#this is just a headcannon btw

[starlightshadowsworld]

Akutagawa: Weretiger, where is my coat?

Atsushi: Are you feeling okay? You're wearing your coat.

Akutagawa: rolls his eyes My other coat, Weretiger. The one I gave you back on the ship. Where is it?

Atsushi: Oh that one, yeah I sold it.

Akutagawa:... You... What...

Atsushi: The Agency is kinda not operational right now and we all needed a meal. It was all I had that was worth anything, so I put it up on ebay and yeah.

Akutagawa: I entrusted you with the conduit of my ability and you SOLD IT?!

Atsushi: I was hungry and you were dead. What else was I supposed to do?

Akutagawa: Oh I don't know, not sell my coat? Wait for me to return? Or are you such a fool that you think something as trivial as death would stop me?

Atsushi: Sarcastic Yeah why didn't I predict you'd get turned into a vampire. It's not like that was something that didn't seem possible till right now.

Akutagawa: Sarcasm is unbecoming of you.

Atsushi: Sorry I can't hear you, I'm too busy starving to death because you value your overpriced coat more than you value me.

[kiwibirbkat]

Ocean randomly: *aggressively blinks*

Choir: ????

Ocean: *collapses*

Choir: ?!?

Ocean: *gets back up, brushes herself off, and pretends nothing happened*

Constance: Ocean, what did I tell you about TELLING me when you need food!

Ocean :(

[ratttheinternetwanderer]

I know this is rlly random, but

EMMET BRICKOWSKI IS AUTISTIC

[afterartist]

You have no idea how insanely bad I want an MTMTE / Shattered Glass Crossover

Is this just cause I love SG Sounders and want him to join the found family?? Maybe, shut up

Can yall guess who I like drawing vs who I don’t like drawing

[tofumilkbread]

Lmao just Dabi interacting with Natsuo like a normal sibling because like let's be honest this man have dodged death way too many times to die now, he's basically immortal atp.

Natsuo : I'm having girls problem

Touya, through the pod : oh shit, like 'I have a girl's body in my truck' problem or 'why doesn't she like me' problem?

Natsuo : ..why doesn't she like me, problem.

Touya : damn, would have given you a few numbers for the first one.

[jalluzas-ferney]

Kai feeling insecure about being “talentless” because he sees everyone around him be good at either art, mechanics, etc, and he just … can’t do any of that. Doesn’t have the hobby nor the “”talent”” to do so. Even if he blacksmiths he feels like he can’t even do that right. That all he’s good for is fighting. All he’s good for. And if he’s not the best at that then what? Is he just a failure? Useless, uninteresting? Good for nothing?Unlike all his amazing friends? Who even is he in this world? What is he good for? What will people love him for?

[olivia-anderson-fanfic]

My dumbest TWST headcanons

Yuu: everyone has forgotten their name and preferred pronouns. No one is willing to ask after so long, hence everyone calling them 'prefect' all the time

Grim: he is the reason why no dorm has tried to get Yuu to transfer in. They simply do not want him and unfortunately they are a package deal

Riddle: cannot handle spice. He ate a bell pepper once and started sobbing incoherently. Bell peppers are notoriously non-spicy

Trey: has mom hands in that he can handle hot plates without even flinching because he has permanently ruined the nerve endings in his hands from all of the times he's handled hot baking trays without mitts

Cater: has only like 7 Magicam followers because, as fun as his tags are, they aren't great for the algorithm

Deuce: has been told "that's unfortunate" multiple times after introducing himself. Does not understand why. No one tell him.

Ace: the type to never wait for his food to finish cooling. He burns his tongue at least once a day. He will never learn. Nor will he ever actually taste anything he puts in his mouth. Uses this for bets ("bet you that I can eat *insert the most disgusting concoction ever*" "don't...")

Leona: the entire school has a group chat devoted to the most insane places they've found Leona sleeping. Nothing has managed to top the time someone spotted him curled up in a cauldron that the first years were about to use for Alchemy. (Ruggie has tried to bribe his way into this group chat multiple times but everyone is too scared of Leona to give it to him)

Ruggie: the type to dump trauma on you without realizing it's messed up. Jack asked him once "Where'd you get that" and pointed to a scar and Ruggie was like "oh yeah that's from the time a guy stabbed me" and Jack has never asked him anything since

Jack: complains constantly about how big his tail is because it keeps wagging and giving away his tsundere-ness. Wants a little tail he can stuff into his pant legs to hide it

Azul: his glasses are fake. He thinks they make him look intimidating

Jade: will make fun of people for yawning in front of him. ("Scandalous" "????") He refuses to explain

Floyd: bites people he likes. Moray eel bites can cause paralysis and even beyond that his teeth are wicked sharp. This has caused several misunderstandings in his life

