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Your son is gone. He was weak and foolish like his father so I destroyed him.

Hollywood meets Kpop 3/?

Jung Taekwoon/Leo from VIXX as Kylo Ren

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Hey, everyone! JT and Mew here, and we’d like to introduce you to a songfic challenge we made up!

Challengers who decide to sign up will be given one K-pop song and one Western (or, well, English) song and be tasked to somehow combine the two into your fic

For an explanation of the challenge:

Choose a letter A to Z and email us (e2w.songfic.challenge@gmail.com) your AO3 username and your letter choice. We’ll reply with both a K-Pop and a Western songs that start with the letter you pick and you’ll be tasked with incorporating them somehow into your plot. It can be through lyrics, the MV, etc. The only requirement is that you have both songs influencing your story.

We have a lot of songs to choose from, so even if someone chooses a letter before you it’s still possible to choose it! For example, if I were to pick letter A I would receive two songs starting with the letter A, but if another person came and chose A after me they too would be given two songs starting with A though they will be different from what I was initially given.

The challenge will be held from August 20, 2017 until August 20, 2018 (we will open up requests to join now on the 19th though, if you’re too excited to wait for the 20th). That’s not to say that the release date for the fics will be at the end - on the contrary, we will be revealing them as you submit them, but it is how long you will be able to participate in the challenge. We will stop taking any new entrees on July 20, 2018.

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Master List

Headcanons

Classic Monster AU

Creature AU

Dragon AU

K-Pop Meets Hollywood

Wonho; Monsta X

Jimin; BTS

JT’s AO3 Fics

F Is For Friends Who Do Stuff Together | 1/1 | Words: 1949 | Jung Hoseok/Kim Namjoon Hoseok just wanted to sleep.

Kim Taehyung: Obnoxious Eater | 1/1 | Words: 667 | Kim Taehyung/Min Yoongi Oh god the fucking chips.

must be something | 1/1 | Words: 1567 | Kim Seokjin/Min Yoongi "I didn't want you to find out like this," he spoke truthfully, lifting his head to meet Jin's eyes. "Find out what, Yoongi? What is this? What are you keeping from me?" "I'm not an accountant, hyung," Yoongi confessed softly. "I never was."

So This Is Love | 1/1 | Words: 16961 | Jeon Jungkook/Kim Taehyung, Jung Hoseok/Park Jimin, Kim Namjoon/Kim Seokjin Processing the information, the younger swallowed, “um, what are we exactly?” He was glaring down at the phone in his hands and sporting a pair of pink cheeks. “Well, that depends,” Taehyung spoke lowly, carefully tilting Jungkook’s chin up to coax him into looking at him once more, “what do you want us to be?” There was an encouraging smile dawning on his lips, eyebrows lifted in an innocent look. Jungkook was about to splutter out that Prince Kim Taehyung better shut the fuck up and stop looking at him like that or he’d get his ass kicked. (Or, the modern telling of Kookerella and his Prince Taehyung)

The Soulmate Collection | 4/? | Words: 5115 | Jung Hoseok/Kim Namjoon, Kim Namjoon/Kim Taehyung, Jung Hoseok/Kim Namjoon, Kim Namjoon/Min Yoongi, Jeon Jungkook/Kim Namjoon Just some soulmate one shots with random pairings and random soulmate identifiers that I've compiled as a challenge for myself. I only have one rule: I can't go past 1500 words.

Wake Up | 1/1 | Words: 2895 | Kim Seokjin/Park Jimin, Jung Hoseok/Min Yoongi You and your soulmate have identical tattoos on your wrist about the date when you’ll meet each other.

Mew’s AO3 Fics

A Shot of Strawberry  | 1/1 |  Words: 689 | Kim Taehyung/Min Yoongi Their first meeting was unremarkable, even if Taehyung would happily recite the tale for any random soul that asked about it. 

Claws and Effect  | 1/? | Words:1866 | Jung Hoseok/Min Yoongi His dog had a better romance life than he did, how sad.

Graveyard Shift | 1/1 | Words: 886 | Jeon Jungkook/Kim Seokjin The man smiled wider, lips enticing and fuck, Jungkook was staring again, "Kim Seokjin." Jungkook didn't know why but he felt the need to reply, but there was a small edge of hope wiggling around in his chest that maybe this meeting could go somewhere, "I'm Jeon Jungkook."

Ham-Ham Games | 1/1 | Words: 1277 | Jung Hoseok/Min Yoongi "H-hey," Hoseok began, "don't think I'm a creep, yeah? But would you maybe, potentially, give me your Kakao? You don't have to if you don't-" "Oh thank fuck," Yoongi interrupted in relief, already pulling out his phone, "I wanted to ask too, don't worry."

Jeon Jungkook: Heavyweight Champ | 1/1 | Words: 1082 "What're you staring at?" "Not sure. You look like a blob of black right now."

Kitten Licks and Caramel Macchiatos | 1/1| Words:11408 | Kim Taehyung/Min Yoongi, Jung Hoseok/Kim Namjoon CypherTaetae So rude U could have my luv and u just give me salt Im a catch dammit A fucking winning trout GeniusMinSuga Did you just call yourself a trout CypherTaetae Not my finest moment, i’ll admit

Meetings | 1/1 | Words: 1375 Jungkook doesn't know if he's being pranked, but he'd really appreciate it if everyone was less pretty, thanks. (Harry Potter AU)

Mingling | 3/3 | Words: 7609 | Jeon Jungkook/Min Yoongi, Jung Hoseok/Kim Namjoon/Kim Seokjin, Kim Taehyung/Park Jimin, Kim Mingyu/Lee Jihoon His pulse was a little fast, prompting a curious question of whether it was from the environment or because Jungkook's eyes had just caught Yoongi's own. Considering how it had just jumped to double the pace upon scenting the unmistakable glass of blood Yoongi was sipping at, it was probably a mix of both options. "Min Yoongi? Your vampire friend is Min Yoongi?" Jungkook suddenly hissed (ha, a werewolf, hissing? That was amusing) turning wide eyes Hoseok's way.

Of Lattes and Cherubs | 1/1 | Words: 1181 | Kim Taehyung/Min Yoongi, Kim Namjoon/Kim Seokjin, Jung Hoseok/Park Jimin "You’re always sitting in the corner of a coffee shop looking like death itself and all the employees are terrified except for one who thinks you’re hella cute." - AU by me Or, alternatively, Taehyung is infatuated with pretty faces and Yoongi is very, very pretty.

pour yourself onto my heart | 1/1 | Words: 10422 | Jung Hoseok/Kim Namjoon, Jung Hoseok/Kim Namjoon/Kim Taehyung Taehyung's always been a bit weak for cats but it's worth mentioning he's even weaker for the hot piece of ass knocking on his window looking for his. 

Seoulmates | 6/? | Words: 7322 | Kim Namjoon/Min Yoongi, Kim Taehyung/Park Jimin, Jeon Jungkook/Kkim Seokjin/Park Jimin, Min Yoongi/Park Jimin, Jeon Jungkook/Jung Hoseok Soulmate one-shots with random bangtan ships and random soulmate identifiers that I've challenged my beta with. Only rule: we can't go past 1500 words.

