#this is absolute gold

[clownsuu]

God I love the insane amounts of d r i p Stanley just casually wears

[tipsywench]

This wonderful fan account on instagram Imane_Khalif_10 has been translating interviews and this is the funniest one so far (edit: apparently she's deleted her account or switched to a different name)

Imane Khelif, patron goddess of punching the shit out of bullies

[pinkedify]

absolute territory

[blocked-zombieartist]

OH HO HOOOOO THIS IS SO DELECTABLE

Fuck this needs to be a flag or something, good GOD

[cookiesandbiscuits]

I fucking can't with this fandom 😆

I checked the tag "malleus draconia" to see more about the update with him and Idia, and the first two posts were these memes

I wanna laugh so hard rn but my fam's already asleep.

Meme credits to @masa-yoshi-dan and @someonefromthemess, respectively.

Go reblog their original posts instead of this.

First meme Second meme

[allovesthings]

I'm starting a Discowing defense squad.

[remy--hadley]

Sometimes I wish we got a little more insight into what hospital thought about hilson. They were walking around the hallways in front of everyone saying shit like "I am in charge of our RELATIONSHIP", "If you looked at me with those flashy little eyes before I was involved", " Why not date you?", "We're a couple" etc. Wilson literally recited a poem about house infront of others with lines " His stubbled jaw;Everything about him leaves me raw". They always leave together, sometimes come together, always have lunch together(and wilson always pays for it) and most times in the middle of the day house just randomly walks into his office, closes the door, gets out with a grin 10 mins later like he conquered the world.

So what did the hospital think? Did everyone just think they had a weird friendship? Did most people already assume they were a couple? Were there any betting pool on how long will it take for them to get together? How much did cuddy contribute to the rumour mill by simpy referring to Wilson as House's "boyfriend"to nurses ? I NEED TO KNOW ALL THIS.

[askfordoodles]

"Young man, you cut that tsundere bullshit, I know what you're doing, I wasn't born yesterday." - Secret Brat Tamer Volkarin

[itslilacokay]

new group activity: period cramp transferring (based off convo with @cyanvalour)

[helmip]

✨🌟star light, star bright🌠✨

[myhotplaythingsreblogs4]

[call-me-strega]

Okay a couple of additions:

First: Do you think as the kids get older they’ll age out of the gang or just start a new division?

Like is there a street kid to Goonion pipeline? Do the join Red Hood’s gang proper? Do the find a way out of the Alley?

I think they start the new division based off Agent A:

The newly adult members become the provider division. They act as fill-ins if you need a chaperone, someone to fill in at a parent teacher conference, need someone to purchase something you can't get on your own, etc. Some of them get legit jobs to bring in extra income for the younger members (you can only get so much money off muggers and gangsters). A few pursue higher education so they can get jobs that will help them give back to the Alley. One or two are ambitious enough to try to go into politics. Many remain in the Alley to help out their OG divisions and act more as secondary members of the provider division.

Second:

Looking back, there should totally be a tech division in-charge of making/fixing tech. They fix electronics (laptops, phones, tablets, etc.) that have been thrown out and distributing it to the others. They are also in charge of rigging their toy weapons to be functional (e.g. making a nerf gun capable of shooting rotten fruit or stones or smth; filling nerf guns with lemon juice to give ppl acid burns; making a nun-chucks out of cut up jump rope and toy wands). They would perhaps be named after Lucius Fox? The lieutenant could be Magpie and it could be called the Corvid division? The Scavenger division maybe? Does anyone have a better idea?

Last point:

Does the street kid gang have an official gang name. Are the just called the kids' gang or what?

Here are a few names I'd like to throw out for the official gang name:

Mini Hood's Gang

Street Kidz

Street Ratz

RatFam (play on street rats and batfam)

The Children's Mafia

Alley Brats

The street kids of Gotham were acting off. Which wasn't saying much considering they were always acting suspicious but for the last few weeks the kids had been acting different somehow. They were a little too organized. Jason finally decided to look into it and found that the street kids really had organized under one leader. Which was concerning to say the least. Jason figured their leader was some asshole who was about to forfeit his rights to knee caps but instead he found it was some spooky teen from out of town. It was still suspicious but he figured as long as the kid wasn't causing any trouble he'd leave things be. For now.

[tehcherrya]

For those of you who never knew as it's a detail one can easily miss (especially depending on which aspect ratio you're viewing in) but a lovely detail at that: Pippin was in the hobbit band in the background!

He's the one playing the banjolele!

These shots I have of the scenes where he is most visible are from the Fullscreen edition (A DvD I own and often watch for the different viewing experience). I believe in the Widescreen edition their heads are cut off by the aspect ratio-- so it's easy to miss!

And for those of you who haven't put it together already, yes! That is our beloved Merry standing next to him as they both watch Frodo dance.

Mind you, Merry is not in the band. A few scenes prior he was actually along the precession line of bringing in Bilbo's Birthday cake. He probably came up to the platform to talk to Pippin, give him a mug of something to drink and inevitably snatch him away for some mischief. Because after this brief scene, Pippin is then absent from the stage-- he and Merry are going to go swipe some fireworks!

[golden-lovers]

[seraf-mina]

how is no one commenting on "CRAWLEY IS SUSPISHUS! I DONT TRUST HIM! HIS HAIR IS BAD!"

The fact that hell’s directory of angels tells any demon who has had any interactions with Aziraphale to immediately report to Crowley is such a funny detail. They really have been playing the long game.

[grooviestguru]

'hey Pinocchio. time to run. this one's for you' is an ICONIC line and i don't think about it nearly enough