#this is psychological warfare

[clockworkreapers]

mery crisis

[eorzeanflowers]

my wife is trying to get back at me for booping her 500+ times, but she is at work and I’m home sick. I can keep up. :333

[lea-andres]

Team Hooligan in winx style 🧚

@bitter-sweet-coffee you seeing this shit???

[heartscrypt]

azul posting on twst reddit r/relationshipadvice like " i (17m) am a octopus merperson and i just watched my soon-to-be boyfriend (17m) cook a whole octopus right in front of me while making direct eye contact with me the entire time. does he want me carnally yes or no"

[thorntopieces]

I think I'm actively losing brain cells

[glassamphibians]

Happy birthday!! Pisces gang 💫

yes! i am a pisces! that is a thing that i am! fish fish!

[mithrvn]

I think we all know you’re a cat

do we? know that?

[i-am-a-fan]

…….. @northstarx-of-the-night @hyperfixation-tangentopia ….

@nickythesilliest ….

@ghostenluvs ….

If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

[underskz]

yang jeongin... this is just fucking cruel

[garbageboy-stinkman]

did you get my ask

YES

[erinwantstowrite]

the most realistic part of gravity falls was how dipper and mabel fight but specifically the "meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!!!" mabel shouts at dipper. i know this because i'm an older sister and we have gotten into so many fights where i just said complete nonsense at my baby brother and he loses his absolute shit. one time we were at a chili's and fighting about who knows what and i just glared at him and said "HOT. SAUCE." and he leapt over the table to try and kill me

[lazylittledragon]

does anyone want 700 pages of cyra lore or are you normal

[lucabyte]

siffrin starts the game with oddly empty pockets for a rogue who has a habit of stashing away every little trinket that isn't nailed down

and a hardy pocketwatch is an indispensable tool for oceanic navigation

[thebibliosphere]

Me, just trying to read my book in bed:

@mothman-etd walking into the room: hey, so do you know who the Onceler is?

Me:

And then he left.

[shm128iii]

Broke: Zelda doesn't use normal weapons because she's a dainty girl and girls don't get to be violent.

Woke: Zelda doesn't use normal weapons because she craves violence and seeing the fear in her enemies' eyes right before she smashes their faces in with rocks, tables, and other random mundane objects is way more fun.

[mo-mode]

Okay, but has anyone mentioned yet that Grover is also a vegetarian so when he says “Thanks for the emotional abuse and the cheeseburgers,” he’s like doubling down on Ares’ shittiness?? Ares even mentions how practically all satyrs are vegetarian or vegan when he said all they do is eat tofu. I bet when Grover said that at the end, he was cursing him out so thoroughly on his head, Ares could hear it. “Thanks for the emotional abuse and cheeseburgers you @&!$ing $!@? and you didn’t even get a %£#!ing salad. Oooo you got a big &$%! plate of fries? Whoop-dee &!#@ing doo!! What kind of #&*!ing god are you? A piss poor @#!$ing !%@$ one. Athena’s owl my €@%#.” That’s probably why Ares didn’t bother with the paper towels.