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datingsimnonsense · 8 months ago

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Me explaining to the devs why the core 4 companions from the Blades of light and shadow games should actually be in a massive polycule with mc

#like not even in a “they all date mc only”#in a “they all date each other because 100000% these bisexual folks are into each other #valax and Aerin would be the only ones just dating mc #everyone else is still kind of weirded out that mc fell for people who betrayed them #blades of light and shadow #imtura and Nia have vibes between them #choices bolas #nia and mal running and orphanage and raising kids together???#everyone getting mad when mc kept Nia's secrets #this is just a polycule man #let it be canon

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catgrandpa · 2 months ago

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I need a fic where Bruce realizes this kid who shoved his way into his sidekick roll will not be leaving anytime soon, and instead of emotionally distancing himself he becomes a combination Helicopter Mom and Shotgun Dad.

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Tim: Bruce, I’m headed out to meet my friends at the mall.

Bruce: Is that Kent boy going to be there?

Tim, rolling his eyes: Yes, Kon is going. And so is Bart, and Cassie, and maybe Bernard if he can make it.

Bruce: Hnn. Do you have everything? Coat, scarf, keys, wallet, tracker, pepper spray, dagger, kryptonite shard, emergency beacon, first aid kit, fire starter, extra pair of-

Tim: Yes, Dad! I already went through the list with Alfred. I’ll be fine.

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Kon: Hello Sir! I’m here to pick up Tim!

Bruce: Follow me.

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Bruce: Sit down.

Kon: In your study? Is Tim on the way, or…?

Bruce: I just thought you might need reminding of the fact that I have a vault downstairs full of items specifically designed to take down a Kryptonian.

Kon: Whuh?

Bruce: You should probably ask your father about the time I was slightly annoyed with him for encroaching on one of my cases.

Kon: Why are you telling me this?

Bruce: Now just imagine what would happen if someone were to hurt my darling little boy.

*door opens*

Tim: Hey Bruce, Alfie said Kon was here, have you seen him? Oh! Hey, why are you two in here??

Bruce: Oh, hey sweetheart, we were just chatting. Have a good time at the carnival!

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Dick, pouting: I don’t understand, you’re not this protective over who Jason or I date.

Bruce: Don’t be ridiculous, Jason and I may have our problems, but he would never betray me by gallivanting off with someone I disapprove of.

Dick, who covered for Jay sneaking out to visit Roy Harper just last night: Mhm yeah, sure. And you’re not worried about me?

Bruce: Chum, I’ve known who you were going to marry since you were 12 years old.

Dick: WHAT?

Bruce: I have the whole ceremony already planned. I’ve got Gotham’s best wedding planner on standby. You have a very nice house waiting for you both, 20 minutes from here. A modest 7 bedrooms on 5 acres of land.

Dick: I’m not even dating anyone?!

Bruce: I can’t wait to meet my 3 grandbabies:)

#Tim joined his life when he was already Robin so he can’t bubble wrap him but he would if he could #Bruce is absolutely overjoyed when Tim starts getting chummy with Bernard. just a sweet civilian boy who treats his boy with respect #he thought he had a good head on his shoulders until he found out they were in a polycule with kon #don’t question why Jason is sneaking out when he’s a grown ass man with his own apartment it was just funny to me #also you can choose who Dick is getting married to (because Bruce was correct) but it’s Wally to me for sure #the only thing B got wrong is that it’s 4 grandbabies because he didn’t account for twins #My favorite Bruce Wayne is ooc Bruce Wayne #batfam #batman #bruce wayne #robin #red robin #tim drake #nightwing #dick grayson #red hood #Jason Todd #kon el #conner kent #superboy #timkon #shut up grandpa

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aria-greenhoodie · 2 months ago

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You see, @localcanadiancryptid22, I’m a motherfucker who LOVES drama, so I fw anything that can create that.

I’m normal. Btw. In case you were wondering.

