#this is prime real estate.

[4yourheartonly]

Fan Question: [Rhea] are you going for Jey in the Rumble?

Rhea: …if I am in the men’s one, I’m gonna have to go for Jey… but if I’m not in it, I’d probably go for Jey or Damian.

Give me #Jhea… NOW because Main Event Mami said I’m gonna HAVE to go for Main Event Uce. LIKE IT’S AN OBLIGATION! And my girlie’s smile at the beginning?! 🫠

[lunamugetsu]

The CIA is trying to kill Danny

Now hear me out.

I stumbled upon this prompt idea where somebody wrote that they want to see a story where the CIA is trying to kill Clark Kent (not Superman, reporter Clark Kent), the reason is because that Clark Kent is a very good reporter. And everybody knows that a mark of a good reporter is that they die of natural causes, with bullets in their head. So that story would have centered around the CIA trying to kill Clark Kent and having no idea on how Clark Kent is still alive after the multiple attempts on his life.

Now this got me thinking.

In an AU where Danny is interning or working at the Daily Planet, probably under Clark or Lois.(you choose) And Danny is a really good reporter, his ghost powers help him gather information undetected. He's exposing corporations left and right, all ranging from either illegal animal experimentation, environmental pollution, horrible working conditions, toss in a couple of sleazy terrible rich people. So while all of his stuff is getting published and the govt is going, "we gotta stop that reporter." And proceed to constantly try to end this kid's life with no result. They try to poison food, Danny grew up eating radioactive food, if anything the poison is just added seasoning. They try to set up his place on fire, Danny's just conveniently not there. They try to have people tail him but they can't because Danny just disappears whenever he turns a corner.

And layers could be added to this, like Danny's just talking to Clark at work (y'know water cooler talk) and when Danny brings up all of these strange things happening to him like "people following him, the elevator at his place just conveniently broke down and crashed into the ground around the time he would have left for work, or how his usual food orders look a bit different than what they normally look like and they taste slightly different." And Clark is hearing all of this and is going "wait a minute!" and there's a scene of Clark walking with Danny as the kid is waiting for his uber and when the car pulls up. Clark uses his x-ray vision and spots the driver sporting guns, knives, poison gas (whatever CIA agents use for assassinations, I don't know) and just goes "Hey Danny did I ever take you to my favorite diner. No? GREAT! Let's go now!" and he just immediately drags Danny away from the murder car. And from that point on, Clark is taken it upon himself to stop all of the assassination attempts on Danny because he believes that Danny is a fragile young human being.

OR

This could be set in Gotham

And Danny is just exposing all of elites of Gotham, including Gotham's rogues and all of that song and dance. Which then leads him to be targeted by the Court of OWLS! Danny in this scenario would be friends with Tim, because they go to the same coffee shop and order the espresso on steroids drink. Danny tells him all of the stuff that's been happening to him and Tim goes "oh shit." In which he then tells the batsiblings. They all band together to protect Danny because he is a normal human being. (said nobody ever) So Danny becomes unofficially adopted by them. They don't tell Bruce about this because then they'll have to come to terms that they are just like him because they just took in a black haired blue eyed kid into their family.

[ghostsinmachine]

putting nsfw goggles on for a sec but

idk if this is just a trope that was a lot more common in older hockeyrpf fics bc i haven't seen it around as much recently BUT. would like to see a fic about will and mack going out (maybe while in quebec bc no need for fakes lol) and goading each other into picking up girls...

