#this is legitimately terrifying
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Where does one hand end and the other begin? No!
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My daughter will get my tumblr account login details as a part of the inheritance
#this is legitimately terrifying#no one will get my shit#i will just be gone one day#and it will be assumed i either died#or made it to the alternate universe I've been so desperate to get to#in any case#adios amigos#sianara you sad fucks#i know i spelt that wrong but I'm running on no sleep#one cup of coffee#and eight hour work day#plasma donation#and other things#where was i going with this#Trouble i need help#i don't know what i was talking about#fuck
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look if finwë’s kids are like this, and his grandkids are like that, i feel pretty secure in saying the elf himself must have been an absolute fucking nightmare. melkor made sure to take him out early because if given the slightest opportunity to level up he would immediately become unstoppable
#my terrible headcanons#finwe#he had to bring *backup*#maedhros fears 2-3 people depending on the day and finwe is always at the top of that list#(the other two are finrod and occasionally himself)#gorgeous hair. placid smile. suffers no rivals#the valar are keeping him locked up in mandos because otherwise he’d rapidly declare war on them#and it’s a legitimate question who would win#for other such finwe facts consult your nearest tirion broadsheet#most of them are made up but all of them will still get a passing calaquende to go ‘yeah sounds like him’#*terrifying*
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gem’s among us pov is out and That Round is actually crazy??? omg. the whole time being sus and then acting like everyone else is crazy for accusing her??? her literally chasing down jimmy and forcing him to say she’s not the impostor (he knows she is) while giggling the ENTIRE time he’s begging for his life. and then when they run into pearl she just segues back into innocent laughter and says she’s “just walking” and “this man is freaking out”. pearl gets suspicious and she pretends pearl’s being ridiculous. and then her following false and false is like “why are you following me” and she’s like “because it’s fun” before immediately killing her. and scar the other impostor shutting the door from beyond the grave and she yells “pearl!” like she’s genuinely scared and accuses impulse of shutting the door so he could kill pearl and the WHOLE TIME jimmy is actually panicking because gem literally told him she was the impostor but no one believes him??? “jimmy you would be dead if you were the impostor because you’re chatting so much” chefs kiss her turning jimmy’s founded accusations into just him talking too much to make him sound crazy. THE JIMMY KILL with her giggling while jimmy and impulse are shifting around each other is TOP tier work. she literally from scratch created the exact environment in which pearl could plausibly believe that it was impulse. grian screaming “she can’t keep getting away with this!” when pearl votes for impulse. top tier manipulator at work. this is life series level stuff. i’m shaking. brilliant. a masterpiece
#do you know how good you have to be to have two out of the four alive players know that you’re an impostor and still win#legitimately terrifying round for jimmy btw. knowing gem’s the impostor but she makes him out to be a madman so his words mean nothing#that jimmy chase is actually terrifying. oh my god. geminitay your beautiful twisted mind#it’s actually crazy. she didn’t bother hiding that she was impostor from jimmy because she knew she could make him look crazy#there was no reason she had to do allat with jimmy she was just doing it for fun. i’m in love with this woman#her being all coy with false because she knew false (paranoid) was always going to suspect her anyway and so she marked false as dead#and obviously with impulse an unspoken “you know i’m impostor but does pearl”#and then to pearl the whole time saying that everyone else is crazy and ridiculous and that it’s impulse and making pearl believe that#gem is the only person she can trust#bangs table. life series scott wishes he could be geminitay
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Dropping some headcanons here.
Vlad finally having someone for himself in the sense that, he's someone's main priority. Finally! Something that was only a concept, a fantasy and as the years went by an impossible dream. And now, now it's a reality. Danny sees him, thinks about him and gives him priority. It took them a while we in getting there. Now they're a team, a unit. Sometimes that thought alone has Vlad in the brink of tears, 10 yrs together and at times he gets anxious that it will be gone. That Danny will leave for someone else or get tired of how jaded he is. That's fine, he'll have his moments and then Danny will remind him that they have forever. He's not leaving, he can't, he doesn't want to. They'll be together for hundreds of years, to infinity.
My pompep-loving heart grew two sizes from reading this, anon 💗
#asks#pompous pep#a soft epilogue#vlad finally having legitimate insecurities (i.e. things he can't solve with money and power) and facing them. terrified#overcoming them through danny's unyielding love for him#which still kind of baffles him tbh#and his love for danny which continues to grow in ways that defy everything he knows about material wealth#THIS is his treasure. THIS is what matters. and it was worth the pain and loneliness he endured for so many years#but it's nothing compared to an eternity of love
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What good's an empty threat?
