#this is an actual thing i do I have a list for Wilbur animal crossing
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abd-appleboxdog · 2 months ago
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I think we should make more obscure headcanons for characters and I’m not talking about something that’s ooc I just mean small things no one would think to point out
“That guy? They’re literally my favorite character. I headcanon that they can’t cut a sandwich correctly.”
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worlds-worst-ships · 5 months ago
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Do you ship it? ((C*nt of the month edition) trying not to get banned)
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Hi Matt! Since I know comedians these days love googling themselves and finding things about them that piss them off so they can whinge on stage about it, I have something to show you. Here's a list of people in history with disabilities who made more of an impact on the world than you could possibly imagine;
1: Michael Bisping, professional MMA fighter, had multiple fights at the highest level on the trot with an impressive win ratio with a missing eye, unbeknownst to anyone but him (would love to see you make fun of him)
2: Albert Einstein, most famed and celebrated professor of the 20th century, was on the autistic spectrum. Gave more to the world in a year than you did in your life.
3: Tim Burton, among the most famous directors, producers and animators in history, revolutionizing goth culture in his long career, is also autistic. He put in far more work than standing on stage and being a dick.
4: Stephen Hawking. Even an idiot like you knows this one. I'll leave it at that.
5: Hellen Keller, was literally deaf and blind for most of her life and was still a famous author. So whats your excuse for writing such shit, tasteless jokes?
6: Zack Gottsagen, an actor with down syndrome, became the first actor with down syndrome to present an Oscar.
7: Stevie Wonder. I imagine even he could see how utterly insufferable modern comedians are.
Nooooow then, lemme guess, "yOu'Re jUsT a PiSsEd oFf TrAnS pErSoN gEtTiNg OFfEnDeD" lemme tell everyone something about myself.
I'm not trans.
I'm straight.
I have no physical disabilities whatsoever.
I actually don't get along with a lot of lgbt people because they're, guess what, PEOPLE, very few of whom I get along with anyway. Its never once been to do with their identities or rights, but purely because, as is the case with every demographic, most of the ones I've met are pricks.
"BuT ThEy GEt OFfEnDeD-" yes, when you deliberately scroll twitter looking for offended lgbt people, you tend to stumble across them. Wouldn't ya know it?
Anyways. Comedy is dog shit. Getting up on stage and deliberately being edgy because you've lived no sort of life away from people who you know you'll offend is not talent. Its something a 14 year old with an inferiority complex would do. Thanks for being another nail in the coffin of actual, watchable comedy.
Oh yeah, and if you want an example on how to actually joke about domestic violence, cross-reference the name "Wilbur" on my blog. See, its funny when you're making fun of the abuser and the fact that they do these things, but not when you mock a victim and make fun of them for having these things happen to them. Never once do I mention his victims, its purely making fun of him and the sheer absurdity of his behavior in the scope of who he is. And we're on Tumblr, literally the symbol of people getting offended, and never once have I gotten backlash for those jokes, so you, as a man with a Netflix special, have no excuse for such lacking creativity.
One last thing, for my readers... anyone wanna bet some petty cash that a woman or three from his past are gonna come out with a few tasty bits of drama about ol' Matty boy, if you know what I mean?
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somuch-4-stardust · 2 years ago
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umm still working really hard on midterms (i went to the store and got spiderman fairy light thingies) so now im gonna tell u about my very important studies (the other stuff i haveup next to my bed.) in very long list form bc i do not feel like taking a picture of it nd also its an ugly chaotic collection and its too much like me . and i think people would make fun of it .
technotooz's tag !!!! it is very beat up because i hate taking the tags off my stuffed animals (i cant explain this and also realized it was not common practice very recently and it shocked me) and so i had it on technotooz for like 7 months while i was taking him everywhere and his tag was getting smooshed . n e ways its super cool and shiny and pink nd i have it up because technotooz is my comfort object nd also SpIn. yippee <3
arctic monkeys logo ?!!?!this i painted this myself because thats howww i do things. it is up because i love the monkeys and their songs and musics and etc. yippee!
a picture of polar bears !? i love. bears especially polar bears. this picture was stolen from a calendar. yippee!!
a chain of . shiny things . this is up because i love shiny things and objects . it has shells and glitter and can tabs nd beads on it and its ugly and i love it. yippee !
minecraft logo ??!!! i love minecraft. it is my special interest so it is up becasue i like putting up pictures of myspecialinterests up on my wall so i can look at them. i got it from the tag of my stuffed piglin whos name is wilbur excalibur wiggles (we call him mr wiggles bc thats an absurd name for a piglin) . i got him for christmas and i love him lots and YIPPEE
red eyed treefrog poster . this poster is older than i am im pretty sure .it is cool and epic and i have it because frogs are my oldest SpIn and i love frogs. but poison dart frogs are actually my favorite not tree frogs. for the record. yippeeeeeee
moth tag. from my moth clementine it has a picture of her . she is a white moth stuffed animal my best friend got me for my birthday last year and i like moths alot so. yipeee!!!!
glow n the dark stars (2) these are stolen from a dance at my summer camp . i love my camp and my friends and etc and also glow n the dark stars are cool. YIPPEE!
rainbow flag sticker . i got this at my schools GSA which is a great little club where i feel better about my yucky school (its not that yucky of a school btw i live in a very good area. people are still mean sometimes tho.) and i am also. a gay person so yes yippee
spider man ..... this guy was cut out from spider man packaging for my spiderman lights. and its psiderman. and i love spider man. hes so me. so yippEE!!
ad for a squishmallow meet. it has the squishmallow logo on it and also i love squishmallows (they are. also a SpIn) so i put it up . YIPPEE
a lovely picture i drew of cwilbur and ctommy with belana the cow squishmallow and ronnie the cow squishmallow . call it a cross over episode ! i love my guys. also SpIns because. i have those. yes yes. YIPpee !
a wax seal from a little thing my friend made for me a while ago . the letter was a script from fnaf. 4 i think???? which is so yayy. ! i have it up to remind me that. i have friends ! yippeee!
coloring page of an asian black bear . i coloured it in myself btw. umm i love bears and moon bears. so thats why hes up. autism YIPPE
AND FINALLY . four of my squishmallows' tags. (purpled jack sage and belana. whose real names are piaxa jack skellington desmund and belana btw) i lov my guys. i put them on my wall yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!
side note. on other things on my wall: i have big lvjy lyrics from years ago (a drama in the futile a means to an end. and i do not know what song that isfrom tbh which is funny cuz ive listened to them all at least 500 times .) umm theres cat and mellohi made from old cds (which i may or may not have stolen from craft places . ) and also glow n the dark butterflies from when i was a kid. and star lights that were on sale last christmas. and ycgma, lemon boy, pebble brain, aya and two other albums i will not name which i painted like two summers ago. YIPPEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lin-nin · 4 years ago
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Tribulation & Tenderness - Chapter 7
Ship: Main Technoblade x Reader, some Dream x Reader
Plot:  You're a princess in a Kingdom suffering a years long famine. In a   desperate attempt to help your people, you accept one simple offer:   Marriage to the crown prince of a neighboring kingdom. Anything to help your people survive. Surely it can't be too bad, can it?
Chapter List: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 Disclaimer:   Cross-posted on Wattpad (discontinued) and Ao3. This is based off of everyone's CHARACTERS. I do not write fanfic based off the actual people.
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Chapter 7: Unmasked < | Previous Chapter
The next morning had rolled around far too quickly for your liking. Part of you ached to just stay curled up in your bed, where there wasn’t some wild unknown waiting for you. Where there was something familiar. All you would have beyond yourself that was familiar was Techno. Who wasn’t all that familiar, truth be told. Definitely not a complete stranger, but not much better.
You practically drug your feet as you got out of bed, staring longingly at your surroundings. Would you ever return to this room? Maybe if you were visiting, but this wasn’t your room anymore. It left you feeling almost hollow. Reluctancy plagued your every movement, even as you dressed. Your dagger fell comfortably against your hip once more as you tightened the belt around your waist. It was still unfamiliar, but not unwelcome. It was something safe. You needed that right now.
All too soon, your melancholic peace was interrupted by a few of the servants bustling in to collect your belongings. You softly told them to ensure that the blanket would be in the carriage with you during the ride, so it could be accessed. Another little comfort for you. Who knew how awkward the trip would be. You knew good and well you weren’t good at holding a conversation with Techno.
You had slipped out of the room, head swimming in various thoughts and scenarios. Despite Techno’s reassurances the other day that you would manage fine, and his kingdom wasn’t bad, you had your doubts. Your own fears. 
“Don’t look so down,” George’s voice called from beside you, making your head snap up. What was with people sneaking up on you first thing in the morning? You sighed, rolling your shoulders a little.
“It’s hard not to. It’s exciting, but at the same time it’s terrifying. I’m leaving everything and everyone that I know and love.” You gazed in front of you, as if trying to memorize every brick that lined the walls. How different would your new home be from your old one?
“I think you’ll be just fine. I’m sure there’s plenty of friends to make there.” George was trying his best to reassure you, and you could only offer a weak smile. You hoped he was right. Perhaps there were friends to be made in Techno’s brothers. You wouldn’t truly know until you met them, though.
“Hopefully,” You murmured. You took a deep breath as you walked into the dining hall with your brother, settling into your usual spot. For the last time. These thoughts were extremely frustrating, but there wasn’t more to be done about them. They wouldn’t be soothed. They were likely normal, but that made it hard to keep them tamped down.
Breakfast was simultaneously slow and far too fast. You were swamped with thoughts the whole time, hardly responding to anyone. It was a struggle on how to feel. You exchanged a couple greetings with Dream and Techno, but neither seemed to push you for more conversation. Which was greatly appreciated. Even as you slid out of your seat, you felt almost despondent. 
You stood on the steps of the castle, staring at the carriages that awaited you. The carriage that would take you away from home. Even though you were technically going to a new home, it hardly felt like that. Truthfully, nothing could have prepared you for the emotions that came with something like this.
“Are you ready?” Techno’s voice rang beside you, and you nodded numbly. He nodded slightly, moving towards one of the carriages to climb inside, the door propped open. You stepped down the stairs, glancing over your shoulder. Dream and George were just behind you, with the latter offering a soft and encouraging smile.
“You’ll be fine, just don’t forget to write to me,” George said. Always reminding you to not forget. You nodded, letting him hug you just as he did last night.
“Make sure you take good care of our kingdom, okay?” You murmured. You knew this wasn’t a goodbye forever, but it felt like it would be a long while before you saw him again. You weren’t even sure when the wedding would be, but you knew he would be there.
“Always. They’ll be calmer without you causing problems all the time.” He gave your hair an affectionate ruffle as he stepped away. Dream didn’t waste his time in stepping in next. He wrapped you up in a bone-crushingly tight hug, chin resting atop your head.
“Are you sure you want to do this?” He murmured quietly, voice low. You sighed, clinging onto him just a little.
“I have to, Dream. You know that,” You whispered, eyes closed. When would the next time be that you got to hug him like this? 
“I know, but I can still hope. I really don’t want you to leave. I’d do anything if it would change your mind and get you to stay.” You breathed a soft laugh, head shaking.
“If only it were that easy. You’ll see me again. It just won’t be daily.” You began to peel yourself away from him, glancing up at his face. He seemed so conflicted and upset, brow furrowed. One hand cradled your cheek for a few moments, thumb brushing your cheekbone.
“Just take care of yourself. This isn’t the end of all of this,” he reassured. You nodded and smiled, leaning briefly into his hand before it fell to his side. With that out of the way, you finally stepped back, taking a few moments to watch the two of them before turning to retreat to your carriage. 
Techno stood from where he had been sitting inside of it, holding out a hand to help hoist you up. You took it, grasping the frame of the door as you stepped up into the carriage. As you did, he looked behind you with narrowed eyes. You followed the gaze as you moved to settle into your seat. Dream was at the other end of it, returning the stare with an almost venomous glare. What was their problem? They’d been this way the entire time.
Techno closed the door to the carriage and sat down across from you, leaving you to sigh. You could still peer out of the window, though you didn’t particularly care to right now. It’d only worsen your mood, probably.
“I was beginning to wonder if you only wore dresses,” Techno finally broke the silence, causing your focus to shift from your thoughts to him instead. You glanced towards your attire, completely forgetting you had forgone a dress for today. You didn’t like traveling in them, and there was no telling how long the trip would take. It had been in your best interest to wear the pants.
“Of course. I just don’t often do things that warrant me needing to wear pants.” You shrugged a little bit. You settled back against the cushions, making a face as the carriage lurched. You rarely did travel like this, so it would definitely be interesting. Or potentially very boring.
“You were really restricted here, weren’t you? You’ll have more opportunity to wear them here. Far more convenient and useful than a dress.” You raised an eyebrow at him. Was he really criticizing you on how convenient your fashion was?
“Are you really one to criticize fashion? You walk around wearing a boar skull that you can hardly see out of.” You fired back. A huff of laughter escaped him at that, hand lifting to close the curtains to the windows.
“I don’t normally wear it. Only in foreign lands or for extremely ceremonial proceedings,” He began nonchalantly. He reached up behind his head, fiddling for a few moments with something.
“You really don’t have to-” You had begun to object, though he only laughed.
“You’re gonna be seeing me without it sooner or later. Might as well start now. Besides, it isn’t exactly comfortable.” Carefully, he pulled the skull away from his face and you couldn’t help the interest coursing through you as his face was finally revealed. There was a lot to take in, and you weren’t exactly sure where to focus first. The three jagged scars on the right side of his jaw were much easier to see now, stopping at about the middle of his cheek. The bridge of his nose had a second scar across it, heading towards his eyebrow. This one looked much cleaner. Like it was done by a sword, whereas the others appeared to be done by an animal. Those were the most distinguishing things you could see, though there were hints of bags under his eyes. Beyond that, he was normal. Attractive, but normal.
“What happened?” You murmured curiously, unable to stop yourself. It was a touch easier to read his expressions now, and you were honestly glad for that. He seemed to contemplate the question for a few moments, settling the skull beside him.
“These were from a hunting accident as a child. They’re from the same boar whose skull I wear,” he explained, fingers tapping at the jagged lines along his jaw. You couldn't help but grimace a little.
"Have you been wearing it since then?" You nodded towards the skull, and he laughed again. An actual laugh- not the muted huff that was barely audible.
"No, I didn't start wearing it until a couple years ago. For a while it was just a… revenge trophy, of sorts. This one here," he motioned towards his nose, "Is from a duel with Wilbur." You could only blink. That one looked newer, so you can only imagine it had taken place in perhaps the last 5 years. Wilbur was that brother of his, wasn't he?
