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ofwrxth · 3 months ago

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#musings.#cody musings.#cody.#this is hot monty

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months ago

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MDZS x Brazil (1985)

(Yes. Real movie dialogue)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #MDZS AU #lan wangji #wei wuxian #Backstory to this is 'we recently watched Brazil (1985) and this scene make us lose our minds.'#Brazil (1985) is best described as 'The Monty Python Crew does an adaptation of George Orwell's 1984 (1949).' Because it is.#And let me just say. I think it is the perfect adaptation. Somehow this film manages to be one of the best dystopia satires out there #While also being a genuine critique of capitalism and burocracy.#Plus the practical effects and set design were outstanding.#The 'romance' in this movie was definitely also a satire.#It is unbelievably wacky. I'm dead serious when I say this comic is beat for beat something that happens in the film #Guy who told this women *nothing* about the peril she's in form the government tells her he (legally) killed her.#She responds by saying “Care for a little necrophilia?” with NO ROMANTIC LEAD UP.#THE MUSIC SWELLS. HE TEARS OFF HIS JACKET AND DIVES INTO THE BED. SCENE END.#Jill Leyton has incredible range as a hot butch and hot femme. Was the line bizarre? Yes. She can pull it off though.#We paused and watched it back a few times. I wasn't intending to make a crossover this obscure but honestly...#It's...it's too good of a fit to pass up. Wei Wuxian *would* say that...

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the-p-in-lgbtqa · 7 months ago

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Edwin was a boy magnet

Bonus, i guess

#autism be damned my boy can pull hot bitches #dead boy detectives #edwin payne #charles rowland #edwin x charles #edwin x the cat king #Edwin x Monty #painland #is that it

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minyooon3012 · 9 days ago

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Dead boy detectives in a nutshell:

Simon: let’s fuck

Edwin: no

Cat king: let’s fuck

Edwin: no

Monty: let’s fuck <333

Edwin: ehhh

*meanwhile*

Charles: YAY!! BEST MATES!! :D

Edwin: let’s fuck

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viarayy01-blog · 1 year ago

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ruin fanart

this is extremely old but thought i would post it here :)

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excitementshewrote · 4 months ago

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#the simpsons #gif #mr burns #too damn hot #good idea monty

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ace-and-the-rpg-horrors · 2 months ago

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any moment where Esther was doing her silly little murdery schemes and Monty happened to be in the room, whenever they mentioned Edwin, i swear she was two seconds away from calling Monty a slur. she really, really wanted to

#“Monty ew”#PLEASE #no longer a supporter of the hot evil lady lads!! i can excuse mass murder but i draw the line at homophobia :/#(reference)#ace's random thoughts :)#dead boy detectives #esther finch #monty the crow #monty finch

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ratatatastic · 2 months ago

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the things ekky has done or said that i cant stop thinking about. the 4 minute cut.

#theres a lot more #but those videos exist in vertical and like wow yeah #obviously because of that honourable mentions:#ekky on the pole almost kicking luosty in the face falling on his ass while he gets hauled up by multiple cats and mikksy put his hat back #ekky calling forsy a perfect swede #ekky slowdancing with sasha at the club #ekky saying im below you to benny while pointing out his name #ekky showing off his tat every minute he can by pulling up his shorts at the parade and gave us an egregious look at his dick #the first time ekky and mikksy do the bumpy ritual and ekky grunts at each bump and goes I LIKE THAT #any practise day mini mic shenanigans i.e “forsy cuz i love him” “forsy but only with his shirt off”#when he went tarps off for his cupday because it was raining on the golfcourse #additionally when he shimmied the cup to feeling hot hot hot #that time he was wearing shorts that they were bunching up in the front and he had to “subtly” pick it out in front of a crowd of phins fans #that time he organised a sturgeon tagging trip and invited the boys who liked fishing and also monty for vibes #because fishing is his love language #oh letting maffhew pour champagne in his mouth at the club #feeling up stolie at the end of the parade and lifting up his shirt #drinking out of the cup with forsy and also feeding himself the champgane cam but forsy taking it away from him #him hugging senko into his stall #honestly anytime he brings up forsy whether its his footspeed/speed. his body.#or how blessed he is to play with him #and likening him to a greek god #please dont make me go on