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#mbav#mbav stuff#my babysitters a vampire#benny weir#my first gifset#apologies for quality and formatting#thinking about evil Benny again#and how regular Benny literally bluffs him out of killing him#and the split second after he does it#where he looks legitimately terrified#we were so robbed of his villain arc
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#john and kimmel are my guys but listen i do not think they'd fare very well in a fight#unless MAYBE you pissed john off enough that he starts beating you to death with a copy of your own search history#conan fights like one of those wacky inflatable arm flailing tube men and that terrifies me#jon's got all that pent up rage built up in him and he's just waiting to go apeshit i would not want to fuck with that little man#stephen could be a wild card but all he'd have to do is look at me and i would perish immediately#seth barely moves one inch and i pretend i have been shot so i don't have to fight him#i feel like craig is the only mfer here who can legitimately fight#stephen colbert#john oliver#jimmy kimmel#seth meyers#jon stewart#conan o'brien#craig ferguson#strike force five#strike force memes#strike force#last week tonight#the late show with stephen colbert#the late show#the colbert report#the daily show with jon stewart#the problem with jon stewart#the jon stewart show#jimmy kimmel live#late night with seth meyers#conan#conan o'brien needs a friend#late night with conan o'brien#the late late show
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As someone wit' Caine and Zooble as some of their fav characters, this episode's gonna hurt me I think- 💔💔🩷🧡💛❤️🖤🤍
#zooble is almost exactly like me irl so this episode will probably hit me way harder than it's supposed to-#but i am both lowkey terrified an' excited to see caine legitimately angry#the amazing digital circus#tadc#tadc caine#tadc zooble#modgirly txt
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9 y/o me panicking on seeing this particular vehicle on the road because i only knew it as the 'kidnapping van' from indian serials
#i was legitimately terrified of this van lmfao#shanti ki ashanti suno#desiblr#shitposts#desi memes#desi culture#desi shit posting#desi tag#just desi things
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My loves. I am writing a piece for SwanQueen Supernova for the first time in my life and I’m in the process of final edits. All I ask is that when it gets posted, someone please read it. And please be gentle with it. This has been such a labor of love, I hope someone out there loves it as much as I do 🙈
#I am legitimately so terrified#watching the eras tour and writing swanqueen smut is something else I’ll tell ya#swan queen#sq#swen#emma swan#regina mills#fanfic#fanfiction#ouat#once upon a time#supernova
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“I hope it’s like I dreamt, I hope she has my eyes…”
#this ep legitimately terrified me i’m not joking#harlan gunthrie you’ve done it again#also the og ending to this ep?? beatiful#it’s beautiful#read it on the wiki i beg of you#art#my art#digital art#artists on tumblr#tpp#tmagp#fanart#the magnus protocol#tmagp 23
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do you ever lay awake at night thinking about the irreversible psychological damage the “in another life” fic by LittleLuxray caused to your adolescent brain or is it just me
#i feel like this shit traumatized an entire generation of haikyuu fandom#i remember i legitimately started bawling my eyes out every time i heard katy perry’s the one that got away#and i got into genuine arguments with my older sister because she kept turning it on near me#to make fun of me#every time i remember it exists i’m terrified#that’s so how you know it’s good#haikyuu#bokuaka#haikyuu fic#THE haikyuu fic dare i say#in another life
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beloved captain who has just a little too much power over his teammates (x)
#talbot says this laughing like this isnt a legitimately terrifying thing to say about someone#''oh yeah sid will bludgeon you with the sheer force of his personality until you cant remember which way's up haha''#max talbot#sidney crosby#this myth is alive#press
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The month is almost over and ASTV is still living in my head rent free and dictating my entire personality.
#im tired and stressing and im still thinking about it#im pestering my friends about it#lying in my bed analyzing the narrative and reading punkflower because the ship name is so cute#now legitimately shiping#punkflower#analysing each scene and frame where it captures Miles taking the leap of faith over and over again despite being utterly terrified#and literally being pursued by a veteran army is just andnsjjsjs#it makes me rage heartbroken but so so proud i cannot contain it#hard stanning#miles morales#so much#spiderman#spiderverse#across the spiderverse#into the spiderverse#beyond the spiderverse
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Had a dream where I commisioned a horror digital artist to draw The Guy™ that stars my frequent nightmares and they sent me an uncannily accurate hyper realistic digital art of The Guy™ at its terrifying glory at the POV of me on my bed and its mangled hands on 'my throat' and my hands grasped at its wrists. I sent the dude a 15 minute recording of me screaming and babbling nonsense in terror because i was genuinely suprised and scared that they got The Guy™ so scarily accurate then i sent them like $250 i think. When i turned off my phone, i saw The Guy™ in the reflection of the screen behind me. He lunged at me and i woke up with sore throat and a fever like DAMN
#it was legitimately terrifying especially for a lucid dreamer like me who knows im in a dream but The Guy™ aslo knows this#i see the guy when im like half asleep half awake which is doubly terrifying because i know i just need to Wake Up#but The Guy also knows that#and somehow only lets claw at the edges of consiousness before pulling me in then letting me go only to drag me back in#like a mangled horrifying cat that plays with its food#which is also kinda ironic cuz he wears a Pig Mask that is an actual head of a pig that he put on his head#its rotting and mangled and has flies everywhere. it LOOKS digusting and it SMELLS disgusting#tw nightmares
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SPOILERS!! NEW TWST LORE ON ROOK
Confirmed, Rook Hunt is the hatman.
Yall really thought you were getting crumbs. You've been HAD. The desperation for Rook content is SHOWING I'm also desperate
Yall are PATHETIC so am I
Stop trying to manifest rook content same and start rioting against disney to get rook his own well deserved series delusional thoughts of a woman in love
In conclusion
How's your 2nd search of the day on the #rook hunt tag for new content going?
#rook hunt#no hes not im just taking new blood pressure meds and having strsnge dreams and this is my formal way to announce to the hatman that#if he comes im gonna mock him#no creature would want to be called rook#thats a travesty#its offensive to demons#anyway dont come for me hatman im legitimately terrified#disney#twisted wonderland#disney twst#twst#disney twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland incorrect quotes#twst incorrect quotes#incorrect twst#incorrect twisted wonderland#rook hunt x reader#pomefiore#this started out saying 'rook hunt is the hatman confirmed' but then i just changed it so heavily its now a personal attack and im so sorry#lmfao i needed antihatman comfort dont judge me#i couldnt find a distraction so i MADE one#goodnight rook's bimbos#goodnight rook's himbos#goodnight rook's thembos#goodnight moon#goodnight stars#goodnight hoes on their fourth search of the rook hunt tag in 12 hours.
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