"You fight your brothers?" You were full of so many different questions. There was a lot to be answered, though. With every little detail he revealed, it brought about a new perplexity to him.
"Not on a normal basis, and not usually aggressive. We'll spar every now and then, but this was a one time thing." He didn't elaborate further for several moments, as if trying to figure out how to word what he wanted to say. What had called for an actual duel between them? "Tradition has it that if two princes have strife between them on who should be next in line for the throne, they duel. The duel runs until either one dies or concedes."
You stared at him, struggling to wrap your head around the concept. "Would you… would you have killed him?" You managed out. The question made him sigh, brows furrowing as he looked to the side.
"I don't know. I didn't want to kill him, no. He conceded before we could figure out the answer, though. I'm thankful he did, though." His voice was soft, but tinged with the faintest traces of affection. Okay, he wasn't as terrifying as he had briefly seemed. He at least cared for his family. You could deal with that.
"Being king one day was important to you, then?" You arched an eyebrow. The idea of being Queen had never crossed your mind. It had never been a plan, or a possibility. Not until recently, at least. Before that you had been just content to live your life, however it was thrown at you. Life had some strange workings, though. You were quickly discovering that.
"Yes. It felt like the natural path for me." He shrugged as he spoke and you simply nodded. Silence stretched in the carriage for an amount of time, though it was hardly uncomfortable. Every now and then you glanced towards Techno’s face, still trying to adjust to the lack of skull. Without it there, it was much easier to peer at the various gold studs and chains adorning his ears. He really didn't hold back on how ostentatious he was.
"I thought you weren't allowed to have weapons? At least not where Dream was concerned." You slid your gaze to his, where he nodded towards the dagger on your hip. You had nearly forgotten it was there.
"He doesn't want me to have any. It was a gift from the smith, he couldn't deny me it." You ran your fingers over the designs on the grip, carefully tracing one of the flowers.
"Can I see it?" He leaned forwards, elbows propping onto his knees. You pulled it from its sheath, carefully giving it to him. He held it in his hands, staring at it for a few moments. He shifted it closer and further from his face a few time until a huff escaped him. He sat it beside him, reaching for a pouch against his belt. You blinked a little as he pulled out a rather delicate pair of golden glasses.
He… had to wear glasses? Yet he still wore a stupid skull that prevented him from wearing them? Sacrificing his sight for looks. How ridiculous. You watched him settle them onto his nose, picking up the dagger once more.
"It's well made," he started and flipped it over. He pressed a finger to the tip to test the sharpness, though pulled it back before you could protest to the action. "Sharp, well balanced. Very ornamental but functional. I think its a fitting first weapon for you." He praised the knife, moving the pricked finger to his mouth. The other hand held it out towards you to take back and sheath. Which you did rather carefully. The last thing you wanted was to hurt either of you.
"You'll teach me to use it?" You questioned, trying to squash the excitement in your voice.
"They're pretty straightforward, but yes." A smile curved his lips, finger leaving his mouth. Excitement sparkled in your eyes, and it took a lot to not give a victorious little squeal. You had at least won some small battle.
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George stood beside Dream for several moments, watching the carriages holding his sister pull off. It was a bittersweet moment, truthfully, but he was happy for her. He had full reason to believe she would be happy there. She would flourish like she was meant to, in ways she had never truly been allowed to here. Not when she was in the presence of Dream, who was ever protective of her.
Speaking of the blonde, he turned to look at him, curiosity in his gaze. "Did you ever tell her?" He questioned, making the younger turn his attention to him instead of where his sister had disappeared.
He was silent for several heartbeats, lips pursed. "No." The words were plain, and flat. It caused George to sigh, rubbing his cheek in frustration.
"Are you okay with that? Her not knowing?"
"I have to be, don't I? Next time I see her she'll be getting married." He was bitter. So bitter, yet he had done it to himself. He had no one to blame, except for himself. Not that George dared to tell him this.
"You can always tell her, if it makes you feel better. It won't change anything, but it might save you. She doesn't catch onto hints, Dream." He turned, walking back towards the castle. He didn't need to look back to know Dream was following. He always did when he was the only option he had.
"How would it make me feel better? How would anything make me feel better?" 
"Don't be so dramatic, Dream. You know getting it out in the open will help. You'll be able to move on." Even now, George couldn't help but find the irony of Dream’s reluctance to say anything flat out, even if the only company he had was him and he already knew.
"I don't need to move on. She might have to come back." Stubborn ass. George shook his head with a sigh.
"Suit yourself. I won't force your words out. I can only recommend it." Forcing Dream to admit what they had both known for years wouldn't accomplish anything. It would only upset him, and he was too volatile currently to upset.
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teddy06writes · 4 years ago
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Greek Myth AU: Eros and Psyche Part Two
Eret x afab!reader
trigger warnings: general death/death mentions, Aphrodite being a bit of a bitch, reader is pregnant for the sake of the original myth, but its not mentioned that much
premise: again, this explains the original myth, this part is the second half/the challenge thingys.
Part one
list of Greek Gods/characters for this work
Eros- Eret
Aphrodite- Puffy
Zephyrus- Philza
Zeus- Dream
Pan- Tubbo
Demeter- Ranboo
Hera- George
Hades- Wilbur (only mentioned)
Persephone- Niki
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"No love can exist without trust."
The words echoed through (y/n)s head as they wandered through the still dark field. It seemed no use to them to even try to go back to the villa.
Slowly, they came to a stop next to the brook, laying down amongst the bank, one hand on their stomach as they watched the water pass, wondering what they would do.
How could they go on if Eret had left?
"Are you alright?"
(y/n) jumped at the sudden noise, sitting up and turning to see a saytr- no not just any Satyr, they found themself face to face with Tubbo, god of the wild.
"Uhhh...."
He let his head half fall sideways to look at them closer, "You don't look alright. Have you been crying?"
They sniffed, nodding, "I suppose so, yes. I've just had... a rough day."
He nodded, "Does this have anything to do with what I heard Eret shouting earlier, cause that sounded pretty bad."
"It- was actually."
Tubbo winced, "Yikes. You know, though from what I heard, from what I can see now, you really do look like someone who is very much in love. Don't leave yourself to rot here, you must continue on, and win his affections back."
"But how can I? I've lost all of his trust." They sighed.
"You must try, you must." Tubbo insisted, he offered them a hand and helped them to stand, "There is a way, and you will be able to find it. That I am sure of."
So, (y/n) traveled on, through the lands until they at last reached their home nation. Soon, they sought out their sisters, telling them that their deception had caused them to be cast out, not by a beast, but by the god Eret, himself.
When their sisters claimed excuses, and hurried off (perhaps to try and be taken by the god), (y/n) could only sigh and move on.
As they continued the travel, searching for any signs of their husband, he was stuck in Puffy's castle, the splash of oil having done much more damage than she'd originally thought.
All too soon, Puffy had found out where Eret was, and what had happened. Furiously, she rushed into their chambers, utterly pissed that she had gone so far against her instructions as to fall in love with (y/n).
The goddess was in such a rage, that she hardly noticed the state he was in, instead yelling on about how 'that wretched mortal would need to be punished'.
"No!" Eret cried through gritted teeth, "They may have betrayed me, but this is not their fault!"
"She shall be punished!"
It was only the announcement that Ranboo and George had arrived that pulled Puffy out of her yelling.
"Puffy, what's happened?" George asked once she had returned to the main room.
"Do remember that mortal? The one everyone was infatuated with?" Puffy asked, annoyed.
Ranboo nodded, "I thought you had sent Eret to get rid of them."
"The foolish boy went against me, brought her to some place, kept her safe, and now he's been burned because of it." She sighed, "The mortal will have to be dealt with. No simply plots of a forced love. I shall send them straight down to Wilbur's domain."
George bit his lip, "Well, are you sure that he didn't hide them away for good reason?"
"He fell in love with them." Puffy scoffed.
"Oh come on Puffy, don't punish them just because she fell in love. Doesn't he deserve ore than that? They must have fallen in love for a reason? You are the goddess of love, surely you should understand." Ranboo attempted to defend Eret, only to be cut off.
"I do not care what I should or should not understand! I want this mortal punished, and punished they shall be!" Puffy roared.
Meanwhile, (y/n) still wandered the land, looking for their lover, even as their health seemed to decline.
It had been a rather nice day when they stumbled upon the abandoned temple, covered in debris, and tools left behind. Some how, despite everything, it only made sense to clean the temple. To restore, to the best of their ability, to its former glory, or at least till it didn't look a mess.
It was slow work, but soon they had cleared the weeds, moved the old offerings back to their place, and found a place for the abandoned tools.
"You, poor (y/n)!"
They looked up to find Ranboo, towering over them, "M'lord?"
"I have come with a warning. Since your betrayal of Eret, Puffy has been after you, and you have been in great danger. Still despite this, you've come to clear the temple that my followers have abandoned. Why is this?"
"No place should be abandoned as I have been." (y/n) answered softly.
He frowned, sighing, "Well, I value my alliances with Puffy to much to harbor you. But, I will not turn you in, nor alert her in anyway you were every here. Consider yourself blessed."
As he disappeared, (y/n) couldn't help but breath a sigh of relief. They hadn't been met with Puffy's wrath yet. But that did not stop their sorrow.
Wandering farther and farther away from both the valley, and their home, (y/n) came across another temple, taking a rest from the road to step inside.
At the alter, they prayed, "George, queen of Olympus, I beg of you to help me. I am but a mortal, plagued by sorrow, driven out of every place Aphrodite seeks me. I do not wish for my child to be born to this life. Oh, dear George I beg for your help!"
George, hearing these prayers, quietly appeared to them, "Poor dear. I cannot help you, no matter how much I wish too. Puffy's anger stretches far, and even I cannot shield you from it."
When he had disappeared, (y/n) was forced back out the wandering, wondering, if maybe they revealed themself to the goddess, they might receive some mercy.
After a long pondering they set out, and after journey, the found themself at the palace of Puffy. Upon turning themself into the servants, (y/n) found themself dragged before Puffy, who demanded to know what they were doing.
"So you have finally decided to pay me a visit? Or is this just a trick to see your husband, who sufferers from a wound given by your hand!"
It had been a long afternoon for (y/n), until at last the servants, and even Puffy herself, let off, and gave time for the bruises to fully form, as Puffy taunted them, "Such a plain and boring mortal, how could he have fallen for you? And even given you a child? What a pathetic thing it will be."
It didn't take much longer after that for Puffy to decide, "A challenge then, you look to be a maid, lets see how well of one you are. Then you might gain enough favor to see your husband." She called for bags of wheat, barley, beans, lentils and chickpeas to be spread and mixed on the floor, "Have all of this sorted, before the night, and you may win some favor."
And as she disappeared, (y/n) wept, it would be impossible for them to sort the pile, let alone by the time she returned. It had seemed so hopeless, until, droves of Ants, driven by pity made there way into the room.
"Fear not, we shall help you with this task."
Soon the grain was sorted, and the ants disappeared as Puffy returned, looking around incredulously, "This work mustn't be yours! Surely it isn't! You foul thing! This work is far from over!"
The next day, a new challenge was assigned.
"There is a field, a few miles from here, where golden sheep graze all day. Travel there and bring me back a tuft of wool from one by the time the sun sets, or give up on all hope of seeing your husband again." Puffy commanded.
Obediently, (y/n) set out, and as they crossed the river, a soft nymph whispered the secrets to gathering the wool from the dangeours animals.
Carefully, (y/n) waited until noon had passed, until the sheep had settled to one ide of the field, and crept out, gathering the soft tufts from the briars of the bushes.
Yet again, Puffy was surprised by their ability to comply and finish these challenges.
"Surely your husband had some hand in helping you finish this. Quickly mortal, while there is still light, take this, and fetch me the water from the upper most point of that mountain stream."
(y/n) took the pitcher, and slowly began to hike toward the mountain, dreading the dangerous climb ahead. The mountains slowly grew nearer, until (y/n) was forced to fully climb up and over rocks, and the potential fall could prove fatal.
They had paused for a rest, breathing heavy and staring up at the setting sun, there was no way they could make the trip to the top of the mountain and back before night fell.
Yet again, it all seemed helpless, until a kind eagle, indebted to Eret, swooped down, "Give me your jug child, and allow me to help."
When they returned to Puffy's castle, again they were met with surprise. No one had expected their return.
"You have done what I asked, and that makes me suspect you to be a witch. It will take a greater test to determine if you should see your husband again."
(y/n), barley held in a sigh, bowing their head.
"You will journey to the underworld, and meet Niki. She makes a beauty cream, I need you to get some for me. I've exhausted my supply."
(Y/n) began to shake, tears beginning to spill from their eyes, surely this task was impossible. No one could journey to the Underworld and make it back alive.
"Better get going." She scoffed, "And remember, not a single drop
They had no choice but to go.
It was a slow, painful journey, and it took much help, much advice to reach the underworld.
They called upon Niki, who greeted them kindly, and listened to their plight.
"I just wish to see my husband again, so I can explain myself, so I can apologize." (y/n) finished with a sigh.
Niki frowned, "That I cannot help with. But I can supply you with the beauty cream, to bring back to Puffy."
A box was filled and closed out of their view, before Niki presented it to them, with a warning, "The contents of this box, are not meant for mere mortals. It is highly dangerous for you to even look at it. You mustn't open this box, not for anything."
"I understand." They said, taking the box.
The journey back to the overworld seemed to pass quickly, but soon (y/n)s thoughts began to betray her.
Why would they carry this beauty cream if they were not able to take a drop for themself?
How were they suppose to confront their husband if they looked as ragged and hungry as they did now?
Slowly, the temptation took over, surely they would need this beauty cream more than the goddess of beauty.
As soon as the box was opened, they fell to the ground, nearly dead.
While they slept off their injuries, a great fight took place between the gods.
When they had at last awoken, they were greeted with the sight of their lovers face.
"Eret!" They gasped, "I'm sorry! I truly am! I don't know what I was thinking! Please forgive me! I love you!"
She smiled softly, "There is much we have to talk about my sweet."
It had been decided, that (y/n) would join the gods on Olympus, and remarry the god Eret.
Puffy would hurt them no more, and Eret, having heard what lengths they had gone too to get back to them, he couldn't keep them away.
