch of someone who knows exactly how to bring you down from the edge.

“You understand why I had to do that, don’t you?” he murmurs.

You nod shakily, sniffling, voice barely a whisper. “Y-Yeah…”

“Good girl.”

The praise makes you whine, hips instinctively bucking toward the thick length pressing against your core. He lifts you slightly, just enough to shift your trembling body to straddle his lap, your sensitive cunt slicking against the fabric of the towel. His warm palm, bright red from all the spanking, comes to cup your cheek, thumb brushing a stray tear from your flushed face.

“You won’t be sitting properly tomorrow,” he murmurs, voice low and roughened around the edges. Those hazel eyes of his roam over your flushed face, your trembling thighs, the way your hips press down onto his lap like you’re chasing friction. “But that’s your own doing.”

A pathetic whimper escapes your throat, clinging to him with shaky arms, body all hot and needy, practically grinding against the hard line of him beneath his slacks. Shame and desire tangle tight in your gut, but you can’t help it - you need him.

“Please,” you breathe, voice breaking around the word. “Please, I - I need you…”

His stoic gaze flickers, softening just barely. The hand cupping your waist shifts, his thumb rising to trace over your bottom lip, watching how it trembles under his touch.

“And this won’t happen again,” he says, leaning in until his lips are a breath from yours, his voice calm with authority. “You’ll ask next time. Understood?”

A nod - fast, frantic, desperate. “Yes - yes, I’ll ask, I promise - I’ll be good, Kento, I’ll - ”

That’s all he needs. Capturing your mouth in a kiss that steals the air from your lungs, searing and possessive, his lips pressing hard and hot against yours like he’s claiming the apology right from your tongue. His grip tightens at your waist, dragging you forward, grinding you down against the softness of the towel and the hard-on desperately in need of attention.

You know he’s not letting you off the hook yet. But that throbbing ache between your legs? He’s about to take care of it - thoroughly.

[ghostgirl-22]

i think patrick is surprised at how loose art is when he fucks him for the first time until art admits tashi pegs him, which patrick teases him for all night long

sorry i’m not normal about them

No cause im not normal either as you can probably tell!

CW: 18+ NSFW

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Patrick is so excited. And it’s not that he’s some kinda freak with a virginity kink or something. It’s just the idea that Art, after all these years, has still never really been fucked by a man. The idea that Patrick could still be his first… he’s practically foaming at the mouth for the opportunity. 

Since New Rochelle Art has almost exclusively been on top. He seems to enjoy it and for Patrick it feels good but it doesn’t mean he wouldn’t still jump at the opportunity to fuck him.

Then one night… maybe four months into the pandemic its just the two of them alone, stocking up Tashi and Art’s summer home in the Hamptons for Tashi and Lily’s arrival the next afternoon. They’re kinda bored lounging by the pool. 

Patrick begs Art to let him fuck him  for the millionth time and Art for whatever reason  finally decides to let Patrick have it. 

Patrick is basically giddy seeking out lubricant from the pool house. Because actually yes, he is a freak with a virginity kink and it’s been so long since he’s had someone to deflower. Let alone it being another one of Art’s first sexual experiences.  

Art is spread out on the bed in the pool house guest suite. He doesn’t want to use the main room because “my mother in law stays in here whenever she’s in town. It feels wrong.” What also feels wrong is the 1950s style pink and green floral patterns and the over abundance of decorative pillows that they’ve mostly tossed onto the floor but Patrick doesnt comment on that. He can fuck them, he can’t give them style.

Art’s lying on his tummy. Finishing up a cherry popsicle that’s made his mouth all red. Swim trunks still damp from the pool and clinging to the curve of his bottom. Patrick stares at it while he overdoes it with the lube. He knows he’s a little a lot bigger than average. Knows it might be a lot to take for a first time.

“Gonna have to loosen you up for me, that okay?” Patrick says, softly while lowering the trunks, to reveal creamy soft pale skin. “Mm,” Art’s breath hitches. Patrick needs to work fast before Art changes his mind and keeps Patrick waiting forever. He’s teasing a lubed up finger in before he realizes what he’s doing. Surprisingly slips in quite smoothly, Art barely reacts outside of a soft little sigh. Patrick is a little bit miffed actually as he adds a second finger and then a third and he’s hardly met with much resistance as the tight ring of muscle gives readily to accomodate him. 

“Oh,” Art sighs as Patrick curls his fingers inside. “Fuck, right there.” he says like he already knows when Patrick’s fingertips brush against the smooth gland of his prostate. 

God either he’s made to be fucked like a whore or he’s fucking liar.

Patrick doesn’t ask questions. Not until after he’s got his dick inside. With the lube he slips in easily, the thick hefty length of him swallowed up by Art’s greedy hole like it’s fucking nothing. Patrick gasps as he’s engulfed by the tight wet heat of him. Art clenching around him.  Moaning right away as Patrick glides in and out. 

“‘m yes. Yes baby. Yes. Oh fuck. Fuck me baby. Fuck me with your big dick,” he whines out. 

Fucking liar. 

Before too long Art’s losing himself… arching up and pushing back on Patrick’s thrusts. And as much as Patrick desperately wanted to be the first, this is still pretty fucking hot. It’s when Art cries out Tashi’s name, not once but multiple times while Patrick is fucking into him that Patrick starts to put two and two together. 

“Oh Tash… please baby. Oh fuck… feelssogood.”

Patrick’s brain is suddenly staticking. He can imagine Tashi with a big thick dildo, making Art suck it while she holds it between her thighs, before she makes him bend over and so she can shove it inside him. Imagines her fully strapped, a big fat plastic cock slamming into his pert little ass while he washes up the dishes late at night.

“She’s been fucking you, huh?” Patrick hisses. “I’m not your fucking first cause your gorgeous little wife has been loosening you up for years.” 

“Yes…yes… oh god… oh fuck…” Art gasps out. He’s up on his hands and knees mow, moaning nonsensically. Patrick’s got a brusing tight grip on his waist, fucking into him doggy style. 

“God i bet she fucks you like a slut.” Patrick gasps, smacking his ass and moving faster. 

“Mm fuck…just like a slut…yes.” Art groans out.   

“Bet you need the biggest size… need her to fucking stretch you out. Need to feel so fucking full she can feel it bulging from the outside while you beg her to come inside you.” Patrick doesn’t know what he’s saying but Art starts gasping, 

“nngh yes… Patrick oh fuck… gonna cum on your big dick… gonna…oh fuck…”  and Patrick watches him go off untouched all over the floral patterns on the bedspread. He falls over the edge right away, his balls seizing up, fingerstips digging harder into Art’s waist as he stills and buries his load deep inside. 

Art collapses into the wet spot and Patrick shoves him over so he has space to lay down next to him on the crowded full sized bed. 

“You’re a little freak.” Patrick whispers breathlessly. “I’ve never been fucked before. It’s my first time.” He says, mocking Art’s voice while messing with his coiffed hair.

Art pushes him off. He’s all flushed and fucked out, chest heaving still. “You never asked me if I’d been fucked. You asked me if I’d ever been fucked by a man. And I hadn’t.” 

“Oh fine, you get away with hiding that from me on a fucking technicality,” Patrick smirks. 

“I’m not hiding anything.” Art murmurs, resting on Patrick’s bare chest.

“Not anymore you’re not, because I’m absolutely going to need to be there the next time she fucks you.” 

[theplaid-wearingmoose]

Lay All Your Love On Me ~Miguel O'Hara x Reader fluff~

Warnings: jealous!Miguel, kinda angsty. I think that's it.

