#this is my ship and I will stand on it

[gothamite-rambler]

Burritos and Sex

Jason Todd groggily awoke to the sound of relentless knocking at his front door. Too tired to bother with getting dressed, he opted to throw on the bare minimum before shuffling to the entrance.

When he swung the door open, he was met with a sight that jolted him further awake: Rose stood there in jeans and a T-shirt, a bag of breakfast burritos in hand. The unexpected sight of Jason barely dressed nearly made her drop the bag of food.

Rose (eager): Good morning!

Jason (yawning): Not really.

Rose (flirtatiously): You are rocking the Calvin Kleins.

Jason looked at his worn boxer-briefs.

Jason (shrugging): They're old, but thanks.

Rose (eyeing Jason's body): Man... I feel overdressed.

Jason (sincere): You look nice though.

Rose sighed, feeling warmth spread through her despite it being fall. Jason yawned, still exhausted from last night’s mission.

Jason (looking at the bag in her hand): You brought me breakfast?

Rose: Yeah, we can eat in 20 minutes.

Rose stepped into Jason's apartment, shutting the door firmly before he could say a word.

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Twenty minutes later, Rose emerged from Jason's bedroom clad in one of his sweatshirts, with just her underwear underneath. She stretched, a satisfied grin on her face.

Rose: Whew, what a way to start a morning.

Jason stumbled out of his room, gripping the doorway with one hand, looking both flustered and content.

Jason: Yep, I’m awake.

Rose laughed softly, tossing him a breakfast burrito.

Rose: I swear, you doing that with your tongue twirling—damn.

Jason blushed, scratching the back of his head.

Jason: I had time to practice.

Rose: By the way, I literally just came over for breakfast, but then you opened the door in those boxer briefs, six-pack and all, looking tired.

Jason: Whatever reason you had for coming over is fine by me—I definitely needed that wake-up call.

Jason took a bite of his burrito as Rose leaned in and kissed him on the cheek.

Rose: I’m keeping this sweatshirt.

Jason: Oh come on, that was a gift!

Rose feigned innocence, a playful smile on her lips.

Rose: Aww, thanks for the gift.

Jason: You’re lucky you’re cute and really good at what you did in there.

Rose smirked, playfully teasing.

Rose: I had some help.

They shared a quick kiss, then made their way to the couch, ready to enjoy their morning burritos on a relaxing day off.

[brynnmclean]

Honestly, my kingdom for the fourth wall to be back in place between fandom and show cast/crew/runners. I still have mixed feelings about that post I made being sent to a cast member, folks. Glad it was a positive posts, but damn! Let us all keep our separate spaces, perhaps?

[fight-nights-at-freddys]

i’m sorry but this is so shitty. i get not wanting to see nsfw of your characters, and i totally respect any creator setting boundaries and asking people not to send them that stuff. HOWEVER, you have to accept that once you make your characters public, people are going to treat them in ways you don’t personally like.

making a COPYRIGHT FORM so people go on a witch hunt, just so you can copyright strike them (falsely, mind you. fanfic and fanart fall under transformative works) is such a gross thing to do.

it doesn’t matter if the characters were based off your childhood, or personal experiences. it doesn’t matter how tightly you want to guard them and keep them safe and pure. the only solutions are setting boundaries between you and your fanbase, removing the characters from public eye and stop making content for them publicly, or learn to ignore it.

going all anne rice over people sexualizing a character is not the way to go though.

[hamable]

Riz giving Fabian disadvantage while getting a gold tattoo in hell is killing me for two reasons:

1. Fabian receives disadvantage on remaining calm and conscious because his best friend can’t stop making nervous eye contact, and

2. Said best friend is canonically covered in less-than-advisable tattoos of clues from a previous adventure.

BONUS

3: Riz immediately passes out

[bluepandadraws-log]

Sorry for the lack of art, existence is very hard lately... anyway, have some FunnyBunny

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The indescribable tension between an overworked and underpaid smut writer, and his biggest fan hater.

(for @frummpets)

[devine-fem]

this ship isnt boring/bad, you guys don't get them like i do, i fear. if peter was a god, then wade would be his greatest disciple. if wade was an artist, then peter would be his muse. / Mario Puzo, The Godfather // it chooses you, miranda july // marcel proust // Terrance Hayes, The Same City // Eliza Crewe, Crushed // judas-redeemed // Mitski, I'm your man // u.k // Mitski, I'm your man // Richard Siken // Charlotte Eriksson Everything Changed When I Forgave Myself // u.k. // Noah Kahan You're Gonna Go Far // marilynne robinson, gilead

[worfs-glorious-hair]

Ninejack walked so that Fifteen x Rogue could run

[aster-draws]

Identity shenanigans are a hallmark of all superhero fanfictions and i will never get tired of writing them.

This is from chapter 19 of my fic Better Halves (and other such falsehoods) which is like 100k (so far) of Tim and Danny being idiots like this please go read it it's a labor of love.

just the painted bit below the cut :) if you want it

[ohposhers]

i told my friend i'd draw Trollex in solidarity cause they had to draw him-- but hear me out guys so Fishipping AU where JD reads a book on fish and finds out there's a fish called John Dory and then he's like oh fuck am i a fish and then he makes Poppy set up a meeting with him and Trollex so he can discuss it with him shut up

[niinnyu]

Jk jk jjk

[canisalbus]

WOAH can we see the skull if thats ok?? that sounds so cool (also only 20€????)

Also since it's hollow you can stick led lights in there for this sort of effect (pardon the mushy quality):

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

MORE FIDDLESTANMAY PLEASE I AM BEGGIN ON MY HANDS AND KNEES!

You don't have to beg, my friend, I am happy to supply 🙌‼️‼️

Pajamas ⁉️

[voiider]

I need codependent Danny/Jason as a little treat (for me) and I love the idea of them having some sort of instant connection the moment they meet (bc ghost stuff idk)

Danny who's been dropped in Gotham with no way home (alt universe??) and he's been here for 36 hours and having a Very bad time senses a liminal being and immediately latches onto them heedless of the fact that his new best friend is shooting at some seedy guys in an alley and goes off about how stressed he is and how he can't make it back to the ghost zone and what a bad day he's been having (and it's important to note Danny is a littol ghost boy literally hanging off of Jason's neck as he floats aimlessly) and Jason is like "who are you??" And Danny is like "oh sorry I'm Danny lol" and then just continues lamenting his woes

And honestly ? This might as well happen. Nothing about this Danny guy(is he human?) gives Jason a bad vibe and tbh he's never felt more calm and level headed before so he just keeps up his usual Red Hood patrol and doesn't even think about it when he heads back to a safehouse and feeds Danny dinner (breakfast) before crashing for half the day

The only thing I actually need is Jason meeting up with the bats for some sort of Intel meeting and they're like "uhhh who's that" and Jason is like "that's Danny." And does not elaborate (very ".... What do you have there?" "A smoothie" vibes)

And it takes them a while to realize that these two have known each other for less than 12 hours and are literally attached at the hip

[glamiers]

THE GUYS THE GUYS ARE BACK!!

I’m so crazy over jmart it’s insane

[slavhew]

do you ever get reminded of a ship, remember a piece of fanart of it that you loved, then after a day long search realize that you just imagined it? and then try to draw it yourself?

prllb btbtt ALT VERISONS