#why are you guys making him a jock⁉️⁉️⁉️

[alopecoiddaydream]

The reason I, like, never post my DaveKat art aside from that one post is bc I am TERRIFIED of mischaracterizing them. I hope this helps.

[ivysangel]

imagine the sexual tension between you and college au!jason and y’all finally take care of it during a one-night stand at some random ass party and the TENSION ONLY GETS WORSE ⁉️ like first y’all were ignoring how bad y’all wanted to fuck each other and NOW you have to act like he wasn’t just devouring your pussy a few nights ago

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tutor!jason who your teacher sets you up to study with twice a week since he's acing the class. the first time you meet, it's in the library, and you almost sit down next to a different guy because jason doesn't look at all like the type to know the ins and outs of gothic lit. if he wasn't nose-deep in mary shelley's frankenstein you would've assumed he was a jock doing recon and looking for some pussy.

but he's not; he's actually really kind and smart and also really fucking hot. your tutoring sessions go on longer than scheduled because you spend more time staring at him than you should. you're actually kind of embarrassed about it until you catch him staring at you one day with a familiar look, one you'd given him many, many times when he wasn't looking.

from then on, things are pretty tense between you two, not in an angry kind of way, but more of an unprecedented level of horniness kind of way. and the growth of your friendship is temporarily stunted because of how badly you want to fuck each other.

but it all comes to a head at some dumb frat party. you're a little buzzed but still lucid enough to know that jason's out of place in this environment. he hates frats, hates the culture around it, hates the fact that he gets mistaken for one so often.

so why the fuck is he flirting with some random sorority girl who's trying way too hard to keep his attention. you're thinking to yourself, "he's not gonna fuck you." but you're not actually 100% sure about that, so you find your way over to him just in case.

his attention immediately shifts to you and little miss greek row makes herself sparse when she realizes his eyes are locked on you and only you.

you're making conversation, but it's kind of awkward; you were clearly green with envy over the prospect of him fucking someone else despite having no claim to him or his dick, and now you were just hitting him with a "sooooo fancy seeing you here!" and he's just looking at you; peering down at you with this look in his eyes that just so dark. unlike anything you've seen on his face before. and then he's finishing off his drink and asking if you want to go somewhere quieter.

ok, so boom. he's leading you up the stairs and into an empty room, and if either of you were sober or not blinded by an intense need to fuck the other, you probably wouldn't have hooked up on some frat guy's unwashed sheets.

and using "hook up" is generous because you're the only one that got anything out of it. he was pretty much hiking your dress up to eat you out before the door was fully closed, and he continued to stay there, between your legs, with his mouth sucking on your clit until someone knocked on the door and killed the vibe. #jasontoddcertifiedmunch

you thought the tension before was bad, but it gets so much worse. you start skipping your tutoring sessions, and the few you do show up to end early because you can barely look at him. you can't get the image of him licking his lips after eating you out out of your head, and it was beginning to drive you insane. 

he was also going insane, but for a different reason. while you were scared that it ruined your friendship, he was craving you more and more with each passing day, wondering where you'd be if you'd gone all the way. he was on the verge of knocking out the teeth of the asshole that interrupted you and shooting you a "u up?" text in the middle of the night.

[analbedo]

📔 that boy’s a liar ft asshole virgin killer jock bf childe

ngl im having Bad Childe Thoughts™️ sorry he’s such nonconner bait like skskfkkdks. also this was not supposed to be this long sadly i just got too silly wit it >_> also it’s been so long since i wrote i had to keep looking words up to make sure i used them right asksjdjsk i was staring at my phone for like 10 minutes bc there’s no way sinisterly is a word 🤨 anyway.

i could easily imagine him being, like, an asshole jock, probably plays some rich boy sport like lacrosse 😭 and every time the school year starts he’s always looking for another cute freshman to fuck. he had a thing for virgins, and no one was more virginal than a fresh out of high school girl, eager to find her first boyfriend, completely oblivious to the nature of men. (well, really, men like him.)

𐐪 warning: this fic contains dark content, please read my dark content disclaimer before continuing. minors dni.

🦢cw: virginity kink, dubcon/sexual coercion, noncon/rape (both implied and explicit, the word rape is also used), misogyny (i’m sorry women🥺), emotional manipulation, unhealthy relationships, unconsensual nude sharing, degradation, unconsensual creampie-ing (is there a better word for this?), hair pulling, mouth spitting, contraception mention⁉️

° 𐐪 ♡ 𐑂 nsfw below the cut! 𐐪 ♡ 𐑂 °

and that’s what led ajax to you, the bright eyed, overly naive barely legal cheerleader. most cheerleaders were too slutty for his tastes, but he could tell from the innocent way you swung your hips and nervousness around guys that you’d probably never had a boyfriend, let alone sex.

bagging you was too easy, he almost felt bad for you. he’d barely finished inviting you to one of his games when you’d excitedly accepted. afterward, him convincing you to go to a frat party later that night was child’s play (no pun intended). from there on, you were putty in his hands. ajax had no real intentions of dating you, you were a bit too innocent for his tastes. but, when you offhandedly mentioned you were saving yourself for “the one” (seriously?), he realized he had no other choice.

nothing really changed after you made it official, you still went to his games and parties with him, and sent him nudes that he was definitely sending to his friends’ groupchat. ajax, the notorious virgin killer, and his new victim. the general consensus was that you were the hottest one he found, which was an accomplishment, but his friends teased him for how long it was taking for him to smash— “you’re losing your touch there, casanova” kaeya texted him after he updated the chat on his latest date with you.

ajax rolled his eyes, but it was true. you were really not trying to give it up, even if you were blackout drunk, slurring your words at parties, even when he lit candles and set out rose petals for your one month anniversary, even when he said he’d never tell anyone. nothing was working, and he was starting to get annoyed. nutting on you face, tits, and ass wasn’t cutting it; if anything he was starting to get more and more sexually frustrated. he wouldn’t force you, he wasn’t that type of guy, but damn it if he wasn’t running out of ways to try to convince you to let him actually put his dick inside you; he’d even settle for just head at this point.

ajax reached his breaking point one night after a game. his team won the championship finals for their division, or something, which meant they had a solid chance at playing to win the state title. surely, he deserved something for that. so, when you invited him over to celebrate after, he was expecting more than you just surprising him with a homemade dinner after his shower.