Being in the Spider Society, you didn't often have days off. There was always some Earth in a crisis that needed saving. So when your friends came to you with the idea of a karaoke night at Headquarters, you were overjoyed with the thought. "Great! Soooo you ask Miguel." Gwen said, causing your smile to drop. "Hang on, why do I have to ask Miguel?" You questioned, the idea of going to your super scary (yet super hot) boss to ask if you could set up a karaoke night was terrifying. "C'mon Y/N! Everyone knows Miguel will say yes if you ask him. You're his favorite!" Pav exclaimed. You felt your cheeks heat and you scoffed. "Miguel doesn't have favorites, Pav. And even if he did, I definitely would not be one of them. I annoy him all the time."

"Pav's right, girly." Hobie interjected, hanging from the ceiling in front of you. "Boss man definitely fancies you. He's just too broody to say anything." You felt your face heat up more and your heart thudded in your chest at your friends' teasing. Sure you liked Miguel, but there was no way he thought of you like that. He always seemed so serious with you.

"You guys are absolutely crazy if you think Miguel would ever..." Your voice trailed off as your senses tingled and you felt a looming presence behind you.

"If Miguel would ever what?"

The deep voice of your boss rumbled in your ear. Startled, you spun quickly on your heels and you could feel your hands getting sweaty like you were just caught stealing or something.

"Oh! Umm, h-hi Miguel! We were just talking about a fun activity for the Spiders. You know, for...morale?" You answered, sheepishly. Miguel sighed and looked at you with an unamused look. "What did you have in mind?" He asked, though his tone didn't have much enthusiasm to it. Encouraged by him not saying no outright, you launched into your pitch. "We want to do a karaoke night here at HQ. Nothing crazy! But some food, music, it'll be fun!" You assured. Miguel's eyes narrowed and you could tell he was about to say no. Without thinking, you grabbed his arm and looked at him with wide, pleading eyes. "Pleeeease Miguel! I promise we'll clean everything up when we're done, it'll be like we were never here."

Miguel's eyes softened and he sighed again, knowing he was gonna cave as soon as you looked at him with those eyes. Your hands on his bicep had his heart racing but he had to keep it cool in front of the other Spiders with you.

".....fine. But nothing crazy and EVERYTHING better be spotless by the next morning." He relented. You let out a squeal of excitement and threw your arms around his neck, forgetting yourself for a minute. "Oh thank you so much Miguel!" Suddenly remembering where you were, you quickly let go of him and backed up. "Sorry boss." You laughed, nervously. Miguel didn't say anything as you turned back to your friends and walked away, making plans excitedly. You were so focused on that you didn't see Miguel's face turn red or Hobie throwing him a knowing smirk...

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Spreading the word and getting other Spiders to agree to the karaoke night was easier than expected. The response was very enthusiastic and turnout was amazing. You watched happily as your friends sang and danced on the stage. You stayed off to the side with a drink in your hand, listening to your friends. You didn't notice Miguel appearing at your side. "You're not up there with them." His voice in your ear making you jump. "Miguel! I didn't know you were coming." You replied, grinning. Miguel shrugged. "Figured I'd come by and see how it was going. I can see the response was very positive." You flashed him another excited smile. "Definitely! Thank you again for letting us do this. I think everyone is really having a good time." Miguel hummed into his drink. You nudged him playfully with your elbow. "You sure you didn't come by to show us all your singing talents?" You teased. Miguel scoffed. "Absolutely not. I'm just here to make sure you guys don't destroy the place. What about you? Why aren't you up there, arañita?"

You laughed, your face heating up at the nickname. "Oh no. I, uh, don't sing." You were half telling the truth. You often sang to yourself, sometimes while swinging through the city or making dinner for yourself in your apartment. Before you were bitten by that spider, you were in drama school. But you can't exactly save the city and make it to rehearsals and auditions. So you sadly had to give up your Broadway dreams and settle. But that never stopped you from living out your Grizabella fantasy by belting Memory from the top of the Chrysler Building at midnight.

Disappointment flashed across Miguel's face before he could stop himself. He knew you were lying. He had background files on every Spider Person that was a member of the Spider Society. He knew about your musical talent and most of his reason for agreeing to this karaoke thing was so he could hear you sing in person. Before he could say anything, Gwen and Hobie rushed over to you and dragged you towards the stage. Miguel smiled softly to himself as your protests were ignored by your friends. In truth, you did want to sing, it just reminded you of your lost dream when you did so you kept it to yourself, only singing when you were alone. But tonight, your friends weren't going to allow any of that. Ben Reilly met you on stage with more of the Spiders and your friends joined you. You recognized the intro to one of your favorite Mamma Mia songs and giggled as you began dancing with Ben.

Miguel felt his joy in seeing you so happy twist into jealousy as he watched Ben take your hand and spin you around as you both sang together. You sounded so beautiful as you sang into your mic and it seemed almost rehearsed as the other Spiders danced and sang their parts behind you.

Don't go wasting your emotion Lay all your love on me Don't go sharing your devotion Lay all your love on me

The lyrics echoed exactly how Miguel felt. He knew you weren't into Ben or any of the other Spiders, he knew that. But seeing you up there enjoying yourself with another man while he stayed back, hiding his feelings for you like a coward, filled his chest with envy and anger. The green monster inside him began to grow bigger and he knew he had to appease it soon.

Your voice brought him out of his thoughts as you started your second verse. He stared at you, shamelessly enthralled at the way you commanded the stage, even for a silly karaoke night. The way you moved and danced had him hooked even deeper. You danced past Hobie and for a second, Miguel glanced at him. Noticing that Hobie was watching him, he did a double take and brought his gaze back to the sly grin of the Spider. Hobie smirked as he made eye contact with Miguel and jerked his head in your direction. Miguel frowned, silently telling Hobie to shut it. Hobie shrugged at him and started to dance with you. Miguel's heart thudded in his chest as he watched Hobie spin you. He knew Hobie was trying to rile him up and it was absolutely working. He couldn't take much more of this...

A web attached to his chest and he was yanked towards the stage before it could even register in his mind. You were still dancing with Hobie, facing away from him, and he saw the web belonged to Peter B., who was gesturing towards you. Miguel glared and shook his head. He turned to leave but found his path blocked by Gwen and Ben, giving him knowing grins while Noir made a "turn around" motion. Miguel turned back and looked at you nervously, still oblivious to him being there.

Suddenly, he felt a shove on his back, launching him forward. At the same time, Hobie spun you right into Miguel's arms. The other spiders erupted into cheers and you noticed Miguel's face reddening quickly. You felt your own face heat up but you noticed your friends cheering you behind him. You could hear shouts of "Kiss! Kiss!" and Miguel seemed embarrassed but didn't make any motion to move away from you. In fact, his eyes were searching yours as if he was unsure of what to do next. Emboldened by your friends and your own feelings, you grinned at him and pulled his face towards yours. He gasped in surprise against your lips but quickly held you tighter as he deepened the kiss. You felt him groan softly, the vibrations of his voice humming in his throat against your hands.

The whole crowd exploded with cheers and applause, your friends the loudest of all. The song played behind you, the other spiders dancing the choreography around you and Miguel. You pulled away just enough to smile at him. He sighed and grinned back at you, a real, soft, genuine smile on his face. Still holding you, he pulled you closer and leaned down to whisper in your ear. "You wanna get out of here?" He asked, his nerves returning for a moment. You smiled and nodded, taking his hand. Your friends cheered as the two of you shot a web to the ceiling and swung out of there, hand in hand.

You didn't see it of course but Gwen, Hobie, Peter B, Pav, and Miles all high fived each other watching you swing off with Miguel.

"Mission accomplished."

