#this is just a silly headcannon

[fandomlifeofsara]

Mornings on the Sunny

As the night draws to an end and the light of dawn closes in on the Thousand Sunny, the strawhats prepare for yet another day on the open seas.

Sanji is the first one to wake, before the sun rises over the horizon. He makes himself a cup of coffee before getting on with planning the meals of the day, from breakfast to supper and every meal in between. With Luffy on the ship, it’ll be quite many of them. He takes out his little notebook with notes on everyone’s preferences, allergies and needs when it comes to food and diet. He reads through it carefully before planning each dish for each person for the day.

Next to wake is Zoro, who’s also up before the morning light for a workout session before the rest of the crew wakes up. Might be some distractions otherwise. Before heading to the crows nest he walks by the kitchen where the cook is preparing breakfast. “Your shitty pre-workout smoothie is on the table” the cook calls out, his back to the swordsman, concentrated on the delicate tea leaves he’ll use for Nami’s morning tea. “Try not to choke on it”. The swordsman calls back, ”Like I need your stupid drinks to help me”, but he grabs the smoothie anyway and heads out.

When the first rays of sunshine hit the sails of the Sunny, Robin makes her way from the room she shares with Nami over to the kitchen. She didn’t get much sleep this night but it wasn’t unusual. She still felt rested enough to get up and get some studying done before breakfast. In the kitchen, Sanji just finished pouring a cup of coffee. “Good morning, beautiful” he says by way of greeting before handing Robin the cup. “A fresh cup of black of coffee, just the way you like it!” He made it sound simple but she knew the time and care the cook put into making each of his creations. One sip and Robin could taste all the flavor of the freshly ground coffee beans, straight from Jaya Island. Once again she thinks about how lucky she truly is. Robin gives the cook a smile. “You’re too sweet Sanji”, she says and takes the cup with her to the library where she can spend some time with her books.

It’s a while yet before anyone else wakes up. Zoro has finished his workout and is napping in the morning sun up in the crows nest. He did wake up early after, he deserves some rest. Down below, Nami finally appears on deck. She’s still tired, but a walk between the orange trees always helps wake her up in the morning. She makes sure they have enough water and nutrition before heading to the observation deck to check on the weather for the day. It’s always good to be prepared, and she likes giving the weather report over breakfast. On her way, she looks up and sees a pair of feet hanging over the edge of the crows nest. Nami mutters to herself about how she always finds that damn swordsman either sleeping, training or drinking.

Franky may not be the earliest of birds but he rarely stays in bed for long. Once he’s awake, there’s simply too many things to do, too many ideas to realize. Last night he actually fell asleep in his workshop, tinkering with yet another new innovation that would improve the ships defenses. And when he wakes up he goes straight back to work. At least for a few minutes before he realizes that he needs some energy. Franky leaves the workshop and goes to the kitchen, where Sanji is plating up the dinner table for breakfast. The whole room was smelling delicious with different flavors and spices. Franky couldn’t wait too see what the cook had prepared for them this morning. So instead of heading back to the workshop, he grabs a cola from the temporarily unlocked and unchained fridge, and sits down at the table to chat with Sanji while he cries the last of the eggs.

When breakfast is finally ready, Sanji and Franky make rounds on the ship, calling everyone to the kitchen. Jimbei, after having had a long night of steering the Sunny across treacherous waters, had decided to sleep in this morning, but the call of breakfast was enough to wake him from his deep slumber. When he goes out to grab the morning paper, he’s met by Brook, the only other old man in the ship. He’s delighted in the skeletons simple jokes and lightheartedness. Brook himself is overjoyed to have someone onboard who finally appreciates his clever puns. “I can smell the omelettes all the way from here” he says to Jimbei. “Sanji sure is an eggcellent cook!”. They both laugh on their way to the kitchen.

