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For Dabi’s birthday, we should all find a shitty Dad to set on fire and then enjoy a nice bowl of soba in the warm glow 🙏

(for legal reasons this is a joke)

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“that’s a stupid outfit!” says the stupid outfit guy

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Dick Grayson is one of if not the most respected person in the hero community

Tim isn’t as well known in the hero community but is respected and feared In the villain community

So when Nightwing and Red Robin team up people in the hero and villain community are terrified

Nightwing although is more responsible when his baby siblings are around that responsibility gets canceled out because Red Robin’s hero worship has him doing his BEST plans so he can impress Nightwing

And Nightwing is doing his craziest stunts to impress Red Robin (Dick is totally aware of Tim’s hero worship and thinks it adorable)

It leads to the most batshit (ha) crazy plans happening and goons will literally let them go past whatever they are guarding so they don’t feel the wrath of two of the scariest robins

And it only gets worse when red hood gets involved…

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Playing Marvel Rivals and Loki may be my main

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He likes ‘em strong ☄️

I said I’ll draw them and I did😌

The intention here was making it look like a variant cover, I recently discovered my love for this field so I wanted to try something for fun sjksk

Hope you like it!

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Good night to everyone except Tenko haters

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Yes.

Dick Grayson is dcs megan fox

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Dabi is going to expose himself as Touya Todoroki because some day he’s going to have no choice but to face off against Shouto during a mission and Shouto is gonna hit him a little too hard and Dabi’s gonna be like:

Dabi: Ow, you little shit. I’m telling Mom.

Shouto: What?

Dabi: What?

Shouto: What did you just-

Dabi: What? I didn’t hear- What?

Shouto: You just said- What did you just say?

Dabi: I said ow.

Shouto: No, the other thing.

Dabi: … little shit?

Shouto: Nevermind.

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For Dick's secret rage that he keeps inside he probably plays games like COD and like cusses the FUCK out of people on there with a cringe username just because.

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But like it's normal for Dick to hallucinate canonicaly so like he sees his younger sib at night coming to his house (probably a fight with Bruce or just injured) and he just walks past through them thinking it's just his mind telling him he misses them.

Tim just staring at him Dick while clutching his side (100% stabbed) : uhhh.. Dick?

And Dick sorta blicks for a while, well it's not normal for the hallucinations to talk without being a complete asshole as well- and then suddenly it hits him that Tim's real and he goes into his mom mode

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Toga tries to get Dabi to have slumber parties with her and Twice where they match pyjamas, eat candy, watch romance comedies, and talk about hot celebrities. somehow Dabi winds up going with little regret because toga gave him a manicure(his nail polish was chipping really badly. The only down side to the situation is that Twice eats too much candy and ends up feeling sick.

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Alternative Titans Tower scene

Jason, wearing his original Robin suit (that’s sized up to ‘fit’ him: Do you remember me?

Tim: Did you seriously think I was gonna be scared seeing you wear panties?

Jason: what?

Tim: Like Jesus Christ I’m 13. I don’t want to see you wearing underwear. I can see the outline of your di-

Jason: wait no-

Tim: Like everything just hanging there. Did you even look in the mirror before coming here?

Jason: No- that’s not the point.

Tim: God dude. I looked up to you and now I have to see this? It’s gonna be in my goddamn brain forever. I’m gonna close my eyes and it’s gonna be you in those fucking short-

Jason: Can we move on?

Tim: I don’t even think I can. It’s just stuck in my brain now. I’m not gonna look at Robin the same way now and I’m goddamn Robin. God. Do I start avoiding my reflection now? Dr. Freeze is gonna be a nightmare. It’s gonna be like one of those mirror mazes but with pictures of your di-

Jason: Are you done?

Tim: God no. They warned you never meet your hero’s but never because you had to see them in some scaly panties. Seriously I can see you asscrack from he-

Jason, cocking riffle: Okay you’re done.

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remember when i said Bruce would forget his kids arre adopted?

imagine the same thing but opposite w damian for some reason.

Damian starts showing interest in medical stuff and Alfred lightly comments, "just like his grandfather," and Bruce hums with a finger on his chin, "Ra's?" and Alfred gives him a look and THEN Bruce realises, oh his father. his side of the family. because he's the dad. for real this time. ohhhhh.

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remember when i said Bruce would forget his kids arre adopted?

imagine the same thing but opposite w damian for some reason.

Damian starts showing interest in medical stuff and Alfred lightly comments, "just like his grandfather," and Bruce hums with a finger on his chin, "Ra's?" and Alfred gives him a look and THEN Bruce realises, oh his father. his side of the family. because he's the dad. for real this time. ohhhhh.

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give him a moment he's doing his mii

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post-war dabihawks antics for @camazotz in exchange for a donation match 💙