[soliadiaz]

a little 8x11 coda about buck calling eddie:

"hey, eddie, um- remember tommy?"

"what? yeah, i remember... him. why you asking?"

"soo... crazy thing happened, i run into him last night and we talked, and he said you stopped talking with him after we broke up, which is hot, thank you for that, anyway, you know i kinda felt lonely and i was drunk so i took him to our house, sorry, your house, sorry, my house now i guess, anywayyy yeah things happened, you know, things, whatever, not the point here, and then he, hear that, says that we could try again now that the competition's is out of the way, and like what the fuck does that mean? he thought you were a competition, he thought he was a competition to you. but like that's not it at all, right? cause first of all you're straight, like duh, and it's not like i'm once again living in my invisible partner's house, cause it's not like that, right? it's not. and then, can you believe it, i talked about it with maddie, and she said it wouldn't be that crazy if i was in love with you. her words, not mine! well, not entirely her words but whatever cause it would be crazy, right? right? but then i said i thought about calling tommy again- no, don't interrupt me, i know, i didn't- and she said i should call you instead, and well, now i'm calling you, aren't i?"

"..."

"you don't have to say anything, i just needed to talk to you but i don't actually know what i'm saying."

"um... that's a lot to take in but... first of all, a competition? pff, like he'd stand a chance."

"yeah, exactly! wait, what?"

"what?"

"what do you mean like he'd stand a chance? you're not competing with him here."

"yeah, cause i'd win anyway. that's what i'm saying."

"no, wait, like- what are you winning here?"

"well... you, i guess?"

*buck chokes*

"what do you mean me?"

"why are you acting weird about that?"

"i'm acting weird? eddie, you just said you would win me as if you would compete for me. romantically."

"oh..."

"yeah... oh..."

*silence*

"eddie, did you hear what i said before? cause i don't think you would say that if you actually heard."

"heard what?"

"i said tommy and maddie implied that i'm in love with you. and you're here saying that you'd win me. when you're straight."

"well..."

"well what?"

"i wouldn't be so sure..."

"about what? me not being in love with you?"

"what? no, i meant the other thing."

"what other thing? you don't think that you'd win me now?"

"buck. don't make me say it."

"eddie... i need you to tell me exactly what you mean."

"okay- okay, i meant that i wouldn't be so sure about me being straight."

"eddie... are you saying... what i think you're saying?"

"that depends on what you think i'm saying."

"i think you're saying that you're not straight and that you would compete for me. like these two things can be related."

"i mean... they could be."

"eddie, i'm losing my mind, what do you mean they could be? you made it clear that you're not an option for me!"

"when the hell did i say that? also me being an option for you? you just said you're not in love with me!"

"you said me liking guys doesn't change a thing between us! and do you want me to be?"

"i was being supportive! and what if i do?!"

"eddie…"

"what?!"

*long silence*

“you really don't have to compete.”

“is this you saying i don't have a chance?”

“eddie, you have all the chances but you don't need them. you won the very first round with no competition. you won the very first shift.”

“buck…”

“eddie, i miss you. so much.”

“i miss you too… but can i say something?”

“go ahead.”

“it wouldn't be that crazy if i was in love with you too.”

[physics-of-one-piece]

Part 12 of Punk Hazard Dub Watch Party

614

Chopper & Mocha 😭😭

Luffy is out the dumpster

Luffy FINALLY using Conqueror Haki, about damn time.

I love angry Dub Luffy. He even sounds properly grown-up when angry.

“Good.” (Drops him) Okay, angry Dub Luffy is hot wow 😳😳 (makes notes for Merlot & Primroses bcs this would be done by Doffy too, no I don’t take arguments)

615

“How is some stupid gas outpacing me?”

“Because you keep going in the wrong direction.”

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Usopp on the other side of the door where Caesar is, he has the worst luck 🤣🤣

I love when Luffy turns serious. Just love it.

EE DOFFY MENTION.

AND DOFFY PIC

He’s so sexy.

“The world’s most dangerous warlord.” HA, I TOLD YOU ALL, I ALWAYS SAY HE IS THE MOST DANGEROUS WARLORD, love being right.

“Doesn’t it send a chill down your spine?” Not really, no. Smiles are like 10% likely to succeed I’m better off searching for a real Devil Fruit if I’m THAT desperate. And SMILE made Eaters are completely ridiculous, too, so… yeah, I was like expecting Kaido’s army to be scary but it was just… not.

“Doflamingo… the four emperors… tell me, do you truly have the guts to pick a fight with them?”

People really do NOT know Luffy 🤣

“What’d you say?” Dub Luffy is fckn badass ohoho

Proof Luffy is Doffy's D. kid part 1 ☝🏻

Ohoho here it comes.

“I’m picking a fight. That’s what I’ve been doing my whole life!”

And he sent Caesar flying like a boss

Dub Luffy I love you. Omg what a badass

Eee 616 is next ep where Doffy will appear, Dub Doffy my love and Dub Law about to cut the SAD and Vergo in half oooh I can’t wait.

When Dub Luffy gets serious he sounds more adult, which is just wonderful

616

“The craziest pirate of them all.” (Shows Doflamingo) I feel so seen cus my thoughts exactly.

Toei are such Doffy fans, I see you Toei, I see you, thank you Toei. He is just so freaky (in a good way) and sexually shown like he fucks and they want us all to know it and that he would fuck the viewer too which yeah I’n down, is he free tonight?

The absolute fucking silence of Luffy and him just walking toward Caesar while Caesar panics and talks… yeah, he’s Doffy’s D. kid, they’re very much alike here 🤣🤣

Luffy starting to swing his arm to get ready for a punch hahahahaha I love him

“How about you listen to me? I’m not scared of you!”

Law my baby 🥹

Zoro is still lost 🤣🤣

“Well done, Smoker. I can take things from here. Thanks for keeping your end of the deal.” YESSS, DUB LAW IS BACK LET’S GOOO HE IS ABOUT TO CRUSH VERGO YES YES YES YES GET HIM LAW

Law adding that Mr Vergo oh Dub Law is so snarky I love him

“But I don’t think you’ll be sitting on the throne of power forever. Either of you!” YEAAAH!

Yes! Dub Doffy 🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳😍😍💕💕💕

“You’re about to lose your right-hand man.” & “That means you can kiss your supply of SAD goodbye.”

“You didn’t see this coming because you were overconfident. You always have been.” God I love Dub Law

“So please, feel free cackling like an arrogant idiot while you plot your next move.” Omg Dub Law is destroying him hahahaha omg

“You do a pretty decent job of acting like a tough guy, runt!” Gosh, Dub Doffy calling Law a runt is kinda cute awww

“Think about what happened last time.” You mfr, Dub Doffy, I have PTSD stop 😭😭 also I love how his voice lowers and just sounds so DANGEROUS when he’s serious and threatening, like wow

“How did that turn out for you?” Gosh, I can FEEL like he’s condescendingly cooing at Law OH I AM GONNA AAAAA

“Not very well. You crossed Vergo. And what did he do to you then?” Law literally from what I remember of that didn’t attack Vergo back then? He literally was crying and begging him to stop. He didn’t cross shit. He was 13 and scared and dying 😭😭😭 FUCK YOU LEAVE LAW ALONE 😭😭😭

I adore Dub Doffy omg

“You remember… I’m sure it was quite traumatic.” Dub Doffy does not hold back that is cruel. Aight. Cut em Law. That’s enough of victim blaming from them for today.

Wohooo!

That’s for Cora, Vergo, you bastard! MY BBY LAW I’M SO PROUD OF YOU 🥹🥹🥹🫶🏻🎉🎉🎉

“Here we are, Joker. I opened the gate.” Yesss, Dub Law! 🥳🥳🎉🎉

“The gears are broken. There is no turning back for anyone.”