ZzzJin To The Rescue | 1/1 | Words: 1737 | Kim Namjoon/Kim Seokjin Kim Namjoon couldn't sleep.

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hi i would like to know about the angsty sequel

Hi! I really want to apologize for taking five years to answer this. I’ve been in a creative slump recently and very stressed about having to get my wisdom teeth removed! But my muse has been gracious enough to visit me again and I’m in the recovery process of getting my teeth out so I’m feeling much better!!

Alright, so, instead of jumping right into the angst, I thought I should probably say what stays happy and generally untouched by my cruel, cruel hands lmao.

1. Namjoon and Jin are still together and very very happy. No, they aren’t married, I don’t think they ever will either. It’s definitely not that they don’t want to, it’s just that there are very strict laws when it comes to the ‘rules’ of the weddings and the like. Therefore, outside of immediate friends and family, no one knows Jin is with Namjoon. Which, obviously sucks  but they learn to deal with it in the best ways possible. 

2. Around Jin’s thirties people start questioning and causing an uproar about him not having an heir. They’ve seemed to accept he’ll never get married but people recognize that if he’s not going to step down he needs an heir like yesterday. Let’s just say a baby comes into the picture and all the extra asses in the kingdom start rumors that he’s secretly seeing someone behind closed doors. (which, while its technically true, it’s only Namjoon and they mutually agreed to adopt a kid)

Okay now time for the angst I planned! I’d brace yourself this is probably going to be painful af. 

1. Tae and Jungkook break up. Nearly the moment I finished the fic I thought about break ups and how in fic you don’t really see that (for obvious reasons of course, who wants to read that heartbreak? lmao) and immediately knew I wanted to explore how it’d affect everyone involved. 

Jungkook is the one that breaks up with Tae and it’s mostly because of the clash in their personalities. Taehyung’s every energetic and social, which, makes him kind of perfect for diplomatic settings where its important to mend and strengthen bonds with leaders of other countries and such. You always want to leave the person you talk to with a positive thought about you in mind. 

 With Jungkook, it’s not to necessarily say he’s not energetic and positive but he would be very socially awkward in these settings. It drains him just going to one, but when he’s kind of goaded into these events three, four times a week it just gets to be too much. This mixed with Tae not always being around because he has other royal duties that don’t involve bringing Jungkook sort of leave him not in the best state of mind.

So, after having a lot of deep talks Jimin, Jungkook decides he can’t do this anymore and ends it. Taehyung is upset of course, he sort of felt like it came out of nowhere but forces himself to accept it. Jungkook wants to remain friends and Tae agrees but it’s sort of not an accident that they don’t really talk one on one anymore.

2. Right after being broken up with, there comes news that a certain neighboring kingdom is hounding Jin about not getting married. They have a daughter who’s completely eligible to become his wife and insist on the pair getting together. Gradually, tensions run so high that the threat of war is no longer just a fleeting thought. Seeing the utter despair in Jin and Namjoon’s face, Taehyung realizes that he would never be able to live with himself if he sat back and watched his brother get ripped away from the person he truly loves. So, he volunteers. 

Everyone is desperate to find him a way out of it, even Jungkook who heard about it through Yoongi.

At this point Taehyung can only laugh it off and insist that unless they want a pointless war this is the only way to go. What’s one sacrifice to save thousands, right?

The wedding’s rather abrupt and Taehyung’s forced to move to the other kingdom and start over brand new. 

Don’t worry, one day Tae happens across a gentleman roaming the halls by the name of Park Bogum and they get along tremendously well. ;)

3. Now, this part would have been a very, very slow burn but, after Jungkook and Taehyung break up, Kook and Yoongi surprisingly don’t cut ties. They have a lot more in common then you’d think and… Yeah. Sugakookie happens. Yoongi isn’t sure how to react to his feelings for Jungkook at first, considering he grew up with Jin and Taehyung and views the younger like a little brother. Gradually it grows from tension to sexual tension to just lots and lots of tension before Yoongi finally gives in. 

After everything’s said and done, they see Taehyung again as a couple and come clean. He just offers a (semi fake) smile and wishes them the best. (This would probably be right before he meets Bogum)

4. Jimin and Hoseok are doing well, but Jimin seems to hone in on how much time Hoseok spends with college bud Yoongi nowadays and leads him to getting very jealous. 

It gets so bad that without thinking clearly he forces himself to break up with Hoseok because he’s convinced they love each other more.

You can imagine his reaction when it comes out Jungkook and Yoongi are .5 seconds from shoving their tongues down each other’s throats every time they see each other. 

Needless to say Jimin does apologize and they work their issues out. So they do get a happy ending and get back together!

Wow okay i hope that wasn’t too wild of a ride. Lmao idk if anyone will even read this because I took way too fuckin long to reply to this. If you have any other questions about my fic feel free to send in an ask!

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cuties

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Hollywood meets K-Pop 2/?

Park Jimin of BTS as Dr. Bruce Banner/The Incredible Hulk

“That's my secret, Captain. I'm always angry.”

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Hollywood meets K-Pop 1/?

Wonho/Shin Hoseok of Monsta X as Steve Rogers/Captain America

“Who in their right minds would volunteer for a unproven scientific experiment run by a German scientist?”

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Please please please write that angsty sequel i need something to cry :D

its honestly amazing how wishy washy i am when literally only one person asks me so kindly

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BTS Dragon AU

Dragon Keepers - soulmates with a dragon Dragons - tightknit community oriented species with low populations

Jin - dragon (pink scales with silver wings, eyes, spikes and claws) Yoongi - dragon keeper (elf prince) Hoseok - dragon (gold scales with green wings, eyes, spikes and claws) Namjoon - dragon (purple scales with blue wings, eyes, spikes and claws) Jimin - dragon keeper (human) Taehyung - dragon keeper (human) Jungkook - dragon (black scales with red wings, eyes, spikes and claws)

Humans scorn dragon keepers for having a non-human soulmate unlike the rest of their species while also fearing them for their ability to use magic. On a completely different perspective elves see the dragon keepers as blessed for being mated to such a powerful being.

Humans have no ability to utilize magic while elves only possess nature-oriented magic. For dragon keepers this means they have to be educated by their mates on the wide array of subjects they have access to after they’re fully mated.

Fully “mating” with a dragon includes magically intertwining the dragon and the human/elves’ souls together for all eternity. This provides the human/elf an immortal life like the dragon as well as gifting them the full ability to manipulate magic.

The dragon keepers soulmarks are exact images of their soulmate’s dragon forms. Humans gain their marks at ten years old while elves gain them at fifty (the equivalent of ten human years).

Traditional soulmarks usually consist of gaining their other half’s name imprinted on their wrists. Humans are usually mated with humans (same for elves), usually considered due to the extreme differences in life spans. A few rare instances of human-elf mates have been recorded but they’re considerately rarer than even dragon keepers.

