#this is just embarrassing for me

[starzgaze]

which one of u rebloogged me to finish my wips ggrhhh JOKW i love u guys dont leave me anyways I'll try tey TRY get this out if i give up I'll just post the unfinished version because i feel like its unfair to just let it... rot..... 😓ignore the fact if this posts that its painfully conyo im IM TRYING RO MAKE IT FRIENDLY FOR NON FILO READERS WHO ACTUALLY READS THIS ... ill leave a section of translated phrases at the end dw gang

[tlcartist]

How the hell did I never realize ROSALÍA is Spanish?? No fucking wonder I can barely understand her it’s the goddamn lisp (affectionate). . . This whole time I just thought it was that my Spanish is rusty

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[caffeinatedopossum]

Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with

[napping-sapphic]

take your clothes off and get on the bed what no we aren’t having sex right now we’re cuddling and pressing every inch of skin together as close as possible for the next six hours

[dammjamboy]

I LOVE AU'S!!! i might have gotten a little carried away though ;;;

alt versions under the cut! including a version with the translated ciphers ^^

[anna-scribbles]

resolutions

[chloesimaginationthings]

Vanny gets her sleepy FNAF guys mixed up,,

[fun-k-boards]

M'LORD M'LORD PEOPLE ARE ASSUMING THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE REVOLVES AROUND SEX AGAIN

[solroskajan]

:D

[sadmages]

In my mind palace my tav and Astarion are playing the exact same game of 5D chess and they don't realize it yet

[beif0ngs]

everyone on tumblr @Buggy the 🤡 right now 

[dunno-rambles]

what if she was an ex borg drone and you dont like her but you're the best mechanical engineer on the ship and you have to work on the maintenance of the remaining - and most crucial - implants on her body and the monthly check ups are always strangely intimate-

what if

[lazylittledragon]

cringe culture needs to die because when i was 17 i printed out the entire player's handbook and monster manual with my unlimited school printing credit and also wore a black velvet cape the first time i ever DMed and somehow still thought i was too cool for dnd novels. who tf did i think i was fooling

[wombywoo]

retro 🪖

[roppiepop]

havent touched this in literal years so ill just foist it here :////