#this is bad I'm sorry

[dantefreakdaaaa]

I just need a Johnny Cage x Innocent reader who’s oblivious to his flirting and just wants affection lolololol 😁

Johnny Cage x Reader

Fluff

Romantic

Gn reader

A/n: gonna do headcanons, if you want a full one shot of this please let me know!

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Johnny doesn't even understand how you could be this oblivious. Nobody he's ever talked to has been this blind to his flirting.

At first he's not too surprised, he's met oblivious people before. But this is a whole new level.

"I want you so bad, like, I'm in love with you."

"Aww thanks!"

It's so baffling to him he can't even comprehend this. Especially when you give him hugs and reciprocate his affection. So when you act surprised when he talks about he's in love with he's so goddamn confused.

If you got into a relationship he understands how much you like affection. He still says some flirty and dirty jokes but more often he'll just simply hold you or kiss you. He knows that you understand that better.

He doesn't go a minute without putting his hand on you in some way, just to make sure you know he loves you.

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(no particular johnny in mind, could be young or old. HAS BEEN IN MY DRAFTS FOR A WHILE, I REALLY JSUT WANTED TO GET THIS OUT.)

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Brelyna Maryon: What's worse than a heartbreak?

Onmund: Stepping on a cat's tail and not being able to explain that you're sorry.

Onmund, to J'Zargo: I've already said I'm sorry like ten times!

J'zargo, nursing his tail: This one is not listening!

[ofinfinitedreams]

Nikki certainly had a type for the so-called bad guy, and more often than not her relationships quickly fizzled out. When her friend suggested a girls night, she was more than delighted to accept. Drowining her sorrows with two bottles of red, with all the moaning she had unloaded to one another. They were both slightly inebriated and giggling like a bunch of school girls. She was vaguely aware her oldest son was back for the summer break, she just hoped that he hadn't heard too much of their loud discussions about how lonely she was. Her friend had offered her a place to stay, as she couldn't possibly drive home. Undressing and getting comfortable she was able to sleep in the luxury spare bed provided.

She blamed it on the alcohol, and her small bladder that she woke up in the middle of the night. She meandered out of bed, careful not to wake a soul she crept down the corridor. As her hand reached for the doorknob, she was surprised to find herself in Jonathan’s bedroom. Her lips parted in shock, “Oh, sorry!” she whispered. “Trying to find the bathroom,” she hushed and started to close the door, but stopped as she heard his voice. He didn't really want her to stay, did he? She couldn't possibly.

@charlie69

[cigsotw-fikz]

i saw you were taking requests so i was wondering if i could get a greg x bryce one shot were bryce gets jealous really easy and its kinda known around school but nobody tells greg??? its kinda hard to explain but if you cant write it then its fine 😖😖