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livthedragon · 4 years ago
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Dream SMP Animal Rescue Center AU
The L’Manburg Animal Rescue Center (LARC) is a well-known institution dedicated to the well-being of all animals known to man. The facility receives animals from all over the world, and has staff fit for any creature that gallops, swims, flies, climbs, or runs into their care. With hundreds of acres of land at its disposal, the Rescue Center is equipped to care for animals that cannot be released back into the wild for as long as they may live. Come and visit with our season pass, or drop by anytime with admission tickets half off for the kids! Anyone 15 or older is welcome to come and volunteer their help towards these wonderful beings!
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Alright, now that the official canon stuff is done, I’d like to make a few quick notes on pthis AU! First off, this was inspired by Dazenightmare’s Grocery store AU, so go check them out as well! If you have any idea or comments about this piece, the ask box is always open! Anyway, I hope you enjoy, and without further ado, I present my DreamSMP Animal Rescue Center AU!
-Liv💫
(P.s, I’ll be setting things up by showing the character’s official staff introductions first, and then my personal notes on them! This is how most things will be presented!)
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Our Wonderful Staff!
Listed below is all of our fantastic employees, each with important and essential jobs to keep LARC running smoothly! If you ever need anything, they’ll be happy to help!
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Even though they all have differing roles and places in the hierarchy, the staff have always been tight-knit friends, almost a family. But, like any family, they definitely have their spats! As I come to think of more stuff I might edit this, but so far the employees are Nihachu, Puffy, Eret, Philza, Fundy, Wilbur, Tommy, Tubbo, Quackity, Techno, Ranboo, Purpled, Ponk, Awesamdude, George, Dream, Sapnap, Bad, Skeppy, Karl, Hbomb, Jack, Jschlatt, Foolish, and Ant. (Official names for introductions are Niki, Cara, Eret, Phil, Floris, Wilbur, Tommy, Toby, Alex, Dave, Ranboo, Grayson, Ponk, Sam, George, Clay, Nick, Darryl, Zak, Karl, Liam, Jack, Johnathan, Noah, and Antfrost,  in the same order as above. These are the real names of most of the characters, I couldn’t do the ones that haven’t done a name reveal. (I didn’t change Wilbur because it just did not feel right) If there’s a character you wanted to see that’s not here I’m sorry, it means I just don’t know enough about them. (I’m so sorry Punz fans, I’ll add him eventually but I’ve never watched him before and don’t want to improperly represent him!) The minors (Ranboo, Tommy, Tubbo, and Purpled) are technically volunteers and not employees, so they’ll be presented separately. I mention the Regulars (regular patrons) a couple times, these include other MCYTs! So keep an eye out for special appearances! Sadly, SBI is not canon in my AU. It just didn’t make much sense to me as I tried to write it, but if you want to interpret them as family you can! (They’re still very close, so they act just like a family even though they’re not related by blood!)
Clay - Clay is the manager of our facility, and has run it for 3 years now! He’s proven to be a capable and fun leader, and you can often find him wandering about with some other staff members! If you ever see him around, don’t be afraid to ask him for anything!
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Dream - Since Dream is the founder and main leader of the SMP, making him the manager made the most sense! He kinda has two ‘settings’, his official business mode for when he needs to handle serious work, and his more chill mode he presents when he’s just hanging out with everyone. He’s never really pulled the ‘I’m your boss so listen to me blah blah’ thing before, he actually prefers to emphasize that he’s on the same level as anyone else, just with a fancy title. He’s only brought out his manager mode when it comes to his employees a few times before, like when one of Tommy’s pranks went too far, and when George was slacking off just a bit too much. Other than that, he’s a nice guy who considers all of his employees his friends, but he’s often busy with ‘manager things’ as he says.
George - Our trusty head of security, George is responsible for keeping our guests safe! He’s in charge of things like security cameras, patrols, and safety regulations regarding people. He’s often found manning the cameras or patrolling about! If you ever get lost or feel unsafe, he and the other security members are always ready to help!
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George - He sleeps. A lot. When it says ‘often’ manning the cameras, that means always. Always manning the cameras, and 9 times out of 10 he’s sleeping. He patrols like, once a day for the bare minimum time purely because he has too. The only reason he isn’t fired at this point is because he has uncanny luck. Every time anything comes up that he’s needed in he’s always awake, without fail. Every time a crime (not really crimes more like petty stuff, vandalism and shoplifting from the souvenir stands) happens he always sees it. No one knows how, because he’s always sleeping anytime else. Despite that, he’s a pretty nice guy that everyone gets along with, and does his job good enough to keep people safe.
Nick, Sam, and Cara - Our loyal security guards, who faithfully patrol and protect! It”s their sworn duty to keep animals and people alike safe, and can always be turned to if needed! They can be found rotating between the different wings of the center, and are glad to help with any issue! You can easily identify their signature blue uniforms!
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Sapnap - Since George is nearly always ‘occupied,’ Sap is usually the one who handles planning patrol routes and shift changes. Although he can definitely be mischievous or a jokester at times, he does take his job seriously. He’s kind to the little kids that visit, and likes to give them tours whenever Ponk and Eret are busy. He’s loved among the regulars, and knows them all by heart. He’s pulled his fair share of pranks (most often with Tommy, Skeppy, and even occasionally Dream to help him) but he takes care to not cause any serious damage. Overall, he’s a prankster, but he loves his job and fellow employees.
Sam -  Although he’s officially a security guard, he’s more like the resident handyman. Whenever there’s a problem with any electrical or plumbing systems (usually the fault of Tubbo, the poor kid breaks everything he touches) Sam usually handles it. He’s reliable, he doesn’t pull jokes like Sapnap does, but he can respect a good one. Despite being rather intimidating at first, Sam is gentle and can often be found helping Ant with the birds or Wilbur with the gazelles. He cares deeply for everyone, especially Tommy, Tubbo, Ranboo, and Purpled, and helps protect people whenever a Karen comes into the picture. He’s the one who helps elderly people cross the busy paths and gives directions to lost tourists.
Puffy - When she was first hired, people wondered why she chose to be a security guard. She was gentle and kind, and tried to avoid any and all conflict. But when a group of teens were spray painting the reptile house, it became obvious. Those kids not only volunteered to clean it themselves, but asked if they could help clean up garbage around the paths while Puffy stood over their shoulders. She’s been famous for her lectures ever since, and can even get Techno and Tommy under her thumb. Her gentle side definitely helps, and because she’s far less intimidating than the other guards, she’s the one who helps lost kids find their parents. She’s confident in herself, and shows it. No one questions her while she’s on patrol, despite being the smallest of the guards, she’s one of the strongest.
Eret and Ponk - Our lovely tour guides, they’re in charge of all the tours around the facility, from the reptile room to the butterfly greenhouse! Whenever you book a tour, one of these two will be in charge! They’re kind and energetic, and can be found with the scheduled tours all over our institute!
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Eret - Eret is the more comedic of the two, often slipping in sarcastic jokes here and there on the tour. He’s not afraid to hide who he is, and he’s well known among the regulars for wearing extravagant outfits every now and then. Of course you always have the occasional Karen, but the moment one starts to approach him one of the security guards ‘conveniently’ needs his help. Whenever there’s some sort of event like a holiday or birthday, Eret is usually the one who volunteers to plan it. His parties are legendary, everything is always planned to perfection, and always runs smoothly. No one knows how he does it, it’s like he can predict catastrophe before it even happens. Tommy is mildly scared of him because not one of his pranks has worked on him, he always manages to get out of it (While looking fabulous, of course!) Despite his sarcasm and nonchalant behavior, he loves his job and ‘family’ he’s found!
Ponk - Definitely the more energetic of the two, he never seems to run out of stamina when he gives tours. He’s popular with the little kids because he gives out little stickers at the end of the tour, most often custom ones of all the famous animals. Whenever he’s off duty, he has a game he plays where he mixes all of the vending machine drinks together and sees who’s brave enough to try it. Sam is usually the victim, he has a hard time saying no to him! He’s been known to join in the occasional prank here and there, but never anything crazy (Like the famous Tiger incident, Tommy got suspended for a month after that…) He really cares about all his friends, and always comes into work with a smile!
Zak and Darryl - Responsible for running the various shops around our rescue center, these two are dedicated workers who can always be relied on! They’re always willing to lend a hand, and can be found at their respective stores! Don’t be afraid to say hi or ask for help!
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Skeppy - Most definitely cannot be always relied on. I mean, he’s Skeppy, what do you expect? Whenever he’s on duty he’s responsible enough, but when off duty he’s even more of a trouble maker than Tommy! His stand isn’t usually as busy as BBH’s, so he has a lot of free time to goof off. He uses most of that time to plan pranks or tease BBH, much to his annoyance. Despite Skeppy always teasing him, he considers BBH his closest friend and would do anything for him. He’s faced his fair share of consequences and punishment, but he’s always managed to weasel his way out. He’s crafty and a troublemaker, but he’s also a good friend and a loyal worker when it counts.
BBH -  One of the most loved members of staff, he gets along with everyone he meets. He’s kind beyond measure, and never hesitates to help. Pretty much the opposite of Skeppy, who often annoys everyone. But opposites attract, maybe that’s why they get along so well! Whenever Sapnap and George are busy, Dream usually turns to BBH for help and advice. Since the stands aren’t busy all that often, BBH usually helps out wherever he’s needed, he especially loves helping Wilbur with the butterflies. Like Sapnap, he also gets along great with the little kids, who love to hang out with him! Because of Dream’s soft spot for him, he managed to get permission to bring his dog, Rat, into work to ‘help’ him at his stand.
Alex - Alex is our responsible janitor and handyman, always ready for anything that could happen! He’s hardworking and kind, with a good sense of humor! You’ll find him wherever he’s needed, always willing to help!
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Quackity - Like I said, Sam is more of the resident handyman, so Quackity usually handles the cleaning. He tried to fix wiring on the meat freezer one time because Sam was busy, but it did not… end well… he somehow flooded the whole room. The introduction isn’t entirely wrong, he is responsible and hardworking, but he’s not exactly ready for anything that could happen. It’s not his fault, it just seems that no matter how much he prepares some new problem he’s never dealt with before comes up. Like when the peacocks escaped, or the infamous Tiger incident. (When he saw the destruction that caused he just dropped his mop and said “I’m taking my vacation time now, fuck this”) He still has his sense of humor though, he enjoys yelling at Karens in Spanish to scare them off. He’s yelling about the weather, but they can’t tell the difference.
Karl - Our fantastic admission worker, he’s the first face you see when you walk in! He’s in charge of admitting all of our guests, and to answer any questions you have before entering! He can be found at his booth helping anyone and everyone!
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Karl - Still had his signature good attitude and positive outlook, he’s probably the most willing to help people. Since he’s the only admission booth worker (Schlatt occasionally takes over, but he’s usually busy with his own stuff) he doesn’t get much break time in the busy season, but when he does he usually spends it with his friends. He’s goofy and kind, with a giggle that quickly got him loved by the regulars and everyone else he meets. On the slower days, usually in winter when the tourists aren’t around, he likes to sit everyone down in the break room and tell grand stories about different points in history. These tales quickly became enjoyed by even the most reluctant members, much to his suprise. He’s a very skilled storyteller, but he’s also very humble and insists he’s mediocre. He’s a great guy and loved by everyone around him, the perfect first face to see when you enter LARC. Recently, however, people often catch him stealing glances at two certain individuals throughout the day…
Johnathan - Our loyal help desk worker, he’s here for any issues you may have during your time at LARC. He’s here for anything you need, from booking tours to answering questions. Johnathan is in charge of making sure your stay runs smoothly and is as enjoyable as possible! You can find him at his desk all throughout the day!
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Jschlatt - I have no actual reason for why he has this job I just thought it would be funny. Out of all the members of the rescue center, he’s the one who’s mastered the customer service smile and voice the most. He’s kind of had to, considering what his job is. Surprisingly, it isn’t as hellish as it would seem. Most of the time it’s just people booking tours or asking simple questions, which doesn’t require that much interaction. Dealing with Karens is a rare occurrence, but not unheard of. He just hits them with the “Lady, I am not paid enough to deal with this. Either go talk to the manager or ask Karl for a refund, now at least move aside so I can do my damn job.” He has a lot of free time because of this, but he’s not allowed to leave his post so he just plays Solitare on his computer and chats with whoever’s nearby. Even though he’s sarcastic and reluctant, he is a good worker and gets the job done. He rarely shows it, if at all, but he does care for all of his fellow workers and enjoys his job because he gets to be around them.
Phil and Liam - Our specialized veterinarians are equipped for any animal that needs their care, from elephants to bats, scorpions to dolphins. They’re both capable and experienced, and can be found wherever they’re needed to do their jobs!
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Philza - Definitely a capable vet, he’s probably people’s first choice when they need help. He’s worked at a few other places before LARC, but he insists that this is his permanent job until he retires. Although he tends to focus purely on work when on the clock, when he’s off duty he opens up a lot more. He enjoys out with everyone in the break room, most of all Wilbur, Tommy, Techno, and Ranboo. Sometimes his wife comes in to volunteer for a day, much to everyone’s enjoyment. Since Phil is the resident dad, she was named the official mom of LARC and was given a very fancy cardboard crown. Despite his reluctant behavior on the surface, he can be passionate at times… rarely. Very rarely. He once chugged one of Ponk’s concoctions from hell and walked away unscathed, mumbling “I drink more caffeine on my good days, try again with an extra 10 energy drinks mate.” Ponk has practically worshipped him since, no one had ever been able to take any of his drinks before Phil. Overall he’s a good natured guy who loves both animals and people, but tends to avoid the public paths because it’s so crowded.
Hbomb - More of Phil’s understudy than an official vet, he’s still learning quite a bit. That doesn’t mean he’s not capable, he’s great when he’s working on animals he’s familiar with or illnesses he’s dealt with dozens of times before. This is his first job as a veterinarian, and he found it quite overwhelming at first. Despite this, he quickly won over his fellow staff with his charm and humor. When asked who his best friend is, he jokingly answers “Fundy!” While Fundy violently shakes his head no in the background. He’s relatively carefree, but he can absolutely get serious when his skills are needed. He’s fine with not being the go-to guy to help with the animals, he’s content with helping Phil whenever he’s needed and sticking to the sidelines.
Niki - Our lovely Marine Biologist, she keeps the aquarium and other aquatic exhibits running smoothly. She’s an expert in her field, and we can go about our days knowing she has everything under control! She can be found most often in the aquarium, but keep an eye out for her around other exhibits!
