#this is just my humor bless

[helianthus21]

aziraphale could've called crowley in any way, but he knows that usually you need a cell phone for that but he doesn't know how you use it so he's really,,, just holding it up and talking thru it huh

[juniemunie]

Anyways *blasts yosuke with the genderbend beam*

[lazycranberrydoodles]

xie lian texts like a grandpa … i imagine pre confession their texts would be a graveyard of hua cheng’s failed attempts at flirting

xie lian's profile picture is from the manhua by starember / follow for more of hua cheng Ls

[asleepinawell]

happy 26th thief series anniversary to everyone except frederick juniper rothchild the third 🎉🥂🌈

[bellesdiaries]

I'm sorry I messed this up. You wanted something funny and I... I never wanted anyone to know this, but I dreaded the idea of a new Mountie coming here....If I hadn't been so afraid of what I was feeling for you. If I hadn't stayed, if I hadn't gotten to know you. Here we are. I love you. I love you, too.

[nocturnalnewsiestrash]

I think Dead Boy Detectives has like permanently ruined my brain because I was playing Legos with my little brother and every time I glanced at the lego fish I started laughing and my brother was like "...what" and I had to explain that I kept thinking of the line 'the fish are washing away the runes!' And giggling uncontrollably. He didn't quite get why it was so funny to me but he humoured me anyway

[discocandles]

i'm of the opinion you can't diss megan thee stallion in a way that matters

[psymachine]

At first glance I really thought the king queen and consort was charmacden or macden and Maureen asdfjfghf. It's very good art though even though idk who those people are

macden and maureen lmfaoooo----

maureen seems to be the one ex of dennis' that mac wouldn't hook up with while he was pretending to be straight

thank you for the compliment!!

[flamboyant-king]

You know me. I like barely ever show any NOT SAFE FOR WORK drawings on here. So instead, I'm sharing drawings of my face AS I was drawing each NOT SAFE FOR WORK thing.

And the subject is right there, smack dab in the middle. Being tormented by the sins of the egg. (I drew him really cute but I can't share the rest.)

ALSO, I'd like to state that it's not corngraphic except like two maybe, it's more so like violent. We are all just having fun beating this guy up. Like, step right up and stomp on his face type shih. I never ever ever draw violent stuff, unless it's lewling related, so this is like cathartic.

This uhh feeling will fade after Halloween hopefully and we'll go back to our regularly scheduled wholesomeness and cammypus.

[larphis]

I have such a hard time talking to people about my interests because it’s literally as if god just pushed “randomize” in the character traits menu.

I love profound deep shit like classical literature of Franz Kafka, HP. Lovecraft, Edgar Allen Poe, Albert Camus and Oscar Wilde and then I’ll talk to you about the weird smut fanfiction I read yesterday.

And then you’ll see me trying to show you a best of of the cutest moments between my favorite romcom gays mixed with my recommendations for the best horror movies I’ve seen this week.

I am quite literally the Barbie Oppenheimer girlfriend and it is quite the experience.

[consideratesea]

finally watched Wonderdate and it rewired my brain :)

[crossthread]

The thing with self depreciative humour is that it invites actual predators to prey on your self confidence.

[mutant-blogging]

my wife is literally the wife ever. I dare you to even try and find a more compassionate, selfless, caring, loving, funny, beautiful and sensitive wife than mine. good luck because it's simply not possible.

[didhewinkback]

You know what sometimes I ask myself if you’re even a fan of Harry? The way you talk about him is honestly concerning

not exactly sure what this means but it sure did make me feel bad so congrats babe u accomplished ur mission hope u feel good about yourself

[cultivating-wildflowers]

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[sunnywalnut]

To put it simply: you're allowed to have fun in public as long as it doesn't infringe on anybody else's experience.

Going on your phone in the movie theater? Infringing on other people's experience.

Listening to music/videos loudly in public? Infringing on other people's experience.

Making a scene and insisting that it is completely fine despite people telling you politely that hey, please wear headphones if you're going to do this thing? Infringing on other people's experiences.

You know that feeling of annoyance when a baby cries very loudly in public? Yeah. That's what everyone feels when you do things like this. Except it's multiplied by 1000 because you're not an infant that is experiencing everything for the first time. You do not have to deal with the sensation of temperature change, strangers touching you and taking you away from your safe person at a whim, randomly being transported into new places with new smells and new noises every second of every day, or being unable to explain any of this to anyone.

You're just a dick.

my unpopular opinion is that i hate tiktok because now people just publicly watch loud ass videos in public spaces with no regard for anyone else. 100% it was not this bad with youtube, it’s such a different thing with tiktok. put on headphones. you are grown.