#this is about zooey deschanel

[noburden]

does anybody else think it’s weird when celebs use themselves as memes like do you even see yourself as a real person ?

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#Prove It & Indeed They Did

[michaun]

10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU (1999) EULOGY (2004)

[mermaidinthecity]

By/For Unknown - 2005

[bandomfandombeyond]

u said u thought warehouse 13 was bad but watched all of it anyway. was this like. you recognize it's syfy quality bad and super cheesy but still liked and watched it, or?

just curious as someone who has watched recently.

it wasn't at all that it was cheesy (I love cheese) but mostly my deciding factor is like. It perfectly embodies the start of the girl boss era of misogynistic copaganda -- because if the cop committing extra judicial crimes against you and stealing ur shit (but it's justified to save you 🙄) is a badass woman, that's a win, right?

I just don't like the dynamic between the leads -- he's a slacker, she's type A, and she drags him into success because that's all women in any field are good for, right? making a man do the job he's getting paid more than her for? and then she somehow falls in love with him while parenting his ass? I liked it as a kid because I was the type A girl but like. damn send that man to therapy don't give him a woman to drag down with his mediocrity.

Artie is fine but he's like. a C or D tier mysterious old man. he's too grumpy, I like my old men full of bonhomie.

I love Claudia but that's because I love the actress, she was in Drake & Josh. Also I might have seen an episode or 2 of her ABC Family (Freeform) show, Stitchers? She also makes music !!

anyway if you want a show with the same premise only ~magic~ instead of sci-fi and only 1 cop involved, try out The Librarians, they're getting rebooted soon and it was written by the same people who did Leverage. Almost all of the Leverage cast shows up at one point because they were both filmed at the same time in Seattle.

[leelaihardly]

[mister-eames]

Happy New Years everyone!!!

[stardustviolet]

Zooey Deschanel playing Bisexual and/or Pansexual characters *chef’s kiss*

[lightyaoigami]

now that i can unclench from not being laid off, how should i get my hair cut next week. please discuss. i have no ideas or creativity whatsoever. my hair is black & wavy and i need to draw attention away from my nose which is Too Big.

[novampiresremain]

Zooey Deschanel has a voice god damn

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

I forgot that happened. So I was like, oh, it's the end of the episode and it's all done. And then all of a sudden, I was like, whoa, what's happening? And you know, because you can feel the building of the music, and when she gets in the elevator right when he hears the story about like the fireman just like took her and it was like hot and sexy. How he just goes and you see the hand come in the elevator. I was like Liz! Everyone was... Oh my gosh, it was so awesome. -Hannah

[castrovulcant]

[Image description: a reply that says, "Madonna's still alive???" /end image description]

Who wants to hear a story about how stupid I am

[sativaonsaturn]

how i spot the signs

based on risings and sun

♈︎ aries:

scars on the face/ head

freckles

very direct way of speaking; yk what they’re saying the first time they say it. don’t usually have to repeat themselves

sometimes redheaded or dyed red

natural leaders, even if they’re not the leader they tend to naturally command respect

also naturally loud speakers; not obnoxious but you can definitely hear them

usually very friendly if not approachable too

♉︎ taurus:

the women are ALWAYS pretty!! very conventionally attractive faces (venus)

what you see is what you get

usually know exactly what hairstyles/ makeup complement them

voices tend to be flat/ monotone

tend to lean towards earth tones and often even have an olive/ green undertone

♊︎ gemini:

very talkative 😭

men tend to be quite lanky but not very tall

love eccentric clothes/ accessories (ex: one earring, rainbow dyed hair, blonde eyebrows)

everyone knows them and they know everyone, tend to be quite approachable

they get bored quite easily. if you’re dating one, (not even considering venus) they’re likely to be really into you initially and seemingly dial it back out of nowhere or ghost completely 😭

♋︎ cancer:

big titties 😭 (esp rising)

tend to have round faces (moon)

tend to be a bit timid in new environments, talkative when they’re comfortable; cautious people

typically very warm people (sometimes literally), gives mom vibes fr

super funny naturally, true comedians even if they’re just saying what’s on their mind

i’ve noticed cancer artists make really raunchy songs (ex: Work It by Missy Elliot, Big Poppa by Biggie, Candy Shop by 50 Cent)

