#this is just me yapping but

[simonbrain]

thinking about simon being the best with kids despite what he's been through. he can handle a crying infant with ease, and he never yells or makes the little ones feel bad when they start acting fussy and throw their tantrums. he just chuckles and talks to them as softly as possible until they're back to being little angels. he likes to gossip with them about random things and sneak them sweets and chocolate because apparently they're on a sugar ban.

(johnny's missus scolded him for being too soft and always giving in to their demands for sugar, so now there's a massive shortage on the goodies.

"don't tell your parents; they'll bite my head off," simon says as he reveals a bag of sweets, chuckling when his nieces and nephews buzz with excitement and gratefully accept them. how would they cope without their favourite uncle?)

he definitely spoils them; he can't help it. he feels the need to provide them with things he never had growing up, to show them that he's a safe space and that they can rely on him for anything. he isn't much good with words, but he'll try for them.

there's just something about him being surrounded by a bunch of children that makes your heart clench. he's so soft with them; he listens to their babbling and responds appropriately, and he plays and teases just the right amount without ever actually hurting them. it makes you beam so hard your cheeks are beginning to hurt.

it would be nice, wouldn't it? to have your own baby with him. a perfect mix of both your features. your own kid. an entire rugby team, maybe.

when he looks over at you and catches that soft, longing gaze, he knows what you're thinking about, because he's thinking it too. his heart sings at the thought of creating something beautiful with you. maybe it's time to have a chat about making room for something more in your lives.

[saixria]

The sillies

When even Athena the Virgin goddess whose most intimate encounter was stabbing her bff thinks you’re cooked, you’re definitely cooked

[abstractfrog]

Happy 1 year anniversary to Mr Sherlock Holmes! Here's a litttleee celebratory comic from me

[puppyeared]

learned something about myself lately

[maiooo-0]

Kurt wagner... *clenching fists

Did you know there's a 'what if' of Raven raising Kurt (who she named Michael). I kinda hate half of it but it's actually quite good,,, the art it's my fav part

[noornight]

Long distance besties. This definitely happened after the third movie (source: trust me bro)

Based on this

[weirdglassthing]

Don’t give a mouse a cookie but it’s don’t give an artist a canon detail about a character anyways torbeks favorite movie!!

Sorry for inactivity but I’ve got some FIRE things coming up 🫡

[hinamie]

shhhh

[choccy-milky]

sometimes you gotta lure your overly-studious ravenclaw gf into spending time with you 🥰 📚 ( from 'Every Teardrop is a Waterfall' by Kat_12739 on ao3, GO READ IT!!! the first story is about seb falling sick and still pushing himself/not admitting he's sick until he ends up in the hospital, the second story is about the birth of seb and clora's daughter and seb's reaction to clora almost dying in childbirth, and the third is about dealing with a fussy newborn lewis😭🥹THEY'RE SO GOOD AND SWEET AND SOMEWHAT SAD (not to mention beautifully written) so go check it out!!💖💖 )

[strawmaguchi]

She’s just like me…. SHE’S JUST LIKE ME FR!!!!

[reeksandfumes]

"I feel bad because i dont really like sucking dick honestly"

"I'm not a fan of eating pussy really, whichsucks because I wanna make my partner feel good"

that is actually completely valid!! you shouldn't feel like you have to do something you dont enjoy just to please your partners! there's lots of ways to make someone feel good, you dont have to force yourself to do ANYTHING that you dont enjoy or that makes you feel uncomfortable!! and if anyone tells you otherwise, they're wrong!!

[melouthechalk]

chipi chipi chapa chapa

ok people who is here: @tibbycaps @aresonist @vexdraticc @hopepetal @applestruda and @cherrifire wont tag anyone else under bc holy kittens there's a lot

I DREW AS MUCH AS I COULD.... OH MY GOD.... and Phil as breeze too lmao (i tried)

i know so many people here...oh my god... this is tragic.....

I HOPE I DIDNT FORGOR ANY LITTLE THINGS AAAGHHHHHHH

[z13lovebot]

A bunch of Sebastians since my last post. For you 🤲

[willowparkfanclub]

the black pauses in the show when a book chapter ends.... cinema like oh my god

[corpsentry]

pick your battles

[alleyesony0u]

literally cannot stop thinking about how intentional it is in pvp civilization that people refer to evbo as "kid" or tell him he is "just a kid". it isn't just a headcanon that he is probably a teenager he IS a teenager. he's impulsive like a teenager, he's naive like a teenager, he doesn't understand romance like a teenager, he's materialistic and looking for anything that will give him comfort or happiness like a teenager because he IS A TEENAGER. he's a kid. he's a kid cursed with immortality, and what do people do with that? abuse it. evbo is a kid in a horrible, violent society, and he knows nothing else, but he still believes, naively, like a kid, that there are people who are better than this society. he tells zam that he and the iron swords don't need to farm him, that it will do them no good. what about his life? what about tabi's? and he forgets where he is. what he is.

in this society, evbo is not a child. in this society, evbo is not the "chosen one". he is a tool. he is an object. what do you do with tools and objects? you use them.

and yet evbo still stands there, a kid. and the adults of this society exploit that. he is just a kid, he doesn't get it. he is just a kid, he doesn't realize how many lives he's saving. he is just a stupid, naive, vulnerable kid with too much love and too much hope in his heart. we can use that.

he is a calf standing on wobbly knees born knowing it is destined for the slaughterhouse.