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Nihachu - Because the aquatic exhibits are the smallest and have the least amount of animals, Niki can usually run it smoothly. She’s passionate about her job, and has loved animals since she was very little. She originally joined LARC purely for experience, but as time went on she just… never left. She has no plans to either, she loves the strange family she’s found, and the constant flow of new animals keeps her on her toes when it comes to her passion. She never really wanted fame or riches from Marine Biology, she chose to do it because of her love for zoology. On her off time she usually hangs out with Puffy or Wilbur, since their jobs place them near her area. She’s a lovable and soft spoken, but can be serious when needed. She more than pulls her weight in LARC, and has proved herself many times over.
Dave - A spectacular zoologist who specializes in predators and their behavior, Dave handles even the most deadly of animals with calm mannership. He has experience with every apex predator, and treats every animal he cares for kindly. He may seem unapproachable, but he’s willing to help anyone who needs it. He can be found all around LARC, but most often by the big predators.
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Technoblade - He has proved the statement “Technoblade never dies” many times over. Many. Times. Over. He’s faced bears head-on with no safety equipment (which is not good, please use safety equipment when around wild animals) and come out unscathed. All of the permanent predators at LARC that can’t be released have acknowledged him as an equal, and accepted him into their hierarchy. Even the most aggressive of the big cats hold respect for him, but not through fear. Techno refuses to ever, ever use fear as a tactic to win over animals. He claims it’s not right to rule over other beings through fear, especially such regal ones. He takes his job very seriously, and hates his interactions with animals interrupted. (Tommy did it once and he swears to never do it again.) He’s very skilled, but he often gets put aside when the inspector comes around every 6 months because of his refusal to use required equipment. He may still be as serious and no-nonsense as ever, but he holds his friends close. He doesn’t like to be in the public eye, so he stays as behind the scenes as possible. Like Jschaltt, he doesn’t show it much, but he cares for everyone in LARC.
Wilbur - The counterpart to Dave, Wilbur is our herbivore specialist at LARC! He’s responsible for the majority of the herbivores in our institute, from gazelles to horses! You can find him all around our facility, and if you’re lucky you might catch him feeding the animals!
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Wilbur - He’s the opposite of Techno in a lot of ways besides just his job. Will actually likes to be in front of a crowd when doing his job, and even got Dream to add an official feeding time for the popular animals so people could come see. His intentions aren’t vanity though, he just likes seeing how happy it makes everyone. Because he cares for the majority of the animals at LARC, he can often be found with Phil and the other animal caretakers. He’s especially close to Phil and Tommy though, and Tommy often finds ways to change his schedule to be closer to him. (Tubbo usually follows Tommy, and then Ranboo follows Tubbo, it’s a whole chain reaction.) On his off time he occasionally causes mischief with other staff, but he’s chill most of the time. He cares a lot about all of the animals he cares for, and makes sure to form a bond with each and every one. Every now and then he brings his guitar to work, and can be found quietly strumming it and humming along in secluded places. Sometimes he even plays it in front of the animals, much to their confused enjoyment. He might be carefree most of the time, but he takes his work seriously and has a close bond with everyone at LARC.
Floris - Floris is our resident field specialist, here to use his experience to help wherever he can! He’s often one of the first to see new animals or release old ones, and always does it with a smile on his face! You don’t see him as often as the other animal caretakers, but he can be found throughout LARC!
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Fundy - He’s been all over the globe since he graduated, since he got to study under a rather eccentric zoologist. No one knows why he decided to work at LARC and not somewhere more recognized, but they’re not complaining. Whenever he’s on break, he likes to retail all of his adventures in a dramatic manner, but no one knows if they’re true stories or not. Sometimes he shows proof of his escapades, but most of the time he leaves it up to everyone to decide for themselves. But whether his stories are true or not, he definitely has the experience of someone who’s travelled the world. No matter the animal, he seems to know how to predict their behavior perfectly. He’s as excitable and loud as ever, but he loves his job and all the creatures he’s gotten to work with. Oftentimes he’s in charge of keeping tabs on animal behavior, so he’s the first to note when something changes or goes wrong. He has journals full of notes on different animals, both from LARC and his time traveling. He’s definitely passionate and dramatic, but he’s also a good guy that just wants to help animals.
Antfrost - A fantastic mammalogist, he’s been at LARC for a few years now and has proven himself as a great scientist. He knows how to deal with a variety of mammals, from the tiniest bumblebee bats to the biggest elephants! If you ever have any questions, feel free to ask him!
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Ant - Like Niki, this is his first real job in zoology. He was out in the field for about a year and a half, but he was basically an errand boy for the bigger names he was working with. That’s not to say he’s not skilled though, he’s fantastic at what he does. He often asks Fundy for his notes on the various animals to get to know them better himself, and has read the majority of his journals. He was timid around everyone at first, but he gradually got close to his fellow staff. It was the same when it came to big animals, Wilbur had to help him during his first time with the elephants, giraffes, and other large mammals. But soon he got used to them, and now he spends most of his time with animals. He has no plans to leave LARC, he’s found that this job is more than enough to keep him busy and happy. He’s a bit shy, but when he opens up he enjoys being around everyone.
Jack and Noah - These two, although not often seen, and essential for keeping everything running like a well-oiled machine! From lending a hand wherever it’s needed to helping prepare food, Jack and Noah work tirelessly behind the scenes to make sure everything is a-ok! If you ever do spot them, they’re ready to help with whatever you need!
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Jack - The more experienced of the two, he’s been working at LARC for a long time now. He can be mischievous at times, but he’s responsible and knows his job is important. He struggles a bit to be close to everyone, despite the fact he’s been at LARC for a long time. He’s acquainted with most of the staff, but he’s not sure if he can really call anyone a close friend. He does have a good relationship with Tommy and Niki, but they always have so much going on and often overlook Jack. He grins and bears it though, keeping his loud and comedic attitude. He’s often all business and work, but there are times he wishes he could just be friends with everyone, and envies the very social members of staff like Quackity and Tommy. He may be a bit distant from everyone, but he still gets along with them… at least that’s what he always tells himself. He’s a bit stubborn, but overall a good guy who’s willing to help
Foolish - Foolish has only been working at LARC for a few months now, but he’s already made quite a few friends, both animal and human. When he’s working he tends to stick to himself, but when on break he enjoys hanging out with others and having casual conversation. He actually has a little corner of the break room for his hobby, making mini-models! He’s very good at it too, he has an intricate Egyptian setup that everyone likes to ogle at every now and then! Every so often he stays after for a bit to work on them, and no one has the heart to disturb him when he gets into it. He spends a lot of time with the animals, especially the aquatic ones. He seems to be drawn to the aquarium, and he’s often caught staring at the ocean tank. He’s positive and high energy most of the time, but he’s not to be underestimated.
Our Volunteers!
Volunteering is open for anyone interested in working at LARC non-officially, as long as you follow our rules and are 15 or older! Our current volunteers are
Toby
Tommy
Grayson
Ranboo
This is subject to change at any time! If you’re interested in signing up to be a volunteer, contact us either through our official website or our in-person help desk!
Volunteers aren’t allowed to be up close to any of the large or dangerous animals for their own safety!
We hope to see new volunteers soon!
Tubbo - He breaks. Everything he touches. Much to Quackity’s dismay, who’s often stuck cleaning it up. He doesn’t mean to break things, he just… does. Despite being quiet and even shy at times, Tubbo is without a doubt the most chaotic person in the entirety of LARC. He doesn’t pull off jokes or pranks like Tommy and Skeppy, he just subtly radiates chaos wherever he goes. He and Tommy are in charge of helping the westward wing (The area with the Africa, North America, and Insect House exhibits, as far away from the Aquarium as possible because Tubbo will break everything) and occasionally the Reptile House. A volunteer’s work isn’t exactly exciting, they mainly cut up and prepare food and do whatever Jack and Foolish are too busy to. Tubbo doesn’t really mind though, he finds the work rewarding and even fun at times. Even when the food he has to prepare is especially gross, some time helping Wilbur with the beehives always makes him happy.
Tommy - Oh man, Tommy… what problems hasn’t he caused? It seems that everywhere he goes he can manage to cause trouble, often roping Tubbo and Wilbur into it. It’s a miracle he hasn’t been fired yet (can you fire a volunteer? I don’t know) despite everything he’s done. He did get suspended for a long time after the Tiger Incident, but that’s the worst punishment he’s faced. He’s also not allowed to be near any of the people that come to LARC because last time he went “Vlogging” and scared away multiple guests. That was Jschaltt’s busiest day and he still has not forgiven him for it. He’s often stuck behind the scenes with Tubbo preparing food, but every now and then Wilbur, or even Techno if he’s lucky, lets him help feed the animals. When he’s off duty he can be found pestering Wilbur, Phil, and Techno or getting yelled at by Dream for causing problems. Despite being nothing but a troublemaker, everyone around him can’t help but have a soft spot for him. And on rare occasions, you can catch him leaving gifts for people to show his thanks for dealing with him.
Purpled - Probably the most laid back of the Volunteers, he’s actually allowed within 40 feet of the Tiger enclosure. (Although he has been known to solve problems by chasing people with a foam sword and yelling “Bedwars!!”) Since Tommy and Tubbo are usually on food duty, Purpled’s the one who delivers stuff to various places around LARC. This results in two things, no one ever being able to find him when they need him and him randomly appearing behind people when they least expect it. Seriously, he’ll just appear out of thin air to scare the shit out of you 5 minutes after you need him. He doesn’t even try to do it, he just… does, somehow. He’s a good worker though, and doesn’t complain much. He somehow managed to convince Dream to get an Xbox for the break room, and every break he gets he challenges random members of staff to a game of bedwars. He beat almost everyone without a hitch, except Technoblade. Currently they’re tied at 38 wins each, and Ranboo brought in a whiteboard to keep track. He may be a bit reluctant, but he likes LARC and can’t see himself leaving anytime soon.
Ranboo - Probably the most shy of the Volunteers, he tends to keep to the background and avoids the big, public areas. Because he’s the gentlest (and the most trustworthy) of the helping staff, he’s usually the one who gets the jobs involving animals. This usually includes helping Niki give the ducklings baths and feeding the deer with Wilbur, but like it says he’s not allowed near any potentially dangerous animals. He’s the tallest person at LARC (but by far the kindest) which results in him often scaring the animals at first, much to his dismay. Because he’s also on the taller side, Wilbur taught him a few tricks to seem less intimidating, which helped greatly. When he does open up a bit (usually around Tommy and Tubbo) he can be a bit mischievous and chaotic, but he knows when to stop. He hopes to become an official member of LARC one day, but for now he’s content with being just a volunteer.
Remember, LARC always welcomes guests, new or returning! We hope to see you soon!
Thank you guys so much for reading, this AU took me waaayyyyyy too long to write, and I’m psyched to finally have it done! I’d be super happy to answer any asks you guys leave, or any questions you have in the comments! Again, thank you so much, and I hope you enjoyed!
-Liv 💫
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mihidecet · 4 years ago
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Sbi D&D AU: Tommy (3)
AKA: Tibi’s MCYT WritingTober, day 12.
I’m back with more d&d! I jumped on today’s “Fanmade AU” prompt from @the-only-gamer-gost ‘s list IMMEDIATELY, because after all most of you started following me due to that ahah
I hope you’ll enjoy it! <3 Maybe leave a comment if you do? I always love to hear your feedback, and maybe ideas on what you’d like to see? In any case, thank you for reading!
That is how, about four hours later, Tommy finds himself sitting on his bed, legs crossed and fingers tangling in the threads he's trying to weave together. 
It's a mix of light blues, pinks and reds that Techno called "a weird choice, but whatever floats your boat", which had sent his patron into hysterical laughter. Tommy had hoped he'd been sarcastic, as he'd colour-picked from Techno's own outfit. 
But one could never be too sure with the Blade: he was a cryptic man, with a cryptic past and an unwavering unwillingness to share anything about what he thought about, anytime, about anything. 
Which was fine. Tommy liked guessing, and he considered himself smart enough to be able to start picking up clues. Most of the time.
He was no Phil, who was apparently able to understand everyone, everywhere, at any time. Even animals, too, which had been a concerning discovery. Not the fact that he could understand and be understood by animals, that was perfectly fine once considering he had horns due to making a literal deal with a demon, and Techno was half pig. It was just that Tommy had found out Phil could speak with animals by finding the elf in deep conversation with a passing squirrel - who had apparently been extremely rude and stolen some of the nuts Phil had been gathering. The disagreement had been resolved by splitting the nuts evenly, as the squirrel had had a family to feed.
The thing was, Tommy had had a chance to talk about the infamous friendship bracelets with the other two as they'd walked back to the tavern, and by now he knew that all three of them owned one. But what Phil hadn't neglected to comment on was that - to his knowledge - Techno didn't own one. Which made sense, on a certain level. He was the one making them, and he seemed to own the strings to make them. Phil had been meaning to buy one to gift him, but he's said he knew it wouldn't have been the same. And he couldn't ask Techno where he could find the materials needed and keep it as a surprise. Not to mention that he didn't know how to replicate the intricate weaves and knots of the bracelets; he could try, but he knew he wouldn't be able to easily succeed. 
Which left Tommy with the perfect chance.
The plan was simple. 
Techno had offered to help him rebuild his bracelet, but he’d never explicitly said if Tommy was going to weave his own or if Techno was going to make him a second one. 
So, once they were all fed and satisfyingly comfortable, Techno would take out his threads and start working on it. Then, with his usual enthusiasm, Tommy would ask if he could also help. Maybe by learning how to weave together bracelets himself. 
Techno would humm, but probably give in after a bit of insistence. He never really enjoyed verbal conflict, and Tommy was counting on that. 
Then everything would be set! Tommy would choose the colours for Techno’s bracelet, make it with his help, and everything would be good!
As of right now, most of the steps in his plan have gone off without a hitch. 
The only thing not working perfectly well is his own skills at weaving - maybe once he used to have an artisan’s hands, but now they’re clumsy, less sensible. The effects of not being used to his newly found powers at first had been to constantly - and accidentally - set his own hands on fire. With permanent scars up to his elbows and a handful of points where the burns charred away his sensibility, he’s not much one for delicate and precise work. 
But Tommy is nothing if not determination personified, so he grabs each strand with too shaky hands and does his damned best.
Techno is sitting across from him, also on the bed, mirroring his posture and slowly explaining each braiding step. His voice is lower than usual, a side effect of being extremely tired, but he’s not snappish or strict. He’s unexpectedly calm and mellow: Tommy wonders if it’s the exhaustion or just how Techno behaves when they’re not in life-or-death related situations.