... and there is a girl that's interested in mack at first, but oh, wait, who's that prettyboy friend of yours you were talking to earlier?? and mack's like. utterly dumbfounded and also extremely humiliated bc uh what. [mack voice] am i literally getting turned down for smitty. will is never going to let him live this down. this is terrible.

and the girl tells mack to invite will over and theoretically mack should just cut his losses but for some reason he does. red-faced and kind of cut up about it, he goes across the bar and mumbles something about the girl at will. and will's like ??? what do you mean she wants me. and he's a little smug about it but he can see how mack's ego is all bruised so he's like. all right i can play it chill for now but, u know. a hot girl is a hot girl. and so he follows mack over to the girl, and mack's like. um. here u go. this is smitty. have fun I Guess.

and she's like okay i think you misunderstood baby i want Both Of You. and then it's all like. record scratch. freeze frame. what??????

also bc will is way more dialed, he very clearly realizes that mack's kind of just blue-screened. he knows that mack doesn't have a ton of experience and he doesn't either but he has had a 3some before (ryan leonard haunts the narrative as per). and he turns to the girl and is like "can we have a sec?" and she very graciously gestures for them to go have their little gab sesh.

when they're alone again mack is like "what the fuck dude i'm not having a threesome with you that'd be like. gay" and will is all like. [scoffs] "it's not fucking gay to fuck a girl together lol we won't even touch each others dicks." and mack is all, shrilly, "yeah but it's still fucking weird." and will very smarmily goes "you're just chicken. and also inexperienced. bc it's not even that crazy" which of course makes all higher function in mack's brain go offline now that will's just triggered his insane competitive hindbrain where he has to win at everything, even the stupid shit. and it's all [mack voice] wait you sound like you've done this before.

and will is all false confidence: "yeah duh" except he hasn't touched that memory of him and leno hooking up with a girl with a ten foot pole since it happened. bc then he would have to confront some very uncomfortable thoughts and feelings. and he doesn't want to do that.

now mack's fired up and he's like. "okay fine. i'm down if you're down." and will is all like "okay i'm down."

and they go home with this girl and run a train on her, except. obviously this is a night of realizations. and sometimes it feels like she's not even there, it's just will and mack in the room. at some point while she's otherwise occupied, they make eye contact and mack nearly nuts right then and there. and will can see how far down mack's flush goes. and it's all just. oh noooooo. oh no no no.

[the-witchhunter]

DP x DC: Homme Fatale

Noun. homme fatal (plural hommes fatals) An ultimately seductive and dangerous man; a womanizer.

On a bit of a Film Noir kick right now, so blame that

Imagine, if you will:

Danny, a private eye in Gotham, ever the hard boiled detective, sitting in his dark office, drinking coffee you could use to tar a roof. The office isn't in a good neighborhood but rent still ain't cheap. He's fixing to get a new case on his desk soon

Enter one Timothy Drake-Wayne, CEO of Wayne Enterprizes. He walked in shirt unbuttoned dangerously low in a suit sharp enough to cut yourself on and bags under his eyes to large to be counted as carry on. Mr. Drake has a job for him, one he wants to keep quite, and one important enough that he's willing to add a couple zeros to Danny's usual rate. This job is a dream come true... almost too good to be true...

or

Tim Drake aka Red Robin(yummm) needs plausible deniability on a case tied to his civilian identity and so hires a PI and lays down a trail of clues for him. All the while playing up the Noir tropes to flirt with the cute detective.

why doesn't he just take care of it as Red Robin? Shhhhh... the detective is cute and he's having too much fun playing the homme fatale

Bonus: Immediately after wrapping up Tim's case Kon walks into Danny's office dolled up in a vintage dress, period appropriate makeup done, all to play the part of the Femme Fatale and do the exact same thing Tim did. Does he know Tim literally just did that? Maybe, maybe not

[ohkate]

Real Estate

For @suzy-queued's prompt 'Real Estate' for this week's @galladrabbles. Sending positive wishes to your mom that there ends up being a bidding war and she makes a ridiculous amount over the asking price. : ) Word Count: 100

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The problem with making cash payroll was that their credit was still shit.

Annoyed at their mortgage rejection, sex was a great distraction.

"Whatever. Couple'a years and we'll buy something outright," Ian said, rubbing Mickey's arm softly.