— jealous. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤin which greg is oblivious to bryce's jealousy ──────────────── ୨୧ ──────────────── intro + reqs rules here | reqs open. . genre(s): canon x canon | sfw (non-smut). . warnings: none. . a/n: i'm so, so sorry i didn't upload this earlier. got busy then gone on vacation :( i didn't know if you wanted them to already be boyfriends or for bryce to be jealous without them being anything so uh, i didn't made them boyfriends yet (i don't even ship them so this can be bad, tried my best) couldn't find any decent bryce photo so opted for using dysfunctional perspective's designs. (btw this is not in the same universe as dp). i lost my imagination midway of writing. constructive criticism is allowed. english is not my first language! ──────────────── ୨୧ ──────────────── Greg tried to keep up with his conversation despite the usual commotion in the lunchroom. People talking, distant giggles and unintelligible murmurs. He had been hanging out with Holly more often. He used to have a crush on her, but it started to disappear with time. He wasn't sure if they could be considered friends now, though, but he enjoyed whatever they had. However, there was someone who didn't like whatever they had. Bryce was sitting on another table, quietly observing Greg and Holly talk as his poor lunch got attacked by the very useless plastic fork he was holding. His 'friends' beside him eyed at him mischievously and tried their best not to laugh, because last time one of them laughed they payed by being elbowed by a not-so-amused Bryce. It was pretty much known around the whole school that Bryce was jealous. Yes, jealous was the word. Jealous of how Greg's attention was directed to Holly Hills and not to him. Jealous of how he smiled at her and she smiled at him. Jealous. It was a rumor spread all around the school, that wasn't exactly a rumor. Because rumors were fake and that wasn't. "You know they aren't a couple, right?" One of the boys next to him dared to ask. "Greg stopped liking her since like-" "I know. Why would you mention it?" He was trying to play dumb, to act cool. But his voice betrayed him. The guy stopped himself from answering because he wanted to keep his arm unbruised. You know how I said everyone knew? Everyone except Greg, who noticed Bryce staring and waved at him. The blond felt his heart skip a beat and waved back. He would never admit he was jealous. Because admitting he was jealous was admitting he felt something for Greg. Love, a desire to be his friend, whatever. He didn't want to feel anything for him. — Classes continued with normality. But Bryce's emotions didn't. He still felt a wave of rage when he noticed how Greg still chatted with Holly or spent some time with Rowley instead. Not with him. "Heffley!" He shouted as he ran after him on the hallway. Greg turned to see him and asked if he needed anything. As soon as their conversation started, soft murmurs and giggles filled the school again. Murmurs of people eyeing over them and whispering to their friends. Everyone knew. Everyone except Greg himself. "Sure, my parents won't mind, I think. It's Rodrick's turn to babysit Manny if mom's needs to go out." The black-haired answered to Bryce's question about staying at school a bit more to help him with some math homework after school. As you might assume, Bryce didn't care for those stupid exercises at all. He actually didn't need help. But if that made Greg hang out with him, it worked. ──────────────── ୨୧ ──────────────── . today's fic question: what's your favourite doawk character? mine are rodrick and holly! 💟

[mynarco]

[hrtached]

@sevynhells.​ (x)

— ❝ we were. though by the time you were born, he was old and so his instruction was not as well taught.  ❞   not entirely true, with age came wisdom, and techniques learned well after carlysle had ended his strict instruction with their master-at-arms were taught to his younger brothers. the eldest tully had little experience outside of the training yard, but still there was no doubt in his mind that he would be victorious should they spar.  ❝  and risk mother ordering my head on a spike should her sweet boy return to her with even a scratch?  ❞   tone is jovial, the way the corners of his mouth raise in a wide, mocking smile evidence enough of his jest. a strong palm claps against elmo's shoulder, fingers squeezing once in dismissal. hand moves quickly to snatch the branch, then, tossing it into the stream at their side. ❝ i would much prefer a cup of ale in my hand to bruised knuckles from putting you in your place. ❞

[cottagedreamy]

God told me to draw this

[honnojis]

bunch of dandadan stuff i've drawn/pixeled lately! figured i'd compile it all in one post rather than posting all of them separate lmao

[spirk-trek]

Unification (2024)

[heartstoppercomic]

Chapter 8 - 6

The head boy!

Read Heartstopper Online

More info/buy the books: https://aliceoseman.com/

Heartstopper updates three times a month, on the 1st, 11th, and 21st at 11am UK time.

[mourn-and-watch]

ekko describing jinx from his timeline to powder as someone who's just different but whose ideas change the world. jayce saying to machine herald!viktor that his imperfections are a part of everything that made him so admirable. powder getting mesmerized when she sees different timeline!ekko before he leaves. jayce building his whole life around the idea he got from different timeline!viktor when he saved him. love does transcend reality after all

[corseque]

I realized that I could easily do the same to DAI's script, and I did that, but then I immediately created my magnum opus:

A Text File of Everything Solas Says In Inquisition and Veilguard, The Ultimate Fanfic Resource For Writing Solas' Voice*

and I fell on the floor because it made me happy.

*edited to correct a minor mishap

[rosieofcorona]

if i'm not DISGUSTINGLY in love with at least one (1) of the characters in any given piece of media it is not for me. if i have no one to crawl and weep for? can't get into it. if there is not one single character that makes me want to bash my head through a wall and then write ten thousand (fictional or academic) words about them then what is the point. respectfully

[lizzybeeee]

When you spend 20 years attempting to bring down the child slavery, murdering, human trafficking exploitation ring that stole your childhood, murdered your friends, and killed countless innocents only to have them rebrand as 'Noble Freedom Fighters™' off-screen.

[just--a--vessel]

He/him pronoun bracelet broke, call that fragile masculinity

[thebenevolentvampire]

Full boat, Mr. du Lac.