#this is not what I planned

[kithtaehyung]

[ 3tan11 ] y’all.. my internet box is out and needs to be completely replaced💀💀💀 so your girl is writing/working on either her phone, at a cafe, or on hotspot until it’s fixed😭

i do still think monday is possible but if another day is more likely,, this is why. but this is also why i haven’t been able to respond to asks as much today bc my phone has been loading super slow🥲 when i finally found out the reason i about fell to my knees.

RAHHHH i’m so sorry! if it’s any consolation, i think this is gonna be the longest chapter yet and it will be split in two separate posts, dropped on the same night. like we may be talking 30k💀

anyways, just wanted to let y’all know in advance! i’m still going as hard as i can, just hitting a little snag. we will make it work, though. you all have been waiting way too long❤️‍🩹 and the teaser is still scheduled for tomorrow, as well🤍

[italksstuff]

FUCKING HELL I WAS WRITING WHEN I REALIZED THAT MY STORY WAS LITERALLY FUCKING SLOW-BURN SOLANGELO

[trishacollins]

Another prompt, if you're still taking them:

Adrien and Felix, Trope: Beethoven Was An Alien Spy. Or in this specific case, Jesus Christ was a sentimonster

"You think Jesus could have been a senti?" Adrien asked, half delirious against his back.

"A bit of light blasphemy?" Felix asked, trying to keep his tone cordial and calm as he made his best effort to avoid causing Adrien further pain while getting the lock to a place he could pick it up from.

Adrien coughed and Félix winced at the rattle he could feel in his lungs. "Makes sense. S'how the made us."

"You have a collapsed lung and this is what you are wasting your breath on?" He asked softly.

"Helps me stay awake. You're trying to pick a lock with a broken leg."

"Which I have splinted and can fix once I retrive Duusu. Or Ladybug will."

"You can do that?" Adrien asked. "All Plagg does is demand cheese."

"We're senti, Adrien. As long as I've Duusu, the will and the vision I can...edit our designs."

Adrien pondered that, or had finally passed out. "How'd you find out?"

"That we were senti?" The lock gave with a satisfying click and a release of pressure.

Good.

"No. Editing." Adrien's face was wan and pale, but he was breathing easier. Good. It would be hard enough to get out without carrying Adrien.

"Oh." He paused. "A bad haircut."

Adrien wheezed with laughter.

[khaoskrakenart]

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[trublis32]

rachel thought it would be a good idea to flirt with her bestfriends baby daddy, RIGHT INFRONT OF HER BABY DADDY

[thelatebloomerdiaries]

[incorrectfigureskatingopinions]

Nooooooooo Loena queen nooooooooo 😭

[leahthedreamer]

Italy is not gonna get three pairs spots for next year why why why

[moamidzyism]

the loserification of twitter moas :(((

[i-care-bout-things-too]

I feel targeted, thank you.

Breaking news! Fic author starts writing a fic thinking it will be short and it turns out to be long! It is not the first time nor will it be the last!

[demaparbat-hp]

That infamous prison escape.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Must be a Sugondese joke.

[1m-n0t-a11-h3r3]

quickly moving towards a storm

moving forward torn

into pieces over reasons of what these storms are for

i don't understand why everything i adore

takes a different form when i squint my eyes

have you ever done that?

when you squint your eyes

and your eyelashes make it look a little not right

and when just enough light

comes from just the right side

and you find you're not who youre supposed to be?

this is not what you're supposed to see

please, remember me?

i am supposed to be

king of a kingdom

swinging on a swing

something happened to my imagination

the situation is becoming dire

my treehouse is on fire

and for some reason i smell gas on my hands.

this is not what i had planned.

THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD PLANNED.

{forest by twenty øne piløts}

[lewistoferrari]

this price x reader fic is looking real poly-ish 😭

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:

15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.

None of the hijackers were from Iraq.

None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.

None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.

[boxofoxberry]

HE DESERVED IT!!!!!