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thelunarsystemwrites · 2 months ago

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Sans is an Enderman.

Hello everyone, and let me introduce you to my extremely poorly crafted theory—Sans, is an Enderman.

The points brought up in this will be:

Sans and teleportion. (And dodging.)

Sans and his HP.

Sans and his glowing eye.

Sans and circles not existing.

Sans and the player.

Sans and some more bullshit.

Spoilers for Undertale and Minecraft ahead! With all that said, let's get going onwards!

Sans and teleportion. (And dodging.)

This all started to spite an extremely big headcanon. That Sans can teleport. THAT'S RIGHT it's never once shown in the game he can teleport! All we know, are his 'short cuts'.

Now, I'm sure you're wondering! But how would that make him an Enderman? Because enderman can teleport, right?...

Right? NO! If you'll look here,

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They run, very quickly! As shown by youtuber Blur.

But it looks like they're teleporting, similar to Sans and his short cuts. So, even if you say both Sans and Enderman teleport—That's also fuel for this theory!

Now, let's take a look at Sans, dodging you!

(I know its cropped weirdly, it's the only gif i could find)

As we see, he's fast enough to simply slide away from you—Enderman do something similar with arrows!

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Shown in this video by foxcraft-gg! Actually, it looks like they REPEL arrows! As if they have some sorta telekinesis... some sorta Blue Magic. And while yes, the video says 'force field' we don't actually see one... just like we never see Sans teleport...

And just like you CAN hit an Enderman with an arrow by playing dirty, you can hit Sans too, by playing dirty. (In the last part of the fight, you strike twice.)

Sans and his HP.

Now, this will be a short segment into the theory. But simple, Sans is a skeleton, and therefore weaker than a living Enderman. And given how there's "undead" mobs in Minecraft, Sans could very well be an undead Endermam. Which is why Enderman have more HP than Sans! There's more evidence of this below!

(And we'll get to why Papyrus has more HP too.)

Sans and his glowing eye.

Sans may have been injured in the past, and he can't heal himself because he's an undead monster who doesn't know damage potions actually heal him. Which is why his HP is lower than Papyrus's. It's also why Papyrus never actually eats his spaghetti, the food's healing properties hurt him, because he's undead too!

(Health potions damage undead mobs while damage ones give them health, if you didn't knkw.)

Anyways—Sans has a glowing eye. Endermen seem to have eyes that generally glow. Sans, when he died, must've lost that eye glow like Papyrus. See, his eyelight turned from purple to white. But he still can glow his eye to his flashy blue/yellow. YELLOW is the opposite of purple, like black is the opposite of white (his bones.) And living and the opposite of dead. He turned opposite when he died. As for the blue, just like how I've established Endermen have Blue Magic, that's what the blue part is, him using his Blue Magic but visually!

Clearly, the lighter pink is just the GLOW, not the eyelight. For all we know, Endermen are skeleton based anyways, and those are it's eyesockets!

Sans and circles not existing.

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CIRCLE IN MINECRAFT? NOOOOO. In undertale? NOO BECAUSE IT'S PIXELS! If Undertale was 3D, it'd be blocky, like Minecraft! And in Minecraft there's things like items that are PIXELS, like Undertale!

Also, Endermen can pick up blocks—You know who else picks up things? SANS! He's picked up ketchup bottles for example!

Sans and being a short skeleton.

Simple, he was a defective Enderman. A bit shorter than most, which is why Papyrus is TALL like one, and Sans isn't.

Also, his skull shape. Simple, Enderman have different skull shapes due to their extending jaws.

See it?? And like most Endermen, PAPYRUS IS TALL!

Papyrus also has teeth, so do Endermen!

Sans and the player.

Both in Undertale, and Minecraft. There's a 'player'. Someone controlling a human, a vessel. In Undertale, it's Frisk. And in Minecraft, it's your skin...

Both of them have XP, or, EXP. There's no enchantment tables in Undertale, so obviously you do nothing with your XP.

Mobs in Minecraft poof when they die, having a sort of... dusty, partical effect.

And you can come back after death in both. You just have keep inventory on in Undertale, it's why you don't lose items when you die.

Sans and some more bullshit.

Endermen clearly have more attacks then they let on, But Sans doesn't hold back when fighting you, eh? The skeleton brothers showed up out of no where, because they used their 'short cuts' to come into the Underground.

Don't you see? Sans was NEVER Ness! HE WAS AN ENDERMAN! He doesn't attack you when you look at him, because his normal sprite doesn't have eyelights out (Like Papyrus.) Only his battle sprite wants to kill you. Papyrus never has his eyelights out, he's never wanted to kill you. But Endermen in general HAVE THEIR EYELIGHTS OUT and it's there when you look at them, and they want to kill the Player.

ALL THE EVIDENCE IS HERE!

And if you've made it this far, clearly I have a point. Now, why don't you do your daily clicks, and reblog, my genius, would you?