#this is either going to be the best thing ever or the worst thing ever with absolutely NO in between

[dubiousanon]

Do you have any more kakanaru ideas?

God, you don't even know the half of it. Here have a few but I'm dead serious, they're fucking unending. Title: 'Til Death Do Us Part Summary: In which Kakashi agrees to let Naruto practice seals on him, only for Naruto to go and "accidentally" bind them together for eternity in the first ten minutes. This wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if Kakashi weren't actively head over heels in love with him, and now their emotions are connected and Naruto knows it. -Post war, Kakashi falls in love with Naruto over the course of the village's reconstruction and sits silently on his crush for about two years, hoping it'll go away. News flash: it does not, in fact, go away. It gets like, ten times worse.

-Little does he realize, Naruto loves him back and the whole seal thing was fully intentional. Kakashi thinks that Naruto can't remove the seal. Naruto completely knows how to take it off, but after realizing Kakashi feels the same, he pretends he doesn't know how.

-Kurama cheers them on like the fangirl we all know he is and Naruto does his best to woo Kakashi, who is firmly in the "this is wrong, I'm a dirty old man, I couldn't possibly!" camp. So much so that, despite their emotions being connected, he remains blind to the fact that Naruto feels the same. Title: The You Inside of Me Summary: After Kakashi gets hit by a jutsu that de-ages him, suddenly he's nineteen years old again and has no idea what's going on, how he got here, or what to do with himself. When Naruto takes it upon himself to help Kakashi adjust, Kakashi can't help but notice how... pretty he is. Like, really, really pretty. -Naruto is also nineteen years old. It's just after the war and everything is kind of in shambles. Kakashi still believes himself to be ANBU and almost runs off thinking he's stuck in some genjutsu, but Naruto practically sparkles like gold in the sunlight, so Kakashi stays. -Naruto is unendingly kind to him to the point that Kakashi doesn't know how to react other than to melt. He's basically side-lined from missions while they try to bring him back to his actual age and with every passing day, he finds himself falling harder and harder for Naruto. To the point that he doesn't want to be aged back up again if it means he can't have this.

-As if age would stop Naruto Uzumaki from getting what he wants. Though honestly, he doesn't mind either way. Watching Kakashi discover Icha Icha for the first time is a true novelty.

Title: A Spoonful Of Sugar Summary: Post war, Naruto comes back to his apartment to find its been leveled to the ground. With so much destruction, Konoha is launched straight into a housing crisis that makes hunting for somewhere new to live impossible. Enter: Kakashi, who has an entire house to himself and is hardly ever there anyway now that he's Hokage.

-Kakashi thinks it's a great idea up until Naruto sleep walks into his bed in search of warmth in nothing but a tank top and the smallest shorts known to mankind and makes himself at home. Naruto's a cuddler, too, but Kakashi loves it so much that he silently hopes every night that he'll wander in. Even if the guilt practically devours him alive.

-Konoha is on pause for missions, but Naruto will die if he doesn't keep busy. Kakashi wasn't trying to get a live-in maid or anything, but the homecooked meals every time he comes home make his heart flutter. Naruto's also is helping with the reconstruction, which means he comes home sweaty. It does NOT help. -Basically, Naruto moves in, never leaves, and accidentally seduces Kakashi by doing absolutely nothing but being himself. Kakashi is helplessly enamored by it. Title: No Time (Like The Present) Summary: Naruto reaches adulthood and it's like a switch flips. Whereas he had absolutely no interest in relationships before, suddenly all he can think about is being with someone. Couple this with the strange urge he's had to let Kakashi-sensei bite him, he's pretty sure he knows exactly who he's going for.

-Or: Naruto's animal hindbrain belatedly kicks online and suddenly he's desperate to find someone. He feels naturally drawn to people who ALSO have animal hindbrains, whether he realizes it or not. This narrows his options down to Kakashi or... Kiba.

-Obviously he's not choosing Kiba, ew. After coming to the astute conclusion that he wants Kakashi to bite his neck and pound him into a mattress, he starts to relentlessly pursue him in the bluntest way possible. Which is to say he marches up to him and boldly declares that they should fuck.

