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"Is that your dick bulge?" No ma'am that's cigarettes. Move along you don't want me.
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when e.e. cummings said “i’ll live my life if it kills me”
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my unpopular opinion is that i hate tiktok because now people just publicly watch loud ass videos in public spaces with no regard for anyone else. 100% it was not this bad with youtube, it’s such a different thing with tiktok. put on headphones. you are grown.
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christian rock bands are a backbone genre in the amv scene
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singing house of the rising sun at the pub last night and when the song ended the musicians just kept playing while people ad-libbed more verses about various pubs they knew
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it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks
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There's a "nobody should have this" type of Rich People Purchases and there's also an "everyone should have this, not just the super-wealthy" type of Rich People Purchases.
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i do actually feel bad for chappell bc my dream is to be gay famous and my nightmare is to be actual famous and i think the same thing happened to her. she tried to be gay famous and accidentally became actual famous and now there’s no way out and now people care about her presidential endorsements
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now why did i find zoro in the xrd japan stage??
Today Zoro is: contemplating throwing Sanji over this waterfall!
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coworker trying to figure out jesus’ last name said “jesus carpenter….. john carpenter……. sabrina carpenter………” like he was uncovering an ancient lineage.
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has zoro ever been on mephistopheles (lcb bus)?
Today Zoro is: checking out public transit (they ran out of seats inside the bus)!
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@projectbway event 01 : performance — Hadestown “Road to Hell”
2019 TONY AWARDS
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Encouragement
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not very new hyperfixation rediscovered write a poem abt it
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