#not putting this on the post the tags were from cause I don’t wanna bother op lol #but yeah I do whatever I think is interesting. or funny.#and Stanbill is REALL fucking funny to me #like. imagine you’re bill. you’re OBSESSED with ford. and you finally get into his mind #you’re going to have the last laugh #you’re finally getting everything you’ve ever wanted #and then BAM. ITS HIS TWIN BROTHER.#his twin brother you have ALWAYS thought of as inferior. a cheap copy.#but he BEATS YOU. HE is the one to best you. not your precious Sixer. but his conman brother.#and you’re LIVID.#stupid Stanley! he’s just a cheap copy of his brother! it was a total fluke! man he was hot in the lighting of those flames. wait WHAT #<- do you get what I’m saying #that’s fucking hilarious #also the obsessive hatred dripping off of bill when he talks about Stan on thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com is #VERY. INTERESTING.#I just love messy shit. and I love when they make eachother worse. top notch.#anyway. teehee.#stanbill #billford #fiddleauthor #fordsquared #fiddlestan #fiddlebill #fiddlebillford #<- is that a tag #it should be #orals worst most fucked up polycule #or love triangle #or both #shitpost

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essektheylyss · 1 year ago

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inheritance lawyers are to the Kryn Dynasty what tax lawyers are to the Clovis Concord, you know it in your heart to be true

#critical role #fully just thinking of that meme about polycule divorce law. like THAT level of convoluted man

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z0mbiew00d · 5 months ago

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Southlands polycule but noones really sure who’s in the polycule and who isn’t

#Impulse kissing Mumbo and Mumbo being like ‘oh damn didn’t realise he was part of it cool’#that clip of Martyn walking in on Mumbo complimenting Grians backside and being like ‘wait he’s not in the polycule-‘#Jimmy didn’t even realise there was a polycule he thought they were all just flirting with him for fun #Grian WAS flirting for fun and then caught feelings #you ask any of them who’s dating who and they’re just like ‘man idk’#queer ass group full of polyamory but the lines are so fucking blurred #only official label is ahasbands being married #the rest is a mess and a half #slash pos #(they’re all okay with it they don’t mind they said at the start of the alliance they don’t care about what happens romance wife)#Martyn’s a little possessive tho bless him #thats just Martyn in general though #his king his husband his soulmate his mean gill his big dog. his his his #traffic shipping #trafficshipping #life series #Grumbo #ahasbands #grimpulse #mumpulse #solidwood #solidmumbo #solidarian #lemontree #woodpulse #idk ship names bro #the southlands #southlanders #poly southlands #last life

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iridescentoracle · 8 months ago

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i am so obsessed with how like. taken as read the ot3 are at this point. like on the one hand it feels like they've been building up to this for ages but on the other hand it kind of feels like i blinked and we skipped right past some Major Turning Point where everything got spelled out and we're just already in firmly Established Relationship-land. obviously tarvek is too well-protected for anyone to assassinate openly, look how angry his boyfriend and girlfriend are at the idea of anyone threatening him. at this point i'm half-convinced agatha's just going to refer to her boyfriends in passing to someone else and no one's even going to comment on it until van finds out twenty pages later and immediately starts making everyone pay up

#girl genius #i just. the matching frowns. tarvek's deliberately-foppish not-quite-innocent shit-eating grin and folded hands #i'm obsessed with this panel i'm obsessed with this page i'm obsessed with this entire week's comics #and everything that everyone has chosen to say about these three since. man i don't even remember. october?#when was the comment about albia worrying colette will join the polycule i forget #i mean and also everyone has said about these three ever. violetta telling gilvek to stop flirting lives in my head rent free #but the entire last month has just been. i am Reeling what has HAPPENED #i was ready to live off the group hug for the next YEAR and every comic then has felt like a brand new brick????#except for krosp and norville's grand adventure which. well that also felt like a set of bricks but very different ones #also i'm only half-convinced bc a) agatha *is* awfully good at big dramatic speeches #and it's still hard to imagine the Big Relationship(s) Upgrade(s) happening without one #b) it also feels extremely plausible that instead of agatha talking about her boyfriends to a third party #gil or tarvek will refer to *their* boyfriend to agatha (who will not comment on that until van finds out twenty pages later etc)#anthyding can hadplen etc and it feels so much like suddenly it already has. what timeline are we IN #sarah don't look #nyquil don't look