Dragons use the hundred years they have to age until they’re considered mature enough to venture out in search of their mate to learn how to shift into human forms, become masters of their natural affinity in elemental magic (earth, air, fire, water), how to brew potions, etc. and are expected to teach their mates the same (excluding the shifting) when the time comes.

Despite living in extremely close clusters dragons become isolationists when searching for their mate and do not return to their nests hometowns until they’ve mated completely with their chosen one. This is due to an instinctual need to both protect their future mate as well as erasing any chance of another dragon stealing their future mate despite the futility of such an endeavor considering their souls literally are only completed when they’re together.

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Yoongi, Hoseok, and Namjoon

Yoongi is the second prince to the Northern Kingdom, leaving his parents relieved that he’s not the heir when his soulmark appears because they know his future is set away from their home.

Yoongi isn’t so thrilled about his mark because even if he’s a dragon keeper he has two dragons intertwined on his back. That is not normal in any sense people usually have one dragon so what the fuck.

Apparently it means he’s going to be partaking in threesomes for the rest of his eternal life, but whatever.

Hoseok arrives in the Northern Kingdom three years after he leaves home after visiting the other elven kingdoms. It’s considered normal to visit the elven kingdoms when first searching for a mate since human dragon keepers are far more spread out and harder to locate due to the stigma they face.

It’s tradition for any dragon keepers within the elven kingdoms to gather and bare their soulmarks for a visiting dragon. Having experienced the event many times over his 230 years of life, Yoongi finds it just as engaging as his etiquette lessons.

The visiting dragon is pretty though, with a heart-shaped smile, golden blond hair, and a killer jawline and fuck whoever has him as his mate is a lucky little shit.

By now everyone knows about his dual soulmark on his back so he’s really nonchalant about showing up to the meeting shirtless. Then they witness Hoseok shifting into his dragon form.

Lo and behold it’s actually his mate this time around.

Yoongi’s not okay. Even if he is a lucky little shit.

Noticeable silence when the other elves leave, his parents included, and Yoongi’s just nervously avoiding turning his back to Hoseok’s curious green eyes. Fuck, even those golden scales are pretty what the hell.

After a few minutes Hoseok transforms back into his human form and approaches Yoongi with a comforting smile. “You don’t have to be nervous, ya know.”

“Ah, yeah I kinda do.”

Then Yoongi turns around while watching Hoseok over his shoulder and he watches the mixture of surprise, curiosity, confusion, and jealousy crossing over the other’s face and can only offer a hesitant “sorry…?” as consolation.

But then Hoseok finally recognizes who is intertwined with his dragon form on Yoongi’s back and he starts cackling.

Yoongi is understandably confused. He had been dreading this meeting for a hundred and thirty years he expected rage not maniacal laughter and his snappish “what the fuck?” is sort of expected in all honestly.

“T-that’s my best friend!” Hoseok gasps out, clutching at his stomach.

Yoongi quirks an eyebrow, repeating a more calm, “what the fuck?”

Hoseok explains that his friend isn’t even a hundred yet - is a year off from his calculations - so he hasn’t even started searching for his mate.

Yoongi takes it in stride, even if he is very annoyed when Hoseok refuses to share any more information about the third member of their threesome. He won’t even tell Yoongi his name, the little shit.

They speak for hours, learning about one another until it’s time for dinner and Yoongi hesitantly brings Hoseok to meet his family.

“You’re the fucking prince?”

“The second prince.”

“Oh that’s much more relieving.”

Yoongi’s family might love Hoseok more than they love him, what the fuck?

They spend the next eleven months in the Northern Kingdom, getting to know one another. Yoongi’s still hesitant to take the official mating mark and bond their souls together for all eternity - understandable, given it can take decades for some elves to accept it.

Then Yoongi brings up how he’s nervous about his other soulmate (who Hoseok still refuses to talk about, damn him) and how their dynamics will work out.

“I mean, technically if he’s my soulmate that also makes him your soulmate. Are you okay with that??”

“He’s hot as fuck and a total nerd, I don’t mind. Sharing you will probably be a bit of an issue at first, though?”

“Why?”

“Instincts, darling, instincts.”

They come to the joint decision that Hoseok should go meet with the “three” part of their threesome lest he traverses the same route as Hoseok and takes three years to reach the Northern Kingdom.

Hoseok is very, very unhappy with leaving Yoongi alone for even an hour so the two weeks it takes to fly back to his hometown is extremely stressful.

Hoseok almost makes Namjoon plummet into the ground when he tackles him in the air when the latter finally leaves their nest hometown

“Hyung?!”

“Dude you’ll never believe what happened”

Hoseok spends a few hours telling Namjoon about Yoongi - well, about the whole ‘two soulmates’ thing, not so much about Yoongi himself - before demanding that they immediately start flying back to the Northern Kingdom.

Namjoon’s a little shellshocked but he’s completely on board because hell yeah, Hoseok already knows where his soulmate is. Technically it’s Hoseok’s soulmate too but his instincts are still growling at that part.

When they finally reach the castle Yoongi’s in one of his (despised) etiquette classes and is far too relieved when Hoseok bursts in. Then he realizes what Hoseok being back means, and he’s up on his feet only to watch a purple-haired, gangly limbed, attractive as fuck man accidentally turn over the table full of millennia old glass dishes.

Amidst all the shards of glass Yoongi’s shot a bashful smile and fuck, Yoongi is a lucky little shit.

“Uh, Yoongi, this is Kim Namjoon. He’s my best friend, a complete mess, and apparently our soulmate.”

They’re interrupted by Yoongi’s teacher screeching about the broken antiques and Namjoon is just hella sheepish even as he stands there, scratching the back of his head and staring at this dainty little elf woman who’s full of rage. After a few minutes of just letting her highlight the historical artifacts that were just lost Namjoon shrugs, waves his hand and bam, the dishes are magically put back together.

Silence.

“Okay, he’s a complete mess but at least he learned how to rectify things when he smashes them to pieces?” Hoseok offers.

Yoongi is very, very impressed and his teacher is very, very shook. Yoongi takes his chances to grab Hoseok and (gulp) Namjoon’s hands and ditch his class before she can come back to her senses.

He takes them back to his room and they spend hours upon hours talking to one another. Yoongi’s brother eventually comes to find him because Yoongi’s teachers complained about him missing classes and he’s very, very shocked to find a blue-eyed man growling alongside Hoseok.

“Uh, who’s this?”

“He’s part of our threesome.”

Silence.

“Dammit Hoseok.”

Yoongi’s parents are very ecstatic that their son has found both of his mates even though Hoseok had ignored the elven customs of presenting the dragon keepers to visiting dragons and just dragged Namjoon through the castle. They’re happy to meet Namjoon regardless, even though he manages to break three plates, two wine glasses, and snap the spokes of his fork all within the time dinner is served. At least he fixes each item afterwards.

Throughout the next few months there are various incidents where Hoseok and Namjoon’s instincts overtake them and they start growling and swiping at one another for approaching Yoongi.

That’s not even including the horror that is sleeping in the same bed during the rare instances it occurs.

