#this is just a story not an rp.

[ask-cockanaya-repository]

Mai's bet

Azula agrees to let Mai and Ty Lee have a vacation... on one condition. It's would be a raw deal if they didn't have all these condoms.

“Well?” Azula said through the echoing claps of meaty ass cheeks thudding against her crotch.

The woman in front of her glowered over her shoulder. Mai clenched her hands to her inner thighs and grumbled out “Well what?” “Giving up already?” Azula smugly asked, folding her arms over her chest, an equally smug expression on her face.

Was she really asking that right now? After all of this? Mai’s thighs burned from the constant rocking motion she had been doing and her ass itself stung from beating against Azula’s crotch. This wasn’t a pose or action she was foreign to but this was… How had this even started again?

Oh right. They needed a vacation.

Mai, and Ty Lee to a lesser extent, had suggested that Azula needed a vacation. This was as much for their sakes as hers. She’d been driving the two of them like an Earth Kingdom farmer and his unruly cattle. Describing herself as cattle made her shudder when she had offered up the idea even if she didn’t utter the word to Azula. That was partly because she was worried Azula would throw a fit about the idea.

Thankfully she didn’t. In fact she seemed excited by the idea, having missed the opportunity to blow off some steam. Ty Lee was giddy at getting to spend some time relaxing and hopped off to go get her things packed when Azula had suggested they leave as soon as possible. Mai, on the other hand, was almost more worried how Azula was acting.

The moment Ty Lee was out of the room her intentions became clear. She let out a slow, weary sigh and put a hand on Mai’s shoulder, making the girl jump and turn to look at her. “Oh there’s no need for that. We are friends, aren’t we? I just had a favor to ask is all.” Azula said while trying to sound friendly. The look on her face was almost predatory however.

Mai looked at Azula and realized that she didn’t actually need to be asking for anything. If she truly, desperately needed Mai to be doing something she would just demand it. That alone had her relax her shoulders a little and turn more towards Azula. She still crossed her arms over her chest, waiting for the explanation.

“It’s simple really. I can tell that the two of you want this vacation much more than I do. So I can supply you two with your nice, relaxing time on the beach… but I will need some assistance while we’re there. A princess can’t do everything on her own, you know.” Azula spoke with that conniving grin still on her face.

Mai’s eyes narrowed. “You want us to be your servants while we’re away? Not much of a vacation for us then is it?”

Azula chuckled and waved her hand in the air. “Oh no, no, nothing quite like that. It’s just that, well…” As she spoke Azula’s hand slowly slid down Mai’s body, following the contours of her curves. It started modestly, Mai’s arms pulling back a little as Azula’s hand neared her bust. Then it trailed further down and Mai jumped as Azula sunk her hand into the frankly obscene swell of her hips.

It was no secret that Mai had a massive ass. There was no way it could be. The sheer heft of her cheeks sent guards and servants alike out of the way whenever she walked the halls. There was no way they could fit beside her when she walked after all. They got ample warning due to the dull, rhythmic clapping that echoed from her at all times, something she had bemoaned to Zuko and Ty Lee about before.

Azula though? She didn’t seem to care about the potential discomfort such a gigantic rear caused. She seemed solely focused on what exactly an ass like that could do. As her hand rubbed lightly at Mai’s cheek it slowly moved down the side, cupping it and giving the weighty wagon a wobble.

“I’d like this vacation to be for ME as well, you see.” Azula practically purred out though it was more like a saber-tooth moose lion than anything enticing.

“*tsk* I should’ve known it would be something perverted like that… Isn’t the thought of seeing me in a bikini enough for you?” Mai groaned out, rolling her head onto her shoulder. Things were never easy with Azula.

“Oh please. I know you don’t own anything like that. In fact I’m not sure you own *any* underwear. I’ve never seen it at least. Must be wedged too far into your crack for me to see. Though speaking of wedging things into your crack…” Azula said as she got just a bit closer to Mai. Her other hand started to fondle the other cheek, bouncing them back and forth.