Last ones to wake are the boys; Luffy, Chopper and Usopp are laying on a pile on the floor in their shared room, all of them deep in sleep and snoring loudly. It isn’t until Sanji himself walks into the room, after having called out to them several times, and gives them a gentle smack in the head, that they finally open their eyes to take in the late morning light. These three could sleep for days. The mosshead too, if he didn’t wake up to workout, Sanji thinks to himself. And Luffy, he could sleep through a storm without a care in the world. With much complaining about having to wake so early, the boys finally, slowly, make their way to the kitchen. But as soon as Luffy gets a whiff of the freshly cooked food, he’s once again full of energy. He takes off across the deck, leaving Usopp and Chopper to follow as fast as they can. On his way back, the cook kicks the mast that holds the crows nest, shaking Zoro from his nap. Annoyed, he makes his way down, and is the last one to sit down at the table.

Finally, all the strawhats are gathered over breakfast, loudly chatting to each other, sharing stories, enjoying their personalized food and are having a wonderfully simple morning. Nami shares the weather report and plans on where to sail according to her maps and her log pose compass. Luffy, of course, wants to take the most fun route possible, even though the others know that his definition of “fun” is the equivalent to “dangerous”. Usopp once again tells them all the story of how he single-handedly fought and defeated a giant goldfish with nothing but his slingshot and wits. Franky excitedly shares his new ideas for how to make the Sunny go even faster if he could just adjust the main and foremast. Zoro, with his mouth full, complains about how the shitty food would taste better if he had some sake, to which the cook does not respond well.

After breakfast, everyone sets about with their tasks and doings for the day. While Sanji stays in the kitchen to clean up, Nami and Robin head to the library, where the former will study her maps and the latter will try to decipher yet another ancient text the crew had found on an earlier adventure. Usopp and Franky walk together to where their workshops lie at the stern of the ship, talking excitedly about mechanics and wood properties. Before Jimbei takes his place behind the steering wheel yet again, he takes a quick swim around ship to freshen up and scout the area from under the water. Chopper collects some herbs from the garden he shares with Usopp, and heads down to the sickbay to prepare some medicine and do some research. Robin had recently gifted him a book with rare and peculiar deseases that he had been reading intensely for the last couple of days. Zoro was back on yet another workout session. Can’t lift too little, right? Brook goes back to the boys room to pick up his violin. When he comes back out, he stands on the middle of the deck, between the orange trees, and plays a little tune. It’s a new song today, one he’s been working on for quite a while. It’s calm yet eerie, each note sounding as if the waves had been given a voice to sing with, and they were singing the song of old ancestors, waters that hadn’t been sailed for hundreds of years. The song echoes throughout the whole ship, keeping each of the crew members company while they go on about their day. At the very front of the ship, on top of the lion-shaped figurehead, Luffy has taken up his usual seat. He looks out over the ocean, towards the horizon, as far as his eyes can see. The music fills his ears and his heart, giving him goosebumps all over his arms. His eyes are filled with excitement and his soul with longing. He smiles to himself. Let the next adventure begin.

[xenolinn]

Feeling guilty perhaps?

[itsriotmotherfuckers]

Remus John Lupin is a dorky nerd in tweed and cardigans who is only strong enough to carry books around, and lets everyone walk all over him, and cries when people go on discriminatory tangents about werewolves/queer people, and makes Sirius help him study, and folds his underwear/socks, and drowns in jumpers that are too big because he’s so skinny that he has to choose between them being long enough or tight enough, and he’s always cold, and he has back joint/back pain, and has a snort-laugh, and a little overbite you can only see when he smiles, and his clothes have elbow/knee patches, and he never gets angry because he’s so scared of being a monster

[biceratops7]

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Same energy 👆

[iambeees]

broke: Boromir was corrupted by the ring because he was weak of heart

woke: Boromir was corrupted because his heart was full. full of love for his brother, for Gondor, for Minas Tirith. Does that make his heart weak? Does a heart motivated by passions and the desire to help others make it weak? Is it wrong and evil to be weak? friendly reminder, the way Sauron deceived Boromir was not by promising him wealth, nor power, nor his own safety- he thought he would be strong enough to defend a whole city and defeat Sauron. Boromir had a heart that was neither weak nor strong, but both at the same time- his heart was full.