Doffy 😍😍 even if he is angry 😭

Tagging my Doffy moots: @fanaticsnail @moonbaby26 @ohnomyhooves @daydreamer-in-training @dummyduck44 @doffyslittledove @shanalikeanna

[yourresidentstanlover]

ughghgh why does creativity always hit right when i'm doin something important >:(

anyways, have some emmafiddlestan headcanon stuff:

fidds is ftm and emma-may is mtf (t4t fiddemma let's go babyyyyyyy)

stan shows up and stuff happens like in canon, but fidds comes to the shack to check on ford after getting a bad feeling, and finds stan instead

uhh something something, sexual tension, fidds mentions he has a wife and kid, and stan feels so guilty for having feelings for a married man

(I want to make a note here: fidds and emma aren't divorced yet, but they are going through a rough patch bc fidds' behavior has changed because of the memory gun. emma thinks he's addicted to drugs or alcohol, and fidds refuses to tell the truth (he is genuinely addicted, just not in the conventional way ig))

BUT stan helps fidds talk to emma, and she brings tate with her to gravity falls in an attempt to fix things (no one else knows about the memory gun yet)

then oh no! fidds' wife is insanely hot! stan's in love with both of them! (cue the bisexual panic)

also stan is like the cool uncle to tate, and he teaches him how to pick locks and hotwire cars (much to fidds' and emma-may's dismay lol)

then fidds starts flirting with stan, and oh man he wants to flirt back so bad, but how the hell can he flirt with someone whose wife is in the next room over???

oh no emma's flirting with him too??? what the fuck man this is confusing stan

eventually he brings them both in the same room and is like "idk guys you're married and i've dealt with enough married couples to know this won't end well" (i'll elaborate on that in a sec)

then fidds and emma-may start laughing because they both know about each other's crush on stan, and they forgot to tell him

then they fuck about it or somethin idk i'll figure that out later lol

(about the married couple thing) ok soooo i'm thinkin stan slept with married men while in drag (gotta charge extra, y'know?) and has been yelled at and chased by several different wives. nothin' personal he just wanted the money lol

ALSO drag queen stan getting makeup tips from emma-may :3

i've kinda got somethin for that boppin around in my head:

Stan tries not to squirm as Emma-May holds his head still. She's been helping him with his makeup for a bit, trying different styles of eyeliner.

"Hold on sugar, I'm almost done," she says, voice dripping with honey.

The eyeliner pencil goes over his eye in one more pass before she decides it's good enough.

"How's that?" she asks, holding a mirror up to his face.

Damn. He looks good. Really good. Stan's honestly surprised that Emma was so good at eye makeup, since hers were always covered by her curly hair.

Stan was perfectly capable of doing his own makeup, but there was something so intimate about trusting someone else to be so close to your face, such a delicate and vulnerable part of the body. Plus, the feeling of Emma's hands on his face felt pretty nice.

Speaking of which-- Emma's hands trail down the sides of Stan's face to cup his jaw. She gives him a smile before pressing a quick peck to his lips.

He looks her in the eye (or tries to, anyways. It's hard to see them through her hair. How she saw through it was unknown), and can't help but have a goofy grin on his face.

Behind him, he hears a whistle. "Well damn, darlin', you look swell," Fidds says, putting down the contraption he was tinkering with.

Stan blushes at the compliment, leaning over to FIddleford to give him a quick kiss, too.

Stanley wasn't sure how he got so lucky, but he finds that he doesn't care. All that matters is having his new family.

aaaaaand now for your regularly-scheduled angst:

fidds is still running the society of the blind eye, and he's doing it behind stan and emma's backs

when they find out about the memory gun, they all get into a huge argument over it

stan tries to keep them together for a bit, but when the whole cult business is revealed, it's the last straw for emma-may

she takes tate and leaves, and apologizes to stan. she really does want to stay with him, but stan has to stay and work on the portal, and emma doesn't want tate to be around a literal cult leader

they part ways and stan is heartbroken that he lost two of the people that he loved so much

fidds disappeared after emma left, started to spiral with his use of the memory gun

stan tried to help him a few times, but ultimately decided that fiddleford couldn't be helped if he didn't want help

imagine after the show ends, and stan and ford come back from their first sailing trip. stan finds emma-may in gravity falls, visiting tate. he hasn't talked to her in over 30 years, let alone seen her.

and dammit, she's aged like a fine wine. ford essentially shoves stan into a conversation with her, and they reconcile.

fiddleford has regained a lot of his memories, and is doing a lot better, now. he sees emma and apologizes for the way things happened 30 years ago

she's not quite ready to take fidds back yet, but they keep in contact and are on friendly terms

then eventually, they become a polycule once again, and stan has all of the people that he lost so long ago.

the end, or whatever lol

i think i might write a fic about this cause i reeeeeaaally like it (especially emma and stan hehe)

imagine being dipper and mabel coming back the next summer: grunkle stan is dating old man mcgucket and there's a woman they've never seen before that's living there as well. wait what do you mean that's mcgucket's ex-wife? stan is dating mcgucket's ex-wife?! and mcgucket!? and his ex-wife is also dating him again!??

the kids don't really care tho, cause now mabel has a cool aunt and dipper can ask fiddleford about his inventions

[midnight1nk]

So, this week's episode...

[Spoilers below cut]

*GASP*

....chat. wha?

(the following is my live reaction:)

Ad time? ad time.

SMG4: "You just had to call them [the girls] yucky." *wheeze* 3 really?

*helicopter explosion* ← I did tell yall I have a terrible sense of humor. ofc I would laugh at that

now we can start :)

oh Karen, what's wrong? Uh oh, don't tell me...

GODAMMIT

I knew that second teaser had to do something with Mario going after Karen and/or her kids

YEAH FUCK THE POLICE, IT'S TIME FOR A MOM TO TAKE MATTERS INTO HER OWN HANDS

PFFT the profile pic I least expected to pop up (srs, last episode she had bootleg plush 4 as pfp) when was this pic even taken???

he really is a clown 🤡 *clown horn sounds*

...huh. 3 would do that, wouldn't he?

really? "Mario waits for the bus"? you didn't even get past that starting screen

:O

WOAH WOAH ok, everyone chill out.

3, you probably could've worded that better. did you really have to go that far?

and Karen, I was wondering: where were you before this happened? Genuinely, I'm blaming you for the situation but you're usually near your kids so maybe it was just a quick errand? WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN THE LAST EPISODE AND THIS ONE?

BEEG4?! LET'S GOOOOO WE'RE SO BACK

dude, I seriously cheered. I mean, hey any chance to have the SMG4 kids for an episode is a win in my book

that's his boy!!!