All things considered, once he understands what he has to do, the slow, repetitive movement becomes extremely soothing. He can see Techno doing this to relax in the few moments of downtime their lives allow them.
They're not alone in the room.
Phil is meditating on one of the other two beds in the room. He’d been drained after the fight, looking after them all and taking care of the few civilians that got injured due to the attack. 
After they’d gotten back into the room, he’d disappeared for a moment in order to go bathe, then returned, given them all a final look and then promptly passed out on the bed with a smile on his face. 
Wilbur had made sure to fix the covers around him. 
The tiefling was currently also sleeping, but he was stationed on the same bed Techno and Tommy were sitting on. It made for a bit of a cramped situation, but Techno had stated that he wasn’t going to move anymore if it wasn’t to go to sleep, and Wilbur had said that he always took the bed closer to the window. 
So there he was: curled up between them, one leg on Tommy’s lap and his back pressed against Techno’s side. 
If Tommy had been any less observant and in the mood for a discussion, he would have mentioned how Techno could have easily moved half a meter away in order to be extremely more comfortable, or how Wilbur usually just chose any random available bed. 
But he was tired and he had other objectives - he was already planning on bothering Techno, getting him annoyed would only be counter-productive. And Tommy was also quite observant: he still remembered how Techno had jumped into a blow aimed at Wil’s throat just a couple of hours earlier, saving his life and efficiently dispatching of the brute trying to kill him. 
Everyone was still feeling a bit messed up after all those close calls, there was no need to state the obvious. Especially when saying nothing meant Tommy could feel the warmth of Will’s still very much alive body against him.
It doesn’t take much time; they’re bracelets after all, you can only make them so long. 
Tommy stares at the one in his hands, and is suddenly filled with so many contrasting feelings. 
Joy is the first, of course. He’s been able to achieve so much since he left his hometown, and everything he’s achieved has been due to his own determination and intelligence. He might not be the smartest person ever - he can name at least one, even though that doesn’t necessarily mean he will - but even he can’t deny how well he’s been able to play the cards he’s been dealt. 
Then there’s shock, at the realisation that he has actually become friends with the legend he used to hear people talk about in hushed whispers while he was still living in his hometown. 
Melancholy is another: a part of him longs for what - who - he left behind. 
Then he feels like he needs to get better at making bracelets, and maybe sleep for a couple of days. His back is hurting and the scabs on his arms are already itching up a storm and it is "bored patron with too much free time" levels of annoying. 
As Tommy stomps down the protests of his patron inside his own head, he hears Techno hum lightly to catch his attention. 
"You're done? I finished yours. Unless you prefer to keep the one you made yourself." Techno comments, offering the bracelet he's just completed. Wilbur shifts slightly as he's lightly jostled when Techno reaches towards Tommy, but he goes right back to sleeping. 
Tommy gives him an honest smile and a heartfelt "thank you", then wastes no time in grabbing his new friendship bracelet: a stunning thing in black, red and orange that looks as fierce as he is powerful.
"And here, this is yours." Tommy says, after a moment of unabashedly admiring the stunning handiwork he now owned. It wasn't like his old one, but it still felt the same - the meaning of it was intact, and the shape and colours were similar. One could even say that now it meant more: after all, they'd made it together, in what nobody could deny had been a true bonding moment.
Tommy's hand, holding the bracelet he made, stretches out towards Techno.
There's a distinct pause as Techno's hands hovers in the air and his eyes widen in what looks like pure shock - Tommy has *never* seen anything like it, Technoblade is never surprised. And yet.
"Uh?" 
Tommy decides it is getting a bit too warm in the room, as doubts and worries start filling his mind: what if he doesn't like it, it looks so bad compared to the ones Techno made, after all it's his first try, he should have asked for more string to practice and made him a really good one. The young man pushes the bracelet into Techno's hand hastily - the sooner this is over with, the better. 
"We figured you didn't make one for yourself, so I made you one. Consider it as from all of us. Now you're *our* friend, Techno, and there's nothing you can do about it!" He concludes with a proud grin, hoping it masks his internal worry. Thankfully, he's still fearless enough to keep eye contact, because that allows him to see Techno's face simply melt as his fingers wrap around the bracelet once, then open up to allow him to study it closely - Tommy would call it reverently, but then his patron would laugh again.
"... Thank you." Techno murmurs a few moments later, and with that all of Tommy's fears and doubts are smashed like fragile glass, scattering into the nothingness. A bright smile opens up on his face and he's unable to stop himself from beaming as he lightly punches his friend's shoulder.
"No problem, big guy. ... Now, where do I put this so that nobody accidentally breaks it again?" He asks, tone light and humorous in hope of exiting quickly the sweet moment they'd entered, which was turning into awkwards at the speed of light.
"Well, if you have like a necklace, you could tie it there and keep it hidden under all your shirts." Techno drawls out, sounding more and more tired as he goes on. 
Tommy decides it's as good a time as any to finally hit the hay, so he stands up and stretches his back - reveling in the satisfying pops that follow. 
"That is a smart idea, big guy. Have you been sitting on it for a while?" Tommy jokes, starting to fix his bed. 
"Well, it was actually Phil that did it first. He tied it to the same necklace he keeps his engagement ring on."
Tommy chuckles, Phil always knows best- his arm freezes in the air, one hand still holding his pack because he'd been meaning to look for something he could use as a necklace but now his brain is just static. 
He turns back towards Techno, who is staring back with a mix of sheepishness and confusion. 
"What- what do you mean engagement?" Tommy asks in a feeble voice and Techno just rubs the back of his neck shrugging. 
"He's supposed to get married when he goes back, apparently."
Tommy starts gesticulating wildly, pointing first at Phil, then at Techno, then at the world around them as he loudly mumbles his way into about twenty different beginnings of sentences before his shoulders drop and he shuts his mouth.
A beat passes. 
And to be honest, Tommy is too tired to be thinking about this, but-
"What do you mean go back? Is he gonna leave us?" He asks, and Techno looks extremely uncomfortable on the other side of the room. Instead of an answer coming from him, the voice that speaks first comes from behind Tommy.
"I'm not gonna leave you, Tommy. If anything, I plan on bringing you all for the ceremony." Phil mumbles, scratching his stubble as he sits up on the bed. Damned elves and their need for just a handful of hours of sleep, now Tommy has to feel awkward for nothing.
Phil stands up with a groan, then stretches; taking a couple of steps forward, he nods at Techno as he claps a hand on Tommy's shoulder. 
"Help me push the beds together?" 
"Only if Wilbur gets up, I'm not moving the bed with him on it." Techno deadpans, moving to the bed Phil's closest to in order to help him lift it - they're not getting thrown out of the tavern for being too loud at three in the morning. 
A deep chuckle comes from the ball that is Wilbur's not-so-sleeping body, and his performance is betrayed even more by how his tail starts swishing left and right. 
"But what if I asked please?" Wilbur says, one eye peeking from his crossed arms. 
"Then you're staying there with that bed." Techno replies instantly and a moment later the bed between him and Phil is lifted. 
Wilbur huff, rolls out of bed, waltzes towards Tommy - messes up his hair just because he's in a good mood - and quips back:
"You're no fun, Technoblade."
A couple of minutes later, once they've all found their places on the bed, Tommy is resting with his head against Phil's chest and his tail wrapped around Techno's leg - a mirror to Wilbur's which is tied around the arm slung over his side. 
It's comforting, and warm, and Phil's carding his hand through his hair. 
Techno's new friendship bracelet is an unfamiliar feeling pressed against his chest, but he knows he'll get used to it. 
Stifling a yawn, Tommy whispers:
"Congrats on your marriage, big guy." 
Just so that Phil's wheeze is the last thing he hears before he falls asleep.
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omegazes · 4 years ago
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Hybrid Au List part 2
If I miss anyone you want please don’t hesitate to yell at me!! Also if this crosses any content creator boundaries that I am unaware of please also let me know!
Technoblade: Pig. Ok so I was struggling the most with him because I had other ideas, but also the pig is iconic. Techno would also be too powerful if he was anything else. Pigs are actually really smart too I found based on a quick search and super laid back. So honestly, it’s perfect for Techno. He pretty much is just still his MC skin.
Wilbur: Lion. I actually had a hard time with Wilbur for a bit, but finally decided on lion. Wilbur seems very much like a leader to me but also has a chill side. Just based on his character in the SMP I think this fits him well (before he started going crazy). He also seems pretty competitive based on his MCC streams I’ve caught and also cares for his friends. He has gold ears, a tail, and slightly longer hair to seem like a mane.
Purpled: Rabbit. I haven’t seen too much of Purpled, but based on some of his Bed Wars vids I’ve seen, he gives me rabbit vibes. He really likes to make use of the jump potion and knows when it’s time to go in and when it’s time to run away. He has brown ears and a brown bob tail.
Philza: Sandhill Crane. I’ve seen him drawn with wings so much, I wanted to make him the best bird dad. That’s a sandhill crane and they provide for their families (SBI) and they all stick together too (woo family dynamics in this au). Cranes are also more calm and collected, which is how I see Philza most of the time. He has large brown and white wings and a tail.
Antfrost: Siamese cat. Antfrost also stays similar to his skin and I think cat works really well for him! Based on the bit I’ve seen of Ant, he seems relatively calm, really smart, but can also be louder (like a cat at night). Ant has ears and a tail that are the color of his MC skin and a few whiskers.
JSchlatt: Ram. This one is also straightforward, but works as well! Based on the SMP, Schlatt seems pretty hard-headed and firm in what he believes in. Even refusing to believe that he lost pretty much everyone on his side. Schlatt has curled horns(like his pfp) and a tail.
Quackity: Mottled Duck. Ok, so besides it being in his name, duck works p well for Quackity. Ducks are loud and p funny birds in my opinion. I’ve really enjoyed watching Quackity recently and have found out he’s both of these things (and so much more!) Ducks are also pretty smart and I think Quackity is too! Mottled ducks are also the smartest type of duck too. His wings are brown and spotted and has a tail as well.
Punz: Beaver. These guys are pretty chill, can get aggressive, and are really good builders. I think this is a good fit for Punz cause I think he’s all of these things based on the little I’ve watched of him. He seems like a really laid back guy that just wants to do his own thing and also seems pretty nice. However, Punz will also shoot back when he needs to which is what beavers do if people come at them. He has a beaver tail and sharper than normal fingernails. 
Eret: Tiger. I think that a tiger suits Eret pretty well. Tigers, instead of lions, often are considered king of the jungle (especially considering they live in the jungle lol). But since most people still consider it to be lions, I think this is similar to how Eret was de-crowned in the SMP. If that makes any sense. Tigers are also considered pretty confident and Eret seems super confident and I totally love that. Eret has striped ears and a tail. 
Karl: Capybara. When I think of Karl, I think of social, outgoing, and just an all around nice and chill person based on his livestreams. I think that a capybara fits him super well because they’re all of these things and just super friendly animals. Karl has small, rounded, brown ears.
And that’s it for now! If you want anyone else to be added let me know! Look out for a post summarizing the au soon! 
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sylvanfreckles · 3 years ago
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With the latest SPN fires spreading, I've decided to start throwing my AU ideas into them. Can't be worse than anything we've seen so far! These are things I want to write but have no idea when I'd have the time or energy for. So, first on the list!
Winchester Tango Foxtrot
So there I am, playing Animal Crossing, doing some island tours with Dodo Airlines, and Wilbur says "Ready to take off, November Oscar Whiskey!" (NATO phonetic alphabet, developed for radio communication. Every letter of the English alphabet has an associated word, so he's just saying "NOW".)
Anyway! My brain went "lol November Oscar Winchester" because I'm pathetic like that.
And thus...
Sam and Bobby run a charter flight service on an island in the north Atlantic, with Dean as their mechanic and a general handyman around the island. While on a supply run to the mainland, the brothers rescue an injured man and his infant son (Cas and Jack), and find out Cas is on the run from his brother Lucifer. See, Lucifer is Jack's biological dad, but Cas is the one on the birth certificate because he and Kelly (who died in childbirth) pretended to have an affair so they could keep Jack away from Lucifer.
There's more to the story that I won't hash out here, like Charlie and Kara (or Stevie) wanting to open a BnB on the island, Cas's job restoring old books, Dean's fear of flying, how and why Cas was living with Lucifer and Kelly...but it's a pretty big idea I've been playing with for over a year now.
And I always have more AUs. Like the one where Dean's the brother that left because the demon blood actually had made Sam more driven and volatile and just like their father. Or where Ellen and Jo survived and took Cas in when he became human. Let me know if you want to hear more.
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b-creativ3-archive · 4 years ago
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Welcome to my blog!!!! Here’s an intro/guide post for you guys :)
Also read this for the spoiler tags I’ll use, this is a multifandom blog
General Info
Fandoms: I mainly reblog stuff now, a lot of MCYT and a decent amount of Critical Role! Other things I enjoy and may reblog stuff from: The Magnus Archives, Lovejoy, Danganronpa, Pokemon, Animal Crossing, Pikmin, Cookie Run Kingdom and The Walten Files (this is not an exhaustive list). Feel free to talk to me about these things! This post covers MCYT, Critical Role, The Magnus Archives, and Danganronpa since they’re either my main fandoms or have big spoilers.
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#b’s art
#ask
#ocs and sonas tag (for more oc stuff my non-fandom blog is a-thoughtful-artist! I post art there sometimes)
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#___ post archive (replace blank with fandom name, collects any post on my blog related to said fandom. If you don’t want to see content from a certain fandom block these tags specifically to catch all posts)
#___ spoilers (format for my spoiler tags)
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MCYT
It stands for Minecraft YouTube(ers) but I also use it to refer to people who are mainly Twitch streamers (as I think most of the fandom does). The specific niches I’m into are Dream SMP (although I don’t really follow the server plot), MCC, and Hermitcraft! Wilbur Soot is my favourite (DSMP adjacent) MCYT, I also watch the streams of Ranboo, Nihachu, Tubbo, Eret, and TommyInnit sometimes. I’ve watched Hermitcraft s7 and 8 and currently watching quite a few s9 POVs! I’m watching GeminiTay, ImpulseSV, TangoTek, Grian, BDoubleO100, ZombieCleo, JoeHills, and Zedaph so far. I may watch other content creators in these fandoms sometimes but these are the main ones!
