#this is prime real estate.

[thepastneverforgets]

Dixon Dallas Lyrics RP Meme

Below is a list of assorted lyrics from Dixon Dallas songs (nsfw), ranging from explicitly sexual to hopelessly romantic lines. Various lyrics have been slightly edited from 3rd person to 2nd/or 1st to better fit the rp ask meme format.

"i don't know why, i can't think straight when i look into your eyes."

"your mustache tickles my nutsack, baby."

"you said you wanted to cover my face with love."

"throw it back, yeah, just like that."

"you know just how to do it, that ass is fat."

"spread my cheeks and make me scream."

"you're my number one daddy, i'm going to make you cream inside of me."

"when i'm slurping you down, it's my favorite sound."

"you look so sexy when your hands are wrapped around it."

"flip me over. beat my meat up while you pound it."

"you got a way with your words and a big fat cock."

"i don't care if it hurts, no, don't you stop."

"i know i've been a bad boy. tonight, you're top."

"i'll be your king or your queen. whatever you want me to be."

"let's make a movie. let's make it juicy."

"i think i like you just a little more than friends."

"i know i've been so nervous. when i'm with you it just feels so perfect."

"you build me up and then tear me down; you pull me under until i drown."

"i swear, you're kinda like a drug."

"you turn my rainy days to sunshine."

"my heart is beating way too fast, i really want to make this last, so--"

"can you come a little closer? love you even more when you're bending me over."

"don't be shy, look me in my eyes."

"i can't get this feeling with just any other guy."

"we can get sweaty, you can make me suffer."

"damn, i love it, but i hate it when you go."

"stay a little longer, make my curl my toes again."

"oh, you make it hard to breathe when you're deep inside of me."

"oops, i got way too damn horny. boy, we turning right into a slutty love story."

"wanna be suckin' you off until the sun comes up."

"the way you're gripping my cock, i think i'm about to nut."

"baby, beat it up just like i owe you."

"we can do it slow, we can do it fast. i don't really care, i just really want it in my ass."

"there's no safe words in this bed."

"i'm all yours and your all mine, so give me what's between your thighs."

"we've been moving fast, everyday a little closer."

"i don't want to lie, i'm getting scared."

"i hope that this'll last. never want it to be over, i don't think my heart could be repaired."

"i know that was cheesy, that's just how you make me feel."

"hold me when i'm sleeping, you know how to make me heal."

"hold my hand, i want something i can feel."

"so fuck me in the booty, til i pass out from the pain."

"we can make a movie. damn, i'd love to scream your name."

"don't you stop until you cum, i love it when you fill me up."

"press my head, face down, in between your legs."

"we can throw a party, nobody but me and you; just your body and my body, show you what my mouth do."

"i really like that you got a nice ass and that dick is real fat."

"i just want my face covered in your nut, i'm so obsessed with the things you do."

"now i'm head over heels, i think this is something real."

"that look in your blue eyes, it makes me lose my mind."

"you put your hands up on my body, and it made the room a little hotter."

"sipping you like whiskey, got me wetter than the water."

"boy, turn around, lemme suck it from the back."

"yeah, i know how you love it when i do it like that."

"even though i hate to see you go, i love to watch you leave."

"levi's on top, what a sight. i love them booty cheeks."

"you're grinding on my lap like it's the last night that we have."

"you got me catching feelings, i think it's too late to save me."

"there's something about the way you look in my eyes."

"like a starry night, you light up my sky."

"i heard you sigh, you know i love that sound."

"you're bouncing off my booty cheeks, i love the way you ride."

"i can hardly breathe when you're pumping deep inside."

"call you daddy while i holler, man, you're just so damn good looking."

"ever say we spend together i fall more into you."

"i can't find the words to say, so i wrote this little note, kissed it, sealed it so you'd know."

"i've got some time if you got some time too."

"you've been on my mind, baby, let me remind you while i lay you down."

"i can't get enough, i'm stuck in your love."

"no this ain't just a fling. i'm all in, baby, i'm falling. you can be my king."

"you got the kind of love i've only felt in my dreams."

"now take 'em off and let's get down to business."

"i saw you starin' at me from the corner of the bar we've been partyin' in."

"i got something on my mind that i bet will make you more than a friend."

"when we get to sippin' whiskey, and we get a little frisky..."

"i wanna climb up on and ride you like an F-150."

"got me hootin', and a'hollerin', and beggin' for more."

"nothing but my boots on, baby, let's get down on the floor."

"or out in the shed. or maybe by the lake and bring it back to your bed."

