#this is legitimately terrifying
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Where does one hand end and the other begin? No!
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look if finwë’s kids are like this, and his grandkids are like that, i feel pretty secure in saying the elf himself must have been an absolute fucking nightmare. melkor made sure to take him out early because if given the slightest opportunity to level up he would immediately become unstoppable
#my terrible headcanons#finwe#he had to bring *backup*#maedhros fears 2-3 people depending on the day and finwe is always at the top of that list#(the other two are finrod and occasionally himself)#gorgeous hair. placid smile. suffers no rivals#the valar are keeping him locked up in mandos because otherwise he’d rapidly declare war on them#and it’s a legitimate question who would win#for other such finwe facts consult your nearest tirion broadsheet#most of them are made up but all of them will still get a passing calaquende to go ‘yeah sounds like him’#*terrifying*
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i LOVE possessive wade. prob bcs thats what id do too if i bagged someone like peter like i aint letting that man go ever. but also the gut wrenching angst of the fight after that?? i like rooting for a certain level of toxicity in wade AND seeing him getting reprimanded for it. its like my own therapy. love ur au <3
Wade apologizing to Emma like:
"I Am;d SahrrY EMmA%@ JEayeN"
#hunting!spider snippet#you know he's not apologizing cuz he's sorry hes apologizing so Peter will start picking up his calls again#Wade lowkey hates Emma#She's a legitimate contender and threat for Peter's time and attention#He would kill her in a heartbeat but he also knows that if anything happened to her Peter would be destroyed#so it's a very grit-his-teeth bear with her existence#emma is also terrified of him as she (anyone) should be
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if i am not your slightly concerningly mentally ill gay internet brother OR your charmingly stupid jester who’s constantly flirting with the king and saying the most bizarre things before doing a silly dance and jingling my hat bells to distract everyone how genuinely just fucking weird i am then who even am i to you, like how else am i being perceived
#terrified to pose this as an ACTUAL LEGITIMATE question but at the same time if someone legitimately answered this id find that funny /gen#like how else is there to be viewed in like /j but also /srs
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Dropping some headcanons here.
Vlad finally having someone for himself in the sense that, he's someone's main priority. Finally! Something that was only a concept, a fantasy and as the years went by an impossible dream. And now, now it's a reality. Danny sees him, thinks about him and gives him priority. It took them a while we in getting there. Now they're a team, a unit. Sometimes that thought alone has Vlad in the brink of tears, 10 yrs together and at times he gets anxious that it will be gone. That Danny will leave for someone else or get tired of how jaded he is. That's fine, he'll have his moments and then Danny will remind him that they have forever. He's not leaving, he can't, he doesn't want to. They'll be together for hundreds of years, to infinity.
My pompep-loving heart grew two sizes from reading this, anon 💗
#asks#pompous pep#a soft epilogue#vlad finally having legitimate insecurities (i.e. things he can't solve with money and power) and facing them. terrified#overcoming them through danny's unyielding love for him#which still kind of baffles him tbh#and his love for danny which continues to grow in ways that defy everything he knows about material wealth#THIS is his treasure. THIS is what matters. and it was worth the pain and loneliness he endured for so many years#but it's nothing compared to an eternity of love
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*sigh* going back to my roots, guys….
*loudly opens character.ai as cupcakKe plays, putting art the clown into the search bar to try and cure my depression* Now where is that twink….
#art the clown#art the clown x reader#I’m deadass so out of it yall#it’s not even funny#this clown is legitimately holding me up by a thread#my sanity is about to SNAP#also the pneumonia is almost gone so yaaayyyyyy#character ai#oj rambles#🌀— obsessive clown rambles#Terrifier 2#terrifier memes#terrifier x reader#rocking back and forth#slowly losing my mind in a dark area
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hi if ur reading this & wouldn't mind a little chit-chat over the phone rn.. it would genuinely mean the world, the moon, & every last star in the sky to me
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What good's an empty threat?