“that’s it?” ajax asked, looking in disbelief at the table, his voice gradually growing louder and meaner as he spoke. “you fucking cook for me all the time, why the fuck would you think this is a surprise?”

you felt your heart sink a little bit; you’d put way more effort into it than your usual dishes, and you thought he’d might like a nice, fulfilling dinner after working so hard. ajax had little outbursts like this all the time, but he assured you that’s just how relationships are, and who would give up a tall, handsome, perfectly sculpted redhead athlete just because he’s a little temperamental.

you remained quiet; usually, this is where he’d apologize and say he had a bad day, or was tired. but, his tirade kept going.

“we’ve been together three fucking months and you’re still acting like the same boring virgin bitch as when we started dating. i thought for once you’d stop fucking neglecting me and finally fucking put out.” ajax reached up to run a hand through his damp auburn hair, his towel slipping down ever so slightly as he did so. you felt your face grow warm in embarrassment and desire. you wanted to wait, but him borderline flashing you sent butterflies down your stomach to between your legs.

“i’m sorry,” you said meekly, genuinely meaning it. you tried explaining how scared you were to do it for the first time; stds, pregnancy, or having your cherry popped, which you imagined would be more painful than it sounds. ajax always gave you the same responses, that he was clean, he’d pull out, he’d be gentle. you had no reason to deny him, really, you saw a future with him; and, if he’d dated you this long without having sex, you imagined he’d want to be with you forever once you said yes.

but still, something in your body was telling you to stop, leave, run. as many butterflies as he gave you, there were still cold claws of dread and fear dragging in your chest at the thought of sleeping with him. “i’m just not ready yet, baby. i’m sorry.” you replied, unable to meet his eye.

that was probably a good thing, because the look of disgust he casted would’ve been enough to make you break down in tears. “not… ready?” ajax asked in an angry low timbre. “you’re a fucking adult, for christ’s sake, what the fuck do you mean you’re not ready? it’s fucking sex, not a marriage proposal.” he huffed incredulously, running both hands through his hair now while throwing his head back. he turned away from you, finally allowing you to lift your gaze from the floor. staring at his back, you realized just how muscular your boyfriend was— and tall too.

if he really wanted it, he could easily take it. you wouldn’t stand a chance.

the thought alone made your throat swell and eyes prick. you never thought he could be that kind of guy; and if he is, wouldn’t it be better to just let him do what he wants? maybe he’d go easy on you if you said yes now.

“everyone else on the team is probably getting ass at that after party, and i’m fucking stuck here playing house with a childish ass bitch,” ajax groaned. his words felt like punches straight to the gut; you instinctively held your abdomen in response. he turned around to you, his face now free of anger, but full of… something. you didn’t know what, but it was sending shivers down your spine. “you know, this is the longest i’ve ever gone without having sex,” he said in a neutral tone, slowly walking around the table to approach you. you winced as he lifted your chin up, bringing his face uncomfortably close to yours.

“look at me,” ajax said softly, but sinisterly. you forced your tear filled eyes to meet his, but not without trembling in fear. “you’re neglecting me, you know. isn’t it a little unfair to deprive me of intimacy, when i’ve been doing everything i can to make you comfortable? why are you so scared of me, hm? why don’t you trust me?” you merely blinked in response; if you talked you knew you wouldn’t be able to hold back sobbing. “i don’t neglect you, do i? is there anything you want that i don’t for do?” you pondered the question; though he was rarely ever nice or this soft spoken, he had a point— physically, he’d given you all the cuddles and forehead kisses you could want.

still, that wasn’t the same thing as having sex? or, was it? who’s to say he finds cuddling as intimate as lovemaking? maybe sex was to him what cuddling was to you— maybe you were neglecting him. you shook your head softly in reply.

“good girl, you’re right. i’ve done everything i can to prove you can trust me, does that not matter to you? will i never be good enough for you?” ajax’s voice sounded sincere, but the cold, perverse look in his eyes still made you doubt. “i’ve been so patient, baby. i could’ve taken it any time i wanted, but i waited for you. you gonna keep me waiting forever?”

something about his logic wasn’t quite adding up to you— but, it didn’t matter. your brain was too clogged with fear to compute anything. plus, he confirmed what you tried so hard to not acknowledge all along: if he wanted you, he could have you, whether you wanted it or not. your heart thudded in your chest.

you felt guilty for depriving your boyfriend for so long, but that was overshadowed by your fear of what he’d do to you if you kept kept saying no. “ok,” you whispered meekly, so soft you were surprised he even heard it.

or, maybe he didn’t. it probably wouldn’t have made much of a difference.

ajax smiled, though this time his grin of approval filled you with cold terror instead of giddy excitement. “i knew you’d do the right thing.”

***

“shouldn’t we use condoms?” you asked. you were sitting on your bed, wrapping your naked body with your fuzzy pink blanket. maybe you were as childish as he said. the more you thought about it, the less you wanted to do it, but, it was too late mow.

“they’re too small for me, but, don’t worry, i’m clean. can’t let an std fuck up my lacrosse career, you know?” ajax said casually, walking towards the bed.

“no, not for that. i meant for- i mean, like, i’m not on, like, birth control or anything—” you stammered.

“oh that’s fine, i was gonna pull out anyway. can’t let a baby fuck up my career, either,” he replied, chuckling at his own joke before giving you a light peck. “plus, you’re too hot to knock up right now, it’d ruin your body. i’d save that for after you’ve already hit the wall. anyway,” he said sliding back on the bed and leaning against the wall. “come here princess, i’ll show you what to do.”

you turned around and crawled toward him, sitting back on your heels. his comment about your body momentarily snapped you out of your fearful haze; were you really about to give it up to such an asshole?

ajax twirled his finger, motioning you. “face that way, towards the door. and get on your hands and knees”

“like this?”

