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Remember when we all found out that Dabi was Touya before we found out who the president was in 2020?

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He just keeps proving my point of being absolutely breedable

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Like-?? Just HOW many signs did they just overlooked because Touya was NOT slick.

"Wait this guy have fire as a quirk, damn."

"His turquoise eyes that are weirdly like the number two/one hero are so pretty"

"Why does he have white roots? Eh no judgement"

"This guy keeps sending villains to kill the number two/one hero, wonder what's that about."

"This new guy seems to love shitting on hero in training, specially that Endavour's kid.. he must just hate his cold attitude!"

"Why does he seem to hate that ice guy from PLF???"

Did Touya willingly ever told the League he was, infact, the Touya Todoroki and wanted revenge on his father?

Or did they too just saw his dramatic live broadcast and were like-

Mr. Compress, giving Spinner 10 Bucks as they had made a bet on Dabi's real name.

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Just this guy sneaking in your room and plopping down on you like you're a pillow.

I love being delulu but dating Dabi would just be

Narrator: "This is reader, reader loves their personal space."

Narrator, as the camera backs away and shows Dabi on top of the reader : "and this is Dabi, Dabi also loves reader's personal space."

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He gives the same vibes as

"He says he got you the clown costume, the power drill and 12 gallons of blood"

"Wow. Where did he find 12 gallons of fake blood?"

"You wanted.. fake blood? I'll go call my brother"

Lmaooo

Spinner: Does anyone know what Dabi’s doing?

Twice: He said he was going to get Halloween decorations

Spinner: …Don’t let him back in here

Twice: Why?

Spinner: I asked because I saw him walking toward a cemetery with a shovel

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This guy have no business being this breedable.

Ya hz

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1221.

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Do you think that Dabi ever just occasionally snuck into the Todoroki household when no one was home just to move things around to cause confusion and also to check to make sure his siblings didn't mess with anything in his room?

Oh yeah. He swaps out all the photos of Enji for photos of All Might. He moves all the furniture a couple inches to the left.

He raids the fridge weekly. (Sometimes he leaves notes telling Fuyumi how good her cooking is— except one time when she made fish and he left a note that just said “yuck” and had a badly drawn fish on it).

He goes through his old room and sees everything just lying around, untouched. He picks up an old toy that Natsuo used to beg him to let him play with. He leaves it on Natsuo’s bed. (Which creeps the fuck out of Natsuo and convinces him that the house is haunted).

He avoids Shouto’s room in general. He went in there once and discovered that they like some of the same things and it made him mad lmao

He makes sure that Enji’s credit card number hasn’t changed, bc he’s been using it for years and somehow Enji has never noticed.

And right before he leaves, he lets a bunch of raccoons into Enji’s bedroom. He lingers around outside until he hears Enji yell, “NOT THE RACCOONS AGAIN!”

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Important discussion

How did THIS become THAT?

But more importantly… how did THIS become THAT??!

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Look me in the face and tell me UA student!Touya WOULDN'T spread false dating rumors of you and him JUST so that he could tease you and accuse YOU of spreading them like the fucking asshole rich kid he is.

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"Bad Wingman"

[Vestige Tomura AU]

Deku, if you're not going to let Vestige Tomura hang around Aizawa, then he's going to make YOUR dates insufferable!

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It would have been hilarious if they showed us more Todoroki siblings after the fight. Like I bet Touya is REALLY salty about being the same height as Shouto and literally shorter than Natsuo despite being the oldest.

Touya : I have no fears, I'm an ex villain who have nearly died multiple times-

Fuyumi : what if one day you woke up and I was taller than you?

Touya :

Touya : ..I have one fear.

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I love being delulu but dating Dabi would just be

Narrator: "This is reader, reader loves their personal space."

Narrator, as the camera backs away and shows Dabi on top of the reader : "and this is Dabi, Dabi also loves reader's personal space."

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Reverse au where the Villains are somehow heroes, but tenko still has decay. I like the idea of him pulling a shouta and not giving two shits about his hero name, so spinner jokingly writes down 'dustbunny' so now there's this 20-something hero who seems a little manic and a bit more of a vigilante than a hero, who hangs around the number one hero's rebellious eldest, the lizard who's the biggest advocate for a mutant revolution in japan, and certain hero who used to be a vigilante, with red eyes and a Licence To Kill.

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Ghost!Touya AU for Halloween.

He haunts the Todoroki house for obvious reasons but he ALSO haunts Natsuo's new apartment.

Natsuo, peacefully cuddling with his fiancée on the couch :

Touya, smacking things off the table like a needy cat :

Natsuo, without even looking up pulling out holy water in a spray bottle : begone, thot.

Touya, hissing when the holy water hits him :

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I have always imagined that's the type of brother he would have been if he didn't 'died'

touya would lowkey look like rodrick just think about it

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Dabi showing up with a SINGLE peice of candy. Upon asking where he got it Dabi's eyes widens and he stares off in space for a while before answering : ..you don't want to know.

The league are all sitting around, dumping out their Halloween candy and sorting/trading with each other.

They’re all arguing over who got the most candy.

Toga hit up the same houses multiple times, transforming into a different person every time.

Twice had his doubles working overtime for candy, covering the most ground.

Despite their best efforts… Mr. Compress snaps a finger, decompressing a single marble, and a sea of candy falls out.