#superbraindead

[dclovesdanny]

Super Brain Dead

2/3

Kon had woken up with the soulmate facts on his arms. Some nights, he would run his hands along them as he convinced himself that he had to be a real person if he had soulmates. He had to be a real person.

Tim had been surprised by the second soulmate, but it was ironic that he met his second soulmate first. He only knew his soulmate was Kryptonian when they met(a fact that had excited him to the point of a three day binge)

Danny wasn’t expecting a new soulmate to show up on his arm in the middle of his exams. He worried a bit about the potential age difference, since most soulmate facts appeared after the soulmate turned 10, and Danny was already 15. Still, he couldn’t help but smile and giggle with his friends about his kryptonian soulmate.

(Tim was a little disappointed to lean Kon had the same facts as him, hoping it would make meeting his other soulmate easier if they had more information. Still, he was so excited about having one of his soulmates with him that he didn’t care.)

(Kon is thoroughly caught up on his soulmates facts, and by the time Superman starts advocating for Kon to be disposed of, he has Tim, and the other bats on his side.(Bruce is trying so hard to hold Tim back from killing Superman.)

[astermagnolia]

just found out about poly ship names in the dp x dc phandom

SUPERBRAINDEAD FOR Kon/Danny/Tim IMMMM DEAD AND THEN DEADTIREDCONSPIRACY FOR Danny/Tim/Bernard 😭😭😭😭 I LOVE THESE NAMES THEYRE ADORABLE (THEYRE ALSO KNOWN AS STALKER AND CRYPTIDS)

[the-witchhunter]

DP x DC: Homme Fatale

Noun. homme fatal (plural hommes fatals) An ultimately seductive and dangerous man; a womanizer.

On a bit of a Film Noir kick right now, so blame that

Imagine, if you will:

Danny, a private eye in Gotham, ever the hard boiled detective, sitting in his dark office, drinking coffee you could use to tar a roof. The office isn't in a good neighborhood but rent still ain't cheap. He's fixing to get a new case on his desk soon

Enter one Timothy Drake-Wayne, CEO of Wayne Enterprizes. He walked in shirt unbuttoned dangerously low in a suit sharp enough to cut yourself on and bags under his eyes to large to be counted as carry on. Mr. Drake has a job for him, one he wants to keep quite, and one important enough that he's willing to add a couple zeros to Danny's usual rate. This job is a dream come true... almost too good to be true...

or

Tim Drake aka Red Robin(yummm) needs plausible deniability on a case tied to his civilian identity and so hires a PI and lays down a trail of clues for him. All the while playing up the Noir tropes to flirt with the cute detective.

why doesn't he just take care of it as Red Robin? Shhhhh... the detective is cute and he's having too much fun playing the homme fatale

Bonus: Immediately after wrapping up Tim's case Kon walks into Danny's office dolled up in a vintage dress, period appropriate makeup done, all to play the part of the Femme Fatale and do the exact same thing Tim did. Does he know Tim literally just did that? Maybe, maybe not

[stealingyourbones]

Short DPXDC Prompts #617

Tim and Connor go to the Metropolitan Museum of Art to go and see some of the artifacts Tim’s parents have donated to the museum. Connor’s super hearing picks up a whisper from a teen across the room say, “I- is that me?” while looking at a mural that has a figure that does indeed look frighteningly like the boy.

[halfagone]

Danny Moves to Smallville

You know what, screw it- New DP x DC prompt, here we go:

The Fenton's get into a terrible car accident that (for once) was not Jack's fault, killing Jazz and Maddie as a result. Heartbroken, Jack decides to pack up their bags and move back to his home town of Smallville, bringing Danny along with him.

Danny is, understandably, upset by this at first. He was just hit by the loss of his mother and sister, and now he's been separated from his friends as well! But... Obviously his dad is hurting, and when they sold the house, Jack made sure to pack up the lab and turn off (even possibly completely destroy) the portal. So it's not as if he has to worry about ghost attacks.