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rainbowpufflez · 8 months ago

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Giovanni homophobia arc™️

#they’re all fucking with Gio which is why Rose still asks about them all dating #the real reason Team RR fell apart /j #they aren’t called Team Rainbow Rocket for nothing 😏#all ur ships can be real if you’re brave enough #someone get Cyrus’s aro/ace outta there tho #that poor man just wants to leave #Archie and Maxie makeout session #Ghetsis is homophobic cause I say so /hj #sorry for the jumpscare in page two (lying)#Gus and Lys wouldn’t actually be dating at this point in the timeline but they are here for the joke #I tried on the French can’t promise it’s right 😭#my friend checked it tho so hopefully we slay (shoutout to my friend tho fr!!)#All u need to know is Lys has murderous intentions as per usual #Archie is trans because I love him #Lys is Archie and Maxie’s designated fight stopper cause I hate him #team rainbow rocket #giovanni pokemon #lysandre pokemon #cyrus pokemon #lusamine pokemon #chairman rose #archie pokemon #maxie pokemon #ghetsis pokemon #perfectworldshipping #hardenshipping #<- u can tag it as other ships those are just the two ones I definitely implied #go crazy go stupid #make em a big polycule why not /hj #rainbowpufflez art tag

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dangans-ur-ronpas · 3 months ago

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was suddenly possessed to draw this future foundation togiri from my post

(shoutout @to-nae-giri for their character style exploration sketches which really inspired how i drew these two lol)

meanwhile, makoto:

#byakuya togami #kyoko kirigiri #togiri #danganronpa #shaking hands after slipping tongue to ensure they're both normal about this and each other. they will NOT become each others weaknesses #have to calculate when and how they should kiss based on who kissed first last time etc. bc again. theyre normal #theyre everything but married bc theyre being normal in an apocalypse. they just think they're traumabonded (not entirely false)#are they t4t? are they butch4femme? are they just really over it genderwise? who knows....#a combination of posts i saw earlier suddenly gripped me n i blacked out n woke up to this #kiri taking advantage of byakuya's hand+glove weakness lol #if ur wondering what the little marks on kiri's face near the eyes are. those r acne scars!!#took a look at this again this morning and realized that they look nothing like their canon design oops!!! post anyways lol #makoto suffering under weight of being ff poster boy. set my man free he's getting polycule fomo #my arts

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battry-acid · 1 month ago

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i like these guys. i think if they formed a polycule it would fix them

#you know me i take kurt from any x men media and i have to put him in a polycule #its kurt x warren x pietro time bitches.#x men #x men fanart #nightcrawler #kurt wagner #pietro maximoff #quicksilver #warren worthington iii #angel x men #x men apocalypse #x men movies #nightsilver #nightangel #ok boys what we callin this one. nightsilverangel??#i see so much nightangel and nightsilver art and i think its about time we cut out the middle man and just combined them #my art #artists on tumblr

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spaltedrat · 4 months ago

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what the polygun!!!

#trigun fanart #trigun #vash trigun #nicholas d. wolfwood #meryl stryfe #milly thompson #polygun #polycule #im sick for them #you dont even get it im a man possessed #i just wish they could eat a meal together #and play fight and hug after and fall over into a pile laughing #i want them to be happy #and love #polygun my favorite muses #the day i draw them anything besides sickeningly sweet is the day you know ive gone mad #too scared to make angst of this ship they are my comfort #but i so could do it #and boy do i have some thoughts

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movedtodykedvonte · 1 year ago

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Peter, about Spider-Man: He’s not that bad.

Jameson, mockingly: With how you defend the little punk you might as well be married to him!

Peter, quipping as a defense: If only he’d pop the question.