Kalim: everyone know's he's coming because all of his jewelry clink against each other. Like a cat with a bell on its collar. There is a betting ring about whether Jamil planned for this or if it's just how Kalim is that has spread schoolwide

Jamil: has absolutely responded to Kalim saying "Treat spiders the way you want to be treated" with "Killed without hesitation". Unironically

Vil: has accidentally cursed his own food several times. Never anything serious, but you would think it was with the expression of utter horror on his face every time

Rook: is the one in class to deal with bugs. He will pull a hairband out of his pocket (saved for this very occasion, or in the horrible case that Vil's hair tie might snap) and snipe the bug out of midair

Epel: constantly tries to get away with breaking rules right under Vil's nose. Out of spite. He has yet to succeed, but insists he WILL. One day. He will not

Idia: has lamented sending his tablet to class several times because he can't play some of his favorite games when it's away. Does not seem to realize that he would not be able to play those games while in class anyways

Ortho: has programmed idle animations

Malleus: his horns constantly hit the top of doorways. The entire room will go very quiet when this happens because they're scared if they breathe they will laugh and they Can Not Laugh At Malleus Draconia

Lilia: upon finding out his true age, the first question he is always asked is how his cooking is seriously "like that"

Silver: will wake up, find a miscellaneous animal sleeping on him, and go back to sleep because he would rather die than wake up the poor thing

Sebek: banned from the school library. There is no librarian so it literally doesn't change anything there's no one to enforce it but he still won't go in on principle

Crowley: has submitted a tax form with simply the word "No" on it. Is not sure why it didn't work

Crewel: messed up a potion once in front of a class. Swore everyone to secrecy about it. It is the only secret that has not spread through the school

Trein: has been called by his cat's name more than once

Vargas: students are often late to things because "Coach Vargas is hunting students for sport again :( ughhhh"

Sam: will trip students he doesn't like over 'loose floorboards'

[ihaveastainonmyshirt]

HERES SOME DRAWINGS I MADE!!!:3

[telebeast]

I have a disease that makes me pick up lore scraps and extrapolate speculative biology thoughts [ID in Alt]

[vomittedsoap]

top twelve possibly autistic characters in movies/tv. I love them.

One of these is a murderous psychopath.... the answer may surprise you... (it's Mark Corrigan)

[also Dave from Mystic River and Dr. Nathan Bronfman from Human Nature and the guy from Nothing to Lose but I can't have so many Tim Robbins ones ripppp...he just plays that kind of character too well.]

[rat-rosemary]

Also

[lmanburgseulogy]

Do you think the l’manburg river was just a little bit too shallow. Because when their home was being blown up, they jumped straight for it. The nature of their home was their protection.

The universe must not have loved them too much, though, because when you hope to drown in this water it never worked. When you wish for the current to bring you under so you never have to watch your home be destroyed, no one listens. No matter how loud you shout your prayers, no one can hear you over the booming sound of your defeat.

but you’ll still be reminded of how you’re not a kid anymore because the water barely reaches your waist. Maybe in the past, it would’ve overtaken you. now you’re limbs are too long and your maturity seems to be your downfall.

[seaworthit]

The black brides

[afterartist]

Someone please give Soundwave a raise

He puts up with so much

[jesterjaxx]

Ok SO

Canonically his dad is a cop and there are a couple jokes about his parents not loving him, dudes dad straight up said "actually, do we love you?" Like sir damn anyways im taking that and running with it SO

Giving him a fucked up situation of him and his dad always butting heads and both of them escalating things constantly, and as he got older the ends to the arguments went from getting grounded or punished to getting kicked out or Duncan just leaving, probably escalating to his dad kicking him out semi regularly and eventually his mom or dad telling him to come back home to make a kinda fucked up cycle

And like i know they gave the convict kid a cop dad for the laugh like its not that deep at ALL

but like that sets up sucha fucked power dynamic and i want to use that

and we never find out what got Duncan sent to juvie for the first time, its said off screen while some characters are spilling embarrassing or dark secrets and in my fucked up world either he accumulated a couple charges while he was kicked out, indirectly the fault of his dad

or worse but more tempting

he got kicked out and his dad arrested him for trespassing

so like idk i just love the idea of a pyromaniac, vandal convict who has no respect for authority or mutual trust having the tragic backstory that his first time getting arrested was at the hands of his father

[z0mbie2b0y]

I have an AU where the Prince family was more of a hunting and collecting type of group-

Like yes they were amazing at potions to the point of pureblood families would make sure to have them on their side because they often feared how advanced the Prince family was, but I can imagine them having a strong greed for ancient things or things that are mysterious, may that range for artifacts to creatures.

I can imagine the Prince Manor has many rooms that are made just for a relative to show for their collection of treasures, I can imagine many rooms filled with taxidermy yet its not stuff or overfilled but instead it tells of story, like one rook has a story of nature and one is made to look like its underwater and somehow they all tell a story in one way or another