He decides to go along with it (as if he has any choice) and thus, they move to Smallville. It's a small town, lots of farmland. But there is a school for Danny to go to, and, you know what? It's actually kind of nice? Definitely a slower pace than Danny's used to, but he actually starts to enjoy it.

His dad is also oddly popular here? Everyone knows everyone, and they're all commenting on how Jack hasn't aged a day or- Oh! Is that your son? My, isn't he a charming boy? Danny doesn't like the attention of being the new kid around, even worse the 'city' kid, but then he meets a teenager named Connor that comes by to visit the Kent farm.

Danny isn't really sure how the guy gets here and back from Metropolis, but Danny chooses not to question it. However, he can't help but tell that there's something noticeably off about this guy. If only he could put his finger on what it was...

Kon, meanwhile, is completely losing his mind. Who are these people, and why do Ma and Pa know them so well? The father is really friendly, and the teen isn't horrible either, if a little more reserved. He actually reminds Kon of Tim a little bit- Okay, maybe a lot, but Kon isn't about to tell anyone that. Especially considering his fat crush on his friend.

And, of course, there's the fact that sometimes he doesn't breath and his heart doesn't beat, and obviously this guy is a meta. Of some kind. Maybe that's why he's so good looking...

The two become friends, seeing as they've been experienced the city and can kind of relate to each other that way. Over time, they become closer and closer until one fateful day, the two share a kiss.

Uh oh. It looks like Kon's got two crushes now instead.

[rowansailor]

made me laugh

Kon, who doesn’t need a car to get to places: What if I press the brake and the gas at the same time?

Danny, who knows exactly how a car works: It takes a screenshot.

Tim, who hasn’t slept for days: Get the fuck out of my Mercedes.

[spookyfishoperalamp]

Sun god Danny

What if instead of being know as a moon God Danny is know as a star/sun god?

I'm just think of how he would look like a miniature star when in ghost form, and he can either be really hot or really cold depending on how he feels.

I would even throw in some SuperDead (Conner/Danny) or even SuperBrainDead(Conner/Tim/Danny) and when in ghost form he radiates heat like if you were standing in a desert, it would be hot and uncomfortable if you stay near him for too long, but just think of the ways you can utilise this with a kryptonian. After effects of kryptonite poisoning? Boom!💥 fluffy cuddles with Danny. Wanting to feel what a sauna is like to non alien or metas? Tim could come up with a room to safely contain the heat that Danny could theoretically give off if he tried. Could even have Danny, as a wedding ring give Conner a portion of his power in the form of the ring jewl. The ring could even be Danny's core

And I should probably stop rambling, but the possibilities of Sun God Danny and his Kryptonian partner

[evandarya]

A Superbraindead for your consideration: a cult kidnaps most of the Batfam while Tim is out of town on "buisness". The cult attempts to use them to summon The Ghost King, who no one present knows is dating Tim. Danny appears in a very scary light show and hes wearing something much fancier than usual. After a bit of monolog from the leader, Danny says in a very cold and angry voice, "do you have any idea what you have just done? How much planning you have ruined? Six months. I have been planning this night for SIX MONTHS. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO SCHEDULE A DATE AT A FANCY RESTAURANT ON A DAY WHEN BOTH MY BOYFRIENDS CAN COME?! IT TAKES SIX FUCKING MONTHS AND YOU HAVE RUINED EVERYTHING." The cult is very scared and once they are gone/knocked out Danny learns he is in Gothem and just says in the most horrified tone, "Gothem?! It's going to take me over an hour to fly home from here! I was supposed to propose tonight!!" And just takes off before they can ask any questions.

This is perfect, I love it.

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

...so what I'm hearing is superbraindead??? Superbraindead polycule anyone??

Bruce and Clark have to settle for Son in law but it's better than nothing

Danny has a job at the daily planet and clark is all work-dad around him

of course Danny eventually gets invited to eat at the kents, surprisingly, he and kon get along great

So Danny keeps getting invited, until one day both him and Tim get invited

And Danny? He immediately pings up on tim's "new sibling" radar, like a bright flashing point and tim asks him how he feels about getting adopted by a billionaire

"I have personal beef with any rich man, especially those guys that have an underground cave underneath their mansion, so if anyone fits either of those criterias? I'm out"

Tim silently cursing because damnit bruce, you check of both

Clark internally sighs a breath of relief, he did not say anything about him-

"Oh, I also don't like people who don't like clones"

Goddamnit Kon stop side eyeing him, he improved okay?