“Okay, seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you two?”

Queue twin pouts “instincts, darling, instincts.”

“Is this going to happen forever?”

“Nah, it stops whenever we finally mate either each other.” Namjoon reveals, get dual deadpan looks.

“You knew that all this time?”

“I mean, yeah?”

“Well why didn’t you just say that instead of letting sunshine here just repeat ‘instincts, darling, instincts’ like a damn fool?!”

“Rude” Hoseok muttered.

“It was meant to be”

“I mean, I thought he told you?” Namjoon questioned.

“Fuck no he didn’t!”

“Hey, in my defense not even I knew” Hoseok grumbled.

“I hate you both”

“You can’t hate us, we’re literally going to be spending eternity together” Hoseok pointed out.

“Well why don’t we just get a headstart on that?” Yoongi drawled sarcastically.

“What?” - Hoseok

“What?” - Namjoon

“What?” - Yoongi

Yoongi starts nervously laughing only to be pounced on by Namseok with demands on if he’s serious or not. Yoongi somehow distracts them (read: he may or may not kiss both of them for the first time and then flee) for now and the subject is dropped for a bit.

‘a bit’ is in actuality only a day but they’re put off for another month after Yoongi reveals that he’s thinking about it.

Yoongi’s birthday is fast approaching and it’s while he’s in the middle of being formally fitted for the extravagant celebration his parent’s throw each year that he realizes he just wants to spend the day in bed with Namseok and maybe have them feed him cake by hand that he realizes he’s ready to be their mates

He may or may not choose to hide that fact from his parents because it’s tradition that the morning after a dragon marks his soulmate that he brings them back to his nest hometown.

Yoongi meant to be more romantic when he revealed he was ready to be mated (since his last admission was by accident) but honestly it was just gasped out when Namseok was showering him with kisses that night like they had started doing.

Basically innocent kisses took on a whole different purpose after that.

The next morning Yoongi’s brother walked in to see Namseok helping Yoongi pack (magically being able to shrink things was amazingly helpful) while barely being clothed. He also notices how many hickies are covering his brother’s milky skin and refuses to acknowledge it.

Yet again Yoongi’s brother is faced with dual glares and accompanying growls but at this point he’s used to it and only questions “what the fuck?”

“I may have become mated to these two dumbasses last night”

“Our parents are going to be pissed”

“I know, I’m planning on telling them then leaving immediately, shh”

“Good luck man”

Yoongi’s plan does not go off without a hitch like he was hoping.

But traditions are traditions and amongst all his mother’s screeching about his approaching birthday celebration and how rude it is to just cancel it the boy’s depart with promises to visit in a few years.

Two weeks traveling by dragon back makes for a pissy Yoongi

“My ass is aching you fuckers!”

“I can make it ache for a different reason?”

“Namjoon stop trying to be smooth you’re literally a child”

“You’re only three years older than me!”

“You’re both children shut the fuck up”

When they finally get back to their nest hometown Hoseok and Namjoon’s (and everyone else) is shocked that they both share the same soulmate. It’s rare but it’s not unheard of so they’re left to peacefully move in together and maybe bend each other over every flat surface available.

A few years later they get new neighbors in the form of VKook and JinMin and Yoongi starts regretting his existence.

Taehyung and Jungkook

Taehyung used to be a popular kid around their small village. He was, he swears, but then he was ten and whilst everyone else gained their soulmate’s names on their wrists he got a menacing black and red dragon etched around his body from his neck to his fucking toes.

Bad news: he’s the new village pariah

Sorta good news: there was already a village pariah and his new best friend is Park Jimin who’s also a dragon keeper but his soulmark is on his ass how hilarious is that? Taehyung feels a lot better about his own mark now. I mean, sure, some of his tattoo is on his ass but at least not all of it.

More good news: at least Taehyung’s grandmother still loves him despite his parents declaring him devil spawn and dumping him on her like burnt rice.

Even more good news: Taehyung’s new best friend Park Jimin moves in with him too because Taehyung won’t take no for an answer after learning that he had been living out on the street for two whole months after his shitty parents had kicked him out on his goddamn birthday.

If Taehyung wasn’t ten years old he’d be knocking on their fucking door and punching Jimin’s parents in their faces. Maybe he’d stop on Jimin’s dad’s dick too.

Taehyung might have a vocabulary ill-befitting of a ten year old but don’t tell his grandmother, she thinks he’s an angel.

Eleven years later and Taehyung and his platonic bromate for life and forever-together best friend Park Jimin are still living with his grandmother but then she’s sick and she dies and Taehyung can’t stop crying because that’s his grandmother and she accepted him when nobody else will and why is life so unfair??

They have to leave though, they have to leave the house his grandmother had lived in all her life and they have to leave her little grave under her favorite cherry blossom tree because now they’re alone and they have no protection against the villager’s and they have to leave before they’re run out of town by an angry mob because they’re vile, sinful demons.

So Taehyung and Jimin pack whatever they can carry and collect any money they can (Taehyung even disguises himself so he can get a good deal without getting ripped off and sneaks into the town jeweler to cash in his mother’s expensive necklace and earrings set that he may or may not have snuck into his old house to steal) before they leave their hated hometown.

The most important item they bring, though, is Taehyung and Jimin’s furbaby Soonshim who is the sweetest dog on the entire planet. His grandmother had let them keep the little runt of a pup they found in a back alley and now he’s big and can fight off the wolves that threatened his grandmother’s goats and Taehyung would rather lose his arm than lose Soonshim.

The looters that try to steal all of their goods two weeks later soon learn this because Taehyung takes a stab into his fucking bicep when one of the fucker’s aimed for his dog. Taehyung then proceeded to crush his dirty fucking face into the rocky ground below them before he passed out while Jimin used those unexpected muscles of him to suckerpunch the other one straight in the nose.

They then proceed to loot their looters (they even gain a new spiky collar for Soonshim fashioned out of one of the edgy fucker’s belts) before continuing on their way to the next town.

It’s in the next inn they crash at (bargaining dinner and a night’s stay in return for washing dishes the entire night) that Taehyung encounters Jeon Jungkook.

The bunny-toothed man had red fucking eyes but no one seemed to fucking notice??? Not even Jimin, what the fuck?!

“What do you mean you can’t see them they’re fucking glowing you blind little-”

“I’m not little-”

“Well your brain’s little if you can’t even comprehend-”

“You can see my eyes?” Bunny-man-demon-eyes questions, leaving against the bar top a few stools down from where they’re inhaling their hard earned dinner.

“Um, no?” Taehyung squeaks.

The man stared at him, scary eyes narrowed menacingly before he chuckled (holy shit that was cute, what the fuck) and pushed down his hood (holy shit he’s cute, what the fuck) to smile charmingly at Taehyung (holy shit, what the fuck).

Dropping his tone lower, Taehyung could barely hear the following question among the din the filled the diner’s full dining room but he did hear and it made ice shoot down his spine. “You’re a dragon keeper, aren’t you?”

