#this is bad I'm sorry

[dantefreakdaaaa]

I just need a Johnny Cage x Innocent reader who’s oblivious to his flirting and just wants affection lolololol 😁

Johnny Cage x Reader

Fluff

Romantic

Gn reader

A/n: gonna do headcanons, if you want a full one shot of this please let me know!

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Johnny doesn't even understand how you could be this oblivious. Nobody he's ever talked to has been this blind to his flirting.

At first he's not too surprised, he's met oblivious people before. But this is a whole new level.

"I want you so bad, like, I'm in love with you."

"Aww thanks!"

It's so baffling to him he can't even comprehend this. Especially when you give him hugs and reciprocate his affection. So when you act surprised when he talks about he's in love with he's so goddamn confused.

If you got into a relationship he understands how much you like affection. He still says some flirty and dirty jokes but more often he'll just simply hold you or kiss you. He knows that you understand that better.

He doesn't go a minute without putting his hand on you in some way, just to make sure you know he loves you.

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(no particular johnny in mind, could be young or old. HAS BEEN IN MY DRAFTS FOR A WHILE, I REALLY JSUT WANTED TO GET THIS OUT.)

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Brelyna Maryon: What's worse than a heartbreak?

Onmund: Stepping on a cat's tail and not being able to explain that you're sorry.

Onmund, to J'Zargo: I've already said I'm sorry like ten times!

J'zargo, nursing his tail: This one is not listening!

[ofinfinitedreams]

Nikki certainly had a type for the so-called bad guy, and more often than not her relationships quickly fizzled out. When her friend suggested a girls night, she was more than delighted to accept. Drowining her sorrows with two bottles of red, with all the moaning she had unloaded to one another. They were both slightly inebriated and giggling like a bunch of school girls. She was vaguely aware her oldest son was back for the summer break, she just hoped that he hadn't heard too much of their loud discussions about how lonely she was. Her friend had offered her a place to stay, as she couldn't possibly drive home. Undressing and getting comfortable she was able to sleep in the luxury spare bed provided.

She blamed it on the alcohol, and her small bladder that she woke up in the middle of the night. She meandered out of bed, careful not to wake a soul she crept down the corridor. As her hand reached for the doorknob, she was surprised to find herself in Jonathan’s bedroom. Her lips parted in shock, “Oh, sorry!” she whispered. “Trying to find the bathroom,” she hushed and started to close the door, but stopped as she heard his voice. He didn't really want her to stay, did he? She couldn't possibly.

@charlie69

[mynarco]

[hrtached]

@sevynhells.​ (x)

— ❝ we were. though by the time you were born, he was old and so his instruction was not as well taught.  ❞   not entirely true, with age came wisdom, and techniques learned well after carlysle had ended his strict instruction with their master-at-arms were taught to his younger brothers. the eldest tully had little experience outside of the training yard, but still there was no doubt in his mind that he would be victorious should they spar.  ❝  and risk mother ordering my head on a spike should her sweet boy return to her with even a scratch?  ❞   tone is jovial, the way the corners of his mouth raise in a wide, mocking smile evidence enough of his jest. a strong palm claps against elmo's shoulder, fingers squeezing once in dismissal. hand moves quickly to snatch the branch, then, tossing it into the stream at their side. ❝ i would much prefer a cup of ale in my hand to bruised knuckles from putting you in your place. ❞

[cottagedreamy]

God told me to draw this

[honnojis]

bunch of dandadan stuff i've drawn/pixeled lately! figured i'd compile it all in one post rather than posting all of them separate lmao

[just--a--vessel]

He/him pronoun bracelet broke, call that fragile masculinity

[sexiest-objects-tournament]

Please share propaganda in the notes!

EDIT since this has breached containment! Some info on the poll as whole!

1- I'm sorry to put two bad bitches against each other. The bracket setup was randomly selected, not seeded to have equal match-ups. BUT there will be a revival round! 2- Image descriptions are in the ALT text. 3- As always, there is a real human person running these, so keep negative propaganda to a minimum in the notes. Talk up your faves as much as you want, but don't shit-talk the other option.

Thanks!

[somewhereincairparavel]

everyone keeps talking about Jason vs Percy but why isn't ANYONE talking about how powerful they looked when they both used their powers TOGETHER at the same time, side by side, in Mark of Athena? Like Annabeth even got goosebumps watching them cook up such an intense storm from afar. Sparky and Seaweed brain, Power duo smh.

[chatlote]

Not a moment of rest.

[collophora]

I resurrected my tumblr just to post this

[karfild]

never forget what they took from us

[sunnylemonss]

it should be illegal for netflix to print their little "now a netflix series!" circles DIRECTLY on the cover of books that inspired shows they've cancelled

[blondie-drawings]

Good lord this tomb is full of shitposts 😳😳 pt 1/pt 2

[briarhearts-art]

resting after a long battle