"i can be straightforward but i know just what i want."

"when I saw you i just couldn't help myself but get to know you in a way that we can skip all the talk."

"we ain't gotta say nothin', we can get to lovin'."

"maybe for a week or maybe just one night."

"i love the way you're grinnin."

"i'll turn around and you can crack open like a cold bud light."

"you know just how to make me weak in the knees."

"yeah, you got a little somethin'... come here, boy, let me make you see what i mean."

"maybe for a lifetime or just for the night."

"i need a man to lay me down and give me something to feel."

"come pull me closer, bend me over. i'm just here for the thrill."

"no strings attached, i'll arch my back and let you do what you want."

"use me as you please, i'm on my knees."

"i'll go and grab a couple candles, you can grab me by the throat."

"nothing i can't handle, it's just a little choke."

"don't be shy."

"i like it rough, it ain't enough until i'm screaming your name."

"don't make me beg, unless you want it."

"take off your boots and come and show me."

"we talk a lot but i don't think you really know me."

"it's getting hot, you really got me cocked and loaded."

"i'll clench my teeth and grab the sheets."

"we'll break the bedframe, baby."

"we'll do some bad things, let me wrap my hands around it."

"we'll take our time, i'll make you mine."

"baby, you can show me how to love again tonight."

"kiss me, i just want to feel alive."

"trace my body with your fingertips tonight."

"you know you're my favorite type of high, when you take me for a ride; get inside."

[lunamugetsu]

The CIA is trying to kill Danny

Now hear me out.

I stumbled upon this prompt idea where somebody wrote that they want to see a story where the CIA is trying to kill Clark Kent (not Superman, reporter Clark Kent), the reason is because that Clark Kent is a very good reporter. And everybody knows that a mark of a good reporter is that they die of natural causes, with bullets in their head. So that story would have centered around the CIA trying to kill Clark Kent and having no idea on how Clark Kent is still alive after the multiple attempts on his life.

Now this got me thinking.

In an AU where Danny is interning or working at the Daily Planet, probably under Clark or Lois.(you choose) And Danny is a really good reporter, his ghost powers help him gather information undetected. He's exposing corporations left and right, all ranging from either illegal animal experimentation, environmental pollution, horrible working conditions, toss in a couple of sleazy terrible rich people. So while all of his stuff is getting published and the govt is going, "we gotta stop that reporter." And proceed to constantly try to end this kid's life with no result. They try to poison food, Danny grew up eating radioactive food, if anything the poison is just added seasoning. They try to set up his place on fire, Danny's just conveniently not there. They try to have people tail him but they can't because Danny just disappears whenever he turns a corner.

And layers could be added to this, like Danny's just talking to Clark at work (y'know water cooler talk) and when Danny brings up all of these strange things happening to him like "people following him, the elevator at his place just conveniently broke down and crashed into the ground around the time he would have left for work, or how his usual food orders look a bit different than what they normally look like and they taste slightly different." And Clark is hearing all of this and is going "wait a minute!" and there's a scene of Clark walking with Danny as the kid is waiting for his uber and when the car pulls up. Clark uses his x-ray vision and spots the driver sporting guns, knives, poison gas (whatever CIA agents use for assassinations, I don't know) and just goes "Hey Danny did I ever take you to my favorite diner. No? GREAT! Let's go now!" and he just immediately drags Danny away from the murder car. And from that point on, Clark is taken it upon himself to stop all of the assassination attempts on Danny because he believes that Danny is a fragile young human being.

OR

This could be set in Gotham

And Danny is just exposing all of elites of Gotham, including Gotham's rogues and all of that song and dance. Which then leads him to be targeted by the Court of OWLS! Danny in this scenario would be friends with Tim, because they go to the same coffee shop and order the espresso on steroids drink. Danny tells him all of the stuff that's been happening to him and Tim goes "oh shit." In which he then tells the batsiblings. They all band together to protect Danny because he is a normal human being. (said nobody ever) So Danny becomes unofficially adopted by them. They don't tell Bruce about this because then they'll have to come to terms that they are just like him because they just took in a black haired blue eyed kid into their family.

[stardustedseas]

Ford x reader (college era/slight age difference)

He’s kind of embarrassed at how often he has to resist the urge to just pick you up. He wants to carry you in his arms.

That’s all I got rn.