[woffiecocoa]

Donut and Pie as twins (headcannon)

[tommytomatoe]

i just realized that sam countryman cornbread eatin' collins has never said the token southern phrase "bless your heart" in an audio before... explain yourself erik.

[labyrinthhofmymind]

the marauders initiating lily into their cult:

sirius *very dramatically*: ms evans, welcome to our kingdom.

lily: this is literally your dorm room, i’ve been here a bunch of times.

sirius: yes, but never like this. never as a ruler, never as someone a part of the highest ranks, never as-

remus: ok i think she gets it pads.

james *guiding lily to the centre of the room*: what he’s trying to say is, we think it’s time.

lily *confused and a little scared*: time?

peter: time for you to know the secrets of our trade.

lily: wait- how many fucking secrets do you have?! i already know about remus-

sirius: that’s not even the best one!

remus: hey!

sirius: i mean… uh…. love you?

remus: fuck you

sirius: oh please do-

james: alright! we’re sidetracked! sirius, get the map. *turning to lily* there’s something we wanna show you, something we’ve never showed anyone else. it’s top secret, and we all agreed we’d never show it to anyone else unless-

remus: unless it was you. that’s literally it.

lily *slightly blushing*: well that’s kinda sweet-

sirius *pulling out the map*: yeah well it was hard to dispute your two biggest fans over here so-

lily: thanks for that sirius.

james *taking the map from sirius*: ok so here it is. point your wand at the centre of the parchment and say “i solemnly swear i am up to no good”.

lily *groaning*: oh you’ve got to be kidding me-

later on…

lily *sitting on james’ bed with the rest of the marauders*: i cannot believe you’re fucking animagus.

sirius *flicking his hair*: what can i say, we just love to multi task.

remus: they only did it so i wouldn’t be alone for full moons.

lily: still! that’s some extremely difficult magic, not to mention the map AND the cloak! and all you’ve been using them for are pranks and playing chasey with your friend as a werewolf!

james *innocently*: well… what have you rather us use them for?

lily *looking fondly between all the marauders*: honestly… nothing. you used all of your talents perfectly. thank you for telling me and i- i would be honoured to join your little cult.

james: it’s more of a democracy-

sirius: the bourgeois-

peter: crime fighters!-

remus: it’s a cult. that’s definitely what it is.

[budd-ie]

“Mu Qing is too logical for his own good” is such a real problem that he deals with and as tragic as it makes his life I also think it’s really funny when someone is accusing him of something and instead of telling them to shut up or leave him alone the first thing he does is pull out the 95 fucking theses detailing every single thing wrong with their argument WITH historical evidence and additional considerations from scholarly psychology articles, MLA format works cited and completely annotated. It could use an editor and some bias correction, but he actually makes a pretty good point. anyways tgcf ace attorney au when

[banmitbandit]

chilchuck hell simulator

i like putting that little guy in situations

[fawxd3n]

wallmark (divorce) comic

//refrenced substance abuse

(headcannon in tags)

[ruby-the-bunger]

Some lore reasons why Q!Slime was able to turn into Wilbur Soot hatsune miku in the latest purgatory stream that I just thought of:

1. Because he’s a slime/a slime hybrid, he can just morph himself into anyone and anything like he did for Gegg

2. (And this one scares me) Q!Slimes code corruption has gotten bad enough to the point where he’s able to use code abilities like disguising as other people

[starlightzrozie]

Headcannon that Nico really likes to take extremely long showers and Will gets very concerned on what he’s doing in there.

their conversation probably goes like this:

Will : Nico?

Nico : Hm?..

Will : What are you doing in the showers, why do you take 4 HOURS in there??

Nico : Oh, I was trying to drown myself.