🥹 he's so sweet oh my god

it's like he gave me hot chocolate and wrapped me up in a blanket, and this wasn't even directed at me

somehow my subcategory of fave characters fully has a "caring and supporting talk while getting a ride home from the airport" vibe

how can you hate 4? no, like seriously, how can you hate him? i don't get it

we gotta move on or else I'm gonna start chasing haters around with a bat

YES KAREN & 4 TEAM UP IS BACK (now with beeg4)

amazon? don't tell me the monopoly man is involved

they call him Uncle Mario? noooo don't do that to me

and the parenting episode came back for this *head in hands*

😦 we finally got a voice

Mario did it so Karen could relax from the stress? Hmm, while it would be something Mario would do, it still feels off. idk I just have a bad feeling something was done to Mario

yeah, it's not helpful, but aw 💙

GOTTA GO FAST GOTTA GO— *gets run over by a bus* OH C'MON

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THAT TOY WAS RELEVANT?! *facepalm* omg I should've known

LET'S GO? OK TEAM UP

finally, welcome back "We Must Kill Mario"

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED

...ngl he kinda gives me Niles vibes

Mr. WPNZ, huh? 🤔 hmmmmmm

still don't trust any of this (probably insane)

😦 IT'S THE ORGANIZATION, IT'S THEM AND YOU CAN'T TELL ME OTHERWISE

(not that I'm Mr WPNZ is the boss, just that he's part of it)

ZACK NO

CORY NOT YOU TOO

NONONONONONONNONONO

*head in hands* I was afraid this would happen

listen, I remember clips of this shitty movie (idk how long ago), that basically these child soldiers were given VR headsets by this secret organization, being told that it's just videogame for training. The twist was that the children were actually killing real people. it's basically that here

it's going to be "oh, you thought that this was fun? wait until you do the real thing" *head in hands* Karen please get there on time

oh boy

Karen Karen, ik you're desperate and trying to find your kids but there's no need to interrogate Luigi like this

save that energy for the real deal

oh. well that was a quick scene

>:(

*sigh* It's the father. Like, I was thinking about it in the back of my mind palace and didn't want to say anything until now

Still polishing the analysis but I did suspect that the father was going to come into the picture again, in three ways to be exact: The Sacrifice, The Protector, or The Lost Cause. And it's unfortunately, that last one

it makes sense why the father would be here taking the kids. The secret organization already knows about the kids and Karen not taking any of their orders. So, they would have to take drastic measures to get Karen to do what they want, and why not send out the person related to the family? After all, they can't send out the boss with the scary voice to talk with the kids. Have a friendly and charming face, one that the kids could relate to and trust

But clearly, he's the absent father

NONONO WHERE DID HE TAKE THEM?

WHAT DID I SAY? I knew they must've had advanced technology based on the walkie-talkie alone, or at least what they picked for inspiration from informants (could be the government-level or something similar???)

Now, this is going to be me full-on hating on this dude, and totally believing that this is the actual father, so if you want to skip ahead, you can. I just need to get it out of my system: Oh right, listen here you piece of shit. You better not play yourself the victim here just bc "oh the organization brainwashed me", bc guess what? you did all that willingly. You chose to stay behind instead of running away with Karen or having the guts to go against the organization. You chose to accept the mission handed to you to go after your own kids and recruit them through manipulation. You chose to see you kids only when it's convenient to you and your boss. You chose to bash Karen when never once have you been an actual father in their lives. Oh, and what's more? You're clearly insecure and jealous bc Karen was the best agent the organization had, they went for her on that hit for Marty instead of you. Count your days, you and the organization have nothing against the wrath of a mother.

*flips desk*

ok, now i'm done. let's continue

Mario, it's best if you start talking or Karen's going to get the wrong idea

OH, the walkie-talkie! it should still be here, right? near the boxes? Karen did see Mario with it on the security footage, maybe she can connect the dots!

...WHAT? the end credits?! you can't end it there! AND no end theme music either?! TEAM YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO US

Let's see, Gianni Matragrano as Mr. WPNZ? Well, that confirms several of my suspicions. Though, I'm not familiar with the VA

Huh, apparently he's a VA for Glitch's Gaslight District series. Yeah, that makes sense. Still not that familiar to me tho, I'm sure other people will recognize him.

Congrats to The_StUpid_VeLL for your art being featured at the end credits! 🎉

.・-: ✧ :--: ✧ :-・.

Ok, first off, can I say the thumbnail did not need to go this hard? Ben, you REALLY cooked.

Ben: "Drawing blood on smg4 characters is my passion :3"

Yeah, I could tell, now more so in your new AU. but I also don't like the implications we're going to get from this and no, I'll try not to bring 4's left eye into discussion.

This was a pretty cool episode, love how the Team brought back elements from the "We Must Kill Mario" and "Mario Teaches Parenting" episodes. Pacing on a few (very few) parts could've been better, like the Luigi interrogation scene felt too quick idk. But overall, pretty good! There were definitely funny parts, some were sweet. One was 3 going after Karen's neck like sheesh, that was harsh. And I know we're trying to guess who Mr. WPNZ is and how the plot's going to go, but man. The Crew cannot catch a break.

It's sad to think about Karen trying so hard to forget her past as her way to move on but that organization keeps bothering her, and now involving the kids in this. And the thing is the kids don't even know about her past, naturally they wouldn't know how bad this is going to get. Then, there's the father. From the way he's been, I'm 95% sure it's really him. I'll talk about this more in my analysis but I could tell from the captions alone. It simply makes sense. oops, all trauma!

I think the plot could lead up to the kids being used as leverage against Karen. The ultimate deal would be: the kids becoming future assassins or Karen giving herself up and returning to the organization. Them or her. Both options are bad bc either way, the organization would have the kids in their custody. Not sure how the Team's going to go with this, but I hope Karen doesn't forgive the father of her kids. Just let Karen kick their asses 😌↕️ It's all I ask.

And if I tell you this show's about all types of love, including familial?

Like I said, I'll be talking about it more in my analysis, and I'm still thinking about Marty and Karen needing a job, but this is what I have to offer for now! I'll see you all next time and remember: numbers go first!

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hey Team, don't think I haven't seen that door. ever since we brought it up, it's come to haunt me every chance it gets.

fine fine, I'll work on the ref sheets. not now but soon.

[avaredava]

Oh lord have mercy.

Imagine you're a video editor. You're hired to edit porn videos...yes we're open minded and get paid a lot for it.

I'm really seeing Suguru but could absolutely work with Satoru, Toji, maybe Sukuna (my man thoo)

I mean, I could say more but ugh your smutty little brain is so good I don't *need* to say more

Kisses 😘🧎‍♀️

HELL YEAH I love your ur brain more queen

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MDNI

Master list's

⯌Sum

You're always behind the screen editing porn… maybe you’ll be in front of it this time.

⯌ Wc

0.8k

Not proof read and sorry its kinda shorttt

⯌ Warnings

Oral m!receiving, porn, uploading nudes without permission but reader didn’t mind <3, live stream of sex, degradtion, penis in vag sex, unprotected (wrap before you tap), spit, saliva, creampies, breeding kink.

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Click 

That was the average sound of you sending another edited video making sure it wasn’t blurry and shit like that. That perfect 4k video was sent to none other than Suguru Geto.

A famous porn star.

You two were close. Bestfriends. But boundaries were slim that's why you were perfectly fine doing all of this. 

He doesn’t even fuck other girls but all he does is masturbation and a shit load of toys on his big cock. Yet it’s just him, he has millions of twitter followers. So you get paid quite well.

He sent you another video, it was him whimpering like a little bitch, stroking his cock sluggish and drawn out. You can lie, sometimes it makes you horny. In your defence you’re just a woman!

It was quite a blurry video. It was annoying that he couldn’t get a new camera. You didn’t mind because you have a daily editing job just because his camera is super blurry.

You went and changed the settings making it so clear, it’s basically better than your eyesight. The thick throbbing veins and the shiny white pre-cum is such a pretty sight. Before you got too into it, you quickly sent it to him. With that you slammed your computer shut.

_

Suguru got the message and almost uploaded it before he realized… that’s not his cock. That's a pussy. A cleanly shaved wet video of a pussy. And it’s a pretty one too.

Yeah unfortunately you shut your computer too quickly to check. And you like editing your own videos. You need to practice your editing skills somewhere!

But he uploaded it anyway.

It blew up so fast. Thousands of likes, of just you fingering your pussy, with sweet moaning sounds in the background. Yeah he really liked it too. You open his twitter account to see how the video was doing.

