#this is not what I planned

[kithtaehyung]

[ 3tan11 ] y’all.. my internet box is out and needs to be completely replaced💀💀💀 so your girl is writing/working on either her phone, at a cafe, or on hotspot until it’s fixed😭

i do still think monday is possible but if another day is more likely,, this is why. but this is also why i haven’t been able to respond to asks as much today bc my phone has been loading super slow🥲 when i finally found out the reason i about fell to my knees.

RAHHHH i’m so sorry! if it’s any consolation, i think this is gonna be the longest chapter yet and it will be split in two separate posts, dropped on the same night. like we may be talking 30k💀

anyways, just wanted to let y’all know in advance! i’m still going as hard as i can, just hitting a little snag. we will make it work, though. you all have been waiting way too long❤️‍🩹 and the teaser is still scheduled for tomorrow, as well🤍

[italksstuff]

FUCKING HELL I WAS WRITING WHEN I REALIZED THAT MY STORY WAS LITERALLY FUCKING SLOW-BURN SOLANGELO

[trishacollins]

Another prompt, if you're still taking them:

Adrien and Felix, Trope: Beethoven Was An Alien Spy. Or in this specific case, Jesus Christ was a sentimonster

"You think Jesus could have been a senti?" Adrien asked, half delirious against his back.

"A bit of light blasphemy?" Felix asked, trying to keep his tone cordial and calm as he made his best effort to avoid causing Adrien further pain while getting the lock to a place he could pick it up from.

Adrien coughed and Félix winced at the rattle he could feel in his lungs. "Makes sense. S'how the made us."

"You have a collapsed lung and this is what you are wasting your breath on?" He asked softly.

"Helps me stay awake. You're trying to pick a lock with a broken leg."

"Which I have splinted and can fix once I retrive Duusu. Or Ladybug will."

"You can do that?" Adrien asked. "All Plagg does is demand cheese."

"We're senti, Adrien. As long as I've Duusu, the will and the vision I can...edit our designs."

Adrien pondered that, or had finally passed out. "How'd you find out?"

"That we were senti?" The lock gave with a satisfying click and a release of pressure.

Good.

"No. Editing." Adrien's face was wan and pale, but he was breathing easier. Good. It would be hard enough to get out without carrying Adrien.

"Oh." He paused. "A bad haircut."

Adrien wheezed with laughter.

[khaoskrakenart]

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[trublis32]

rachel thought it would be a good idea to flirt with her bestfriends baby daddy, RIGHT INFRONT OF HER BABY DADDY

[thelatebloomerdiaries]

[incorrectfigureskatingopinions]

Nooooooooo Loena queen nooooooooo 😭

[leahthedreamer]

Italy is not gonna get three pairs spots for next year why why why

[i-care-bout-things-too]

I feel targeted, thank you.

Breaking news! Fic author starts writing a fic thinking it will be short and it turns out to be long! It is not the first time nor will it be the last!

[demaparbat-hp]

That infamous prison escape.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Must be a Sugondese joke.

[lewistoferrari]

this price x reader fic is looking real poly-ish 😭

[followthebluebell]

every year, my boss buys a few cat calendars for our workplace. Due to some sort of mix-up, we accidentally got a few naked women calendars this year.

Normally, that's where the story would end. It would just be a mildly amusing mistake.

But it becomes absolutely fucking hilarious because I opened up the calendar package in front of clients today. One moment, we're just discussing the cats up for adoption and if their current cat might be willing to accept a new baby brother/sister and bam. Suddenly it went all tits up the second I picked up one of the calendars and actually looked at the damn thing.

Unfortunately, the clients ALSO looked at it.

None of us wanted this to happen. None of us knew how to respond to it. There's nothing in any social protocol that could have prepared us for this.

There was just like thirty solid seconds of absolutely dead silence as we all tried to think of the most polite thing to say.

"Wow," i said, because I'm entirely braindead at this point. "Not the kind of pussy I expected to encounter today."

Thankfully, they thought it was hilarious. It probably wasn't the most politic thing to say, but it was very funny to at least three people.

[the-ships-to-rule-them-all]

Make plans for a month from now, for two months from now, for five. Pick a restaurant and book a reservation for April. Circle a museum exhibit.

Find joy and hold onto it tight. Give yourself a reason to look forward. And keep your community close.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:

15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.

None of the hijackers were from Iraq.

None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.

None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.

[boxofoxberry]

HE DESERVED IT!!!!!