-Kakashi is flabbergasted, terrified, and also desperate because now that Naruto's mentioned it, he can't stop thinking about it. And Naruto also smells really good, and Kakashi's hands would be so big on his waist, and it would be amazing. But also wrong. But also... well, he'll only hold out against Naruto for so long anyway, I guess.

Title: Planetary Summary: After a seal gone wrong, Naruto thinks he got off without any consequences. The sudden wet dreams he keeps having about Kakashi-sensei are weird, but he kind of enjoys them a ton, so he doesn't mind. It never occurs to him that they might be real.

-Naruto blows a seal up and suddenly he and Kakashi have connected dreams. Neither of them realize that they're both cognizant, that the dreams are real, and they're both lucid. Kakashi thinks he's having the same old wet dreams he's been having for the past year. Naruto thinks it's a cool, neat new feature.

-Kakashi basically ravishes Naruto every night thinking none of it is real and that he's finally just gone off the deep end and is having insanely detailed dreams as a result. Tons of filth, but also a lot of desperate kissing, 'I love you's, and various desperate apologies. Naruto is slightly taken aback but enthusiastically there for the ride.

-Eventually, a few vague mentions make it click that hey, they're both experiencing this same thing. The tension is insane. Naruto wants to climb him like a tree. Kakashi is drowning in self-righteous guilt. You know the drill.

[psilliguykai]

Aaand he’s here!! THE William of William’s Wanton Weary Wiles himself :0

This is his normal at-work/day-to day outfit, but he’s usually uh. cunty-er. when he goes out n stuff. I’ll probably draw him dressed up and/or being more gnc at some point soon ^^

[props to you if you get the references in his middle and last name :]]

Some extra little facts/notes about him!

- Mood Swings and very mixed self esteem. He’s simultaneously the worst most lazy rotten thing to ever deface this earth and also he’s extremely talented and cool and strong and the best and anyone who doesn’t like him is simply Wrong and should fuck off [<- all in his eyes. whatever he “actually” is is up to you :]]]

- Not particularly self aware or emotionally intelligent [the majority of the time anyways] but he is ultimately. Underneath all the uh. everything else that he is. A caring guy and he Will [haha] be there for the people he cares about when they need him.

- He doesn’t like to burden other people with his problems and will usually just kinda either A: disappear when things are getting messy for him personally. Or B: try to convince both himself and others that “things are great!!” [<- lies] and distract himself with parties, going out to drink, etc.

- Very creative !! As mentioned in the facts featured in the actual sheet he does music, but he also dabbles in sewing [added the stars to his pants himself :0], fabric dying/bleaching, drawing, painting, and sculpture. He’s a better at 3d art than 2d ^^

- He used to do art more, especially when he was in school. He games more in his free time now, but will still occasionally pull out the Art Stuff [especially when he wants to make things for Love Interest :]]

- His sleep schedule is fucked

- His favorite food is American cheese

- He’s a solid 6’2 with an intimidating and fairly confident stature [thought mid posture lol]. He’s generally fairly high-energy and outgoing.

- William and Laplace are around the same height [both being the tallest of the WWWW’s HMSW], but Will appears generally larger and is much stronger [not that it really matters seeing as they would never be able to interact or meet - just for reference ^^]

That’s all for now! enjoy The Guy I guess and as always, asks for the characters in/generally about this AU are super open :3

[lovelyjasmari]

I just woke up because I felt a disturbance in the air.

I was right.

[sugarsnappeases]

thank you for the tag @fxreflyes this is so cute, except the format is trying to hinder my propensity to ramble, so i’ve rectified this in the tags lmao

i’m over 5'5 / i wear glasses or contacts / i have blonde hair / i often wear sweatshirts / i prefer loose clothing over tight clothes / i have one or two piercings / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails / i typically wear makeup / i don’t often smile / resting bitch face / i play sports / i play an instrument / i know more than one language / i can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / i’ve never dated anyone / i have a best friend i’ve known for over five years / i am an only child

no pressure tags for @static-radio-ao3 @inevitablestars @itsjaywalkers @carniferous @orbitfalls @transsexualpriest @futurequibblerjournalist <333

[ferretoats]

I just got the best fuckin idea,

and I am not going to say anything about it until I finish it. The only thing I will hint to it is that it has to do with Undertale Yellow and Rain World.