YESSSSSSSSS may the axolotl bless you for all of the somft ideas fr

he wants to just carry you around like a kid would a stuffed animal, you are his emotional support s/o now actually. compared to him, youre just so much softer and smaller, so tempting to swoop up. every time he sees you do something he finds cute or attractive, he just wants to snatch you up and carry you around. you could have just pulled an all nighter and stumbled into class looking like shit and he just wants to hold you so bad.

if it was more acceptable, he would probably just have you sitting in his lap all the time, carry you wherever he has to go then stuff you in his pocket while his hands are busy before he can hold you again. doesnt help if youre younger than him either, he does not care its like just a year, he wants to pick you up bridal style and hold you close to his chest, protected from any and everything.

sometimes if he isnt careful, he will catch himself reaching out to pick you up. everytime he gets these thoughts he feels silly, youre a grown human after all, not some pet for him to hold. but goddddd he just,,,, wants to have you in his arms 24/7 is that such a crime??? if you could read his thoughts, you would be able to tell everytime he has that urge because his cheeks will flush and he will instead hold his bag with both hands, making sure they cant unconsciously grab for you

smh he has those big hands and strong arms for a reason, its to pick you up and bring you with him ofc, so it really is a waste he doesnt :( honestly you probs wouldnt mind, if he could get over his embarrassment and actually pick you up like that? chances are you wouldn't have a single word of complaint

no but can you imagine its one of the reasons he starts to work out more, he wants to be able to easily hold you like he thinks about so often. his goal in the gym is to be able to dead lift your weight, whether its 100 lb or 300+, he is ON it

alsoooooo maybe one of the times he catches himself thinking about carrying you in his arms, its over the threshold of your new shared home after you two get married once you finish college :3

[the-witchhunter]

DP x DC: Homme Fatale

Noun. homme fatal (plural hommes fatals) An ultimately seductive and dangerous man; a womanizer.

On a bit of a Film Noir kick right now, so blame that

Imagine, if you will:

Danny, a private eye in Gotham, ever the hard boiled detective, sitting in his dark office, drinking coffee you could use to tar a roof. The office isn't in a good neighborhood but rent still ain't cheap. He's fixing to get a new case on his desk soon

Enter one Timothy Drake-Wayne, CEO of Wayne Enterprizes. He walked in shirt unbuttoned dangerously low in a suit sharp enough to cut yourself on and bags under his eyes to large to be counted as carry on. Mr. Drake has a job for him, one he wants to keep quite, and one important enough that he's willing to add a couple zeros to Danny's usual rate. This job is a dream come true... almost too good to be true...

or

Tim Drake aka Red Robin(yummm) needs plausible deniability on a case tied to his civilian identity and so hires a PI and lays down a trail of clues for him. All the while playing up the Noir tropes to flirt with the cute detective.

why doesn't he just take care of it as Red Robin? Shhhhh... the detective is cute and he's having too much fun playing the homme fatale

Bonus: Immediately after wrapping up Tim's case Kon walks into Danny's office dolled up in a vintage dress, period appropriate makeup done, all to play the part of the Femme Fatale and do the exact same thing Tim did. Does he know Tim literally just did that? Maybe, maybe not

[ohkate]

Real Estate

For @suzy-queued's prompt 'Real Estate' for this week's @galladrabbles. Sending positive wishes to your mom that there ends up being a bidding war and she makes a ridiculous amount over the asking price. : ) Word Count: 100

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The problem with making cash payroll was that their credit was still shit.

Annoyed at their mortgage rejection, sex was a great distraction.

"Whatever. Couple'a years and we'll buy something outright," Ian said, rubbing Mickey's arm softly.

Mickey traced a lazy finger down lines of chest muscle and the constellation of freckles along Ian's ribcage.

"Yeah…well…I got myself a piece of prime real estate right in this bed,” Mickey smirked, kissing his chest. Ian raised an eyebrow, a grin tugging at his lips.

“Yeah? This up to your standards, Milkovich?”

“I got the best spot in the city right here.”

[sideblogdotjpeg]

emotional support frog

[miss-americanbi]

lowkey all that ear space is wasted on vulcans. me personally, i’d be putting all sorts of illogical piercings in there given the opportunity.

[crookedtines]

those little fireplace alcoves are called inglenooks :)

Wonderful! Now that I know what they're called, I can look up more

The Turnblad Mansion, est 1908 (source)

Architect: Joseph G. Metzler (2012), Photo by Troy Thies (source)

Kelly House, Architect: McClure & Spahr (1905) (source)

[nobodyfamousposts]

Is Littlebug getting into trouble?

What? Nooooo. Would she ever do something like that?

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Shadow: Robotnick has kidnapped Little Maria!

Sonic: Oh no—wait. "Little Maria"? You named her after your sister?