“perfect. now—” instead of giving instructions, ajax put his hand between your shoulder blades and pushed you down roughly. “you’re gonna stay like that.”

it was kind of humiliating being in such a lewd pose; you’d always imagined your first time would be passionate missionary sex, not getting your back blown out. ajax shuffled behind you on the bed; he was taking his boxers off.

“okay, you ready? i’m gonna be honest, it’s pretty big, and it’s gonna hurt a lot before it starts to feel good, alright?” ajax said as he positioned himself behind you, his hands on your hips as he slowly dragged the tip of his dick against your vulva. “just keep taking it, though,” he said, lowering his voice for the rest of his sentence: “i didn’t wait all this time just to get blue balled.”

ajax lined himself up with your hole, and you sucked in a breath as you felt the slight pressure of his tip on the outer rim. you winced, scrunching your face as you prepared for him to actually go in.

sadly, nothing could’ve prepared you for that type of pain.

“fuck— ajax stop, no, it hurts— it hurts too much—” you cried out, practically screaming.

“tch. stop being so dramatic, i’m not even halfway in,” ajax paused his speech as he pushed into you further, eliciting a yelp. the searing pain was almost enough to render you unconscious, and, god, how you wish it actually did. “it’ll hurt less once you’re used to it. relax, for fucks sake. the more you panic the more it hurts.”

you wished you could heed his advice— but, then again, what does he know? he’d only ever inflicted the pain, never received it. there’s no way he could comprehend how horrific it felt being split open, your body resisting every inch but still being made to take it. the pain came from between your legs and in your head, too, the few fleeting thoughts you had besides how much it hurt questioning how he could put you through this, if he really loved you, he knew you weren’t ready.

you abandoned speech altogether, merely sobbing as ajax continued to push his thick cock inside you.

ajax paused again. “crying’s only hot if i can see it. shut the fuck up, you’re killing the mood.” when you didn’t stop sobbing, he grabbed you by the ponytail, jerking your towards him so he could mutter in your ear; the shock was enough to shut you up, at least momentarily. “i swear i get soft ‘cause you keep whining like a bitch, you’re gonna suck it til it’s hard again, and i’ll make sure it hurts a whole lot fucking worse.” he let go of your hair, your body flopping limply back onto your bed.

you took a deep breath, biting down on your arm to silence yourself, and prepared for the worst.

ajax was angry now, and, being the cause of his agitation, he happily took it out you. you bit down so hard you could’ve sworn you drew blood as he continued to shove his cock inside you; his thrusts were rough, it felt as he was tearing you open. just as your brain grew delirious with pain, you felt one final shove before the warmth of his body was against your ass.

“there, that wasn’t so bad, was it, baby? i don’t even think you’re bleeding,” ajax cooed. you were so beat down you couldn’t even speak, but he didn’t really need a reply; he didn’t care how bad it was for you, because it was perfect for him. “but i know you’re still a virgin, or, were a virgin, ‘cause you’re so fucking tight.” he moaned as he held your hips and pushed into further, somehow managing to get even deeper. this caused a new type of discomfort; less of the searing torture of him going in, but a nonetheless dull, aching pain in your lower abdomen.

“fuck, you feel so good, pussy’s gripping me so tight like it’s made for me. think i just hit your cervix, too.” ajax’s hands traveled from your hips to your ass, massaging the soft flesh on either side. “you’re so fucking hot, i could probably cum just from this.”

panic became the new sensation that took you over. “but you said you’d pull out,” you cried, trying a last ditch attempt to crawl away from him.

ajax easily held you against him again, and sighed in annoyance. “i said i could, not that i would, stupid slut. you’re the last girl alive i’d knock up; who’d wanna spend 18 years with your annoying ass?”

tears returned to your eyes; is this really how he viewed you? was this entire relationship just a ruse to get in your pants?

well, it didn’t matter, at this point. he was already there, and wasn’t leaving until he finished. you had no choice but to take it.

ajax clicked his tongue before gently sliding out of you, barely an inch. he showed no mercy thrusting back into you, though, making that dull ache resonate again. he slowly pulled out again, leaving only the tip inside.

“damn, you’re pretty wet for a bitch that says she doesn’t want it,” he sneered. ajax slammed his dick back inside you; strangely, it didn’t hurt nearly as much as the first time, minus him hitting your cervix. “but virgins are all the same,”ajax continued, picking up the pace at which he rutted into you. “you pretend you don’t want it to ‘cause of your purity bullshit, but the second i’ve got you bent over you start creamin’ on me like a porn star, can’t help yourself.”

the pain of him sliding into you was gone at this point; you could only feel the drag of his cock against your walls, rubbing against a spot that made ecstasy shoot through you. even the ache from him going too deep started to feel pleasurable. you couldn’t help but moan as waves of euphoria washed over you.

“yeah, you like that, baby?” ajax purred, before sending a sharp smack to your ass. he chuckled hearing you moan at that, too. “damn, you’re a masochist, too? didn’t think a pure little princess would be such a whore in bed.” he slapped your ass again, before reaching around to grab your neck and pull you towards him and titling your head back so he could look into your face. “bet you’re sorry for making me wait, huh? fucking tease,” he snapped, before spitting into your mouth. “swallow it.”

you did as you were told, disgusted by the feeling of the warm, foamy liquid landing in your mouth and sliding down your esophagus. he let you go, and you fell again back onto the bed. ajax placed a large hand on your back, pushing you down into the right position.

“keep your back fucking arched,” ajax scolded. with one hand pressing you into the sheets, and one firmly grasping the softness of your hip, he rutted into you, harder, and faster, each thrust sending shots of pleasure and pain throughout your whole body.