Jameson, missing the joke: …You’ve been dating Spider-Man?

Peter, stunned that was his best excuse: I-I uh…

Jameson: My own employees! Playing kissy with the web-head!

Peter: Look Jonah, if you just let me explain-

Jameson, realizing printing an article about Spider-Man being gay and dating the guy who only submits pictures of him will sell a fortune: Oh you’re gonna tell me everything, Parker.

#this is all an excuse for Peter to track down Eddie and the symbiote and beg them to play a nice spidey #so he can pretend date him before staging a pretend break up #only to form the absolute worst polycule known to man #yes Jameson thinks MJ was his beard the entire time or at the very least Peter just gets around with Spideys permission #j jonah jameson #peter parker #spider-man #spiderman #spiderverse #eddie brock #symbiote #venom #marvel comics

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pepperpixel · 1 year ago

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“Those thoughts of past lovers, they'll always haunt me

I wish I could believe you'd never wrong me

Then will you remember me in the same way,

as I remember you?”

BABY WE BUILT THIS HOUSE, ON MEMORIES!!!! ITS MORE BETTY AND MAGIC MAN ART TIME!!!! AKA PepperPixel is completely obsessed w the dynamic of two people dealing w very similar trauma finding understanding and solidarity in one another!!!!! GHGHG JUST. I LOVE IT. I LOVE THEM. SO MUCH.

#adventure time #betty grof #magic man #at magic man #normal man #king man #doodles #sorry about the enthusiasm that songs just RLLY FITTING FOR THEM #UGH!!!!!! AHHH!!!#like…. GHGH I CANT EVEN BE ARTICULATE ABOUT THIS ATM IM SORRY #my source for loving these 2 together: dude trust me ghghg-#no aCTUALLY THERE IS A FUCKING BASIS FOR IT BUT. still. I understand.. why it’s not most ppls focus ghgh #I get it I like petrigrof too! I just think… there’s untapped potential in these two….. I see it….#I also like Simon Betty and magic man in a polycule too!! I just… I want magic man to be included I think he’s interesting…..#and the relationship / dynamic he can have w Betty and Simon is interesting as well!!!!

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cinammonelles · 6 months ago

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I want to talk about this page in particular because the implications here are so riveting.

Lavi is currently 19. Allen is believed to be 16.

Which means that either

The Bookmen are lying

Bookman Jr. did die then and Allen either didn't age the first few years or his age got fucked up multiple times before he met Mana

The first seems highly improbable at this point tbh. If the Bookmen were planning to make Allen take the poison to make him remember his past then lying about when Past!Junior (presumably) died seems counterintuitive and would only make Allen mistrust them more once he was in full possession of his memories.

It doesn't seem like Allen de-aged to an infant. He says his earliest memories are from when he was in the circus. Even if he did age back to an infant, he would've needed caretakers and nothing in the story suggests he had any.

(Note how little Allen doesn't have his Innocence in the last panel. What the fuck does this mean Hoshino.)

Allen looks perhaps 4-5 in both of these panels. If Past!Junior died over 19 years ago and Allen aged linearly since then, then he would have to be 23+ by now. Even considering the possibility that he aged back to an infant, he he should be 19+ by now and he looks barely over 17.

We can assume that he must've aged in a somewhat even fashion once he joined the circus because otherwise the performers would've commented on it at some point of time.

What happened in the years between Junior dying and little Allen getting into the circus? Was he in a child's body till he acquired his Innocence? How did he even acquire his Innocence in the first place?

There's also a final possibility that came to me while I was writing this post— Lavi was born while Past!Junior was still alive. He was born with the 'mark' because Past!Junior was no longer fit to be a Junior. I genuinely have no idea how Hoshino will explain this. Will it be some sort of corruption? Memory loss? Chronic illness?

All of them seem equally unlikely options at this point. But so did the possibility of Allen and Bookman Jr. being different people before this chapter :)

Either ways, this was a very intriguing chapter and I'm looking forward to whatever Hoshino has in store for us.