Shadow: Well, clearly you weren't coming up with anything.

Sonic: It didn't seem necessary. I could have come up with something that wasn't my revenge-inducing family member's name.

Shadow: Don't judge me!

Knuckles: Um...guys? Are we going to save her or not?

Amy: Yeah! Who knows what kind of torment Eggman is putting her through?

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(Meanwhile, at Eggman's Lab, he stands over Littlebug currently in a containment chamber.)

Eggman: (Studying Littlebug) What manner of creature are you, anyway?

Littlebug: (Bored. She is a bored creature.)

Eggman: Regardless, surrender your secrets that I may use them to take over the world!

Littlebug: (Interested now)

Eggman: Ah! Did that get your attention? Behold! (Unveils his new robot)

Littlebug: (Claps appreciatively)

Eggman: …I….I'll be honest, I'm not used to this reaction.

Littlebug: (Wants to ride in the robot)

Eggman: No, I won't take you for a ride in the robot! You'll probably try and destroy it somehow!

Littlebug: (Shakes head and holds up a hand in promise)

Eggman: I will not be so easily fooled!

Littlebug: (Lucky Charms a screwdriver and offers it to him)

Eggman: Don't try to tempt me! It's not like that thing is magic.

(Fifteen minutes later)

Eggman: (Staring over a new creation, Lucky Charm screwdriver in hand) Okay, so it is magic. You are magic. I could use this.

Littlebug: (Nod nod)

Eggman: Very well, I shall make you an offer. Join the Eggman Army and you'll get a ride in the robot.

Littlebug: (Points)

Eggman: No! That's MY robot! You can't just—

Littlebug: (Points to the screwdriver)

Eggman: Yes, I could just make another one with magic-infused equipment, but that's not the point!

Littlebug: (Frowns)

Eggman: How about I make you your own robot?

Littlebug: (Interested but gestures for more)

Eggman: And… (Looks away, considering) One of the islands to rule? One won't matter when I rule the world anyway. Well? Is it a deal?

(He turns back to see the containment cage is empty.)

Littlebug: (Standing on the work desk, now wearing Eggman goggles and a little jacket)

Eggman: ….what the—

Littlebug: (Gestures for him to get started)

Eggman: …..HOW?!!

[pileofsith]

Nameless Part Twelve - Apostate Page 4/10 I love that the Grand Inquisitor belongs to a species that avoids direct sunlight. Perfect for visual metaphors about being ~blinded by the Jedi's light~, and I take it to show how he adapted to life in the Temple in a way that works contrary to his nature. The comic is also available here on AO3.

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[carmillas-girlfriend]

[Source for this wonderful picture of our favorite fisherman here.]

Calling in two experts for this one: @thefandomeffect-noah and whoever is behind @ask-uncle-fang

And also me, I'll share my expert Fang opinion in the tags as well.

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

Where does the femboy admech thing come from? No shade, but of all the factions to femboyify it seems odd that its them. Would have thought there'd be more appeal in doing it to one of the aggressively masc faction like astartes

Y'know, I'm not rightly sure. I've been femboyifing most factions on this blog, on and off, for a few years now. I imagine Celestial Fang's art has something to do with Admech specifically becoming more femboyified within the collective consciousness.

[not-a-font]

Hollow Knight shit posts I made after finishing the dream no more ending.

[wolfsbanesparks]

how do you think what personality billy would have in the "my adventures with superman" universe?

What a fun question!

So quick disclaimer: I've only seen the first couple episodes of My Adventures With Superman. I loved it but simply haven't had time to watch it all yet.

That being said, based on the vibes of the show I would think that if Billy were ever to show up in it he would be closer to his golden age self. I could totally see them making Billy parallel Clark a bit (a bit lonely, a bit guarded, but overall very sweet and optimistic with a strong sense of justice and a desire to help people) I think that the show would lean into Billy being pure of heart despite having a rough life. Him and Clark both being people with great powers who choose to o good especially with the parallel of how young Clark first started gaining his powers as a kid about Billy's age, the difference being that Clark had his parents but no superpowered guidance whereas Billy has superheroes that could mentor him but no parents.

(BRB now I'm thinking about Clark taking Billy under his wing, mentoring him as a hero and playing catch with him on the Kent family farm 😭)

[sesamestreep]

I know we’re like spoiled for choice when it comes to connecting Siken poems to characters from The Terror because of the, um, Themes, you know? But honestly, if we’re not talking about “Real Estate” and how it’s The Poem for Crozier then actually what are we doing, even?