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john winchester when he's in a tournament for the title of the shittiest tv parent and his rival is joyce summers

buffy's mother, seeing her only child in extreme distress, wanted for murder, going off to fight her ex-boyfriend for the fate of the world: if you step out that door, don't come back!

also buffy's mother: i don't blame myself for buffy not coming back, i blame her actual friends who've supported her through all of my bullshit, how dare they undermine my authority like that

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buffy's mother, seeing her only child in extreme distress, wanted for murder, going off to fight her ex-boyfriend for the fate of the world: if you step out that door, don't come back!

also buffy's mother: i don't blame myself for buffy not coming back, i blame her actual friends who've supported her through all of my bullshit, how dare they undermine my authority like that

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i know they said supernatural grew out of buffy the vampire slayer, but i don't think it quite registered until i watched an episode they basically entirely stole lmao

no wonder dean winchester had to fall in love with (an) angel who's lost his soul (repeatedly). it makes almost too much sense

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Asexual woman and A sexual woman:

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who gave you the right to be so beautiful, sir

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Friends forever . . . and ever . . . and ever . . . and ever ∞ 

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no duh, if she was sane she wouldn't love him. they are both immensely unwell, and if one of them wasn't, it would break the delicate balance of the universe. tikki and plagg would go feral. the world would end in .5 seconds

honestly, fu wouldn't have given them the jewels in the first place. it takes a special kind of illness to think "i'm 14 and am going to die in a magical war against a psychotic butterfly-obsessed mf-ker without a second thought, easiest decision of my life". fu saw his chance and he took it

Adrien gets sent to a universe where Marinette is sane and dislikes it immensely

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AU where Adrien and Marinette don’t have any languages in common so they can’t communicate except with like gestures and things. Marinette never falls in love with Adrien because she doesn’t understand his attempted moments of emotional honesty but Adrien is still like wow this girl is extremely weird, I should marry her about it

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Adrien's interpretation of Ladybug's story in Miraculous World: London

The London special gave me exactlyyyy the angst that I craved. I can't believe that THIS was what she told him.

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nefarious anglerfish

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Do you guys know respectable mexicans absolutely LOATHE Emilia Pérez and a mexican trans woman did a short film in like a week mocking it and called it Johanne Sacreblue and it's all french sterotypes and at some point it has Ladybug and Chat Noir fighting a mime in the background while the characters talk and the amount of rats in the scene increases each time the frame changes? It's important to me that people know this

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ok what kinda vendors trying to harvest data from my period calendar, fess up

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so re4 and re4r have a slightly different death cutscene for shooting the lake

the original shows del lago jump up towards the camera and swallow leon whole

the remake blanks towards the lake (without leon's model in view) and has del lago swallow the camera directly

and i didn't really get why they changed it, i thought the original scene was so much cooler

but i think i've had an epiphany

in the original that death is an easter egg, literally just there to startle you. you don't know that it's gonna happen. it's a consequence of your actions, and of course leon is the one who has to pay the price of every in-game mistake you make

in the remake, however, this is not a hidden scene or some big secret. it is a nod towards one of the most famous scenes from the original game. the developers know that, the players know that. it only makes sense that del lago goes not for leon's perfectly sculpted ass, but for you, the player. because it is YOU deliberately doing this. and you know how it's gonna end. this time YOU are paying the price for your curiosity. you acknowledge this renowned scene, and the game acknowledges you, the player, back

it's kind of genius really

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This might take the number 1 spot for worst thing I’ve ever made

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y'all thought i was kidding when i said my game was infinite void, partially gun™

i was not

sometimes you can actually see what is happening

other times you can't even see the gun

i have to walk straight into the wall and crawl along it like a newborn kitten until the prompt for opening the door pops up

i also squat in the corner and slash my knife at the shadow demons to find loot

ashley is starting to question my sanity

the joke's on her, we both need deworming and i'm the only one who can get us to the vet

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leon: *meets ashley for the first time*

leon: *immediately smashes a window with her face and drops both of them from an undetermined height, landing in a tactical roll while ashley plops square on her face*

leon: oh damn, my bad. how about a refreshing triathlon through this stinky village in these trying times? i promise to use these 3 grenades, 15 shotgun shells and 2 stacks of ammo for a gun i don't have to keep the scary shit at least 2 cm away from you at (most) all times. it's a good deal. ask the shady guy selling me guns, he can vouch

the best escort in the village, everyone. 10/10 would go with him to his white unmarked helicopter

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s4 sam and s6 cas about to snap the world in half like a kitkat: if i needed to stop being batshit insane, god would've surely given me a sign by now

dean mf winchester, the certified Righteous Man™, supposedly getting preferential treatment from god himself and like 2/3 of the mystical menagerie at all times: CEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

sam and cas: ...imma pretend i didn't hear that