[dclovesdanny]

Super Brain Dead

1/3

Both Kon and Tim were ready to kill someone. Their soulmate has been dying for years, and they still had no clue where the hell he was. They both had different theories about how he kept coming back and dying. Tim thinks he’s probably a meta-with resurrection abilities, while Kon thinks it’s more likely a species that acts like a phoenix.

However, their soulmate recently hadn’t been dying like he normally did(and wow, that was a weird thought to them.) And Tim and Kon couldn’t even take some time to look into it now, because Bruce was having a mixer of different heroes around the globe.

Kon nearly spot out his drink when he heard his soulmates thought he glanced at Tim, and tell Tim’s heartbeat was going a little out of control. He Couldn’t blame him, not when their soulmate was so close.

“I hope that Batman doesn’t mind that I’m late to the party.”

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

From Eldritch Horror To Fun Dad

by Omnicrex

Tumblr Prompt from p0ssym1lker: Danny being known as terrifying to the justice League and a fun small guy to the young Justice League

Lightly implied torture, does Major Character Death count if Danny's already (half)dead at the start?

Also, a test in how many ways I can avoid calling residents and creatures of the Realms Ghosts!

May add more to fill the prompt further with other interactions. Warnings and Tags will update if more chapters are added.

Words: 1868, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Prompt Fills

Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen, M/M, Other

Characters: Danny Fenton, Tim Drake, Kon-El | Conner Kent, Batman

Relationships: Tim Drake/Danny Fenton, Danny Fenton & Kon-El | Conner Kent, Tim Drake/Danny Fenton/Kon-el | Conner Kent

Additional Tags: Prompt Fill, Ghost King Danny, Dad Danny - Freeform, Mistaken as an adult Danny, eldritch Danny, No Beta we die like a DC continuity, outside pov, Tim Drake is Red Robin, DC canon is a lego factory and I stole the sets I wanted off the line, SuperBrainDead, because I'm weak, Danny Ghost adopts Danielle and Bart as his kids, dani goes by elle, if you see plot holes no you dont

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/42437373

[the-witchhunter]

Ghost King AU: Queen

So ghost king au. The ancients are, well, ancient and language constantly is evolving. So what if, certain titles and terms related to being the Ghost King are more modern interpretations of old titles, where we’re just seeing the closest English approximation. And like any translation of an ancient language, certain nuances are lost, and might not be entirely accurate.

What if, in the language of the ancients, titles are not gender specific and describe the function of the role. So anyone can have the title of the Ghost King, male or female, regardless of gender, because it describes the lynchpin of the Infinite Realms. 

So if Ghost Queen is defined as “partner of the Ghost King” someone attempting to summon the Ghost Queen would be in for a surprise...

Just imagine, cultists chanting, summoning the ghost queen, only to have [insert clearly not a ghost and/or not female character]

“Well we clearly fucked something up.”

or if they’re in a poly relationship, summoning the ghost queen results in multiple people showing up, leaving everyone confused. 

if we wanted to make it DC crossover, Summoning the Ghost Queen, expecting a ghostly woman of some sort to show up, and just an angry Red Hood pops into the circle, fully costume, body armor and guns galore. Maybe he doesn’t even know why that just happened, but he’s certainly not happy about it

or Superbraindead:

“Uh guys? Why did Tim Drake and Superboy just appear?”

Kon ready to tussle and just Tim, about to actually sleep for once just stares into the camera like he’s on the Office.