“ah- ajax- slow- fuck- slow down, ‘ts too much- too fast-i can’t—” you moaned, drooling onto the sheets. it felt so wrong, letting him do this to you, with all the awful things he’s said and done— but, you couldn’t help how good it felt taking his dick, every movement adding to the euphoric build up that made your body limo and head dizzy.

the intensity of pain and pleasure increased as he leaned over to hiss in your ear: “you’re gonna take what i fucking give you., slut.” ajax pried open your jaw, and shoved two long fingers into your mouth. “i’m tired of listening to you moaning, i wanna hear you gag for me, princess.” you choked around him, his digits pressing the back of your throat. “yeah, just like that, baby.”

the feeling of his fingers being pushed down your throat as he panted in your ear, while still not letting up on his rapid thrusts was all too stimulating; you felt your body tremble as you came, tranquillizing euphoria spreading your body like electricity. you could vaguely feel your pussy flutter around ajax’s dick, involuntarily clenching around him.

“fuck, you just got so much tighter— ah, wetter, too,” ajax moaned in your ear, burying his head in the crook of your neck and shoulder. “fuck, baby, i’m so close, feels so fucking good—” he cut himself off with his own panting, desperately chasing his own release.

it took you a moment to register his words in your post orgasm haze, but you quickly snapped to attention once you did. you jerked your head to the side so his fingers were no longer massaging the back of your tongue.

“wait- ajax, you said you’d pull out—”

“god, i know, i will, now shut the fuck up before you ruin it,” he groaned. his hands moved to yours, pinning your wrists down while as rhythm grew sloppy.

“ajax, please- you said you wouldn’t, cum inside me— please— please don’t don’t—“ you plead desperately.

“shut up, bitch,” ajax spat. “i know what im fucking doing,”. “i’m not gonna nut inside you— fuck— just need a little more—ah”

“please don’t,” you whispered softly; you were almost certain ajax wouldn’t risk cumming inside you— his reasoning was sound, but there again was that feeling of chilling dread as he kept messily rutting into you.

“fuck, ‘ts so good, so fucking wet— ah” ajax panted, indifferent to your reminders. his speed slowed, now more pronounced pounding. “fuck, fuck, i’m sorry baby, it just feels too fucking good, i can’t— ahh”

you screamed for him to stop, but it was too late; you could feel after his final thrust a warmth inside you, spreading deeper into your core as he wrapped his arms around you. “ajax, stop it— get off— let me go!” you screeched, desperately trying to break free from his grasp.

“sorry, princess, ‘ts too late now. shit, there’s so fucking much, too,” ajax sighed, pushing into you even harder. “fuck.”

nothing could describe the disgust you felt, trapped under your boyfriend’s sweaty, toned body as he forced you to take every last drop of his cum, shamelessly draining his balls inside your limp body. you knew you had to worry about pregnancy or an sti, but those were far from your mind.

the only thing you could think about is how bad you wanted to die.

ajax finally released you, getting off the bed and searching for his clothes. once free, you immediately crawled into a fetal position, tears pooling from your eyes as his cum drooled down your thighs.

epilogue

“sorry about that, by the way,” ajax said nonchalantly, as if he didn’t basically ruin your life. “it’s been so long since i last had sex, i guess i forgot how to pull out in time, so it’s kind of on you for making me wait.”

you said nothing; as humiliated as you were, you couldn’t risk more embarrassment by actually responding to him.

“hey, so, there’s still an after party going on, so i think i’m gonna check that out. you don’t have to worry about coming though— shit, sorry— attending, i know you probably have some shit you wanna work through right now. soooo,” you heard his footsteps head toward your bedroom door. he paused, as if he was waiting for a response, but eventually you heard him leave your room, head out the front door, and drive off. you laid on your bed, curled up in shame, for what felt like an eternity, until the loud text alert from your phone jolted you out of your catatonic state. it was a text— from ajax, surprisingly.

hey. left you a apology gift on your table. hope it helps.

you threw on a bathrobe and shuffled miserably back to your dining room. the elaborate feast you made was embarrassing to look at; all that effort just to get borderline raped by your boyfriend for his special night. you saw the gift he must have been referring to: a wad of bills, that, when you counted them it amounted to $65. you read the messy scrawl on the accompanying note:

enough for a plan b ♡

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Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of… …9:15. That concludes our ceremonies 🎑🎑. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we ⛏pick⛏ ourjob today? I 🙉heard🙉 it's🇮🇹 just orientation. Heads up🔝! Here we go. Keep your hands 🖐 and 📶antennas📶 inside 💠 the 🚊tram🚊🚊 at all times ⏳. - Wonder what😦 it’ll be like💟💟? - A little 👻scary👻👻. Welcome to Honex, a🅰️ division➗ of Honesco and a🅰️ part〽️ of the Hexagon Group. This is it🇮🇹! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as🅰️🅰️ a 🅰️ bee🍯🍯, 🈶have🈶 worked💼 your whole life to get🉐 to the ↖️point↖️ where you can 🏢work🏢🏢 for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our 🔺top🔺-secret🔏 formula is automatically color🎨🎨-corrected, scent-adjusted and 💭bubble 💭💭-contoured into this soothing 🍭sweet🍭 syrup with 🇮🇹its🇮🇹 distinctive golden 🌟glow🌟 you know as 🅰️… Honey! - That girl💇 was hot🍨🍨. - She’s my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we’re all cousins. - Right. You’re right▶️. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee🐝 existence. These bees🍯 are stress-testing💯 a 🅰️ new🇳🇿 ⛑helmet⛑ technology 📱📱. - What do you think🤔🤔 he makes? - Not enough. Here we have🈶🈶 our 🕡latest🕡 advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of 🍯honey🍯🍯 that hangs after you pour it🇮🇹. Saves us 🇺🇸 millions. Oan anyone work🏢 🔛on🔛 the Krelman? Of course. Most bee🐝 jobs are small ones 1️⃣. But bees🍯🍯 know that every small job, if it’s 🇮🇹 🔨done🔨 well, means😏 a 🅰️ lot. But choose carefully because you’ll stay in the job you pick⚒ for the 😪rest😪 of your life. The same job the rest 😪 of your life? I didn’t know that. What’s the difference? You’ll be happy😺 to know that bees🐝, as🅰️ a🅰️ species, haven’t had🈶 one1️⃣ day 📴off📴 in 27 million years. So you’ll just work 🏢 🇺🇲us🇺🇲 to death⚰? We’ll sure try. Wow! That blew💥 my mind! “What’s the difference?” How can you say that? One job forever? That’s an insane choice to 🈶have🈶🈶 to make. I’m relieved😌. Now we only have🈶 to make one1️⃣ decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have🈶 told 🇺🇸us 🇺🇸 that? Why would you ⁉️question ⁉️ anything? We’re 🍯bees 🍯. We’re the most perfectly💯 functioning society on🔛 Earth. You ever think💭 maybe things work 💼 a 🅰️ little too well 🈁here🈁? Like what😦? Give me one1️⃣ example. I don’t know. But you know what😦😦 I’m talking💬 about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on🔛 approach. Wait 🅰️a🅰️ second. Oheck 🇮🇹it🇮🇹 out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I’ve never seen them this close📕. They know what😦 it's🇮🇹 💘like 💘 outside the hive. Yeah, but some don’t come back ⬅️. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You 👷guys👷 did great! You’re monsters🤖! You’re sky🌔🌔 freaks! I 👫love👫👫 it🇮🇹🇮🇹! I love👭 it🇮🇹🇮🇹! - I wonder where they were. - I don’t know. Their day’s not planned📆. Outside the hive, flying🚀 who knows where, doing who knows what 😦😦. You can'tjust decide to be a🅰️ Pollen Jock. You have 🈶 to be bred for that. Right. Look. That’s more➕ pollen than you and I will 🙈see🙈 in a🅰️ lifetime. It’s just a 🅰️ status #️⃣symbol#️⃣. Bees make too much of it🇮🇹. Perhaps. Unless you’re wearing it🇮🇹🇮🇹 and the 👵ladies 👵 see 👀 you wearing 🇮🇹it🇮🇹🇮🇹. Those ladies 👩? Aren’t they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two2️⃣2️⃣. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let’s 🈶have🈶 💃fun💃 with them. It must be dangerous being🍯 a🅰️ Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a🅰️ 🐻bear🐻 pinned me against a🅰️🅰️ mushroom🍄! He had 🈶🈶 a 🅰️ 🐾paw 🐾 on🔛 my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought💭 I’d knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to ⚠️alert⚠️⚠️ the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn’t it 🇮🇹, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We’re hitting👊 a 🅰️🅰️ 🌻sunflower 🌻🌻 patch six6️⃣ miles from here📍 tomorrow. - Six miles, huh 😨? - Barry! A puddle jump for us🇻🇮, but maybe you’re not 🔝up 🔝 for 🇮🇹it🇮🇹. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We’re going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you 🤔think🤔, buzzy-boy👲? Are you bee🐝 enough? I might be. It all depends on 🔛 what 😦😦 0900 means😏. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised🙀 me. You decide 😦what😦 you’re interested in? - Well, there’s a🅰️🅰️ lot of choices. - But you only 🉐get 🉐 one1️⃣1️⃣. Do you ever get🉐🉐 bored😒 doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it 🇮🇹🇮🇹 around, and you stir it🇮🇹 around. You get 🉐 yourself into a🅰️ rhythm. It’s a🅰️ beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more➕➕ I think💭 about it🇮🇹🇮🇹, maybe the 🍯honey🍯🍯 🏑field🏑 just isn’t ▶️right▶️ for me. You were 🤔thinking 🤔🤔 of what😦, making balloon💭💭 😼animals 😼? That’s a🅰️🅰️ 📉bad📉 job for a 🅰️ guy👨 with a🅰️ stinger. Janet, your son’s not sure he wants to go into honey 🍯! - Barry, you are so🆘 funny😆 sometimes. - I’m not trying to be 😆funny😆. You’re not funny😄! You’re going into 🍯honey🍯. Our son, the stirrer! - You’re gonna be 🅰️a🅰️ stirrer? - No one's1️⃣1️⃣ 👂listening👂👂 to me! Wait till you see👀 the sticks I have🈶🈶. I could say anything right▶️ now. I’m gonna get🉐🉐 an ant🐜 tattoo! Let’s open 👐 some honey🍯 and celebrate! Maybe I’ll pierce my thorax. Shave my 📡antennae 📡. Shack up🆙🆙 with 🅰️a🅰️ grasshopper. Get 🅰️a 🅰️🅰️ gold 😬tooth😬 and call📲 everybody “dawg”! I’m 🆘so 🆘 😤proud😤. - We’re starting🆕 work💼 today! - Today’s the day. Oome on🔛! All the ❇️good❇️ jobs will be gone. Yeah, right▶️. Pollen counting, stunt 🐝bee🐝, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair💈 removal… - Is it🇮🇹 still available? - Hang on🔛🔛. Two left 🍃! One of them’s yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What’d you get 🉐? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir👨! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What’s available? Restroom attendant’s 😃open😃, not for the reason you 🤔think🤔. - Any chance of getting🉐 the Krelman? - Sure, you’re on 🔛🔛. I’m sorry🙇, the Krelman just 😚closed😚 out. Wax 🍌monkey's🍌 always 👐open👐. The Krelman opened 👐👐 up🔺 again. What happened? A bee🐝 🎲died 🎲. Makes an opening😃. See? He’s dead💀. Another dead💀 1️⃣one1️⃣. Deady. Deadified. Two more➕ dead💀💀. Dead from the neck 🔝up🔝. Dead from the neck ⤵️down⤵️. That’s life! Oh, this is 🆘so🆘🆘 hard! Heating, cooling👍, stunt bee🍯, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector 🔟number🔟 seven7️⃣7️⃣, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what😦 do you think🤔 I should… Barry? Barry! All right ▶️▶️, we’ve got🉐 the sunflower🌻 patch in quadrant 9️⃣nine9️⃣… What happened to you? Where are you? - I’m going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no ❎! I 🈶have 🈶 to, before I go to work💼 for the rest😪 of my life. You’re gonna ☠die☠! You’re crazy! Hello? Another 📲call📲 coming in. If anyone’s feeling brave, there’s a🅰️ Korean deli 🔛on 🔛 83rd that gets🉐 their roses🌹 today. Hey, guys👱. - Look at that. - Isn’t that the kid we saw🙈 yesterday? Hold it🇮🇹, son, ✈️flight✈️ deck’s restricted🈲. It’s OK, Lou. We’re gonna take him 🔝up🔝. Really? Feeling lucky🍀, are you? Sign here📌, 📌here📌. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You 🉐got🉐 🅰️a🅰️ 🌧rain 🌧 advisory today, and as🅰️ you all know, bees 🍯 cannot fly💸 in rain⛈. So be careful. As always, ⌚️watch⌚️ your brooms, hockey🏒 sticks, dogs🐕🐕, birds🐤, bears 🐻 and bats 🏏. Also, I 🉐got🉐 a 🅰️ couple👭 of reports of root beer 🐝🐝 being🍯 poured on🔛 🇻🇮us🇻🇮. Murphy’s in a 🅰️ home👪👪 because of it🇮🇹, babbling like💞 🅰️a🅰️ cicada! - That’s awful. - And a🅰️ 🎗reminder 🎗 for you rookies, 🍯bee🍯 🚔law 🚔 💯number 💯 one1️⃣, absolutely no👎 talking🗨🗨 to humans🚵! All ▶️right▶️, launch🚀 positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow🌼! Hello! You ready for this, hot😅😅 💫shot 💫? Yeah. Yeah, bring 🇮🇹it🇮🇹 on🔛🔛. Wind, ☑️check ☑️☑️. - Antennae, check✅. - Nectar pack, ✅check✅. - Wings, ✔️check ✔️. - Stinger, check✅. Scared out of my shorts, ☑️check☑️. OK, ladies👩, let’s move it 🇮🇹 out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers🌸! Wow! I’m out! I can’t believe I’m out! So 🌀blue🌀. I feel 🆘so🆘 fast⏩ and free🆓🆓! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have🈶 roses🌹🌹 visual. Bring it🇮🇹🇮🇹 around 30 🎓degrees 🎓 and hold👭. Roses! 30 degrees 🎓, roger. Bringing it🇮🇹 around. Stand to the side, kid. It’s 🉐got🉐 a 🅰️ bit of a 🅰️ kick. That is one1️⃣ nectar collector! - Ever see🙈 pollination up🔺 close 🔒? - No, 👨sir👨. I pick⛏ up☝️☝️ some pollen 📍here📍, sprinkle it🇮🇹 over here🈁. Maybe a🅰️ dash 〰️ over there, 🅰️a🅰️ pinch on 🔛 that one1️⃣. See that? It’s a🅰️ little bit of magic✨. That’s amazing. Why do we do that? That’s pollen power🔌. More pollen, more➕ 🌼flowers🌼🌼, more➕ nectar, more➕➕ honey🍯 for 🇺🇲us🇺🇲🇺🇲. Oool. I’m picking⛏ up🔝 🅰️a🅰️ lot of bright🌝 yellow🌕. Oould be daisies. Don’t we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers🌺 seems to be on🔛 the move. Say again? You’re reporting a 🅰️ moving📦 flower🌺? Affirmative. That was on🔛 the line 〰️! This is the coolest🆒. What is it🇮🇹? I don’t know, but I’m 💗loving 💗 this color🎨. It smells🚭 good🉑. Not like 💘 a🅰️🅰️ flower 💐, but I 💟like💟 it🇮🇹. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys 👷. It’s a🅰️ little grabby. My sweet🍩 👑lord👑👑 of 🍯bees🍯! Oandy-brain, get🉐🉐 off📴 there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be 〽️bad〽️. Affirmative.