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#mbav#mbav stuff#my babysitters a vampire#benny weir#my first gifset#apologies for quality and formatting#thinking about evil Benny again#and how regular Benny literally bluffs him out of killing him#and the split second after he does it#where he looks legitimately terrified#we were so robbed of his villain arc
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#john and kimmel are my guys but listen i do not think they'd fare very well in a fight#unless MAYBE you pissed john off enough that he starts beating you to death with a copy of your own search history#conan fights like one of those wacky inflatable arm flailing tube men and that terrifies me#jon's got all that pent up rage built up in him and he's just waiting to go apeshit i would not want to fuck with that little man#stephen could be a wild card but all he'd have to do is look at me and i would perish immediately#seth barely moves one inch and i pretend i have been shot so i don't have to fight him#i feel like craig is the only mfer here who can legitimately fight#stephen colbert#john oliver#jimmy kimmel#seth meyers#jon stewart#conan o'brien#craig ferguson#strike force five#strike force memes#strike force#last week tonight#the late show with stephen colbert#the late show#the colbert report#the daily show with jon stewart#the problem with jon stewart#the jon stewart show#jimmy kimmel live#late night with seth meyers#conan#conan o'brien needs a friend#late night with conan o'brien#the late late show
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As someone wit' Caine and Zooble as some of their fav characters, this episode's gonna hurt me I think- 💔💔🩷🧡💛❤️🖤🤍
#zooble is almost exactly like me irl so this episode will probably hit me way harder than it's supposed to-#but i am both lowkey terrified an' excited to see caine legitimately angry#the amazing digital circus#tadc#tadc caine#tadc zooble#modgirly txt
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9 y/o me panicking on seeing this particular vehicle on the road because i only knew it as the 'kidnapping van' from indian serials
#i was legitimately terrified of this van lmfao#shanti ki ashanti suno#desiblr#shitposts#desi memes#desi culture#desi shit posting#desi tag#just desi things
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My loves. I am writing a piece for SwanQueen Supernova for the first time in my life and I’m in the process of final edits. All I ask is that when it gets posted, someone please read it. And please be gentle with it. This has been such a labor of love, I hope someone out there loves it as much as I do 🙈
#I am legitimately so terrified#watching the eras tour and writing swanqueen smut is something else I’ll tell ya#swan queen#sq#swen#emma swan#regina mills#fanfic#fanfiction#ouat#once upon a time#supernova
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Me: Stares longingly at other people’s twewy aus
Also me: Has like a million twewy aus in my back pocket
ALSO Also me: damn, I wish posting twewy aus wasn’t terrifying
#twewy#elliote says some stuff#ramble ramble…#I am legitimately terrified of displaying my fics and aus publicly#and I can clearly see that some of these fics go just as off the rails as some of mine#there’s something wrong with me…#why is writing so scary?#why is writing with the knowledge that other people will read it even scarier?#losing my mind
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“I hope it’s like I dreamt, I hope she has my eyes…”
#this ep legitimately terrified me i’m not joking#harlan gunthrie you’ve done it again#also the og ending to this ep?? beatiful#it’s beautiful#read it on the wiki i beg of you#art#my art#digital art#artists on tumblr#tpp#tmagp#fanart#the magnus protocol#tmagp 23
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leon: *meets ashley for the first time*
leon: *immediately smashes a window with her face and drops both of them from an undetermined height, landing in a tactical roll while ashley plops square on her face*
leon: oh damn, my bad. how about a refreshing triathlon through this stinky village in these trying times? i promise to use these 3 grenades, 15 shotgun shells and 2 stacks of ammo for a gun i don't have to keep the scary shit at least 2 cm away from you at (most) all times. it's a good deal. ask the shady guy selling me guns, he can vouch
the best escort in the village, everyone. 10/10 would go with him to his white unmarked helicopter
#re4#original re4#i'm bad at videogames and the prospect of having to heal ashley is existentially terrifying#i ate my last egg trying to survive through el gigante how am i gonna murder salazar now#my game doesn't even run properly so there are areas where i see nothing but infinite darkness#saddler was just preaching to me for 10 minutes and all i could see was a vague blob lmao#i crash every other time i interact with the merchant too#gonna be fun to fight shit like mendez lmao at least i think sometimes it glitches in my favour#because ain't no way i legitimately killed el gigante in one try something shady is afoot here#not to mention the opening village fight where i had like 3.5 enemies instead of 3.5 thousand#still wondering what that was about#even thought i'd accidentally chosen easy mode for a sec#resident evil 4#leon s kennedy#shitpost
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do you ever lay awake at night thinking about the irreversible psychological damage the “in another life” fic by LittleLuxray caused to your adolescent brain or is it just me
#i feel like this shit traumatized an entire generation of haikyuu fandom#i remember i legitimately started bawling my eyes out every time i heard katy perry’s the one that got away#and i got into genuine arguments with my older sister because she kept turning it on near me#to make fun of me#every time i remember it exists i’m terrified#that’s so how you know it’s good#haikyuu#bokuaka#haikyuu fic#THE haikyuu fic dare i say#in another life
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