Mickey traced a lazy finger down lines of chest muscle and the constellation of freckles along Ian's ribcage.

"Yeah…well…I got myself a piece of prime real estate right in this bed,” Mickey smirked, kissing his chest. Ian raised an eyebrow, a grin tugging at his lips.

“Yeah? This up to your standards, Milkovich?”

“I got the best spot in the city right here.”

[szaryherbatnik]

If i had a nickel for every time a loa campaign featured a gay person at a cool volcano lair id have two nickels. Which isnt a lot but its weird that its happened twice.

[burningcheese-merchant]

I recommend being careful when mentioning Pitayafire around certain people in this fandom.I myself don't have strong feeling on the ship(I might be tempted to ship, but I digress.) The reason I say this is that I know how certain people from the fandom are, specifically from the old days of CROB. There are people to this day, who will argue Pitaya is fire spirit's parent or something, even though there is no evidence supporting that but old popular head canons don't die easily, sadly.....

Ahhhh I wouldn't worry too much about it (appreciate your concern, though haha). I don't really care what those people have to say about anything lol (the ones who will go out of their way to harass people, I mean). I've shipped PitayaFire for years and no one's ever stopped me, and they never will. (It probably helped that I stayed out of fandom and just enjoyed Cookie Run privately up until I made this blog lol)

People in this fandom have always been so frustrating about everything lol. Every fandom is like that to some degree, but Cookie Run is particularly awful. Whatever the majority deems to be cool/true is branded as gospel and anyone who disagrees is a heretic worthy of public execution. Harassment, doxing, death threats, dogpiles, everything. All because you ship a pairing that a bunch of people just randomly decided are parent and child, despite that being demonstrably untrue, or whatever else the hive mind deems unacceptable for nebulous reasons. Western Cookie Run fans by and large don't grasp the concept of "mind your own business" and "your headcanon is not MY headcanon". Best not to bother and just enjoy things tbh. Happiness is the best revenge + I have better things to care about than the opinions of chronically online teenage (or worse, adults that still act like teenagers) crybabies lol

I never understood the parent/child headcanon, nor where it came from, nor why everyone just unanimously decreed it Good and True. Look at it like this.

A man was fatally shot and left to bleed out in an alleyway, all alone. A stranger comes across him by chance. The dying man begs the stranger for help. Instead of automatically agreeing and helping (or just helping on sight without even being prompted), like a normal, sane, moral person would do, the stranger simply watches, beholds, and regards the whole situation as curious and amusing. The dying man continues to plead for his life as it slips away, eventually offering to give something back to the stranger if he helps him; a favor for a favor. The stranger is taken aback by this, but pleasantly so; he's used to being the one holding the promise of something greater over people's heads, not the other way around. He likes this guy's style. He likes this guy's gumption. He's bold. He's persistent. He's a fighter. The stranger likes fighters... So he agrees. They make a deal: the stranger saves him, and in exchange, the man gives him whatever he wants. And it is so. The stranger saves the man's life, sees to it that he's patched up and good as ever. Better than before, even. And as for the stranger's wish... though it remains a mystery, it is known that the man is now tasked with an important duty, serving alongside the stranger in his territory. And the man is now bound to the stranger, in body and spirit, forevermore.

Where, when and how does anyone get a parent/child connection out of that scenario lol

[love-toxin]

also i feel the need to say this as a rabid pokemon fan in the wake of pokemon za news dropping; perhaps a lore bit that's not well known about your local cryptid ellie is that pokemon xy, which are my 2nd favourite pokemon games, came out in the supple year of 2013--the same year i entered high school, and i got my xy limited edition 3ds as a gift from big bro and a copy of pokemon x. current photo for reference! (im honestly amazed it's stayed intact after traversing my backpack for 4 years LOL)

i played that shit literally every day and i have something like 2000 hours logged in a single save file last i checked (and yes, I am autistic LMAO) so to say I'm excited for za is putting it mildly. all that to say that when this game comes out you will have to deal with me being feral my lovelies--and that if game freak hasn't learned their lesson from scarlet and violet and taints xy's legacy by having godawful clothing options or forces you to wear another ugly uniform i will riot. also they'd better honour trans beauty trainer if they don't want to face my wrath 🔫

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emotional support frog

[miss-americanbi]

lowkey all that ear space is wasted on vulcans. me personally, i’d be putting all sorts of illogical piercings in there given the opportunity.