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why is ilhoon a michael when michael is an ilhoon 🤔 really makes you think doesnt it

According to all known ©️laws ©️©️ of aviation, there is no❎❎ ↕️way↕️ 🅰️a🅰️ bee🍯🍯 should be able to 🐦fly🐦. Its wings💸 are too small to get🉐 🇮🇹its 🇮🇹🇮🇹 fat little body👂 off📴 the ground. The bee🍯, of course, 💸flies💸 anyway because bees🍯 don’t 💅care💅 😦what😦 🚵humans🚵 think 🤔 is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and 🌼yellow🌼🌼! Let’s shake it🇮🇹 🔝up 🔝 a🅰️🅰️ little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang 🔛on🔛 🅰️a🅰️ second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can’t. I’ll ⚒pick⚒⚒ you up☝️. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father👪 paid good✨✨ money💱 for those. Sorry. I’m 💖excited💖💖. Here’s the graduate. We’re very 😤proud😤 of you, son. A perfect👌 report card♦️, all B’s. Very proud😤. Ma! I 🉐got🉐 a🅰️ thing going 🈁here🈁. - You 🉐got🉐 lint 🔛on 🔛 your fuzz. - Ow! That’s me! - Wave to 🇺🇲us 🇺🇲! We’ll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop⏹ 💸flying 💸 in the house🏚! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, 🎓graduation 🎓. Never thought💭💭 I’d make 🇮🇹it🇮🇹🇮🇹. Three days grade school🎒🎒, three3️⃣ days 🔊high🔊 🚸school 🚸. Those were aard. Three days 🎓college 🎓. I’m glad I took 🅰️a🅰️ day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back🔙🔙 different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing💗 a🅰️ 〰️mustache 〰️? Looks good👌. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the ⚱funeral⚱? - No, I’m not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die💀. Don’t waste it🇮🇹🇮🇹 on 🔛🔛 a🅰️🅰️ 🌰squirrel🌰. Such 🅰️a🅰️ hothead. I guess he could 🈶have🈶🈶 just gotten out of the way↕️. I love👫👫 this incorporating an amusement park🏞 into our day. That’s why we don’t need 🌅vacations🌅. Boy, quite a 🅰️ bit of pomp… under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men🙇. - We are! - Bee-👴men👴. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees🐝, please🙏 welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of… …9:15. That concludes our ceremonies 🎑🎑. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we ⛏pick⛏ ourjob today? I 🙉heard🙉 it's🇮🇹 just orientation. Heads up🔝! Here we go. Keep your hands 🖐 and 📶antennas📶 inside 💠 the 🚊tram🚊🚊 at all times ⏳. - Wonder what😦 it’ll be like💟💟? - A little 👻scary👻👻. Welcome to Honex, a🅰️ division➗ of Honesco and a🅰️ part〽️ of the Hexagon Group. This is it🇮🇹! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as🅰️🅰️ a 🅰️ bee🍯🍯, 🈶have🈶 worked💼 your whole life to get🉐 to the ↖️point↖️ where you can 🏢work🏢🏢 for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our 🔺top🔺-secret🔏 formula is automatically color🎨🎨-corrected, scent-adjusted and 💭bubble 💭💭-contoured into this soothing 🍭sweet🍭 syrup with 🇮🇹its🇮🇹 distinctive golden 🌟glow🌟 you know as 🅰️… Honey! - That girl💇 was hot🍨🍨. - She’s my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we’re all cousins. - Right. You’re right▶️. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee🐝 existence. These bees🍯 are stress-testing💯 a 🅰️ new🇳🇿 ⛑helmet⛑ technology 📱📱. - What do you think🤔🤔 he makes? - Not enough. Here we have🈶🈶 our 🕡latest🕡 advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of 🍯honey🍯🍯 that hangs after you pour it🇮🇹. Saves us 🇺🇸 millions. Oan anyone work🏢 🔛on🔛 the Krelman? Of course. Most bee🐝 jobs are small ones 1️⃣. But bees🍯🍯 know that every small job, if it’s 🇮🇹 🔨done🔨 well, means😏 a 🅰️ lot. But choose carefully because you’ll stay in the job you pick⚒ for the 😪rest😪 of your life. The same job the rest 😪 of your life? I didn’t know that. What’s the difference? You’ll be happy😺 to know that bees🐝, as🅰️ a🅰️ species, haven’t had🈶 one1️⃣ day 📴off📴 in 27 million years. So you’ll just work 🏢 🇺🇲us🇺🇲 to death⚰? We’ll sure try. Wow! That blew💥 my mind! “What’s the difference?” How can you say that? One job forever? That’s an insane choice to 🈶have🈶🈶 to make. I’m relieved😌. Now we only have🈶 to make one1️⃣ decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have🈶 told 🇺🇸us 🇺🇸 that? Why would you ⁉️question ⁉️ anything? We’re 🍯bees 🍯. We’re the most perfectly💯 functioning society on🔛 Earth. You ever think💭 maybe things work 💼 a 🅰️ little too well 🈁here🈁? Like what😦? Give me one1️⃣ example. I don’t know. But you know what😦😦 I’m talking💬 about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on🔛 approach. Wait 🅰️a🅰️ second. Oheck 🇮🇹it🇮🇹 out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I’ve never seen them this close📕. They know what😦 it's🇮🇹 💘like 💘 outside the hive. Yeah, but some don’t come back ⬅️. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You 👷guys👷 did great! You’re monsters🤖! You’re sky🌔🌔 freaks! I 👫love👫👫 it🇮🇹🇮🇹! I love👭 it🇮🇹🇮🇹! - I wonder where they were. - I don’t know. Their day’s not planned📆. Outside the hive, flying🚀 who knows where, doing who knows what 😦😦. You can'tjust decide to be a🅰️ Pollen Jock. You have 🈶 to be bred for that. Right. Look. That’s more➕ pollen than you and I will 🙈see🙈 in a🅰️ lifetime. It’s just a 🅰️ status #️⃣symbol#️⃣. Bees make too much of it🇮🇹. Perhaps. Unless you’re wearing it🇮🇹🇮🇹 and the 👵ladies 👵 see 👀 you wearing 🇮🇹it🇮🇹🇮🇹. Those ladies 👩? Aren’t they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two2️⃣2️⃣. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let’s 🈶have🈶 💃fun💃 with them. It must be dangerous being🍯 a🅰️ Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a🅰️ 🐻bear🐻 pinned me against a🅰️🅰️ mushroom🍄! He had 🈶🈶 a 🅰️ 🐾paw 🐾 on🔛 my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought💭 I’d knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to ⚠️alert⚠️⚠️ the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn’t it 🇮🇹, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We’re hitting👊 a 🅰️🅰️ 🌻sunflower 🌻🌻 patch six6️⃣ miles from here📍 tomorrow. - Six miles, huh 😨? - Barry! A puddle jump for us🇻🇮, but maybe you’re not 🔝up 🔝 for 🇮🇹it🇮🇹. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We’re going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you 🤔think🤔, buzzy-boy👲? Are you bee🐝 enough? I might be. It all depends on 🔛 what 😦😦 0900 means😏. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised🙀 me. You decide 😦what😦 you’re interested in? - Well, there’s a🅰️🅰️ lot of choices. - But you only 🉐get 🉐 one1️⃣1️⃣. Do you ever get🉐🉐 bored😒 doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it 🇮🇹🇮🇹 around, and you stir it🇮🇹 around. You get 🉐 yourself into a🅰️ rhythm. It’s a🅰️ beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more➕➕ I think💭 about it🇮🇹🇮🇹, maybe the 🍯honey🍯🍯 🏑field🏑 just isn’t ▶️right▶️ for me. You were 🤔thinking 🤔🤔 of what😦, making balloon💭💭 😼animals 😼? That’s a🅰️🅰️ 📉bad📉 job for a 🅰️ guy👨 with a🅰️ stinger. Janet, your son’s not sure he wants to go into honey 🍯! - Barry, you are so🆘 funny😆 sometimes. - I’m not trying to be 😆funny😆. You’re not funny😄! You’re going into 🍯honey🍯. Our son, the stirrer! - You’re gonna be 🅰️a🅰️ stirrer? - No one's1️⃣1️⃣ 👂listening👂👂 to me! Wait till you see👀 the sticks I have🈶🈶. I could say anything right▶️ now. I’m gonna get🉐🉐 an ant🐜 tattoo! Let’s open 👐 some honey🍯 and celebrate! Maybe I’ll pierce my thorax. Shave my 📡antennae 📡. Shack up🆙🆙 with 🅰️a🅰️ grasshopper. Get 🅰️a 🅰️🅰️ gold 😬tooth😬 and call📲 everybody “dawg”! I’m 🆘so 🆘 😤proud😤. - We’re starting🆕 work💼 today! - Today’s the day. Oome on🔛! All the ❇️good❇️ jobs will be gone. Yeah, right▶️. Pollen counting, stunt 🐝bee🐝, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair💈 removal… - Is it🇮🇹 still available? - Hang on🔛🔛. Two left 🍃! One of them’s yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What’d you get 🉐? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir👨! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What’s available? Restroom attendant’s 😃open😃, not for the reason you 🤔think🤔. - Any chance of getting🉐 the Krelman? - Sure, you’re on 🔛🔛. I’m sorry🙇, the Krelman just 😚closed😚 out. Wax 🍌monkey's🍌 always 👐open👐. The Krelman opened 👐👐 up🔺 again. What happened? A bee🐝 🎲died 🎲. Makes an opening😃. See? He’s dead💀. Another dead💀 1️⃣one1️⃣. Deady. Deadified. Two more➕ dead💀💀. Dead from the neck 🔝up🔝. Dead from the neck ⤵️down⤵️. That’s life! Oh, this is 🆘so🆘🆘 hard! Heating, cooling👍, stunt bee🍯, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector 🔟number🔟 seven7️⃣7️⃣, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what😦 do you think🤔 I should… Barry? Barry! All right ▶️▶️, we’ve got🉐 the sunflower🌻 patch in quadrant 9️⃣nine9️⃣… What happened to you? Where are you? - I’m going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no ❎! I ��have 🈶 to, before I go to work💼 for the rest😪 of my life. You’re gonna ☠die☠! You’re crazy! Hello? Another 📲call📲 coming in. If anyone’s feeling brave, there’s a🅰️ Korean deli 🔛on 🔛 83rd that gets🉐 their roses🌹 today. Hey, guys👱. - Look at that. - Isn’t that the kid we saw🙈 yesterday? Hold it🇮🇹, son, ✈️flight✈️ deck’s restricted🈲. It’s OK, Lou. We’re gonna take him 🔝up🔝. Really? Feeling lucky🍀, are you? Sign here📌, 📌here📌. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You 🉐got🉐 🅰️a🅰️ 🌧rain 🌧 advisory today, and as🅰️ you all know, bees 🍯 cannot fly💸 in rain⛈. So be careful. As always, ⌚️watch⌚️ your brooms, hockey🏒 sticks, dogs🐕🐕, birds🐤, bears 🐻 and bats 🏏. Also, I 🉐got🉐 a 🅰️ couple👭 of reports of root beer 🐝🐝 being🍯 poured on🔛 🇻🇮us🇻🇮. Murphy’s in a 🅰️ home👪👪 because of it🇮🇹, babbling like💞 🅰️a🅰️ cicada! - That’s awful. - And a🅰️ 🎗reminder 🎗 for you rookies, 🍯bee🍯 🚔law 🚔 💯number 💯 one1️⃣, absolutely no👎 talking🗨🗨 to humans🚵! All ▶️right▶️, launch🚀 positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow🌼! Hello! You ready for this, hot😅😅 💫shot 💫? Yeah. Yeah, bring 🇮🇹it🇮🇹 on🔛🔛. Wind, ☑️check ☑️☑️. - Antennae, check✅. - Nectar pack, ✅check✅. - Wings, ✔️check ✔️. - Stinger, check✅. Scared out of my shorts, ☑️check☑️. OK, ladies👩, let’s move it 🇮🇹 out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers🌸! Wow! I’m out! I can’t believe I’m out! So 🌀blue🌀. I feel 🆘so🆘 fast⏩ and free🆓🆓! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have🈶 roses🌹🌹 visual. Bring it🇮🇹🇮🇹 around 30 🎓degrees 🎓 and hold👭. Roses! 30 degrees 🎓, roger. Bringing it🇮🇹 around. Stand to the side, kid. It’s 🉐got🉐 a 🅰️ bit of a 🅰️ kick. That is one1️⃣ nectar collector! - Ever see🙈 pollination up🔺 close 🔒? - No, 👨sir👨. I pick⛏ up☝️☝️ some pollen 📍here📍, sprinkle it🇮🇹 over here🈁. Maybe a🅰️ dash 〰️ over there, 🅰️a🅰️ pinch on 🔛 that one1️⃣. See that? It’s a🅰️ little bit of magic✨. That’s amazing. Why do we do that? That’s pollen power🔌. More pollen, more➕ 🌼flowers🌼🌼, more➕ nectar, more➕➕ honey🍯 for 🇺🇲us🇺🇲🇺🇲. Oool. I’m picking⛏ up🔝 🅰️a🅰️ lot of bright🌝 yellow🌕. Oould be daisies. Don’t we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers🌺 seems to be on🔛 the move. Say again? You’re reporting a 🅰️ moving📦 flower🌺? Affirmative. That was on🔛 the line 〰️! This is the coolest🆒. What is it🇮🇹? I don’t know, but I’m 💗loving 💗 this color🎨. It smells🚭 good🉑. Not like 💘 a🅰️🅰️ flower 💐, but I 💟like💟 it🇮🇹. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys 👷. It’s a🅰️ little grabby. My sweet🍩 👑lord👑👑 of 🍯bees🍯! Oandy-brain, get🉐🉐 off📴 there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be 〽️bad〽️. Affirmative.