Bonus if Danny never mentioned the Ghost King thing or even being half ghost at all and they’re left scrambling to figure out why this just happened

[sil-and-seals-blog-something]

Tim absolutely gets teased for accidentally inventing a robotic love child with his mad science buddy, because of course it was Tim who managed that. Also, I love that they just aren’t allowed to date each other. I imagine that it’s Vlad who points out that Danny and Tim dating would be very much like the elder Fentons (aka uncontrolled mad science). Now see, if we pull a SuperBrainDead, then they might just slip away with being in a polyamorous relationship as Kon is in it and willing to try and temper their mad science, at least.

But, yeah, I love that Bruce’s first grandchild came from a science project. Though, you can’t tell me that he wouldn’t love helping build cosmetic/new parts for his first grandkid to use. The first lineup of parts would probably be ones focused on allowing ‘em to blend in with humans should they wish or need to.

(I imagine Tim and Danny keeping a constant enough supply of ectoplasm and emotions around their robot kid allows ‘em to properly form a ghost core and to officially be a neverborn)

Danny didn't know how this had happened. He really didn't. All he had done was befriend the Young Justice as a civilian in order to throw them off the scent of some small time vigilantism he was doing. Now his rinky dink college apartment was like a hub for all the young superheroes. Both the Young Justice and the Teen Titans would stop by all the time. Hell, even the Outlaws and Titans popped in on occasion.

He won't lie, he does enjoy their company quite a bit. It's just that it's becoming increasingly hard to hide his former heroic tendencies with everyone constantly dropping by.

[stealingyourbones]

Short DPXDC Prompts #616

Goat man’s bridge vibes. Tim and Connor go to a cursed bridge and jokingly try to summon ‘The Great Ghost King’ that is said to guard the bridge. Danny doesn’t know why these two teens summoned him but he’s fully willing to mess with them in the meantime.

[mortiferumsomnum]

Tim vs Danny: Who’s the Better Sugar Daddy?

EDIT: MASTERLIST

***

“MA! It’s not funny!”

But Ma Kent just kept on laughing, no longer able to stir the pasta sauce that was simmering in the pan. Kon stood up to take over, while Ma sat down on a nearby chair, still not able to catch her breath. 

“Conner!” called Pa Kent from the living room, “What do you need a... Shibari Aloe-based Lubricant for?? What is this, a lotion??”

Conner blushed, dropping his stirring spoon in the pan, turning off the stove, and stomping over to the living room, grabbing the “lotion” from Pa’s hands. 

Pa genuinely looked confused. 

“It’s... yeah... It’s lotion.........yeeeeeeeeeah....”

Ma laughed louder in the kitchen.

“Why do you look so flustered, son?” he asked, chuckling and patting Conner’s shoulder. “There’s nothing wrong with dry skin! I have lotion for my own feet. That darn athlete’s foot. Wouldn’t go away no matter how much I change brands. Doctor’s also this close to giving up.”

Kon was quiet, feeling a bit awkward standing in the middle of the living room, unable to make a response.

Pa had to make it even more awkward. “Do you think the lotion gift could help with it?”

Ma was wheezing now.

Pa now looked concerned, turning his head towards the kitchen. “Ma! You good?”

“This is too precious!” Ma laughed. “I can’t--- I can’t---”

By the sound of the thud in the kitchen, and Ma’s non-stop laughing, it was obvious that the woman dropped to the floor still unable to pull back her laughs.

Conner was too flustered where he stood to say anything.

Pa made an understanding hum, looking around at the items.

There were gifts. Plenty of gifts. All from Kon’s boyfriends. They ranged from Kryptonian clothes and delicacies, to ancient artifacts that museums would die just to get a sample of, to various expensive items that could be bought from all around the world. Some were gag gifts. But most of them were over the top gifts that Kon either didn’t need, or was too expensive to bring out into the open anyways.

Kon, who had hidden the “lotion” and hid his face in hands, wanted to break up with them now. 

“I’m sure they were just trying to show how much they love you, son,” Pa said, wrapping a comforting arm around the young man. “But, just like how Ma punched me and told me off, you gotta tell your boyfriends off as well that these items means nothing to a relationship if they ain’t gonna be here themselves.”

The young man looked up from his hands, face less flustered and staring at Pa with glimmering eyes. Pa hugged Kon tighter to his chest.