[mentalmeles]

Y'all, I'm in trouble.

I saw a post comparing stucky to everlark and now my mind is suddenly full of a Hunger Games AU with stucky and AAAH

[youtherthyf]

the dark souls 2 NG+ expirence

the early duke fight in NG+ legit jump scared me lol

i am divided on ds2's NG+. some changes are legit great(like the jump scare in brightstone cove, the new pyromancers in the lost sinner fight, the new rewards like old souls) ...

but then there is ng+ iron keep and amana.

[roseworth]

WILLOW AND CHILDISH GAMBINO ARE TOURING TOGETHER ???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? AND THERE ARE NO TOUR DATES IN MY CITY. SICK TO MY STOMACH

[bardnuts]

feel like i gotta apologize in advance for this one

[gas-stxtion-a]

//also i wanna be the smallest amount of !!! about some ideas real quick so i wanna share one other thing i've been taking notes on with the new profiles i wrote for the carrd

anyway yeah all my muses here have parents with actual names. feels like a small thing. and did i have to do that? no. no i didn't. i really didn't. but i've wanted for a while to develop these characters' parents, and that starts with giving them names.

does any of this matter? probably not. but i think this is a fun thing to consider for their characters and establishing more of where they each come from, even if a majority of these characters' parents are dead or otherwise not in their lives.

also goes without saying but a lot of my thoughts here are speculation or based on limited evidence in canon, since many of these characters' family backgrounds are just not explained, especially not in any significant detail.

anyway thoughts under the cut

spencer's parents: john and hannah middleton

i've actually had the idea in mind for like a year now that spencer's mom's name was hannah. if you know why.... keep your mouth shut. (kidding)

spencer's parents are dead. he killed them both in retaliation after years of abuse and neglect stemming from their genuine fear of their son's mental illness. basically everyone in town knows he did it, but there's very little chance of him being prosecuted for it. not because anyone thinks it was justified, though--more because, though everyone *knows* he did it, there isn't enough *concrete* evidence.

tony's parents: alejandro caballero and inés torres

so i've talked a little about tony's parents publicly, but not in a lot of detail. the main thing i wanna point out here is that neither of his parents' surnames are vargas. because i'm going all in on "antonio vargas is a fake name." vargas is the surname i gave him but yeah it's all fake babeyyy!!!!

forget if i've said anywhere publicly yet, but tony's legal name is oscar caballero torres! or as he'd mostly be referred to in the U.S., oscar torres. (not sure on exactly *what* specific national heritage his family has, but in at least most spanish cultures, people traditionally have two surnames, one associated with each parent, though in the U.S. for example they tend to go by their matronym. so yeah legally he'd be oscar torres.)

(the only reason i'm giving each of his parents one surname each here is simplicity, but their names would also follow this tradition.)

anyway, tony's father alejandro died when he was a young teenager, but his momma is very important to him and a major figure in his life.

jack's parents: charlotte townsend and william evans

so i mentioned earlier this year that i think it's very possible that jack's surname, townsend, isn't his *original* surname. and i've decided to just commit to that.

my original idea was that jack adopted the name townsend from one of his foster parents, possibly his first, as a way of symbolizing him leaving behind his old name and past and basically just. restarting his identity (which is also how him being trans flew mostly under the radar with his neighbors). i ended up dropping that, though, and instead i think townsend is his mom's maiden name.

jack's mom, charlotte, walked out on him and his dad when he was *very* young, and before that she wasn't super present in his life. i don't think she was actively abusive towards him like his dad was, but i also think she wasn't exactly mother of the year. (idk, i go back and forth on how sympathetic to her i am.)