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fetchmearum420 · 4 months ago

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ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS JONESY?! ARE YOU TRYING TO LEAD ME TO AN EARLY GRAVE?! AHHHHHHHH

#he’s so fucking hot #wtf #terry jones #terry j #Jonesy #I miss him #can’t believe it’s 5 years in January #hottie #monty Python

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little-mary-marauders · 1 year ago

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*Regulus meeting Monty for the first time* Monty: Lovely to meet you Regulus, James has told us all about you. Regulus: The pleasure is mine. *Later in James's room* Regulus: I wanna fuck your dad. James: REGULUS WHAT THE FUCK- Remus: Same Reg same.

#harry potter #marauders #jegulus #wolfstar #james potter #remus lupin #regulus black #james x regulus #fleamont potter #monty potter #hot as hell #text post #marauders textpost

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jack-enbyfold · 2 months ago

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DBD fandom learn what a crack ship is

Cricketcrow and catdog are not crack ships, they've interacted, there's grounds to ship them if you like frienemies to lovers, they're just not as fandom popular. That's not a crack ship, it's a rairpair

stuff like Charles/Jason Todd (gen ship I've seen) and smth stupid like Edwin/his notebook are crackships

#cricketcrow #catdog #its also only these ships ive seen be called crackships for some reason #also hot take but cricketcrow >>>> catcrow #dead boy detectives #charles rowland #monty finch #the cat king

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rjlae · 6 months ago

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I love em so much

#Hot Diggity Dog!!#Monty’s such a loser I hate him #/lovingly #Monty I love you #Lae’s Art; Kindergarten #art #digital art #fanart #my art #artists on tumblr #kindergarten #kindergarten game #kindergarten 2 #kindergarten 3 #kindergarten fanart #Kindergarten Carla #Kindergarten Monty

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aceofhyenas · 8 months ago

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i’m so normal about this panel

#knawing at the walls #Monty is so hot #holy shit #nevermore webcomic #montresor nevermore #nevermore webtoon

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thanatos-zagreus-shagreus · 7 months ago

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Edwin: *monologuing about confusing feelings*

Monty: *kisses him*

Edwin: "That was unexpected"

Monty: "I have feelings for you too"

Edwin: "I wasn't talking about you"

Very funny but oh so awkward

#and the cats looking at all this as well of course #anyway at least Edwin is being honest with himself and has realised that he's got feelings for Charles #of course charles has feelings for crystal #but I'm 99.9% sure charles is bi and also into edwin #but also jealous as fuck of edwin and monty #oh this show puts the concept of a love triangle to shame #you need graph theory to make a diagram of these idiots #i love them #also charles is fucking hot so can't blame edwin and crystal for wanting that #tbh the cat king being the cat king (aggressively flirting) while in charles' form had me going 🤤#anyway that was enough oversharing on tumblr for today #dead boy detectives #dead boy detectives e5 #edwin payne #charles rowland #dbd monty #monty #edwin x monty #edwin x charles

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wr0temyway0ut · 6 months ago

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I think i have a type

#they are both just SO blorbo #i adore them #i want the best for them #i want to torture them #but also i want to hug them and give them hot cocoa #jatp #julie and the phantoms #willie jatp #monty the crow #dead boy detectives #monty dead boy detectives

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chaoticevilspacewitch · 4 months ago

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Ever since the art teasing Blake with her kitty ears pierced, it feels like I've seen an uptick in fics where Yang nibbles on said ears as erogenous zones.

Now, I know their ears are areas of intense sensation for cats, and can be very sensual for humans, so on Blake's end that makes sense. But, as a cat mom who loves nuzzling her fur babies... yes, I HAVE nommed their little ears, and NO, it is not an experience I recommend. At all. All that soft smoothness? Yeah it turns into a mess of fur in your mouth. It is very unpleasant for you, not to mention very confusing for your cat.

Just an observation.

#rwby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #bumbleby #cats #nibbling furry ears is like putting a wad of hair in your mouth trust me it is not hot in the slightest #my cat was so confused they could've been a Monty Python sketch

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