Ma, who had finally stopped laughing, came into the living room and joined in the hug as well. 

Then, eyeing the gifts, Ma started laughing again.

“Ma...” Pa said, tone a little bit scolding.

But Ma picked up an item. Then she showed it to them.

“Is that... supposed to be a bikini?” Pa asked, taking the clothing away, and turning it this and that. He then draped it over himself with a confused expression. “What’s this supposed to cover??”

Kon covered his face, once again flustered.

“I’m breaking up with them,” he groaned.

******

*cough*Pa Kent is pure and a virgin*cough*

@stealingyourbones Thank you for this blessing and curse that you have brought upon me. It had been plaguing my mind all day. And now, I need to make it everyone’s problem, too. uwu

- You see, Tim and Danny found out that the both of them are rich. Danny - Ghost King. Tim - CEO. Playfully, they wanted to see which of them is the best sugar daddy for their sugar baby Kon.

- Kon saw no use in this. Because even if Luthor had been negligent, being the rich person he was, he actually had no idea how much of an allowance an average child needed daily. Kon gets 15k a week from the man. Even his savings were slowly increasing, reaching close to billions. So, Kon had no problem purchasing the things he wanted to buy, or in helping Ma and Pa with their financial problems.

- He told them so.

- And at first, they were going to leave it at that.

- But then Danny discovered that he could go back in time when Clockwork needed to fix something when he travels in time. And then he got a gift, both for Kon and Tim. 

- Of course, they loved it. Kon was satisfied to just leave it as that.

- But then, Tim managed to get a partnership with an alien race that decided to visit earth. And Tim also got a gift for both Kon and Danny.

- Of course, Kon loved it. But, this had also become the beginning between the competition (not really) between his two loves of his life: who could get the best gift for Kon.

- Some days, they were very heartfelt gifts. Other days, they were gag gifts that made Kon want to rip his hair out. Most days, they were just that - gifts that Kon really didn’t need. Those were the ones Kon had no problem selling.

 - But then they went overboard. The heartfelt gifts and the gag gifts came coming in bulk, and Kon decided that it needed to STOP.

- It was the first time Kon had been this strict with them. It was both the most terrifying and hottest thing they’ve seen Kon be.

- But Danny and Tim stops. Not completely, of course. They weren’t doing it to one-up the other anyways. They just really liked giving.

- Then, it didn’t even matter who the best sugar daddy was. The both just had to agree that Kon was the best Malewife.

- Tim and Danny watched in absolute wonder how Kon is able to cook almost everything they all wanted to eat. They watch with big hearts how Kon was so good with children. They watched with fascination how Kon scolds them while cleaning the house to full cleanliness.

- The hugs Tim and Danny would get from Kon made them feel safe. When they hold hands with Kon, they felt warm. When Kon kisses them on their cheek or their forehead, they felt oh, so loved.

- Yeah. No one wins in best sugar daddy, even if the contest was stopped. What matters is that Kon is Best Malewife.

[shinyladykingdom]

THEIR SHIP NAME IS SUPERBRAINDEAD I LOVE IT HEISJSISJHXOSJSIS

Sun god Danny

What if instead of being know as a moon God Danny is know as a star/sun god?

I'm just think of how he would look like a miniature star when in ghost form, and he can either be really hot or really cold depending on how he feels.

I would even throw in some SuperDead (Conner/Danny) or even SuperBrainDead(Conner/Tim/Danny) and when in ghost form he radiates heat like if you were standing in a desert, it would be hot and uncomfortable if you stay near him for too long, but just think of the ways you can utilise this with a kryptonian. After effects of kryptonite poisoning? Boom!💥 fluffy cuddles with Danny. Wanting to feel what a sauna is like to non alien or metas? Tim could come up with a room to safely contain the heat that Danny could theoretically give off if he tried. Could even have Danny, as a wedding ring give Conner a portion of his power in the form of the ring jewl. The ring could even be Danny's core

And I should probably stop rambling, but the possibilities of Sun God Danny and his Kryptonian partner