[leafemoji]

The insatiable urge to put your thumb right here

[4yourheartonly]

wwedeutschland: There’s something to look forward to! 🤩 #JeyUso #RheaRipley

[himbochub]

i moved job locations and i’m only doing like half the amount of physical labor as i used to at work now😮‍💨🙏🏽

[pileofsith]

Nameless Part Twelve - Apostate Page 4/10 I love that the Grand Inquisitor belongs to a species that avoids direct sunlight. Perfect for visual metaphors about being ~blinded by the Jedi's light~, and I take it to show how he adapted to life in the Temple in a way that works contrary to his nature. The comic is also available here on AO3.

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[nobodyfamousposts]

Is Littlebug getting into trouble?

What? Nooooo. Would she ever do something like that?

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Shadow: Robotnick has kidnapped Little Maria!

Sonic: Oh no—wait. "Little Maria"? You named her after your sister?

Shadow: Well, clearly you weren't coming up with anything.

Sonic: It didn't seem necessary. I could have come up with something that wasn't my revenge-inducing family member's name.

Shadow: Don't judge me!

Knuckles: Um...guys? Are we going to save her or not?

Amy: Yeah! Who knows what kind of torment Eggman is putting her through?

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(Meanwhile, at Eggman's Lab, he stands over Littlebug currently in a containment chamber.)

Eggman: (Studying Littlebug) What manner of creature are you, anyway?

Littlebug: (Bored. She is a bored creature.)

Eggman: Regardless, surrender your secrets that I may use them to take over the world!

Littlebug: (Interested now)

Eggman: Ah! Did that get your attention? Behold! (Unveils his new robot)

Littlebug: (Claps appreciatively)

Eggman: …I….I'll be honest, I'm not used to this reaction.

Littlebug: (Wants to ride in the robot)

Eggman: No, I won't take you for a ride in the robot! You'll probably try and destroy it somehow!

Littlebug: (Shakes head and holds up a hand in promise)

Eggman: I will not be so easily fooled!

Littlebug: (Lucky Charms a screwdriver and offers it to him)

Eggman: Don't try to tempt me! It's not like that thing is magic.

(Fifteen minutes later)

Eggman: (Staring over a new creation, Lucky Charm screwdriver in hand) Okay, so it is magic. You are magic. I could use this.

Littlebug: (Nod nod)

Eggman: Very well, I shall make you an offer. Join the Eggman Army and you'll get a ride in the robot.

Littlebug: (Points)

Eggman: No! That's MY robot! You can't just—

Littlebug: (Points to the screwdriver)

Eggman: Yes, I could just make another one with magic-infused equipment, but that's not the point!

Littlebug: (Frowns)

Eggman: How about I make you your own robot?

Littlebug: (Interested but gestures for more)

Eggman: And… (Looks away, considering) One of the islands to rule? One won't matter when I rule the world anyway. Well? Is it a deal?

(He turns back to see the containment cage is empty.)

Littlebug: (Standing on the work desk, now wearing Eggman goggles and a little jacket)

Eggman: ….what the—

Littlebug: (Gestures for him to get started)

Eggman: …..HOW?!!

[crookedtines]

those little fireplace alcoves are called inglenooks :)

Wonderful! Now that I know what they're called, I can look up more

The Turnblad Mansion, est 1908 (source)

Architect: Joseph G. Metzler (2012), Photo by Troy Thies (source)

Kelly House, Architect: McClure & Spahr (1905) (source)