 You saw what he posted and your heart dropped.

But in a weird way you felt good looking at all the good, postive comments. Saying how pretty you looked. But one made you soaked.

 “Bro, Suguru and this chick should do a video together. It would be mouth watering.” 

You gulped when you got a text from Suguru. It was a screen shot of that comment with an “?” under it. 

That's how you ended up driving to his house with a shaky hand on the wheel. When you pulled up front you were shocked at how fancy the mansion was. But all you could really think about was having that cock you had to look at for years over screen and hope you had it, was finally gonna be inside of you.

At least that’s what you hoped.

When you got in he already was naked and had a live stream on. He quickly undressed you and forced you on your knees. Everyone was freaking in the comments on how this is the first time he did porn with someone and how you were so hot. 

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You were giving mind shattering head for hours, and more, and more people joined the live. You were getting needy. Especially with the fact you couldn’t touch yourself since your hands were tied behind your back.

He finally pulled his cock out of your warm mouth that had saliva running out of it down your chin, which he seemed to like. (and the rest of the viewers.)

He turned you around and you fell into a deep arch since your knees were only on the ground and you couldn’t catch yourself since your hands were tied. He moved the camera to have a clear view of your pussy and ass and his cock for a close up.

You sobbed when he slammed in, hard and fast. No lingering and slowness like his jerking off videos, just complete feral, animalistic thrusts, of his taking of whats his. You were his best friend but god he’s always wanted you and this is just making him act like an animal who hasn't eaten in days. 

He wrapped his arm around your body rubbing quick circles on your clit. He was getting so close. So, so close.

And people watching isn’t okay with him right now. 

He threw the camera. 

“Take it you stupid slut.” He said, his teeth clenched in a voice that made you clench around him. 

He came almost instantly. His cum drizzling down your legs as he tried to keep fucking it into you like a man with no brain. Both of your fluids mixed creating something he thought was the most beautiful thing ever. (It was)

You passed out after a mind shattering orgasm, Suguru took some pics of your cream pied pussy and posted it after the live ended quickly because of him.

He held you close, both falling asleep in his comfy bed.

Later on the both of you made your own twitter channel. (it blew up)

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If you want this re-written i understand this isn't one of my best sorryyy

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

FOR THE GIVE ME A CHARACTER, CAN YOU DO TWO BIT

OFC I CAN HON!!! (ask game here!!)

Two Bit is unfortunately one of those characters I never talk about but I need you to know I have him vibratin at lightnin speeds in my brain. He's easy to misunderstand I fear. both in n out of canon which is kinda the tragedy of his character I s'ppose. he's a joke. a he's the comic relief. he knows he ain't worth nothin. his self esteem is the worst you've ever seen. he talks like he thinks he's hot shit. he drinks for courage n drinks for distance n drinks cause no one ever stops him. he thinks he's stupid. he goes to school cause that's where his friends are! n cause he don't think he could ever hold down a job. he's terrified a endin up like his dad. he wants to make his ma proud. he knows he can't. he falls victim to the same fallacy as soda. he looks fine. so no one ever asks him more.

my ships for two!! unfortunately I don't really go for any two bit ships!! I think him n marcia are cute but it don't really pique my interest enough to really explore (I'm so sorry to my marbit lovers!! I think they're sweet!! honest!!)

as far as non romantic relationships/ friendships I adore my GOD do NOT get me goin on Steve, Soda, Two trio. they are kinda. everythin to me. two's always dickin around the DX n buggin Steve n Soda when he skips! they get REAL into startin a band!! once a month two of em get overly involved on a prank on the other!! they are perhaps the most chaotic trio in tusla!! not an ounce a sense between them n the means to get into any typa trouble a person could possibly get into!! I could go on forever actually. they're so silly to me god I adore em.

my unpopular opinion about two! hmm I'm not sure!! I gotta think!! OH! well I dunno if this counts but I often feel like two as an individual character gets over looked way too often!! I see him talked about in the context of other characters real often but never much about just him. he's so much more then just a funny kid n I really wish people talked about him more!!

one thing I wish had happened I canon!! I wish real bad we had gotten to see more of two interact one on one with the other characters!! ESPECIALLY johnny!! I feel like there was so much complexity there with Johnny n Two's friendship (Two who was so used to people laughin at his jokes n never seein more n Johnny who could see right past that. Two who was clearly real protective over the kid n hated his mother for what she did to him. but calls her a 'damn drunk' n knows he really ain't that much different) That or more of his own grief after Johnny n Dallas! he lost two brothers. when does he get to grieve?

AOUGH!! TWO BIT MATHEWS MY BELOVED. I'm gonna cut it off there but know I could talk about him til the end a time.

[tul1ppp]

Ningselle x fem reader

Synopsis: You were the new girl in the school and you were so naive thinking the two popular girls Ningning and Giselle only wanted to be your friends little did you know what they actually wanted.

Soft dom Ningning & Rough top Giselle

Warnings: threesom, dub con at the start, petnames, fingering, kinda obsessive ningselle, reader naive, a bit of manipulation, probably some other stuff I forgot

"Hey!! Your y/n right?" A girl with dark blonde hair ran over to you in the hallway with a brunette girl slowly following her.

"Yes" you gave a small but genuine smile "and who are you? If you don't mind me asking,"

"I'm Ningning and this is my best friend Giselle!" The shorter exclaimed pulling the brunette closer to her "we heard that there was a new girl and we wanted to invite you to sit with us at lunch"

"Yeah! I'd love to" you said feeling relieved youve already seemed to make make friends, maybe this wasn't going to be so hard.

"Can't wait to see you there pretty girl" Giselle winked as they both walked away Ningning waving you goodbye.

It didn't take long for you to get really close to Ningning and Giselle and you really liked them and appreciated their friendship a lot, however you noticed there was some weird stuff about it. It started small, hugging you from behind very often or just making suggestive jokes at you. But it didn't take long for them to become shameless, fully groping your tits and ass telling you that it's just what friends do and to not be weird about it. You also noticed that whenever you'd talk to a guy they'd tell you about how horrible he is and that you shouldn't talk to him ever again and of course you've always listened to them I mean you've never had friends before so how were you supposed to know better?

However it all came to an end when you met up with them one day after going on your first date with a guy that asked you out.

"It went so well!" You smiled sitting down in between them on the floor

"Oh, sweetie" Giselle said softly tucking a strand of your hair behind your ear causing your eyes to shout up to look at her realising what was coming."

We heard him talk about how he only wants to get in your pants" Ningning continued "we're sorry, but you deserve better" she held your hand while your eyes started to get watery.

"What's wrong with me?" You cried "why does every guy I like turns out to be so bad"

" Sweetie, don't cry" the shorter one pulled you into a hug.

"it's not your fault, guys are just dicks" Giselle said before kissing your forehead.

"How about we'll make it up to you" Ningning smiled pulling away while her hand sneaked under your shirt causing your body to shiver.

"What are you doing?" You whispered not sure how to react.

"Shh baby, this is what friends do for eachother" Giselle murmured while bitting and kissing your neck as Ningning started pulling up your shirt.

Once you shirt was off you couldn't help but blush causing a grin to appear on Giselle's face "Oh come on they were practically spilling out of her shirt, she's basically begging for it" she said to Ningning while unclaspping your bra.

"God, their so perfect" Ningning purred once your completely topless before they both started sucking on your nipples causing you to let out whines while your body was shaking.

"I don't think this is a good idea" you whimpered trying to push away.

"Come on baby, don't act so innocent like you didn't purposely wear those slutty tops" Giselle taunted while taking off your skirt revealing your wet underwear.