In spite of herself Mai’s face did start to faintly flush. It was hard not to when she knew exactly what Azula was implying… and exactly what Azula was packing. Luckily, or unluckily depending on how she looked at it, Azula wouldn’t need to use any sort of makeshift cock on Mai’s ass. Instead she had been gifted with the real thing. It had been quite a while since she’d thought about it or even seen Azula’s dick.

All that she remembered was that she was huge.

That seemed plainly obvious with the bulge Azula was currently sporting but, just like her ass, Mai had a habit of forgetting it was there. Especially because of Azula’s inherent horniness whenever they weren’t focused on the goal of assisting the Fire Nation. No wonder she was suggesting Mai and Ty Lee help out. But even so she didn’t have to be exactly happy about it.

“So you don’t want us as servants. Just nude, strolling around, waiting for you to get hard? Then come over and ride you until your balls are drained?” Mai mockingly said, trying to ignore how her eyes kept going down to Azula’s dick.

“No, not both of you. Just you.” Azula said as she gleefully continued to handle Mai’s giant ass cheeks. “And you won’t need to be nude constantly either. I’m not cruel.”

Mai blinked at what Azula said, opening her mouth a few times to try and find the words. “Just me?!” As she spoke out her ass shook and she took a step back, disengaging entirely from Azula’s hands.

“Yes, just you. You’ve seen Ty Lee. Poor girl can’t grow any thicker to save her life. And I should know. I was spurring her on to do so.” Azula said with a somewhat wistful tone. Now that her hands weren’t groping Mai one instead rested on her chin as she stood in contemplation. Clearly she was still thinking of Ty Lee with a huge ass.

“That’s…” Unfair? Absurd? Stupid? There were a bunch of words Mai thought about saying to Azula but they all fell flat in her mouth. She’d already had one outburst. Another probably wouldn’t be tolerated. Besides, if it was just her being subjected to it, that at least meant Ty Lee could have a good time.

Azula waved her hand again. “You’re thinking too much. It really won’t be that big of a deal. I even promise to not have you in my quarters constantly. Just when I request it.” As Azula said that she realized Mai might need a bit more convincing. “If you manage to satisfy me I’ll even extend our little vacation another week. I’m sure an extra week won’t doom the Fire Nation to turmoil.”

Two entire weeks of just relaxing by the beach? Going out for a swim whenever she wanted? Not having to worry about anyone, other than Azula, gawking at her bare ass? Not having to sleep in whatever dingy inn they find or camp out in the wilderness? Getting a chance to tan? Okay Mai definitely wouldn’t do that last one but the rest was too appealing to pass up.

Mai sighed and closed her eyes. “Alright, fine. It’s a deal. I want this to be the best vacation we’ve ever been on though.”

Azula grinned broadly, too broadly, and made her way over to Mai. “Wonderful. I would hate to miss out on vacation time. Now perhaps we could…” She paused. She was just about to take a step forward and start groping Mai again but she had an even better plan. Humming idly she pulled away and walked around, careful to not even bump into Mai’s burgeoning hips. “Actually I’ll save anything like that for when we get there. I want to see the look on your face.”

Back then Mai didn’t know what she meant but now? Well now she definitely knew. The three of them packed their things uneventfully and the boat ride was just as calm. A calm before the storm really. And that storm landed not long after they did. Mai had only just about gotten her things situated in her room when Azula asked Mai to come see her after lunch. All she could do was grumble and begrudgingly follow along with the deal they made.

When they got to Azula’s room she barely waited for the door to close before parting her skirt and letting her enormous genitals flop free. Huge was an understatement. Azula’s dick reached all the floor, wider than her entire torso, and draped over top an equally monstrous set of balls. They too hit the floor and even bounced lightly before squishing into her calves. Each nut was nearly as big as one of Mai’s ass cheeks.

That had been the look Azula had wanted. The look of sheer awe, bewilderment, and arousal on Mai’s face.