Tugging in an unfortunately noticeably manner at his shirt’s high collar (damn his soulmark’s left front foot, why did it have to be right on the back of his neck?) Taehyung smiled his signature boxy smile. “Nope!”

The bunny boy had a scarily good deadpan expression. “Bullshit.”

By this point he had migrated over to the stool right next to his side, Jimin noticeably stilling in dangerous anticipation and Soonshim growling between their ankles. Taehyung narrowed his eyes into a glare. “Who the fuck are you?”

“A dragon”

“What?” - Taehyung

“What?” - Jimin, the eavesdropping bastard

“Woof?” - Soonshim, the most adorable puppy ever.

The scary eyed man smiled that bunny grin again. “I’m Jeon Jungkook and I’m a dragon. You’re quite possibly my soulmate considering you can see through my glamour.”

“Glamour?” Taehyung questioned, at a loss on how to acknowledge the rest of the boy’s - Jungkook’s - statement.

“Illusion.” Jungkook clarified.

“Prove it.”

Within the next second Jimin was grasping painfully at Taehyung’s wrist, whispering frantically. “Holy shit his eyes!”

“What did I fucking-”

“No you shithead they were brown before! Then they were red! And now they’re brown again, what the fuck?!”

“Magic.” Jungkook was smirking and it made him look like an asshole but it also made him look like an attractive asshole and fuck-

“So, soulmark? You show me yours I’ll show you mine?” Jungkook wiggled his eyebrows and wow, nevermind. He may be attractive but Jungkook was a fucking dork, holy fucking hell.

“I thought dragons don’t have marks?” Jimin questioned in confusion.

“I was alluding to my dick, but I could just show you my dragon form instead.” Jungkook admitted with a nonchalant shrug.

Taehyung stared.

Jimin stared.

Soonshim growled. What a good boy.

“Okay.”

“Taehyung!”

“Dragon form first, though.”

“You gotta room?”

“Are you gonna fit??”

“Hell no, but if you tell me where your window is I’ll leave and fly by it. I’d be run out of town otherwise.”

“Fair enough.”

Thirty minutes later they were gifted with the sight of a gigantic fucking black dragon with red wings and claws and eyes flying around their inn, inky scales glowing in the full moon light.

Thirty more minutes later and they were letting Jungkook into their bedroom while Jimin and Soonshim frantically walked out.

“I’m taking him for a walk, his eyes don’t need to be violated.”

“Jimin we’ve bathed with Soonshim, what the fuck-”

“Violated!”

“Violated?” Jungkook questioned in confusion before practically swallowing his tongue as Taehyung shucked off his shirt. Before he could comment on all that smooth, tan skin that was suddenly revealed Taehyung’s hands were unbuckling his belt and pushing down his pants and now his back was to Jungkook and that ass, those boxer briefs need to go-oh wait, holy shit.

Starting from Taehyung right shoulder and spiraling all the way down his back and his right leg all the way to his toes and he just noticed how the wings were wrapped around his stomach in a makeshift hug and Jungkook was staring at himself imprinted on someone else’s body and fuck.

“Okay well. Ah. That’s-well then.”

“Look who’s cocky now.” Taehyung muttered sarcastically, glancing over his shoulder with a  mocking smile.

“My cock’s certainly involved somewhere here, yes.”

“Goddammit you loser.”

“Excuse you”

“You’re excused”

Jungkook certainly was excused because now Taehyung was leaning over, those boxer briefs straining over his plush ass as he leaned down to pull his pants back up and Jungkook almost whimpered as that beautiful skin was once again concealed.

He couldn’t even stop himself when Taehyung moved to pull on his shirt again, rushing forward and gripping the human’s wrists gently. When their eyes met (a mix of surprise and confusion versus something dark and heady) Jungkook let out a low whisper, slowly moving his gaze down Taehyung’s torso. “Let me look for a minute?”

“Um, sure?”

Then Jungkook’s hands were smoothing over Taehyung’s arms, ghosting along his collarbones before skimming down to his ribs where his soulmark’s wings first started becoming visible around his front. Jungkook was methodical about following the outer membrane of the wing, all the way down to the tips where they met right below Taehyung’s bellybutton and wow, this guy was something else.

“That’s a lot more than looking.” Taehyung whispered quietly.

Jungkook hummed thoughtfully before grasping at the boy’s hips (smirking at the gasp Taehyung couldn’t repress) before slowly, slowly turning him around. Jungkook chuckled when Taehyung leaned his back against the dragon’s chest, leaning his head down to ghost his lips along that frustrating front leg that Taehyung always struggled to cover and-

“OH MY GOD”

“DAMMIT JIMIN”

After their first meeting that was a lot more touchy-feely then it probably should have been Jungkook started traveling with the two.

He’s was quick to question their relationship (“you’re not dating right?” “oh my god i wanna barf he’s like my brother”), why they called Soonshim their furbaby (“because he’s our son” “but you just said you guys weren’t-” “we’re platonic bromates for life don’t be jealous you overgrown lizard” “what did you just call me”), if Jimin was a dragon keeper too (“yeah, do you wanna know where his mark is??” “one more word and i will literally strangle you don’t test me”), and why they were traveling together (“the villagers thought we were devil spawn and the only person who accepted and loved us died” “holy fucking shit i’m so sorry”), and anything else his nosy ass wanted to know

After that last question things were quiet for a bit as the two humans stewed before Jimin decided to ask if Jungkook knew any pink dragons

“Um, what type of pink? And what other color? I know this guy who’s, like, violently hot pink with blue eyes?”

“No, more like the color of sakura petals? With silver wings?”

“Ah, no, sorry dude. Maybe he’s from some of the eastern nests- I mean, um, towns?”

“You can just call it your nest it’s not that weird”

“I’m undercover, Taetae, I can’t use nest.”

“Oh my God he’s already calling you Taetae I’m going to barf”

“Shut up Jimin” - VKook

Jungkook continues to travel with the duo until they end up meeting Seokjin. It isn’t until Jimin’s fully bonded with the older dragon that Taehyung finally allows Jungkook to mate with him which is understandable but kind of annoying because Taehyung is a fucking cocktease

Jimin too, but that’s more from the dude walking in on them whenever Jungkook’s got Taehyung all hot and bothered and then they’re both left with a case of blue balls.

They move in next door to Jimin because Taehyung refuses to part with his bromate for the rest of eternity and Jungkook’s finally got his instincts to stop making him growl whenever he sees the two cuddling together

Soonshim is the honorary furbaby with four fathers now and constantly switches between their apartments each night.