"You're so adorable" Ningning smiled while rubbing her fingers on your clit through your underwear while you noticed Giselle grabbing a strap from her bag.

"Don't worry sweetheart" Ningning smiled softly pulling off your underwear reveling your wet cunt "Well make you feel better".

"God you're so hot right now" Giselle grinned rubbing her fingers through your wet folds.

"Please" you whispered your body still shaking

"Use your words, please what? " Giselle taunted now rubbing her strap against you.

"Please fuck me" you whimpered feeling your cheeks burning.

"How could we say no to such a cute little slut" Giselle said while pushing her strap into you slowly.

"Gi- Giselle it's too bi- big" you cried out. "Your so tight, you still a fucking Virgin?" Giselle looked at you with genuine surprise on her face.

you got even more red not sure how to respond without embarrassing yourself.

"Gi gi don't make her feel bad!" Ningning told Giselle before looking back at you with a soft smile. "Don't worry baby, it's completely okay" she continued kissing you on the cheek.

"Fuck!" You moaned loudly as Giselle kept pushing her strap further into you while Ningning was holding your hand comforting you.

"Good she's taking me so good and she's so tight and pretty" Giselle purred while playing with your clit making you whine.

"I know,and these are so perfect" Ning smiled as her hands went back to your nipples.

Once Giselle finally managed to push the entire strap into you she started thrusting into you, it started small making you whine as her strap was now so far inside you.

"What do you think Ning, should I stay slow or fuck her like the slut she is?" The brunette looked over to the blonde

Ningning genuinely looked unsure for a few seconds bitting her lips so hard they started turning red. "Fuck she's too cute" she whispered before turning to face Giselle. "Fuck her as hard as you can" and Giselle needed nothing more to start pounding into you.

You were a complete mess at this point, your whole body was shaking, you were sweating, one of your hands was grabbing the sheets as hard as you possibly could whilst the other was holding Ningnings hand and your face was filled with tears. But to your friends Giselle and Ningning this was the prettiest you've ever been."I think I'm gonna come" you sobbed begging for release.

"Don't you dare come before I tell you you can" Giselle commended not slowing her thrusts.

"Come on sweetie I know you can take it" Ningning spoke softly before kissing your neck.

"Please let me come!!! Please!!! I can't take it anymore!!!" You sobbed loudly.

"Fine whore, come" Giselle said in a cold tone.

"Fuckkk" you moaned loudly as you came making a mess all over yourself and Giselle's strap.

"Baby you did so good" Ningning said and gave you a peck on the lips.

"Look at the mess you made!" Giselle said in angry tone while pulling up the strap from inside you showing you how wet it was. "Clean it." She commended as she shoved her strap into your face making you suck it clean.

"But look at her messy cunt!" Ningning exclaimed in shoke "she's so pretty but she made such a mess, how about I clean her up?" She said not waiting for an answer instead shoving her face into your already sensitive cunt causing you to come again in no time while Ningning made loud exaggerated hummus into you while saying how sweet you tasted.

[fuumiku]

Demon AU (krkb)

+ bonus Kuro

Kurokabuuu!! If Kabru gets to be naked then so does Kuro, equality for all 🔥Not to break the mystique but in that intro comic Kuro isn't flexing he's just pushing Mickbell away bc he about to be in business mode gdbdg. Was weird trying to make Kuro look more demony, did not work very well except for making him buffer but hey...! A black dog demon yeah yeah yeah...!

I have accidentally recreated Howl's Moving Castle... NOW HEAR ME OUT- The base concept for my satyr Kabru AU (the initial idea was the sketch where he has no horns haha) now turned demon AU was materializing Kabru's fear of anything monster, particularly his insecurity as a kid of being an incubus('s child and that making him a monster), and helping him work through it so he can love himself and others and the world better, but everything started clicking only after thinking about Kuro's role in the setting more. He's this feared dude with a witchy reputation and a lil rhyme about how everyone should stay away from him for their own sake etc etc, but he's not a demon just a dog dude really. The setting in this AU is much like Dunmeshi, but all monsters are called "demons" instead and tied with this concept of demonic not just monstrous, there's special generalized fear in them being kinda fundamentally evil. But they're just beasts, and sometimes just demihuman races, like Kuro. Magic does exist though, and curses, and yeah just a folk kinda vibe!

Kabru because he's become supernatural knows how to speak Kuro's tongue now too, or maybe he's always known it idk... But Kabru sought Kuro out because he's The demon guy around, thought if anyone around would know how to do anything about his having become a monster it'd be him- Mickbell is there too ig like waaa this innocent-looking (def isn't) human loves this demon and lives with him, alone but peaceful as hermits in the woods? Wah wild. Wah we can still have love?? Wah we can fall in love together and live happy monster lives even if ostracized??! Wah wait I'm not even a monster it was just my own latent magical powers cursing myself because I worried and believed myself to be a demon so intensely for so long?!! Wah we can truly have it all...... Growth feels so nice. Except Mickbell, that grown ass man is not finding inner peace yet. Still he's chill here since he's a side char not a main one

It's how Kuro's confident in himself despite everything being stacked against him, it's how he still trusts and likes himself, it's how he just wants a simple happy life and pursues what he wants, it's how he takes things simply... Self-critical Kabru always neglecting himself over obsessing about the greater good could learn from him........ Kuro is the only one after his transformation that unconditionally welcomes him and shows him compassion and it's all so confusing to him, especially since at first Kabru wouldn't even offer that same humanization to Kuro, only risked it out of necessity for his own circumstances, but he gradually becomes able to see the humanity in him despite his appearance, mannerisms, way of life and ideals, until he sees the humanity in him and himself too despite their appearances, until he finds there's nothing wrong in this routine and life of theirs in this isolated magical little place, until........... Just about accepting all of those fuzzy inbetween ways to be that are unclean and hard to understand from the outside, and growing comfortable in them and loving himself and kuro and the life they've made together.......!!!!!! What if through humanizing you I humanized myself... What if through growing a understanding for each other wevalidated ourselves, love as self-love...

I love including Rin into things, for a more plotty story it'd be neat if she tried and followed Kabru... He up and disappeared and she's a capable mage and she doesn't know what his plan was because he never tells her anything so she goes out and pursues him- Could even be the main antagonist besides just idk self-hate and townspeople lol, like she thinks Kuro is keeping him prisoner or something and also because she kinda represents the same kinda social trauma Kabru has, where she's strict about conforming and being an irreproachable undeniable human so she kind of wants to drag him back to that state he was in of anxiety over acting and being human enough...... But of course in the ultimate confrontation when she has her staff pointed at Kuro and they talk, she's hurt by him not confiding in her and thinking of her as someone who wouldn't help, but she understands and stops and yay happy ending :> And if we want them to be in this Holm and Dia may be allies I feel 🤔Like maybe they help out Kabru when they see him, help him escape their human village at one point or something, Holm is quite nice and cares for spirits and Dia's fled her home too so they kinda get it in a way, it'd contrast Rin... This isn't about the Laios party lol. Rin & Mickbell shenanigans would lowkey be fun like maybe Mickbell tricks Rin into thinking Kabru IS there against his will so she can take him away and the status quo of Mickbell not having to share Kuro with anyone is preserved, or maybe they just shittalk and grumble together. Gbdgd this is a plotline about accepting change and these two are noooot happy about it

So yeah he hates being a monster that's the schtick!! Won't a cool dog man pleaseeee turn me human again. Surely he can do that right. So he goes to live with this feared coolass magicky guy and that guy's little guy at his weird home and through making connections and self-love the curse you actually unknowingly put on yourself gradually lessens and disappears, but you don't care anymore because that's the point 😌 Which is why I call it a Howl's Moving Castle recolor gdbd

Kabru is usually the voice of reason within kurokabu so it's really fun switching the roles in that way. If you're just stumbling into this and are sooo confused first of all congrats on getting so far second I can't overstate how unironic this is + if you want more explanation about the ship I made a brainstormy manifesto here <3 Like, did you know Kuro's name is actually Yodan? He was likely called Kuro by Mickbell due to the language barrier. In this AU it's because no one's interested in him as a person so people just give him an ominous title that means black. But Kabru learning his name and Kuro willingly giving away that information and Kabru feeling the weight of it because he really thinks this'd allow him to control him (he can't actually control bc he's not a demon! No one's a demon yay! Just weirdo humans who get otherized)......