At least that’s what was the first look she had. Unfortunately for her, Azula didn’t seem easy to please. She’d been slamming her ass back against her since lunch. They’d tied off condom after condom but Azula’s shaft still pumped out more. While she couldn’t exactly see outside she could tell the sun was much lower in the sky now. It seemed to be nearly sunset.

Mai hadn’t realized she’d been making even more grumbles and grunts as she shook her ass for the fire princess. Azula just tsked back at her.

“You do realize that this is all pre-cum and I’m still flaccid, right?” Azula said plainly despite the incredulity of it. How hadn’t Mai been able to tell? There was no way what Azula was saying could be true. And yet, as Mai looked at those filled condoms, she noted just how clear the fluid inside was. Even despite how much she had protested, how much she claimed to not want to be doing this, she couldn’t deny part of her was so turned on by how virile Azula was.

“If you really want to pay your end of the bargain, you’ll have to loosen those cheeks of yours.” Azula said amid the continued plapping noises. Mai’s heart fluttered just as much as her mind reeled as she realized just what Azula was asking her to do. But what other choice did she have?

She just hoped her ass was up for the task.

[ot3]

i dont like the idea that kids these days are doing their fandom rps with ai chatbots. that's how you're supposed to make lifelong friends as a weird really online teen.

[dailyeohkakyoin]

esidisi's hagfish prank.

bonus:

[bigmoon-is-bigwife]

I'm still thinking about how a few days ago when Bad was having that out of character talk with Tubbo and others about The Realm and the issues he and others were having where Bad just admitted that he was only matching the energy he thought was being put out there and he would be willing to pull back if people asked.

I think a lot of people forget that Badboyhalo (the creator) leans into playing chaotic villain character that causes problems but he is genuinely a very sweet dude who wants things to be fair. He plays the antagonist because he knows someone has to for things to be interesting. That is how he helps contribute to the story on servers. He gives people someone to go against.

On every server he plays on he falls into the role of a cartoonishly evil character with messed up morals because that's fun and interesting! Bad cares about things being interesting and he will always choose the more interesting choice! His character is as smart or stupid as the most interesting choice requires! If he thinks it's interesting he will walk straight into a trap knowingly! He understands rp is a story told between people and he always does his best to create a scenario that gives other people a chance to do interesting things.

I think a lot of people don't see past the character Bad plays but especially the last few weeks you have been able to see it in the way how Bad freaks out and starts panicking every time he accidentally kills someone. The character he plays is evil but Bad the creator is not and he did not mean to do that! Eventually when he recollects himself he'll play it off in character as being intentional but Bad even admitted on that stream that he played into it because it was interesting for the story! He did not actually mean to kill people but it already happened so it may as well be made interesting and impactful to the plot!

I just have so much respect for him because playing the antagonist is a hard and often thankless job but he throws himself into the role constantly. We have him to thank for pretty much any lore on The Realm right now because he's so passionate about keeping a story fun and exciting. Out of character he's always willing to communicate so I hope that conversation opens up more communication so people coordinate things better.

[bonefall]

Hey, what makes a character a 'plot device but not a character'? And how do you not do that? I'm trying to do it on purpose but also I need to still make them interesting because it's on purpose, yknow?

A good skill to pick up is to learn to criticise criticism itself. A "plot device" is simply a thing that moves the plot along, it's a neutral literary analysis term! Usually, when people are angry that "a character has been used as a plot device," it doesn't mean they hate plot devices. It means they're gesturing at something deeper.

Runningwind and Bumble are equally plot devices in their deaths. They are both killed by the antagonist to escalate political tension. Runningwind is rarely "accused" of just being a plot device, and yet, we're talking about Bumble for the same thing.

So, why?

Well, Runningwind is just a background character, but in life, he was a part of the community. He was characterized as impatient but responsible. Yet, he wasn't SO important that he died with a bunch of unresolved plot threads.