Spoiler tags in this fandom: I’m not very in the story side of DSMP anymore but if these fandoms require spoiler tags I will tend to tag only recent things, geared towards people who are already in the fandom. Tags I use are #dream smp spoilers (for plot related spoilers), #hermitcraft spoilers (if anything big/noteworthy happens) and #mcc spoilers (for MC Championships winners/placings. I don’t usually spoiler tag my MCC liveblogs but if you want me to start send me an ask about it). I also use the tag #liveblogging if you don’t want stream spoilers for the stuff I’m watching.
AUs (yes I have AUs of YouTubers, I make sure to be respectful of their boundaries when creating fan content):
•Urban fantasy AU (#mcyt urban fantasy au) - character design/worldbuilding focused AU where everyone is a humanoid mythical creature in a modern setting; they all live in a city hidden from non-mythicals. This is old and I don’t tend to do anything for it anymore
•Ender Plague AU (#ender plague au) - the ender dragon has the power to control/take over someone by looking into their eyes, this is what happened to the endermen in this universe. Dream attempts to fight the ender dragon, gets taken over, spreads the dragon’s influence like a plague by entering the overworld and looking into the eyes of humans. I’m not currently working on this but I want to get back into it.
Critical Role
A Dungeons & Dragons actual play livestream by a group of voice actors, with campaigns that last years. They’ve done 3 campaigns so far (and other bonus oneshots, mini campaigns, etc.). Campaign 1 follows Vox Machina, and starts in the middle of their home-game-turned-stream. I haven’t watched this one but if you want to watch higher level PCs with established dynamics, this can be a good place to start (a downside is that the audio is a bit scuffed for the first few episodes). Campaign 2 follows the Mighty Nein and has its advantages in the fact that it is a completed campaign where you can see the very start of the PCs’ journey. It has its own vibe and the characters are brilliant - I’m part way through watching this one and I adore them all. Campaign 3 follows Bell’s Hells and is ongoing, currently having very few episodes compared to the 100+ of the other campaigns. If you want to jump straight into the fandom, this is a good place to start (also I’m watching this one as it comes out come and scream with me about the plot). However they do have quite a few links to things that happened in campaign 1, so if you’re very against spoilers this might not be the place to start. Some of the characters have some ties to C1 in their backstories - usually this would mean that elements of C1 would need to be explained, however this brings me to The Legend of Vox Machina. TLoVM is an animated series about the first campaign, Vox Machina, that can be found on Amazon Prime. When it was originally pitched on Kickstarter, it was a single animated special, but it was funded so much that they had the funds to make more and Amazon Prime picked it up. By watching TLoVM, you will be able to get a lot of the references C1 without investing hundreds of hours of time into watching the whole campaign. The arc covered in the first season (currently the only season out) ties into some backstory, so it’s beneficial to know what happens in that arc of VM. I’ve talked for a long while on CR so I will end this by saying despite how I’ve been recommending this to you, it can be a huge time sink. A full campaign will span hundreds of hours, so make sure you have the time for it. Listen to it in podcast form while you’re doing work if you’re able!
Spoiler tag list:
•#critical role spoilers - any and all spoilers
•#c1 spoilers - spoilers for events that happen in campaign 1
•#cr2 spoilers - spoilers for events that happen in campaign 2
•#cr3 spoilers - spoilers for events that happen in campaign 3
•#tlovm spoilers - spoilers for things in tlovm; often counts as c1 spoilers as well
•#exu spoilers - EXU is a mini campaign which involves some of the characters from c3 (and some new ones), this tag is for spoilers from that when I get around to finishing it
The Magnus Archives
A fictional horror podcast that follows the new Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, an institute that researches paranormal happenings, as he records statements made by people who have had encounters with the paranormal. The format is a statement per episode, however a metaplot gradually develops and everything is way more connected than it seems at first (also things other than reading statements do happen eventually). It has 5 seasons/200 episodes and is complete! In my experience it’s very easy to encounter big spoilers so if you’re even a tiny bit interested I suggest you block the spoiler tag, I probably will be posting spoilers. As someone who isn’t usually into horror, it’s really good and I’d recommend it even if horror isn’t your thing (although mind the trigger warnings - here’s a list of triggering subjects in each episode (not my doc)).
Spoiler tag: #tma spoilers
Danganronpa
DR is a game series that is easy to get spoiled for, in summary it’s about a group of students trapped in a school who are forced to kill each other and not be found guilty in a trial to escape; it’s VERY easy to encounter major spoilers like deaths. I suggest you block the relevant spoiler tags if you think you’d be interested in it at any point.
Spoiler tag list:
•#danganronpa spoilers - any and all spoilers
•#dr1 spoilers - for the game Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
•#dr2 spoilers - for the game Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair
•#udg spoilers - for the spinoff game Danganronpa: Ultra Despair Girls
•#dr3 spoilers - for the Danganronpa 3 animes (yes there are technically multiple)
•#drv3 spoilers - for the game Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony
AUs:
•Harry Potter AU - not yet posted publicly but this is a Hogwarts-focused AU where the Ultimates (or at least most of them) go to Hogwarts. Feel free to ask me about it even if I haven’t posted stuff yet! I would like to add to this description that I don’t support JK Rowling or her views; I am choosing to completely separate the HP world from her as HP was an obsession for me growing up and I still like parts of the world. Don’t support HP, pirating is a thing that exists if you don’t have the books available already!!
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darkmttrcat · 4 years ago
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i was tagged by @robins-gf !! ty for the tag 🥰🥰 i’m v sorry that i’m repsonding to this so late - i’ve been quite busy these past few days ;0; !!
GET TO KNOW ME TAG !!
(under the cut because i’m afraid this will be long)
NICKNAME: i go by both cait and cat ^^ !! i also have some personal nicknames from family and pet names (?) from my girlfriend but i will not be disclosing those lol
GENDER: gender?? i hardly know ‘er 😳😳 !! hhn anyway, i’m a girl who goes byshe/her and they/they pronouns! (i’m still questioning, though. so 😔👍)
ZODIAC: i’m a leo - meow 😼
HEIGHT: i hate telling people my exact height !!! so i’ll just say i’m around 5 foot!
CURRENT TIME: 3:42 AM
BIRTHDAY: august 3rd !!
FAVORITE ARTISTS: (i feel like i have a lot so i’m just going to list the ones that first come to mind) freddie dredd, rav, kill bill: the rapper, tyler the creator, matt watson, mother mother, the smiths, wilbur soot, queen, david bowie, red hot chili peppers, and so on...
LAST SONG I LISTENED TO: well i’m actually listening to music as i write this so - no surprises by radiohead !!
LAST MOVIE I WATCHED: the village (2004) !! i like a lot of shyamalan movies, this included. i planned to speak further about it but like never mind lol it’s good - if you like horror/suspense/thriller !!
WHEN DID I MAKE THIS BLOG: 06/09/2015 at 11:45:41 PM (thanks to memories 😳😔)
WHAT DO I POST: majority of the time, i reblog posts that revolve around different fandoms/things i’m interested in (i’m currently into mcyt so 😔😔) but !! i occasionally post my own content, such as: gif sets/edits and writings!!
LAST THING I GOOGLED: camera rune ability (i’m playing botw atm 😳😳)
DO I GET ASKS: yeah, when i reblog ask games and such :O !!
WHY I CHOSE THIS URL: this is an old username that i’ve had for quite a while :’) !! it’s not a very interesting story, though lol it all started when i was watching my friend play a game and i noticed her user was DarkMatter with a bundle numbers afterwards. so, when i was creating a username for whatever website, i thought back on the user DarkMatter. then, i decided to slap Cat at the end because i really liked cats 😁👍 (it also counted as my nickname at the time, too lolol) so... that’s how this user was born !! (yet, for tumblr, i decided to take the vowels out of matter because it looked cool so 😼😼😈)
LUCKY NUMBERS: 3, 11, 13, 18
AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP PER NIGHT: bruh idk LMAO maybe 8ish hours?? i guess it depends but i don’t know :O
INSTRUMENTS I PLAY: i’m currently learning how to play bass guitar! i played violin for 5ish years :O ?? i also dabbled a bit in acoustic guitar!
WHAT I’M WEARING: a pair of simple, black sweatpants and a t-shirt of matt watson’s “ouch!” album/ep.
DREAM JOB: uhh... i don’t know :(( maybe a journalist or a psychologist. 
DREAM TRIP: i’ve always wanted to visit amsterdam :’) !! also, the place where they filmed twin peaks would be pretty dope to visit >:) !!!
NATIONALITY: american
FAV SONG: i can’t choose favorites !! so ✌😙
LAST BOOK I READ: blood of elves by andrzej sapkowski
THREE FICTIONAL UNIVERSES TO LIVE IN: hmm... maybe the x-files or twin peaks universe because it’s kind of like the normal world, y’know?? animal crossing !!!! stardew valley/legend of zelda/ffxv - they all kind of have this magical/fantasy element about them :O !! (that’s definitely not three but you get the general idea of it)!
tagging: @wolfex126 (or your art blog 👀) @apocalypsekid @bluewaterlily and whoever else wants to do this :’) !!
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cherriesradio · 4 years ago
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Story I’ve had in my mind for a while that I honestly wanna make a comic with
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(This is very simplified and with out any of the big events lol) tw blood mention
So there are three time travelers. None of them know they others are also time travelers, and keep running into each other without knowing it. Over time they all fall in love. Luka, Marshall, and Wilbur.
How Time Travel Works -
If you die in one time you don’t come back.
They don’t quite know how time travelers actually works. They know that they can’t find themselves, that the world spins when they travel, and the inbetween. Which is also where they first meet and find that they are all travelers. (Aka me still trying to figure out how time travel will work)
“The inbetween” is a giant White Castle/mansion. It was empty till Wilbur and Marshell started bringing in little items from their travels that their friends and family’s would feel odd about. It’s where they go after and before they travel to a place, because it gives them a second to process what they’ve done and possibly go back and fix mistakes. Which these himbos never do.
These are the only rules I’ve made about time travel, when I want to I watch movies and dives into different movies take on time travel to see what works.
Luka -
He was born in some timeline. He doenst remember which, but he has a few memories.
This is his motive of traveling. He’s trying to go back to his time, which he can’t find because he has no memory of when he was.
He first time travelled when he was five and has been trying to find his way since he was eight, after being taken care of by a forty-five year old man.
Who he often visits now.
He’s now twenty-one.
All his memories:
Playing in a flower field with who he assumes is his brother, who has the same dirty blond hair as him and freckles. He remembers his brother telling him “Dads gonna be so mad having to get all that muck out of your hair.” Most likely from rolling around in the field.
Having someone with very rough yet gentle hands running there hands through his hair as he watch’s his brother write.
A blurred figure telling him about how it’s going to be cold out that day while putting his long hair up. He somehow remembers the hair tie being black. (That has nothing to do with the plot lol)
He somehow fell on his face and he remembers his father (he assumes) telling him off while wiping off blood from his face.
He has long, dirty blond hair which he usually ties into a ponytail. (He hates when people touch his hair.) He has a small amount of freckles and brown eyes. He has a number of small scars from getting a little to into peoples business while traveling. He’s on the slim side, but has lots of lower body strength from running away from business owners after trying to steal stuff.
He likes trying the foods around different timelines; which lead him to getting food poisoning way more time than he should’ve.
He often felt bad about stealing stuff at first but after bringing a hoodie to 3,000 B.C. that he stole from a target he doesn’t feel an ounce of guilt.
He often ends up interacting with the Wilbur more than Marshall, just because Wilburs reaosn for travel makes him go to times similar to his. (Wilbur finds flowers comforting, Luka visits a lot of flower fields)
Cant take a compliment or insult.
He wears lots of different things from different times, casually wears modern clothes the most because their the most comfortable.
He simps real easy
Bi king, more into guys
Will laugh at anything
Total DND nerd and he has a little DND group in the late 2000’s that he makes sure to go to on time
Basically he’s bastard baby and we love him
“Scrawny motherfucker with a cool hairstyle”
Wilbur -
He’s from modern day 2000’s
He’s just trying to run away from his problems ngl
His family’s having so many issues, trying to keep their small diner up and running in COVID while they have to pay for his sisters funeral.
She was only eleven.
He’s a SOFTIE TO THE CORE
He’s a shy guy but if you crack his shell he RANTS SO MUCH ITS ANNOYING
He’s a big fan of mcyt and accidentally mentions it while talking to a poor bread boy in 1675 🥲✋ who turns out to be Luka-
Was the first to suspect that there were more time travelers cause he’s the only one with a brain cell
“Humble” aka hates everything about himself even though he’s the BEST
Give him praise or he will cry
Huge cry baby, might just be me projecting but like jabsnjsbshsja
Gets straight (pan) A’s in school 👌
Has curly brown hair that he dyes all the time and has to use impermanent dye so he can wash it out. He’s fillipino, he’s not really into the culture but loves the food. He’s a little overweight but still healthy.
Has the softest skin in the world like jesus
He wears lots of sweaters/hoodies/ anything bigger because he’s insecure about his weight 🥺 again projecting
This really just went straight from lore/ plot to baby didn’t it-
He plays animal crossing while chilling in the back of a horse drawn carriage in the 17’s
He’s pretty cautious about everything, not wanting to mess up history and all that.
But he’s legit created like fifthteen different time lines-
He’s like 19 the poor baby
Marshell
Marshell “Anger Issuse” Taylor
The reason he travels is because of his sister and brother. They died in 9/11 and worked making food there.
He often visits when the towers fell, thinking in his mind how he could save them. But he won’t risk it.
I’ve worked the least on him
People at his school used to always call him Marshmellow and when I tell you it pissed him the fuck off I MEAN IT
he’s muscular can and will beat you up
Fully capable of murder
Besides being a walking time bomb he’s pretty nice.
Sarcastic comments are his thing
Luka thought his DND alignment would be ��lawful evil” at first but legit broke when Marshell told him he though he was a good person in the sweetest tone-
He DEFINITELY fell for the others first
He notices little things, and he has a whole list in his head of little things that Luka and Wilbur do that he loves
He likes the inbetween.
Was held back in fourth grade and called stupid for it.
20
When they all get together romantically the ages are - Luka: 23 Wilbur: 21 Marshell: 22
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evwuniverse · 5 years ago
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Animal Crossing New Horizons Beginner Review
Animal Crossing has been around since April 14, 2001, with its first release from the franchise for the Nintendo GameCube. Since then Nintendo has built a loyal fan-based community of individuals who’ve fallen in love with the game. Trying to be non-biased in this review (I’ll try my best!) I’m going to explain the positives and negatives of the recently released Animal Crossing game called Animal Crossing New Horizons which came out March 20, 2020. Every part of the review will be broken up into sections so you can read specifically the part you’re looking for. This is going to be a very long and extensive review covering hopefully everything you need to know about the game and whether or not you should obtain it if you haven’t already.