Soonshim gains three new fathers when Taehyung and Jimin becomes friends with their elven neighbor Yoongi and his two mates Namjoon and Hoseok

Yoongi has no say in this friendship, which he’s very salty about

Seokjin and Jimin

When Jimin’s mark appeared, he was horrified. He knew what it meant, he knew the repercussions that he’d be forced to accept

So when he ran home on his birthday in tears, expecting the kind and loving support from his parents, he was instead greeted with an angry and humiliated mother and father

They insisted on leaving town, knowing that people would talk and that Jimin would  single handedly ruin their reputation. It was in this mode of thinking that they dropped off their child at an orphanage in the dead of night and went on their way

No has heard from them since, Jimin sometimes would hear whispers about a couple that was attacked and buried in shallow graves a few miles out from the neighboring town but he chooses to stop listening after that and decides not to worry about them anymore

At the orphanage this kids bullied and beat on him because he didn’t have a normal human mark

A week into his new arrangement they discovered that he did indeed have a mark, but one frowned so deeply upon that when the caregiver found out, they made no attempt to stop the harassment even with Jimin walking around with a black eye or bloody nose

Eventually he decided enough was enough and ran away, unsurprisingly no one bothered looking for him

He stayed on the other side of town and got by begging for scraps and spare change

In doing this, he found a pregnant stray dog that seemed to go wherever food called, leading the two of them to become partners

The dog would sniff out the food while Jimin would do the begging, it was a good thing they were both cute otherwise they’d both be screwed

A month and a half later Jimin found solace in Taehyung and the two clicked instantly, especially when he saw the claws of a dragon etched onto the back of Taehyung’s neck

Jimin cried when Tae brought him home and his grandmother told him he could stay with them

Not much later the dog ended up only having one puppy that both boys absolutely adored

Only one day the dog isn’t with the puppy and is found dead on the side of the road somewhere nearby, leading the pair to take in the puppy and name him Soonshim

Eleven years later and Jimin is just as heartbroken as Taehyung at their grandmother’s passing, she practically raised him after all

They leave town together with Soonshim in tow

Jimin is nervous as fuck and absolutely dreading the day he meets his soulmate because of the location of his mark, he’s going to humiliate himself without even trying

It’s a soft pink dragon thats mouth starts at the very bottom of the small of his back, the head and neck nearly taking up his entire right ass cheek before wrapping around his waist, the wings were folded back and sat at the bottom of his stomach and the edge of his pelvis before the tail curled neatly around his left butt cheek

Doesn’t help that Taehyung likes to bring it up every waking hour either, it’s just left him even more mortified at the idea that he’s just going to be one massive fuck up

Then Tae meets Jungkook

He’s the biggest brat Jimin has ever met,Taehyung being a promising contender beforehand

Secretly, he’s really jealous that he’s forced to play third wheel while they get to fawn over each other

He’s also walked in on them so many times half (and even one time completely) naked that he wants to set his eyes on fire so he never has to witness anything like that again

Then they were walking through yet another town, Taehyung practically wrapped around Jungkook’s arm and giggling as they tripped over one another when the dragon’s head snapped up, pausing and growling at the open air, brown eyes flashing red and Soonshim was growling right along with him, hackles raised

“Jungkookie, what-”

“Dragons”

“Was that a plural why was that a plural-”

“Shut up Jimin, there’s like four of them around the corner.”

“Should we check it out??”

Jungkook was quick to refuse, nudging Taehyung into Jimin’s grip because after months of traveling together the dragon had finally stopped getting all jealous about their skinship before he was the one rounding the corner

Jimin and Taehyung only shared one glance before they were bolting forward, peeking their heads around the corner and staring at Jungkook approaching three men surrounding another one

Turns out Jungkook is a lot more powerful than his young age would suggest because he sends two of the dragon’s sprawling into the dirt and snarls right in the face of the other

When they eventually scuttle off it turns out the other dragon they were harassing was still healing from a case of poison, thus why he didn’t kick the other dragon’s asses himself

Always such a welcoming species humans were, especially inn caretakers. Not racist at all, nope

“But, why would those guys harass you anyway?” Jungkook questioned

The poisoned dragon, Jin, grinned sheepishly. “They might have been from my old nest”

“Old?” Taehyung questioned in confusion

“Ah, I’m not very...favorable there. Especially since I’m stronger than all of them, head dragon included.” He looked smug, if bitter

“Have you found your soulmate?” Jungkook questioned after an awkward silence

Jin snorted, shaking his head. “Nope.”

“Well, at least you’re pretty. Nice hair, by the way.” Jimin said, with that odd self-deprecating human that had never left after his time on the streets

“It’s just brown though?” Taehyung muttered in confusion, staring at his bromate

“Uh? No? It’s pink.”

Jin and Jungkook instantly snapped their heads in his direction, eyes wide. Jimin rose an eyebrow in question before remembering how Taehyung and Jungkook had met and oh no, really? This is how they meet?

“Oh shit.” Jimin squeaked.

Jin was too out of it from the poison coursing through him to do anything other than flop to the ground, wailing into the dirt. “I didn’t want to meet you like this! I wanted romance! But oh no, I’m just poisoned and barely lucid!”

“I literally meet Taehyung in a bar” Jungkook informed, depositing a quick kiss on his soulmate’s temple

“Still cuter than this” Taehyung muttered unhelpfully

An hour spent with Jungkook cautiously attempting to heal the poisoning with Jin’s own internal magic helping and then the four were quick to find a clearing at Jimin’s demands (“I need to see your dragon form or you’re not getting anywhere near me, no offense” “fair enough”)

Then there’s a ginormous light pink dragon towering above them three times the size of Jungkook, silver wings spread wide and iridescent eyes staring down right at Jimin

“Oh”

Then Jin - beautiful, broad-shouldered Jin - was standing in front of him again, asking about his soulmark and Taehyung was cackling as Jimin’s face soon resembled a tomato

Jin frowned in confusion, looking between the two. Even Jungkook was chuckling in amusement. “What?”

“His mark is on his-” Jimin’s hand was quick to smack over Taehyung’s mouth, too busy gaping at his soulmate - his soulmate - to answer coherently

“He’d have to take off his pants.” Jungkook finally answers, causing Jin’s eyebrows to shoot up in surprise, watching the smaller male as he body tackled Taehyung straight to the ground in an effort to quell the man’s laughter

“Are they-?”

“No. They call each other their bromate for life.”

“Ah”

It’s another two weeks with Jin joining them on their travels before Jimin finally shows him, Jin backing off until the other is more comfortable with him, though he has seen a few hints of the mark whenever Jimin’s shirt rode high and his pants rode low

Jimin learns just how plush Jin’s lips could be that night when he traced over every edge of the mark - every. edge.

Then it’s been almost a year of having each couple walk in on the other, Jungkook’s at the limit of his patience but his goal above all is Taehyung’s happiness so it’s not until Jimin finally let’s Jin mate with him that he gets to mate Taehyung and then they realize-

Jin has no home, no nest, and Jimin and Taehyung refuse to be separated from each other

Jungkook is silent for a few good minutes before saying that he’ll vouch for Jin, saying that his father is rather close to the head dragon, that it wouldn’t be a problem

Then the four are flying off towards their new home, their new nest, their new futures together, Soonshim balanced easily and carefully between Jin’s gigantic claws

Taehyung and Jimin complain about their asses hurting, just as Yoongi had done years earlier and then they’re introduced to other dragons, other dragon keepers, and move in right next to an elf and his two mates

They’re happy, all of them are in the end, but no one is happier than Soonshim with the seven hands that will slip him scraps under the dinner table.