He is mostly an extension of the entity of ThunderClan. His killing by Tigerstar, and the fear and paranoia that settles on the group after this, feel like a progression of the story insteas of something forced.

Bumble, on the other hand...

Is hated immediately by Gray Wing, when she's established as Turtle Tail's friend. Bumble's abuse at Tom the Wifebeater's hands invites even MORE investment. The rejection is shocking and upsetting. There's a story there about our main characters being imperfect; jealous, bigoted, and judgemental.

But, she is simply killed off. Everything they set up for this character is gone with little personalized fanfare. It's not a tragedy with a lesson about cruelty, or something anyone regrets.

It's just... plot. Gray Wing whinging that no one will like his shitty brother now that his body count is 2.

More than that, in the discussion of women in particular, "Fridging" was coined to give a name to the way women characters often don't get their stories told at all. There is a CULTURAL trend of female characters facing disproportionate violence, for the sake of advancing male plots.

Bumble has a lot going for her. Petal had a lot going for her. Turtle Tail had a lot going for her. Bright Stream had a lot going for her. When they died, they took their potential with them.

It's not always wrong to kill off a character of high potential, mind you. In Gurren Lagann, Kamina's death is sudden and shocking, leaving a massive hole in the hearts of the cast that never heals. Grappling with that loss, but also letting his memory fuel them, is a major theme of that story.

All that to say... there's no formula for avoiding it. You've gotta identify what the deeper issue is, in your specific narrative.

I can't say for certain what that will look like for your story, but here's some things I keep in mind;

When you make characters who exist to die, make sure they're people before you axe them.

Ask yourself; what about them does the cast miss?

If they just miss them because they were (pre-existing relationship), go back to the drawing board.

Fluttering Bird as an example. Who was she? Dead sister. Why do they miss her? Dead sister. No traits until after her death.

Runningwind was short-tempered and helpful. Kamina was a valuable leader who made people believe in a brighter future. Swiftpaw was fiesty and desperate to prove himself. The better characterized, the more profound the loss usually is.

If this is a female character who is dying just to serve the plot, be aware of cultural bias and tropes. How is the gender ratio looking in your cast? Is this happening disproportionately with your girls?

Note how Quiet Rain's litter had both a boy and a girl, but the girl was chosen to be "weaker" and wither away.

And how most of the time in DOTC, whenever a man had to be upset, a girl would get killed for it.

If you ever feel like the character on the chopping block is NOT a full character, ask yourself why it needs to be a character at all. You don't need to spend narrative time building out someone when a literal object of high value might suffice.

"My sister died when I swore to protect her and I can't face my family" = Old. Tired. Ive seen this.

"I lost my heirloom sword when I swore to protect it and I can't face my family." = Fascinating. Why was the sword so valuable? Will they really not take you back? How did you lose it?

When you do kill off "high value" characters, try to make sure you're not leaving too many plot threads hanging. Or at least make a point of how they will never get closure.

[casimirsstache]

If this isn't what Christmas morning is gonna look like... I'm gonna have a very big problem with people.

[mcflymemes]

i feel like people keep interchanging MAINS, EXCLUSIVES, and AFFILIATES and haphazardly using them without really recognizing what they mean, so here's a brief description of the differences.

MAINS are the primary group of roleplay blogs you interact with on a regular basis. you might choose to prioritize them in terms of replies or ask memes, or focus on their dynamics more often than you do others.

EXCLUSIVES are the only version of that character you will write with. as an example, if you add a canon superman or a princess jasmine to your exclusives, it means you will not write with or follow any duplicates of those characters.

** this can also include FACECLAIM EXCLUSIVES, where you won't follow duplicate faceclaims of your favorite blogs. weird example, but if you're writing with a blog using tom hanks as their faceclaim, you might say you're faceclaim exclusive with that blog and refuse to write with or follow any other blogs using tom hanks.

