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im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice
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is there a way to eat a croissant that does not involve the indignity of bathing in croissant flakes
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Imagine walking into a smoky, dimly lit bar in reno and you see two old guys that look like this
doing card trick based attacks on each other. and theyre just saying shit back and forth like
"Is... this your card?"
"I called your bluff!"
"The cards are stacked against you!"
"I'm aces."
"I've got the winning hand!"
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Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.
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ジャガーノート 戦慄の扉 JUGGERNAUT: TERRIFYING DOOR (PS1, 1998/1999)
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new variant on “your boos mean nothing; I’ve seen what makes you cheer”
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