Will : WHAT

(But the truth is that Nico really likes taking hot showers)

[chamoemileclown]

I can imagine she's just always a little bit sticky

[demidruidart]

⋆🐾°All the bark and Twice the bite⋆🐾°

Guess who took forever to finish this because of the worst brain fog ever, lol. But i finally got it done, and I'm pretty happy with how they came out. So I hope you like her :]. So this is my iteration of Darlin, who I've named Orina or Rin for shot :]

Anyway, Darlin headcannons because I think their neat :]

☆ Any pronouns but prefer more neutral or fem terms

☆ Pansexual/Demiromantic and genderfluid

☆ Love language: Biting ( ｡ •̀ ᵕ •́ ｡) (physical touch/words of affirmation)

☆ Alt/stargirl aesthetic . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁

☆ Angel taught them how to Crochet ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

☆ Does ballet and cosplay as a hobby

☆ Zoomie King

☆ Surpringly quiet (until around pack/Sam)

☆ Wears a pronoun bracelet with swappable beads (pink for she/her, purple for they/them, blue he/him, and yellow for any)

˚☽˚｡⋆‎‧₊˚✧Design Notes✧˚₊‧ ˚☽˚｡⋆

☆ They have 3C hair

☆ Has an under shave

☆ Piercings: nipple peices (bars), navel pricing, Ashley piercing, nostril piercings, orbital, lobe/upper lobe, and helix.

☆ He has two sleeves and a handful of small individual tattoos.

☆ She has one body mod for each mate, including her own. A heart with wings for angel on his stomach, a star with fairy wings for Babe on their forearm, sparkles on their forearm for Sweatheart and a moon in her preexisting sun tattoo on their shoulder for Sam. (They plan on getting more in the future :])

☆ The large star earrings were a gift from Babe, and the gold heart necklace is a gift from Sam ♡

[kenneduck]

Sidlink BOTW AU where Sidon WANTS to fancy Link, but thinks Link will only like a Hylian, so Sidon tries to act Hylian around Link... except Sidon doesn't know much about Hylians.

Sidon just squatting and trying to act shorter around Link. Attempting to hide his sharp toothy grin and stop his tail from wagging. He's starting fires when trying to cook Hylian meals. Sidon putting on pants... incorrectly. It's really weird. Everyone in the domain is thinking the Prince is having a midlife crisis.

Sidon IS having a crisis, but it's a gay panic one.

But unbeknownst to Sidon, Link has fallen for these Zora quips. The smile Sidon flashes makes Link lose his train of thought... the way Sidon's tail wags makes Link flustered. When Sidon shook Link's hand with his two smothering strong ones, Link felt dizzy. Link is missing these quirks Sidon would show, so Link is determined to see them again!

When Link and Sidon are alone in Zora's Domain, Link purposely tells a funny story to the Prince. One he KNOWS will get him to laugh. But when Sidon turns his face from Link to "keep cool", Link gets frustrated. He grabs onto the fishy prince's face, asking him WHY Sidon is acting so differently. Sidon tries to deflect such a notion, but Link calls Sidon out on all the weird things he's been noticing... especially the pants.

Sidon cracks under the gaze of this Hylian! Link not only sees right through Sidon's changes, but Link seems to DISLIKE them, too! Sidon is embarrassed, and he deflates from the realization that Link doesn't like the prince. Sidon refuses to look at Link as he tells Link half the truth, that he wanted to be Link's... FRIEND. That he thought Link wouldn't want to be with... well FRIENDS with... a Zora. Link pauses, as he KNOWS that Sidon knows about he and Mipha's friendship, so something STILL feels off. It isn't until he notices Sidon's blushing that he understands what is truly being said.

After Link makes sure Sidon looks into his eyes, Link reassures Sidon that the things he likes about Sidon are what are truly him. His heroic grin, his playful tail wags. His champion-like swimming abilities. That Link enjoys Sidon. That he wants to SEE Sidon... all of him. Quickly, though, after Sidon lets out a flustered wheeze, Link realizes how his words came across, stating he just meant for Sidon to take off the pants! Sidon wheezes louder. Link gets more embarrassed and tries to explain he just meant Zora don't wear pants, so he'd want to see Sidon without-

It's great. They're great. They're trying.

It takes a bit more time after this convo, cause clearly the two are terrible with communication, but they reveal their romantic interests.

And they burn that infamous pair of pants.