AFFILIATES are blogs with extensive ties to your blog's canon. their characters are weaved into your storyline to such a degree that you cannot separate them from one another. maybe they're your primary or single ship partner. maybe you created the characters together. maybe they're from the same piece of media and you want to establish their significant ties to your muse and their story. this is a step up from exclusives, and their url is often linked in your pinned or placed on your rules page.

[historianofgalar]

I just read that in Typhlosion myth everybody seems to be talking about. It was quite interesting, and I do love reading old folklore. However, one thing that struck to me was the ending.

"That's how people found out.

"Bakufun (Typhlosion) is half human."

This was written at a time when knowledge of pokemon was very limited, and it's safe to assume that people back then thought that Typhlosion might've been part human, part pokemon. It makes sense. Typhlosion has very human eyes, is the same height as a human, and sometimes walks on its hind legs. The story could've been written to explain how that happened.

It wouldn't be the first time we've heard stories like this. Kadabra once being human is a more recent one, but that's obviously false. There's also plenty of myths of Zorark (both Unovan and Hisuian) transforming into beautiful women to seduce men. But, I guess more people are shocked to hear this due to it being a very well-known pokemon.

[whaliiwatching]

in a queer way, right??

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sunny brown belongs of course to @brown-spider <3

[poethebeloved]

the issue with discussions of "lore" is that people are thinking about/defining "lore" completely wrong. people beg for lore thinking that there must be universe-altering events constantly happening, and without that the story is not progressing. but large events like q!cellbit's kidnapping or q!roier and everyone going to rescue bobby are only one aspect of "lore" right?

to me, "lore" is anything that tells us something about the way the universe works or who the characters are that was not already known. q!foolish being batman? LORE!!! richarlyson hating baths? LORE!!!

people refuse to take these silly one-off events/comments and dismiss them in favor of major lore events, but that small stuff is necessary for the big stuff to pan out. I mean, without small things like richarlyson telling q!roier that q!cellbit easily falls for flirting, would we have built up to the wedding? without Tallulah/everyone on the server teasing q!quackity about his crush on q!wilbur, would we have had the "wilbur party" explosion?

at the end of the day, 99% of what the creators are doing is contributing to the lore (of at least their character if not the whole server) because they are roleplaying characters and the things they say are part of their character and become their lore. stop hating on creators for "not doing lore" when they are actively taking care of their egg or creating builds or doing silly schemes. because that is still lore that can and often will culminate in these larger narratively satisfying events!

[lunaetis]

hellu hellu ! could you kindly LIKE and/or REBLOG this post if you’d be willing to interact with an independent MULTIMUSE BLOG featuring CANON CHARACTERS from various medias such as honkai: star rail, wuthering waves, fate series, final fantasy, tales of, pokemon & more ! run by a floof, awkward pupper named hina ? if you could help pass this around it’d be much appreciated, thank you !

[ RULES. | SELECTION. | REQUEST ONLY MUSES. ]

[valictini]

Hashtag NotAllCodes

[megalomaniacz]

what the hell happened to role playing? we used to be a community…it’s a shame. ai could never emulate that experience. if anyone wants to role play i’m 100% down i’ll be your ellie williams.

[shithowdy]

realized a drawing i'm doing rn is almost identically posed to one i did 8.5 years ago of a different oc, except the old drawing was instantly tainted by one of the players featured messaging me asking if i could take it down because their abusive, possessive rp partner saw it and got jealous of them "roleplaying behind their back" and i said "nah" and it became a whole Thing that i should have walked away from at that exact moment but didn't and the 6 months that followed contained some of the most truly condensed batshit i have ever witnessed in an rp community already well-known for its batshittery.

... anyway i love my friends. so happy to accidentally redeem the pose.

[maplesyrupandsnow]

Ugh... I shouldnt have watched a horror movie before bedtime..

I had a nightmare 😅...

[casimirsstache]

I miss my boyfriend (he's not my boyfriend, he is Kyle Spencer from season 3 of American horror story: coven, played by Evan Peters)