ANYWAY i have a lot more thoughts on jack's parents that are best saved for another post, but basically. jack's mother left her shitty abusive husband and young child behind and started a new life, and jack took her maiden name as he grew when he started a new one as well. i doubt it was intentional on his part, and honestly i think it came down to an issue in the paperwork when he was entered into foster care.

jerry's parents: daphne and matthias pascal

so this is where i am nervously ignoring canon and just kinda doing what i want with the references to jerry's family while picking and choosing what i want from those references.

jerry's parents are a pair of old money types who settled in delaware, and who are definitely *not* happy with the fact that one of their children ran off to join a cult and hasn't spoken to them in well over a decade. his parents cared less about who he was as a person and more about what he could do to further their legacies and reputations. the cult honestly probably started in part as rebellion against them.

in present day, jerry's parents don't know where he is, and he's happy with that. occasionally, the private investigators they hire to try and find him get close to figuring him out, but he's gotten good at evading them.

rosa's parents: elisa vasquez and lorenzo rivera

again, tying in with what i mentioned about spanish surnames under tony's section, rosa's full legal name would be rosa rivera vasquez. ditto for her parents having more surnames, though i'm sticking just to the ones they would've passed down to rosa.

anyway, rosa has two loving parents who genuinely care about her and are active parts of her life, though she has been making a rather significant effort to be more independent and not rely on them as much as she did when she was younger. (ignoring the fact that she *is* still very young.)

i won't pretend they've never had conflict, but for the most part their relationship is healthy and strong. her parents love her and she loves them.

amelia's parents: celeste o'brien and james ambrose

amelia was raised by a single mother, which is where a lot of her drive to be a strong woman and handle everything herself comes from. i originally considered the idea that her father was mostly absent from her life, but i've decided to scrap that idea. she knows her father and has spoken with him, and he has made an effort to be part of her life. he didn't walk out intentionally, and he's been trying to make it up to her.

buuuut she's not particularly impressed with him. she doesn't want to give him a chance, so for the most part she's just. not going to. she has a relationship with him and it's mostly cordial, but she doesn't really get along with him. her relationship with her mother is similarly tense, but they're definitely closer than she is with her dad.

she is, however, *very* close with her aunt natasha. natasha was there for amelia when no one else really was when she was a kid, and she never forgot that. hell, half the reason she moved to this shitty little town in georgia was to be there for her aunt.

sabine's parents: amanda and joseph lemoyne

yeah, i finally named the gas station owners. about time! i could only deal with calling them pops and mamaw for so long.

sabine's parents were a pair of right-wing doomsday preppers who neglected their daughter severely in favor of preparing for an apocalypse and other conspiracy theorist bullshit. they did their part to prepare sabine as well, but for the most part, they tended to just... have her take care of the home while they dealt with everything else, very rarely giving her the support she needed. generally, the lemoyne's had a reputation in town for being very strange but well-meaning, though, and very few people raised a fuss about anything they said or did.

(and yeah, the fact that the lemoyne's were right in some respects about some of what they were paranoid conspiracy buffs about doesn't take away from their rancid-ass beliefs or their treatment of sabine.)

[red-dyed-sarumane]

whats an activity void likes to do that most wouldn’t expect of them?

beyond photo editing void is not an artistic type they cant draw they dont write they cant play any instruments nor do they have any real interest in it BUT when they feel like treating themself they attempt latte art although more often than not its hot cocoa art than coffee art & also they arent particularly good at it & it doesnt often look like anything but its a little task that gets their mind off things for a moment & they like doing.

[starleska]

to the anon who suggested ‘Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy’ as the song to edit Gargamel with: you won. it’s in-progress. and i can’t stop cracking up 😂😂😂

[wardencommanderrodimiss]

"No, see, I'm sayin' you've got a good thing going here," Balthus says, leaning forward from his chair until he hangs in the space between their two tables. "You've got a goddess who's a real classy lady, but real down-to-earth, too. You know where no one's ever met Fodlan's goddess? At a McDonalds."

Byleth, sitting next to him, blinks placidly in a decidedly lizard-like way. Her pet lizard, atop her head, has not blinked for the past twenty minutes.

"Like yeah, Seiros is a milf, too, don't get me wrong," Balthus continues, "but she's not, y'know, the milf, yeah? Up there" -- he gestures with his thumb in the vague direction that the cathedral sits -- "they're not teaching the things that get asses in seats. They've got a milfy saint, but they ain't telling me if the goddess is a milf."