[Here’s what we imagined the dragon keepers soulmarks looking like (obviously different colors to match the boy’s colors but we worked with what we had): Yoongi, Taehyung, and Jimin]

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Classic Monster AU

Yoongi - Dracula

Jungkook - The Wolf Man

Hoseok - The Invisible Man

Namjoon - Frankenstein’s Monster

Taehyung - The Creature from the Black Lagoon

Jimin - The Grim Reaper

Jin - Human

Jin is the one that keeps everything together, without him Yoongi would forget that he needs sustenance to the point of losing control and Namjoon would accidentally terrify all the neighborhood kids when he goes outside to get the mail

Don’t even get him started about the time Hoseok decided to take a walk with nothing but a hat and sunglasses on. He’s just glad the neighbors weren’t out for that one 

Jin and Yoongi have a complicated relationship, one day Jin’s just a kindly blood donor and the next he’s a blood donor with benefits, if you catch my drift

Jimin cannot wrap his hand all the way around his scythe handle because tiny hands

It’s not funny okay, Tae gives him enough shit as it is

If this was a show there would be an episode called “Mama Jin’s Day Off” 

He’s hesitant but the boys insist he go to the spa for the day and that they’ll survive on their own, it won’t be that hard without him. Only, Jin comes home with surprise pizza and just:

Needless to say, plenty of “I told you so’s” went around that night once the fire was put out and Hoseok stopped bleeding (I think you know why Yoongi stepped away from the scene when Jin finally came home)

Taehyung makes too many Shrek jokes to be considered normal

He sets his alarm everyday to All Star and reenacts the opening scene from the movie. Every. Day.

Every movie night it’s the first movie to come out of his mouth as a suggestion. Then Shrek 2, Shrek the Third, and finally Shrek Forever After

Jungkook has come crying to Jin a couple times because he hates himself and how uncontrollable he gets during a full moon. Jin just comforts him and tells him that he’s not really that weird and gross and that it’s okay to be scared. He definitely makes sure to get the point across that he’s not alone and has 5 other friends he can talk to about supernatural things if he thinks Jin wouldn’t understand

Namjoon, the brightest guy of the pack, has a weird interest in shiny objects and electricity. He has a field day with those globes where the current moves with your hand when you touch it

He blames the bolts in his neck for the odd weird behavior, but they know. We all know. He’s got an insatiable curiosity for it. That, and there’s a dead guy’s brain in him too, so you know.

Let’s just say they have socket protectors out the wazoo  

Hobi tries to mess with the others all the time. Jin doesn't even have to look up from the book he’s reading when a rush of air brushes past him, 

“Hobi go put some clothes on. Also, stop trying to scare Jungkookie.” 

It’s quiet for a second before he hears whining, “hyung, you’re no fun.”

Kookie is a baby, he’s new to the werewolf thing so his senses are kind of fucked up from that, not to mention living with 5 different smelling beings (Jin and Hobi smell the same because they’re both human, Hoseok’s just invisible)

Jimin smells like old lady perfume and some underlying smell that he can’t quite trace. It’s not very pleasant, but Kookie doesn't want to ask because he’s afraid of the answer he’ll get. Death.

Namjoon smells like ozone and like he just stood outside in the rain for hours

Yoongi always smells coppery like blood but it’s really bad after he’s done eating

One time he walked in on Jin and Yoongi have a feeding sesh and gagged really loud, getting a less than stellar reaction from his parents friends

Jin and Hobi, as humans, don’t have a very prominent smell to them singularly unless they were to put on cologne or something else that leaves a distinct scent on their bodies

Jungkook himself is actually really self conscious about what he smells like and is constantly bathing as a result

Yoongi is really the only one that would be bothered by his smell, and the baths do help. Sometimes. Other times it just upgrades from dog to wet dog. Though, he doesn't have the heart to tell Kookie yet because he’s still so new to all the creature shit and doesn’t want to make the transition worse for him than it already is

At the end of the day, these guys are Jin’s family and he would rather die than go back to a mundane life without All Star blaring through the walls every morning, or yelling at Hoseok to go put pants on, or reassuring each and every one of them are loved

 They unable to ever go hungry again, to the others Jin is a God sent

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BTS Creature AU

Namjoon is a werewolf and the future Alpha of the Ilsan Kim pack. Despite the norms he’s part of the small circle of his species who doesn’t actually hate vampires.

Always felt like a lone wolf among his pack

Has an alarming high IQ, which sets him apart from other wolves even more on top of being singled out as the child to an Alpha

Literally could not give two shits about becoming one though and lowkey hates the title

Neville Longbottom-ed the hardest out of his group of peers when puberty hit him like a brick, like jfc ya boi got legs for d a y s

Meets Yoongi when the vampire transfers to his high school

Uses a kind-of secret symbol thing that only other vampire’s can see that gives a sign that they’re chill with one another. This brings about Yoongi’s interest, especially considering Namjoon’s future-Alpha status

Backstory, he got that secret symbol thing at Ilsan’s sole co-species club after he kind of went down on a vampire who did him a solid afterwards by giving him it

They had their last class together and start to bond

Yoongi’s older than high schoolers should be but he had to leave his education because he was bit by a vampire, okay? Fledglings don’t have a good hold over their bloodlust so it wasn’t until he got control of himself that he went back. Unfortunately he chose a heavily werewolf-controlled high school and he’s working on transferring. Or, he was. Then he met Namjoon.

He’ll admit Namjoon is kinda hot, alright? But he’s a werewolf and that’s a no-go but--oh shit that’s a we’re chill symbol okay Namjoon’s definitely hot

Only his family is fucking awful holy shit

They meet in tenth grade and somehow keep their relationship a secret for two years which is impressive considering the way Yoongi’s scent tends to cover Namjoon sometimes

They plan out their senior years together because Namjoon is Done With This Shit™ and he doesn’t want to be an Alpha for a bunch of xenophobes thanks

They do a final Fuck You™ to the Ilsan Kim pack after graduation before grabbing all of Namjoon’s shit and leaving. Yoongi might have shone up at his doorstep (making him the first vampire to step on their ‘sacred lands’ in centuries) only to whisk away their now former future Alpha

They might have exchanged mating marks just before that final Fuck You™ so everyone in Namjoon’s family can smell Yoongi on him too

They move to Seoul afterwards and start trying to make their own way on the money Namjoon’s saved and the large sum Yoongi’s now deceased sire left him

I think it’s time for a read more.

Hoseok they meet at the same club where Namjoon was able to get the no bite symbol on his necklace. He’s a Gwangju witch up in Ilsan looking for some specialty ingredients for his potions and he finds interest in Yoongi (because cute) but then Namjoon is like “mine” and Hoseok finds interest in Namjoon (because hot)

He sorta backs off when discovering they’re together (like, mates together). Offers his services anytime if they ever go to Gwangju. They chill and get drunk together, leaving with each other’s phone numbers

Namjoon gets a cold a month or so later that needs one of those specialty potions. They’re hella expensive and only sold to alphas because it’s full of rare shit and Yoongi, whilst panicking, remembers Hoseok

Hoseok does him a solid. A threesome is his only required payment after Namjoon’s healthy. Yoongi’s kind of ??? But thankful. Namjoon is too, now that he can breathe through his nose

Somehow they become friends and Hoseok is now permanently in their lives

Hoseok wanted his own fairytale coffeeshop AU to happen. He makes potions on the side still because even though it’s the Family Business™ (and Talent) he doesn’t much like staining his hands red with questionable liquids or smelling like frog intestines all the time.