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Other vers because I 1) really like it and 2) am very indecisive. I overthink every single slight color change I stg lol

Sigh....... Like bro what if we were both so so far away from home and we knew we can't really go back and we've made our peace with that but man I miss not having been ripped away from my homeland and we are both so so isolated in our own ways in our presents and with a small yet gigantic gesture of compassion and of seeing each other we can learn and grow together with secret study dates where I teach you how to communicate the same way you're teaching me your language, we are both reaching across to each other we are both finding in one another a presence and humanity that feels so rare anywhere else. A sliver of warmth a sliver of home but also a sliver of the new, and embracing that things are changing and that we've changed and wow the animality within humanity and the humanity within animality!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey bro your humanity I am only now fully grasping and coming to terms with is so hot bro............ What if your beastly features ended up making me more comfortable in my own stinky human animal flawedness bro........ What if we could just be together reassured through each other that we're human enough no matter what and that's all we need to just be and wahhhhh aughhhhh

Kurokabu is Kuro needing to choose between Kuro and Yodan. Kurokabu is needing to feel comfortable in animality within humanity. What if we stopped repressing ourselves 🫶

[yuji-enjoyer]

Attempting a comic format for the next itafushi tattoo au post, this time actually featuring itafushi for once

[moeblob]

Karen and her oldest brother Warren.

I didn't really plan to draw OCs today but someone told me a story about this really nice and cool encounter that she had today with a woman named Karen and how when she heard the woman's name she immediately thought of my Karen. So. I was very happy to hear there was a really cool lady in Walmart wearing a cowboy hat named Karen.

Warren is the oldest but only a year older than Ross aaaaaand while Warren is very quick to dote on his siblings and be very nice (unlike Ross' foul mouth) he's still a brother and has to antagonize his siblings SOMETIMES. Warren's also the first to lecture Ross for his language vs Karen who straight up punches Ross for his language.

[ygoartreviews]

Evil HERO Neos Lord

When I talked about the recent Yubel card, I mentioned it being a love letter to GX. This card is similar to that; it's just the evil version. (Also more potentially spoilery, if I'm being honest). For those unaware, this card features Neos sporting The Supreme King's outfit to awesome effect. So many little details from his outfit were transferred over here that it's wild; the purple gem on his chest and the two red triangles pointing towards it look like the clasp for his cloak, the gold detail on his torso matches up with the way his coat is buttoned (which the black markings on his thighs/crotch are meant to mimic) and even the non-mask part of his helmet making an appearance as more of a neck guard. The SK's mask meshes so well with how Neos' face normally looks, right down to the diamond shaped gem on both their foreheads. Again, like Yubel and Flame Wingman, I'm genuinely surprised this combo didn't come up earlier. The similarities in design are just so remarkable that they mesh together perfectly. Evil Neos does get to take it up a notch beyond the SK by transforming his cape into a flared wing look with the inclusion of wing-like structures sprouting from behind his shoulders. I'll be honest... I think this is my favorite version of Neos now. No it's not just the red/black/white/gold color scheme but... That does help a lot. Also, normally the extremely detailed, American comic book style muscles bother me on Neos cards but here? They don't really register to me at all, because I think the black coloration helps hide them.

Rating: 10/10

[lover-of-mine]

omggggg YES whether you look at eddie through a demi!gaze or just a queer!gaze, the difference between he and buck is sort of obvious? (to me)

it makes sense for them to say that bi!buck has been scattered throughout the show, we’ve seen and heard hints directed at/about several other male characters. so it’s logical it’s not entirely about eddie for him and therefore his bi!arc starts with someone else

eddie on the other hand hasn’t really had ‘moments’ with other male characters? a lot of his queer!spec comes from his history and the way he is with dating, but his main interactions with other male characters are the softer more domestic scenes with he and buck. 704 proved that eddie’s friendship with other men is completely different to how he is with buck. so in my head it’s logical that for him, it is about buck, and that’s where his queer!arc starts

Yeah, here's the thing, like Oliver pointed out, there are a lot of moments of Buck having flirty moments with men who are not Eddie in the show, even if it wasn't on purpose in the beginning, like, something Oliver was consciously told to portrait, Buck does have a bisexual energy to him from the get-go, and I think it is nice for him to be able to explore that outside the person we all know is the love of his life, yk? He needs to accept that he likes men before he accepts he loves Eddie. It's kinda like the way a lot of feeling realization fics from Buck's pov have Buck fine with the idea of wanting a family with Eddie but panicking when he realizes he wants to have sex with him, he needs to accept that, especially with the way he has a bad relationship with sex overall.

But, Eddie on the other hand, he doesn't have moments with men, he has moments with Buck, I think maybe if you push a little bit, you can say he was flirting with Judd in the crossover, but like, it's been Buck since the ridiculous sexual tension in the gym during under pressure. And, like, until the show tells me I'm wrong I will exist in my "Eddie is settled into his feelings because he thinks Buck can't feel the same" because you can absolutely make an argument for Eddie to be in the "it's not his fault he can't feel the same way about me" stage of falling with your "straight" best friend, I say straight because Eddie still doesn't know, I did write a whole thing on how you can recontextualize the show to make it seem like Eddie has been semi-aware of his feelings since the lawsuit, and I know they are probably not gonna go the route that he's been aware of his feelings (rip shooting as Eddie's oh moment you will always be true to me), but the groundwork for him to be like oh! about Buck at any point is there. And Eddie is a lot more aware of his own feelings than Buck, he wouldn't need someone to kiss him to have the realization, he can have the realization in a less on-the-nose moment. And the thing with the way they have been playing Eddie and his love interests, especially with the added context on Shannon we got last season, that they were friends first and all that, you can make a really strong argument for him to be demisexual and that's why he struggles with the idea of dating, that he feels like that's a performance, and why he has weird chemistry with the woman he pushed himself into dating since Shannon died, and that can absolutely push him towards Buck. Because here's the thing, with Buck dating men, and Eddie's relationship in crisis, he could very well look at Buck and be like "oh, I wasn't aware he was an option" because of the whole struggle with attraction and the way he has such a strong relationship with Buck, and maybe wonder about what it all means, and they can tumble into the realization that maybe they could be more together. That none of them has been secretly pining, but they have such a strong thing going that there's no reason for them not to go there. It could be this natural thing. And it's right there, even more with the comment of Eddie trying to understand his place in the world. Because for Eddie is not about Buck being a man, is about Buck being his best friend, and I think Eddie as a person would need to come to terms with that and he wouldn't get that hung up on the fact that Buck's a man. So Buck can absolutely be his queer awakening. But if Buck had the realization he has feelings for Eddie, he would get hung up on the fact that he is a man if he didn't explore his bisexuality before that.

I kinda think the route we are going here is Buck processing he likes man, Eddie processing he likes Buck, Buck being like "wait men are an option, Eddie is a man, I already have most of the things I'm looking for with Eddie, maybe we can go there" and then maybe some mutual pining before they do go there.