A thud sounds as Zelgius, who switched tables to sit across from Byleth, wrestles her arm to the tabletop. An expression that on Byleth could be described as a smile crosses her face for a moment before she says, "Not anymore."

"What, that they don't teach that the goddess is a milf anymore, or she isn't a milf anymore?" Balthus asks. "I thought goddesses don't age. They're goddesses, yeah?" He sits back in his chair.

"She isn't a milf anymore," Byleth says, pronouncing milf the way that one might awkwardly form an unfamiliar word of unknown pronunciation. "She died and then became a lizard."

"Is that so?" asks Sephiran, who looks interested for the first time in the course of this conversation. "I am familiar with some of the teachings of the Church of Seiros, but I cannot recall any tell of this."

"Being a lizard can't mean she's not a milf, though," Balthus says. "You know those lizard gals from like, Skyrim? Or even the dragon from Shrek, y'know--"

"She is a lizard who speaks with the tone and cadence of an indignant twelve-year-old," Byleth says.

"Damn," Balthus says. "Shit's rough out there. Goddesses getting their milf cards revoked."

"Do you...speak, directly, with the goddess?" Sephiran asks, exchanging a knowing glance with Micaiah and the orange bird pressing its small feathered body up against the window next to them, as though it could push itself through the glass to enter the establishment.

"Yes," Byleth says, and does not elaborate.

"What is a 'milf'?" Sanaki demands, with the tone and cadence of an indignant thirteen-year-old. "You keep using this term and not one of you has explained it to me!"

"Uh," Balthus says. "How old are you?"

"Do not condescend to me because of my age!" says Sanaki, her non-answer serving as an answer itself. "I am gathering that this word means a, an attractive woman of some sort, but there is some nuance I know I am missing--"

"It is a somewhat-crude slang for an attractive older woman," Micaiah says. "You should not use it."

"Attractive older moms," says Balthus, who has apparently decided that actually, Sanaki's age isn't really an obstacle to making sure that she is properly informed. "And goddesses are the moms of us all, really. And then, yknow, like, the dragon from Shrek--"

"What is this Shrek?" Sanaki asks.

"Oh, damn, you've never watched Shrek?" Balthus says. "Who raised you? They've deprived you."

Sanaki turns a pointed glare upon Sephiran, who was in fact the one to raise her. "Sephiran," she says imperiously, "I should like to watch this - Shrek, whatever it is."

"Film series," says Balthus. "Second one's even better than the first."

"You would let the physical appearance that your goddess takes determine your reverence for her," says Ashera, who has not spoken or blinked for the past twenty minutes, as she has been staring at Byleth's pet lizard.

"Uh," says Balthus. "I mean, it's not like the Church of Seiros has ever offered me any other reason why I should care about them, so yeah, I'm askin' if they got milfs."

[phagodyke]

istg one of these days.......

[alopecoiddaydream]

The reason I, like, never post my DaveKat art aside from that one post is bc I am TERRIFIED of mischaracterizing them. I hope this helps.

[gas-stxtion-a]

@chaieyestea said: Weird question, but are any of your muses ticklish?

//hmmmmm.... alright, y'know, this isn't something i'd thought about before, but i think. some of them?

jack i imagine may be a little ticklish, but not to a super significant degree. probably mainly around his neck, if anything.

jerry isn't ticklish at all but pretends that he is because he thinks it's funny. if you try to tickle him he'll go along with it and then turn the tables on you the second you let your guard down. merciless.

rosa is very ticklish in general, and she giggles very cutely if you manage to catch her off guard and tickle her a bit.

amelia is a little less ticklish than rosa, but she definitely still can be at times.

spencer isn't ticklish--he may have been at some point, but being killed and resurrected has dulled a lot of sensation he experiences, so he isn't anymore.

aaaand tony i feel is a bit ticklish, but not like. *super* ticklish. just a little bit. just enough that if you catch him off guard you can get him to laugh.

sabine wasn't ticklish at all but *would* absolutely elbow you on reflex if you tried to tickle her.