The cafe is protected by some rune barriers. Not Hoseok’s best work, but it’s efficient for keeping out humans.

Yoongi and Namjoon are taking music-oriented classes at the local university. Hoseok finished high school but he doesn’t really feel? the need? to go to school. His classes consist of going to a dance studio and actually being a teacher himself.

All three of them live above the cafe (it has two apartments, both with two bedrooms and single bathrooms) Hoseok sometimes sleeps over at their place when he’s feeling lonely. Or when he’s attempting to join in on their sex life. The duo indulges sometimes.

Jungkook the siren moves up to Seoul where he stumbles upon the cafe where Hoseok is flitting around the coffee machines. There’s floating cups making their own cappuccinos and an amused but awed line of customers as they watch Hoseok work his magic with his dancing fingers (and occasionally a cinnamon stick-turned-wand used unintentionally) and it’s?? Amazing? What Jungkook left Busan to find?

Jungkook takes a seat at the bar and just watches because he’s never seen magic so openly displayed. Especially by such a pretty face.

Hoseok doesn’t notice him because Kookie knows how to fade into the background and plus it had been a hectic day so Kookie gets to see what Hoseok’s like when that heart smile drops and he starts rubbing at his temple like he has a headache with that serious face and wow Jungkook can feel his cheeks flaming

Then Hoseok notices him and smiles back. With a hint of panic. And also interest because that shy smile in return has bunny teeth and Hoseok may not have Namjoon’s nose but he can smell the ocean and sea salt and he’s used to the earth and mountains but holy shit does this kid smell like home.

“Hey, sorry I didn’t see you. What can I get you?”

“Your number maybe?”

Hoseok is red. Jungkook is a mortified tomato. Did that really just come out of his mouth? Holy shit. Abort abort abort.

“How about my address, my bed’s right up stairs?”

Now Jungkook is a mortified but relieved tomato. Hoseok is a firetruck and wants to shrivel into dust. Did that really just come out of his mouth? Holy shit. Run run run.

“Oi, Hobi, don’t go perving on the kids. Also get me some coffee.” Yoongi’s interrupts.

“I’m 20” Jungkook tries to defend. Hoseok’s wish to eradicate himself escalates. He’s 23 and this kid is barely legal. Fuck.

“Yeah, keep it in your pants, man”

“You’re one to talk”

“Who was trying to initiate a threesome with me and my mate last night?”

“I was lonely and needed to get my dick wet hyung, let me live”

Well then. At least Jungkook knows Mr. Sunshine Smile is into guys now

Taehyung meets them because he knew Yoongi before Yoongi went to Ilsan and Namjoon is just??? Who is this tall lanky faerie who’s hella pretty with a boxy smile that is rubbing all up on his mate, get off you little shit

He is very very very interested in how Namjoon got Yoongi to date him

“You don’t understand, I tried to kiss him once and he wouldn’t talk to me for weeks”

“You were drunk as hell and had just vomited”

“Weeks, hyung, weeks”

Taehyung is good at runes and barriers and things Hoseok sucks at so of course the witch welcomes him into the apartments eagerly

Half of this eagerness is caused from Tae looking like a model but we’re not talking about that. Then he discovers that Tae’s kind of an odd duck but hey, he knows his magick

They nerd out together a lot over spellbooks

Jimin finds him a month later. He’s a mermaid from Busan and kind of in love with Tae so he followed him after the faerie stupidly left him without a word to find Yoongi.

“Jiminie!” smack

“Holy shit that looked like it hurt” -Hoseok

“Jimin, holy shit ow, I thought you loved me!” -Taehyung

Smack “don’t” smack “leave” smack “me” smack “again”

Sudden attention brought to the youngest when he comes in hoping for some quality time with Hoseok at the counter

“JUNGKOOKIE?” -Jimin

“Jung-who-ie?” -Taehyung

“Jung-runny” -Kookie as he flees. Hoseok is confused, jealous, and turned on as he watches Jimin body tackle his jailbait.

Jimin and Jungkook kind of knew each other since childhood (and formed a love/hate friendship) because of Busan mermaid-siren community being a relatively tight-knit kind of place.

Jungkook had no say in this friendship

Taehyung is just jealous “OI OFF, OFF, JIMINIE’S MINE FOR THE LOVE OF MERLIN” he won’t admit he’s kinda turned on too, he won’t

Most likely a foursome some nights in the future

Jimin may or may not avoid the cafe like the plague even as he crashes on Taehyung and Hoseok’s couch.

“If I get even a lick of water on me I grow a tail why do you think I don’t go downstairs”

“But Jungkook-”

“Mermaids and sirens are not the same, holy Poseidon Tae pick up a book”

Jin is introduced to them through Yoongi who needed a singer for his most recent work in his college music class

Namjoon is kinda star struck

Yoongi is jealous and not amused. Is this how Namjoon felt about Tae because Yoongi understands now and he would like it to stop please

“He’s a dragon, Yoongi”

“He’s a pink dragon”

“But a dragon, hyung”

Hoseok and Taehyung team up with Jin allowing them to use his scales for their new rune barrier base for the cafe because it’s one of the strongest magical conduits/protections but extremely hard to get the scales because they have to be willingly given.

Jin is a mother hen and everyone suffers (and enjoys) it

Everyone also learns not to frighten Jin too much because flames sometimes snort out of his nose if he’s scared enough and he once caught Yoongi’s favorite recliner on fucking fire

The first time everyone sees Jin in his dragon form is kind of...well, terrifying? Awe-inspiring? Namjoon and Yoongi both might have been inspired to write songs on the spot? Because there’s nothing like a fifty foot fire-lizard staring down at you to put your role in life into perspective

Yoongi takes back his pink jokes, Jin’s teeth are as long as his fucking arm, he agrees with Namjoon’s starstruck wonder

Jin and Jungkook become closer friends than even Jimin and Jungkook. The mermaid is Not Amused™ but also it’s nice? To see Jungkook having so much fun?

Hoseok tries to lure Jin into bed with him, of course

Jungkook refuses to get into that mess. This is his hyung, he doesn’t want to see his dick (they’re all his hyungs, technically, but he doesn’t want to see any of their dicks. Well, maybe Hoseok’s)

Jin politely refuses. He’s not getting into that mess.

Jin’s currently getting a master’s in culinary arts so that he can boast it alongside his teaching, law, and medical degrees. He likes being certified in things. Everyone else just appreciates food that isn’t the leftover pastries from the cafe

Everyone’s also wondering how old he is but Jin isn’t telling