Animal Crossing Timeline (all of the games from 2001-2020):
2001 - Animal Crossing
Console = Nintendo GameCube
2005 - Animal Crossing: Wild World
Console = Nintendo DS
2008 - Animal Crossing: City Folk
Console = Nintendo Wii
2012 - Animal Crossing: New Leaf
Console = Nintendo 3DS
2020 - Animal Crossing: New Horizons
Console = Nintendo Switch
Who is Animal Crossing For?
The rating for Animal Crossing is for anyone 3+ and is family-friendly.
The point of the game is to build up an island filled with animals who are your neighbors which later on become your “best friends.” It falls under the category of social simulation. When you’re building up this utopian island you’ll notice it starting from the very beginning with lots of grassy areas, trees, weeds, and some flowers here and there. As you progress forward you get a town hall, market store, clothing store, and a museum. You’ll also, have other animals who want to move to your island so you’ll start to see more houses that you find the placing for in Animal Crossing New Horizons. This is something not yet seen in the Animal Crossing franchise. We were never able to choose where we could put an animal's house. They would just randomly build anywhere. This is a nice feature we’ve been given this time around!
Game Progression Shops and Lore of the Game:
Nook’s Cranny: The Market
During the progression of the game, the Nook’s Cranny ran by Timmy and Tommy two young raccoons that aren’t blood-related to Tom Nook. Both Timmy and Tommy are apprentices of Tom Nook’s Tom Nook considers himself more of a mentor or teacher. He is known for wanting to teach others good economic principles to help them from suffering financially in the future and making the same mistakes he had made. Their names were revealed in Animal Crossing New Leaf and this time around they’ve joined us as the shop owners of Nook’s Cranny in Animal Crossing New Horizons.
You’ll start with basically a wooden shack called Nook’s Cranny and with time you’ll slowly build up to an actual market store almost looking like a cute little town flower shop from the outside. This will continue to change during the progression of the game. However, to be honest I haven’t gotten far enough in the game yet to see the other changes that there supposedly are.
Dodo Airlines and Mystery Island Tours:
Airport Itself:
Dodo Airlines is a new part of Animal Crossing New Horizons this is a more organized way of being able to visit other friends and players islands. Before in other Animal Crossing games such as Animal Crossing New Leaf, you would go into a small building that was a train station. There would be a monkey that would grant you access to leave to other towns. Instead, they have an airport in New Horizons it’s run by two characters Dodo Orville and Dodo Wilbur. This is also where you can invite others to visit your town. From here they’ve added new things such as Mystery Tours which you’re able to take by using a Nook Miles Ticket. This will take you to a random island that contains bug, fish, items, and other resources that may not be accessible on your island. Some islands have special trees such as bamboo, foreign fruit trees, and rare flowers, The foreign fruit trees will always be the same foreign fruit.
I’ll be honest from my experience every time I’ve used a Nook Miles ticket to do the Mystery Island tours I’ve yet to come across an island with resources I didn’t already have on my starter island. For example, the fruit I started with was apples. I’ve only had Mystery islands with Apples and Peaches so far. I currently have both fruits so I only obtain those fruits on the Mystery Island tours to sell them for a small amount of money on my island. So just know it will be possible if you’re anything like me that you’ll keep getting islands with non-special properties. Or maybe I’m just unlucky?
Harv’s Island:
Another thing that’s unlocked at the airport is at a certain point in the game you’ll have access to travel to a place called Harv’s Is; and which is new and specific to only Animal Crossing New Horizons. This is also shortly termed as phototopia and is a photo studio you can go to and take pictures with the animals in your town. Set up rooms the way YOU want them with PROPS, have as many characters as you would like in the photo, and take photos with character summoned via amiibo figurines which are store-bought action figures if collecting those are your style.
Post Office:
Dodo airlines though it is an airport it doubles as the post office. Back in past Animal Crossing games in the franchise, there was its own separate post office you could go too. Now everything is contained in one place which honestly I find nice. Only because I feel it takes up fewer buildings on the island and more room to make your island your own. Doubling as the post office you’re able to send your postcards and letters via a card stand in the airport. When the card stand is accessed via your character the player can choose between multiple designs for their letters. Some of the letters will be marked with “Limited Availability” these are cards that are only available for purchase until the dates that are listed on the card. Sending a letter costs 200 bells and they’re able to be sent to a current resident of the player’s island, your future self, or a player from another town who is on their “best friends” list via the online service on your new Nook phone (which will be discussed later in this review).
Dodo Codes:
Previously in other Animal Crossing versions, you only had the option to invite or go to an island. However, now there’s an added safety precaution if the players want to use it in New Horizons. This option is called Dodo codes. These codes are five-character passwords that allow the players to visit your island or someone else's island even without having to be friends on the Nintendo Switch. The number of characters that can be on a single island has doubled since previous games in the franchise from four to eight people on an island at any given time.
Multiplayer Access and Rules:
A few things that have changed from previous versions of Animal Crossing:
If you go to another person island and you’re not a “best friend” on their island you’ll be unable to use tools such as shovels, axes, watering cans, fishing rods, and nets.
You’re able to move objects inside of your house even if other players are inside the house with you.
Actions that can’t be performed with an open airport gate:
Buying items via Nook Shopping (via Nook stop or the App)
Changing a design pattern
Inviting an animal to your Campsite via Amiibo
Using Island Designer
Visiting another island (Including Mystery Tours and Harv’s Island)
Sending a card via the card stand at the airport
Actions that cannot be performed with visitors on the island:
Picking up, placing or moving any outdoor furniture
Placing (but not removing) fences
Picking up, placing or moving furniture inside your house (unless all visitors are outside the home)
Using the overview mode for designing your house
Donating items to the museum or having fossils assessed
Wisp will refuse to accept collected spirit pieces (something you’ll find out about later on in your gameplay)
Tom Nook and Isabelle don’t provide any services
Island residents don’t accept gifts
Hitting rocks (without eating fruit) doesn’t provide any resources
Balloons won’t appear to use a slingshot on
Misc gameplay changed with visitors on the island:
Fishbait doesn’t work but is consumed
Wasps, scorpions, and tarantulas don’t spawn
K.K. Slider concerts have the music sent by mail the next day rather than in pockets
There is no entry fee for the Fishing Tourney and other rule changes.
As you can see the airport is the main hub for everything you do multiplayer related. This is pretty much the new hub in your game, yes you can consider the Town Hall as your main hub. But only when it comes to single-player actions. Which now brings me to the Town Hall.
Town Hall (AKA Residential Services):
Town Hall is a little bit different then what it was in past versions of the game... It’s gotten a facelift to catch up with the other advancements that have been added. You’ll quickly learn that Residential Services is the most important aspect of building on your island. This is where you’ll learn all of the basics when it comes to crafting in the game and deciding where you build features such as bridges around your island. Most bridges ahead of time cost you 168,000 bells so keep saving those bells and don’t spend them all of the time. You’ll thank me later on in the progression of the game if you decide to buy it. As you develop your island, the services inside and the exterior of the building will change. You’ll start with a tent for the Residential Services which will later become a grand beautiful Town Hall in the middle of your town with cobblestone right out front of it.
What you can do at Residential Services:
DIY workbench to craft new items
Nook stop which is the Island ATM (this is your bank, shopping catalog like sears, and the Nook Miles shop all in one)
Recycling box (you can pick up these items and either sell them or keep them for yourself I’ve gotten materials when I was low and some nice furniture from it)
Tom Nook and the services he provides, an example is paying off your loan, expanding your home, building bridges and inclines, terraforming, moving buildings, and so much more.
The Residential Services building is open 24 hours a day seven days a week. To unlock Isabelle which yes she is in this game which was super exciting for me when I started playing it. She provides information and services to better improve your island and the characters who live on it. Some of the services she performs are as followed:
Island evaluations (as if your real-life work evaluations weren’t enough for ya!)
Changing the island tune
Changing the island flag
The ability to change certain aspects, such as the catchphrase of a villager. (which I have yet to experience but have heard about this feature)
When you upgrade your Residential Services to Town Hall after a few days of playing the game a lot of characters will come to visit your towns such as Label, Redd, Leif, and the skunk who sells the shoes from Kick’s shoe store. They have small little stands in the cobblestone square right in front of the Town Hall. But keep in mind they only come on specific days during the week.
Blather’s Museum:
Yes, I called it Blather’s Museum instead of just Museum just saying the museum is soooo boring! This is where everything you collect such as fossils, fish, bugs, and now artwork go. You’re able to make donations to the museum and visit whenever you would like. At the time of typing this post, it is National Museum week. From May 18th- May 31st there is a stamp collection event at your Museum. You have to play the game to get the Museum on your island. This is also an unlockable place but not hard to obtain just by playing the game you’re able to obtain it rather quickly.
Able Sisters Clothing Store:
This is another place you unlock after unlocking the Town Hall in the middle of your island. Who could forget the able sister's store? the main place for character customization! and let me tell you the clothes so far in New Horizons are worth the game itself. There are so many cute outfits I’ve bought so many and wasted so many bells on clothes I can’t even tell you how much was bought on impulse. This store will be a money sucker in New Horizons. This is unlocked after one of the able sisters visits your island with her tiny kiosk in front of Town Hall. It takes a few days to unlock but it’s easy to do so once you unlock the able sisters you gain more in-game features., One of these features is the return of pattern design and custom content designs. This can also be done via your Nook phone.
Some background information about the Able Sisters clothing shop. The shop is owned and ran by two sisters Sable and Mable otherwise known as the able sisters. The store was run and owned by their parents before they had inherited it after their parents had suffered a fatal sewing accident. Sable inherited the store and also takes care of her younger sister Mabel.
Designs:
Let’s talk about Designs! after unlocking the Able Sisters clothing store in New Horizons you’ll have access to the design kiosk which can be accessed via the Able Sisters store. Designs are player-created patterns that allow the player to create customizable objects that best suit their needs in the game. This can be clothing, headgear, umbrellas, paintings, wallpaper, flooring, and outside paths and landscaping.
PRO Designs:
A PRO design is considered to be a more advanced design. Unlike regular designs, the PRO designs have the pattern on the reverse and obverse on the clothing which means the player can customize the front, back, and each sleeve. PRO designs take up one pattern slot and just like normal patterns can be displayed and used through the Able Sisters store.
Sharing Designs:
When the player first uses the Custom Designs Kiosk in the back of the Able Sisters store once the store is unlocked. They’re assigned a creator code, which can be shared and used by other players to find all of the code owner’s designs. Individual designs are also assigned a unique code when posted. Using this feature requires you to have an active Nintendo Online subscription which is one of the cheapest subscriptions I’ve ever paid for a video game console subscription to use multiplayer features in games. Highly recommend buying if you haven’t already.
Currently from what I’m aware of these are all of the shops you unlock early in the game. I’m sure there are more but as I continue to play I’ll continue to update this post for everyone to keep the data relevant.
Crafting:
In New Horizons they’ve introduced a new game-specific modification. Crafting! this is so different, new, and yet exciting for an Animal Crossing game and this is the first time something like this has ever been seen in the franchise. Crafting in the game can be used to make tools, furniture, and other various items in the game. Crafting is done through DIY Recipes. Your island has a huge flow of natural resources to craft with that can be used to make tools consistently. Trust me you’ll be crafting tools way more than anything else. In this game, your tools get worn out a break after a while of use except for the vaulting pole that has yet to break for me since I’ve made it. This is a nice sense of false security since all of my other tools break consistently. Below are the steps for crafting as explained by the official Animal Crossing New Horizons website.
Lean DIY Recipes: Learn recipes as you go about your day and participate in island activities to obtain them. One way I’ve obtained them through my island is they wash up in little jars with a message. You can get once a day by this.
Gather Materials: The island is abundant in resources such as tree branches, stones, and even weeds.
Visit Tom Nook’s Workbench: With the right materials you need to complete a recipe you just bring them to the workbench click the item you want to make and you’re on your merry way.
And you saw it here folks! it’s as easy as 1,2,3 it’s not super complicated and gives you something to do if you start getting bored in the game. You can obtain crafting resources on Mystery Island Tours as well so clear out those islands of their resources and stock them away for a rainy day.
Overall Conclusion:
Overall, Animal Crossing New Horizons brings to the table something for everyone to enjoy. From crafting, to decorating, relaxing, and talking to your friendly neighborhood animals it’s hard to get bored on the island unless you have completed everything in the one full cycle of a day on your game. Gathering resources takes me about 3 hours to get wood and branches from all of the trees. That’s just one round of shaking trees for branches I’ve notices on my own that the branches respawn so if you wanted you could do that all day long. The crafting is a nice change and adds some challenge to the game. Also, being able to decorate and place items anywhere you please on your island is so. nice when it comes to customization it almost turns this game into an open world creative sandbox. This is something I love in my experience playing. Do I think it’s worth it in my personal opinion? yes and no I think it’s worth trying out and you get a lot of hours of gameplay per day. However, the reason I say no is because based on an opinion if your not someone into a go with the flow not following a full storyline game and want more of an up paced environment this probably won’t be the game for you. If you’re looking for something relaxing that’s a great time waster go for it!
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thatrandomhomosexualfan · 3 years ago
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:)
Day 4- :)
10/5/21
***
Ranboo has decided to stay awake. It’s a better option than sleeping. 
He quietly pushes the covers off his lean body, trying not to disturb Tubbo. He walks down the long and dark hallways of their mansion until he finds Michael’s room. He slowly opens the door to find his son soundly asleep cuddling one of his stuffed animals. Ranboo smiles. He loves his son.
He walks out of Michael’s room and journeys downstairs to grab his coat. It’s snowing after all.
Ranboo leaves the _Beloved mansion. He walks through the soft snow. It falls on him like cold glitter, barely noticeable on the white side of his hair but sticking out like a sore thumb on the black side. His hair is weird like that.
As he walks through the snow, Ranboo thinks about where he’s going to go. Maybe Phil’s. His home has that welcoming and friendly feeling. Or Niki’s. She is kind and heartwarming. Or Techno’s. He is funny and his home has so many distractions. So many distractions. Ranboo has good friends.
But that wouldn’t do. 
He needs wants to be alone.
As Ranboo walks through the snow (it’s getting thicker), he thinks about the recent nightmares. He can’t remember it all. Of course he can’t. He is Ranboo.
