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A peek into Hua Cheng’s subconscious….

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Touya definitely panics slightly every time he wakes up because he’s terrified of having slept through years of his life again

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This is the type of posts I'm not brave enough to make but wholeheartedly agree.

Sexting Dabi through an Ouija board 🖤

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Real can we talk about this? I don't support pedo behavior but I prefer Talia fucking Jason over this.

the issue with head-canons about league era Jason Todd is that whenever i post about Jason ‘i was adopted by Talia in the league and she’s a mother figure to me’ Todd i get people responding like ‘oh you mean the Jason Todd that she FUCKED? while he was SEVENTEEN?!’ and then when i talk about Jason ‘i don’t see Talia as a mother. i fucked Damian’s mom in the league and i will use it to cause chaos’ Todd i get ‘BUT HE WAS JUST A CHILD AND IT WAS DISREGARDED AS CANON!!!’ and nobody ever mentions the way more pressing issue which is that THEY USED TO DRAW A FUCKING MOUTH ON HIS HELMET

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Hua cheng, immediately after: haha, just kidding!

Xie Lian: I owe you for all that spirural power you let me borrow, San Lang

Hua Cheng: It's okay, gege. You can just marry me, and we’ll call it even

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Damian is like 3 apples tall, leave my bbg alone

Damian: Tim told me that brown is just navy orange, and for the last ten minutes I’ve been debating on verbally agreeing with him. …

Jason, over coms: I lost Damian. Dick: How did you LOSE Damian?! Jason: To be fair, he is very small. Dick: HE’S A CHILD

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Dick, age nine, doing a cartwheel into a flip to enter the kitchen:

Alfred, having a heart attack while also feeling weirdly proud: he really is our little acrobat

Dick, the little shit that he is:

Don’t you mean…acrorobin?

Dick finds this so funny that he will, without fail, quote it in the middle of patrol when it gets silent.

Every. Time.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRINCESS 💚

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My little animation about teen Hua Cheng trying to put his love on the paper. @oryunart

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Toga and Twice FaceTiming Dabi.

Toga: “Hey, what’s up?”

Dabi: “Not much. Hanging out with Hawks. He flew into my window.”

Toga: “Aww, that’s so romantic—“

Dabi: “No, I mean he flew into my window.”

Dabi, flipping the camera to show Hawks with a bandage on his nose, glaring at Dabi.

Toga, taking screenshots: “Oh no, that’s awful.”

Twice, in the background: “Tell Hawks I said hi!!!”

Dabi: “Twice said hi.”

Hawks, still glaring at Dabi: “Hi.”

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You’re condemning the League of Villains for their crimes against humanity, meanwhile, I’m making them little rice balls shaped like Hello Kitty.

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Roy: *Under his motorcycle fixin it* Can you hand me a 9mm?

Jason: *Opens bag and takes out a 9mm pistol, handin it to Roy*

Roy: *Takes it, lookin at the gun then back at Jason* I meant a ratchet.

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For Dabi’s birthday, we should all find a shitty Dad to set on fire and then enjoy a nice bowl of soba in the warm glow 🙏

(for legal reasons this is a joke)

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“that’s a stupid outfit!” says the stupid outfit guy

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Dick Grayson is one of if not the most respected person in the hero community

Tim isn’t as well known in the hero community but is respected and feared In the villain community

So when Nightwing and Red Robin team up people in the hero and villain community are terrified

Nightwing although is more responsible when his baby siblings are around that responsibility gets canceled out because Red Robin’s hero worship has him doing his BEST plans so he can impress Nightwing

And Nightwing is doing his craziest stunts to impress Red Robin (Dick is totally aware of Tim’s hero worship and thinks it adorable)

It leads to the most batshit (ha) crazy plans happening and goons will literally let them go past whatever they are guarding so they don’t feel the wrath of two of the scariest robins

And it only gets worse when red hood gets involved…

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Playing Marvel Rivals and Loki may be my main