He does remember seeing flashes of Dream in the nightmares. His iconic green hoodie and expressionless mask hiding an evil grin behind it. He also remembers flashes of the memory books. Even the fourth. He also sees the prison and the lessons. Also this shadow of a building. And a-
:)
(The snow’s really thick right now)
***
Ranboo decided to go back to his house. It’s a more logical option than to keep mining.
Ranboo was strolling through the Nether as he could start to see the hazy lines of the portal that leads to the Arctic Commune. He hauls the heavy amounts of gold and quartz with him as he goes through to the Overworld. Ranboo prefers the Overworld. Way less scarier.
Ranboo trudges through the snow while fidgeting with a gold piece. He is thinking about giving it to Techno. Techno loves gold. The snow is so thick right now.
Ranboo is sleep-deprived. Ranboo thinks he’s sleep deprived.
As he walks by, he notices how many enderman are here. They will probably start showing up more in Las Nevadas if the Council has been keeping its promise. Ranboo wonders if he should tell the Council to stop following Wilbur. Wilbur’s cool.
A fine layer of snow starts to cover Ranboo and the precious metals. As he walks back to his house. He doesn’t know why he’s walking. He could just use his trident. He lost his trident when he blacked out last night.
Halfway to his house, Ranboo decides to give the piece of gold to Technoblade. He knows Techno will love it. Ranboo grabs a small knife out and absentmindedly carves a shape into it. He doesn’t know what he’s carving. But Ranboo loves surprises. Ranboo hates surprises. 
The snow is very thick these days. Probably left over from the blizzard. 
Ranboo starts to see the top of Phil and Techno’s house as his hand stops moving. He guessed he must be done. Ranboo looks down to see what amazing thing he carved for Techno. A crown, a potato, a pig, a snowflake, a-
:)
(The snow is getting thicker. And heavier too.)
***
Ranboo has decided to go to Techno’s house. It’s a great way to spend one’s day.
The snow is up to his knees now. He thinks another blizzard is coming. This would be the second one this month. That would be inconvenient.
As he makes his way up the steps, Ranboo looks at how soaked his pants are. Good thing nothing got on his skin. Ranboo brushes snowflakes off his shoulders as he knocks on Techno’s door. Snowflakes keep falling on him. 
After a few seconds of waiting, the door swings open and Techno is staring at him. Techno looks like he just woke up. His pink hair is in a very messy bun and his glasses are askew. He’s wearing a blue shirt and sweatpants. Techno looks tired.
“Looks like you just woke up,” Ranboo noted.
“Wasn’t expectin’ anyone,” Techno replied.
Ranboo walked in. Techno’s house hasn’t changed much since he was last here. Ranboo's eyes went to Techno’s knick knack shelves. Everything was the same. The same old cluster that was always there. Except there was a new knick knack. Ranboo’s piece of gold that he was fidgeting with yesterday was sitting calmly on one of the shelves. Except there was an unnatural crevice of the gold. It looks like someone(cross out one)thing had taken out a chunk of it. It was odd.
Funny. Ranboo didn’t remember ever giving Techno this.
“So,” Techno started. Ranboo could feel him fishing for conversation starters. “Phil told me you’ve been hangin’ out with Wil recently.”
“Yeah.”
` “How’s that goin’ for you?”
“Actually pretty good.”
“Hmm,” Techno was pondering this. Techno and Niki never really talk about their time in Pogtopia so Ranboo didn’t know how well Techno and Wilbur knew each other. 
“How has not being in prison been for you?” Ranboo was trying to keep this conversation going. He didn’t really know why he was here.
“I like it better than being in prison. But I still wonder how Dream is sometimes.”
“Oh.”
“Yeah.”
Ranboo stole a glance at the window and realized that the snowfall was very heavy now. 
“I better get home before I’m stuck here. That would not be fun,” Ranboo says as he starts walking to the door. “Thanks for having me. Bye!”
“Bye Ranboo. Don’t get caught up in the storm,” Techno says as Ranboo closes the door. 
The snow is coming down hard. In no time, it will be up to his waist. It is also very thick. So thick. Ranboo struggles to walk in it. He hates this.
When he finally gets home, Ranboo decides to write about the gold in his memory book. He opens the book to the last thing he wrote. There was a small drawing of a burger and lists of plans for the Wilburger Ranvan. Ranboo flips the page and well…
It seems like someone has already written on this page. One thing. A-
:)
(There’s a blizzard now.)
***
basically you remember that one scene where dream tells sapnap to tell ranboo :) and when he does ranboo goes into his enderwalk state
i thought it was cool
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griavian · 4 years ago
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after technoblade gets trapped with dream in pandora's vault, he finds out what really happened to tommy during exile. he is angry to say the least.
warnings: descriptive fighting, descriptive gore -ish, blood, and manipulation. stay safe <3
tag list: @grandplaidrascalpurse
@skinnish helped me a LOT with this
“So… what do you do around here?”
Techno watched from across the cell as Dream, or rather the shell of Dream, shot a glare at him through the shaggy, greasy locks of hair. Techno noticed it had grown a lot since their last encounter. It used to be styled incredibly short, just leaving a couple of inches on the top and the sides shaved. Techno remembered watching Sapnap go at it with a razor many months before, even though there was barely anything to cut.
“Long hair fucking sucks. No offense,” Dream had said, eyes closed. No offense was taken, but Techno still found it bizarre.
Dream, the guy who hated long hair and was ballsy enough to indirectly insult Techno’s own, was now cowering on the floor, hiding behind shoulder-length locks. It was truly pitiful.
Techno sighs and takes an extra rubber band off of his wrist. He usually used it for emergency purposes, but decided it was the best option. He needed to stay on Dream’s good side, so he throws the elastic towards the other man, who jumps at the mere sound of it hitting the floor. Glassy, green eyes stare at Techno, as if they were asking for permission.
“Dream. Just take it. You look miserable.” With that, Dream scoffs and picks up the rubber band and ties his hair back tightly, only leaving one strand of short hair loose against his face. Oh, his face. Techno had been both an ally and enemy of Dream for many, many years. He’s seen him with claw marks on his side, bullet rounds stuck in his shoulders, and he always came out on top with a smile on his face. Techno’s never seen Dream this messed up.
A prominent line, his oldest scar and formally the only one on his face, was still drawn up from the right side of his jawline all the way up to the left side of his hairline, but now there were tens of little scratches and blemishes. Some were clearly older than others, healing and sporting a layer of crusted blood, but a lot were definitely recent. A small slit on his left cheek was most likely the newest. There wasn’t any blood coming out of the wound, but Techno could see the residue of an attempt to wipe it away. It was a wonder how most of them looked uninfected.
Techno hummed, then witnessed a small, genuine grin form on Dream’s face.
It had been hours at this point since Techno found himself trapped in Pandora’s Vault. He retreated out of his robe a long time ago, leaving him in his white button-up. He was definitely glad he came with his hair tied back in a bun. Techno thought he could bare the hot conditions like he always did, maybe even find comfort in it, but he had stayed with Phil in the cold for far too long. His Piglin descent was no longer useful to him.
Identifying the changes in Dream kept him occupied. He noticed his body language was no longer confident and cocky. It was instead replaced with agitation and something that resembled boredom. Techno also noted the fact that there weren’t any visible burns or huge gashes. Quackity and Sam didn’t want to do any serious damage to Dream, just enough to keep him compliant and able.
��Can you quit staring at me?” Dream asks, finally making eye contact with Techno. His eyes were distant, grayer. A bit bloodshot and tired. His voice was hoarse, either from yelling or dehydration. Probably both. The dialect was somewhat the same, but his words were shaky. At least he sounded annoyed, he wasn’t going to be that useless.
Nevertheless, Techno looks away.
“Tell me, Dream,” Techno starts, now laying down on his back and looking up at the ceiling, studying the cracks and corners. “How are we going to break out of here just by sitting 10 feet apart, not talking?”
A period of silence lasts for a good minute. Techno almost thinks Dream keeled over and died, but hears a mumble.
“Fine.”
And so they sit there, cross-legged and five feet away from one another. Dream explains that while Sam can see them conversing from a hidden camera, he can’t hear them speak. So, Techno starts asking questions.
“Bad’s come by a few times. My mom and brother won’t even write to me.” Techno wants to tell him that he doesn’t want to hear Dream’s whole life story, but let's him continue.
“Ponk, Sapnap, Ranboo.” He’s counting on his fingers now, looking puzzled as if he was missing one. Suddenly, his eyes widen and perks up like he’d just found gold. “Tommy!”
The hairs on Techno’s arms stick up as Tommy’s name is spoken. Phil’s told him about what Dream did to the poor kid in jail, but has never gotten to know why. He knew Dream was crazy, evil, all negative connotations in the dictionary, but teasing a kid with death was low, even for Dream.
Nonchalantly, Techno says, “How about you tell me about Tommy?”
And Dream chuckles maniacally. “Tommy? You want to hear about Tommy? God, what do you want to know?”
“Well,” Techno pauses, trying to form his words carefully, “Why’d you kill him just to… bring him back? I mean, it seems like a waste of energy.”
Dream’s face goes stone cold after that. His mouth presses into a thin line and his posture sits stiff. Touchy subject, Techno presumes.
“Deserved it. Needed to be humbled.” Dream starts fiddling with his hands.
Tommy never spoke about his exile, no matter how many times Techno asked. At the sole mention of Dream, even if it was a joking matter, Tommy would shut his eyes and stop in his tracks. Techno didn’t want to admit it, but he worried about Tommy. He watched him grow up from a little toddler throwing tantrums at Phil to fighting and winning wars. Him, Wilbur, and Phil were the only family Techno had. Even if Tommy betrayed him, he still saw him as his little brother.
“What happened in exile?” Techno pushed. He knows he shouldn’t. He knows he should just leave it alone and not let himself know, but he can’t.
Dream inhales slowly and breathes out. “Well, I couldn’t just let him get away with burning George’s house, could I? He was a fucking menace to society, so in exile, I just tried to bring him down a few notches. I let him start fresh, starting by stripping him of the things he owned. Greed influenced Tommy, it made him angry, and nasty. I allowed him to become someone new, Techno. What I did in exile, really, was give Tommy and the people around him a better life.”
Technoblade, though rumored to be one of the two wisest men within a 1000 mile radius, was confused. Part of him felt as though he could understand where Dream was coming from, but the other half knew that something was wrong. He had seen Tommy’s bagged eyes from sleepless nights and the way he flinched whenever Techno shut a cabinet even a bit too loud for his liking. He had seen the change, and he wasn’t happy about it. Anger brewed in the pit of his stomach, though he wasn’t sure who to direct it towards.
As he felt his hand grow warmer, he looked down. Unconsciously, he had been driving his long nails into the thick skin of his own palm. Blood was dripping down from the crescent shaped puncture wounds. He glanced up quickly to make sure his roommate hadn’t noticed, only to find Dream looking at the floor, an arrogant smile on his face once again.
"Sadly,” Dream sighs. “It didn’t work. You can only keep an animal encased for so long before it escapes, or it shrivels up and dies. Obviously, you know what happened. He ran to you, tail between his legs, and you actually took him in. What you didn’t realize is that, in doing that, you took away his chance to do better. I wasn’t finished yet. I could’ve made something of him, he could’ve been just like me. My soldier, Tommy. My friend, Tommy. Now, he hates me. Hates me after all I have done for him. He thought he was better than me, and karma just caught up with him. When he got trapped with me, I thought, ‘what’s a better way to humble him than to kill him?’ I hate that I had to do that to him, really. I never wanted to, but I had to. You understand what that’s like, don’t you, Technoblade?” Dream said, emphasizing “blade” a bit too much. He continued before the other man had a chance to speak, “You know what it’s like to teach people lessons. Your brother is and has always been out of control. You know this. That’s why it surprised me so much that you helped him evade me. I’m not one to dwell on the past, though.”
Technoblade was aggravated now. He knew Tommy better than most, and Tommy’s never been like the way Dream described. Sure, he was unruly, chaotic, and sometimes took a few more days than he should’ve without showering, but he was not a bad kid.
“Dream, I think that’s-“ He was cut off once again.
“Tommy tried to kill me. That was when I knew that he was the one meant to be locked up, not me. I knew how to revive him, and he,” he trailed off before continuing, “He just wanted me gone. He’s a psychopath. He takes whatever he pleases and will give you nothing in return. That is what makes him worse than me, and what makes him worse than you.”
Techno gave a sharp glance to Dream, warning him.
“He used you. He made you into a weapon when you were supposed to be his family! It’s pathetic that you care what happened in exile. You should understand better than anyone why I had to do the things I did! You know you would’ve killed him too, if you were me!”
Techno rose to his feet, his vision blurring.
“I am nothing like you! I would never do the things you did. You talk about Tommy like he’s worthless, but he’s not.” Dream also takes a stand, with Techno still towering over him. “You are the worthless one, Dream.”
Techno leans forward, jabbing him in the chest to punctuate each of his words. ”You. Are. Worthless.”
Eye to eye and mere inches apart, Dream smirks up. “You act like we’re so different, but here we are, cooped up in the same cell.”
Techno swung his fist, hitting Dream directly across his jaw. It forced Dream down to the cold, rough ground instantly. The prisoner curled inside himself and hid his face.
“Look at me!” Techno yelled, seething with his eyebrows furrowed and Dream immediately stared back up, more hair falling from its secured band. Techno grabbed him by his prisoner outfit and made him stand up before harshly pressing him against the wall. “Now you listen to me, because I’m only going to say this once.” He can see Dream gulp as a bead of sweat rolls down his temple.
“You are a pathetic nobody that lost it all. If you even think about talking about Tommy like that,” he paused and slammed him against the wall once more, “Ever again, I promise to make sure your death will be long and painful. You’ll be torn apart bit by bit until you look like the piece of nothing you are, and I’ll be there, front and center, watching, so the last thing you see when you die is my face. And you know I don’t like to break promises, Dream.”
Dream’s breath was stuttering and his eyes darted back and forth between the barrier of lava and Techno’s piercing eyes. He nods.
Techno’s voice softens a little bit, but the bite is still there. “You used to be something, Dream. Now, you can’t even hit me back. Worthless.”
Techno drops the other, who starts a fit of coughing. He walks back to the other side of the cell and sits against the wall. He tried his best to keep his focus on his own breathing in order to prevent things becoming more violent. He could hear gasps and hacking and Techno almost, almost felt bad for him, but heard Tommy’s laugh in the back of his mind.
It was worth it.
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