♌︎ leo:

noticeable hair (ex: big hair, long + healthy hair, unique curl pattern)

everyone knows them, may not know everyone

also natural leaders but tend to be a bit friendlier than aries (and typically more concerned w/ who likes them than aries)

love to laugh! always cracking jokes or finding a way to lighten the mood

command attention (good, bad, or both) immediately and w/out trying

♍︎ virgo:

usually look really focused or deep in thought

can also look far away when you first meet them especially if they’re virgo rising

can be quiet when you first meet them too; usually cause they’re reading the room before they speak

almond/ small eyes

usually have to wear glasses/ contacts

tend to wear earth tones

♎︎ libra:

men look like professors or authors, especially the octobers

september libras seem to loveeee pink

usually quite talkative but also typically read the room well, may even mirror it

tactful/ organized people, again especially octobers

typically love pretty, clean cut things. so clothes are ironed, delicate perfume, earrings always in, hair always done.

libra risings always look like libras 😭 very symmetrical faces, just look like they know a lot

♏︎ scorpio:

usually the hardest to guess

often in the know abt everyone w/out even asking

does someone seem like they’re openly themselves, knows everyone, big personality.. but you also get the feeling you don’t know them at all? probably a scorpio

tend to be the life of the party, definitely know how to have a good time

♐︎ sagittarius:

can be tall or short but the men almost always have very athletic builds

they know everyone and everyone knows of them

talking shit 24/7

tend to be confrontational and blunt people - will absolutely tell somebody like it is

likely a lot of rumors about them. like you may hear about them before you even meet them

very pronounced calves and/or hips

very noticeable/ distinct laugh and voice

tend to have big, bright smiles (ex: Miley Cyrus, Billie Eilish, Colman Domingo)

♑︎ capricorn:

very dry humor

always moving, if they’re not moving they mentally occupied

usually you hear they’ve been independent from an early age

adapt very well, can usually be whatever they need to be for the moment

the women are typically striking or have memorable features (ex: Dolly Parton, Zooey Deschanel, Ice Spice)

the men look strong minded and strong willed (ex: Denzel Washington, LL Cool J, Zayn Malik)

♒︎ aquarius:

often look very lost or in a daze

jokeskers

tend to say things to get a rise out of people but that’s not to say what they’re saying isn’t true; sometimes it’s the way they say it

can sometimes be the smartest in the room; they notice everything and forget nothing + very quick thinkers

women tend to be thick (ex: Megan Thee Stallion, Kenya Moore, Oprah, Uzo Aduba)

♓︎ pisces:

tend to be quite spiritual/ pious people but if not, equally as passionate abt not believing in like a higher power

women usually look ethereal either in dress or face (ex: Lupita Nyong’o, Rihanna, Dakota Fanning, Drew Barrymore)

can act a bit like God’s gift to the earth, especially the men

tend to be frugal and in turn usually very well off or at least comfortable

sativaonsaturn 🪐🍃

[newwavesylviaplath]

playlist recs (cuz i'm an influencer)

hiii! i was just thinking about how much i love making playlists but i have legitimately two irl friends and they don't give a shit abt my music taste so i wanted to make a cutesie little (kind of??) masterlist of all my fave playlists that ive made and like their general vibes <3

(p.s i'm super picky abt the songs i put in a playlist so they're all generally short)

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for my morute girlies; very blood in snow/dirt stained babydoll dresses/stuffed animals with big sharp teeth

you should've known, you should've guessed

for my borderline yandere bitches; very love quinn from you/obsessed teenage girl/follow him around like a lost puppy

crazy stalker gf

for my zooey deschanel wannabes; very owns a typewriter/semi vegan/is a wes anderson diehard

does eyes, collared dresses, etc.

for my girlbloggers; very sylvia plath quotes on tumblr/heart aches when you think about your mother at your age/"obviously doctor, you've never been a 13 year old girl"

woman moment

for my babes with suspected narcolepsy; very 'protecting your peace'/ten step face care routine/patchouli oil in the humidifier

bed time routine

for my coquette bitches; very listens to unreleased lana on a spotify podcast/wears an excessive amount of lace/giggles instead of laughs

sweet kinda gal

for anyone who cries over spilled milk; very scared of aging/birthday playlist from a few years back/wellbutrin zoloft combo

march sadness/old woman

for the ones with kathleen hanna vocal fry; very resting bitch face/riot grrrl adjacent/too cool for you/wears bright colours ironically

it girl wannabe

for people who can't wait until october; very apple cinnamon bath and body works/tate and violet season/leg warmers over top of doc martens

iced pumpkin foam chai latte

for people who can't wait until december; very glee christmas specials/cute fluffy earmuffs/buying advent calendars when they go on sale right after the 24th

gingerbread houses

for all of newwavesylviaplath nation; very much camryncore/songs i listen to while i blog/my personal faves

teenage girl playlist

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that's all! because i've been a bit of a flop recently i begged a bunch of people to let me tag them thanks yall: @fear-is-truth @cult-of-lambs @thebonesofwhatyoubelieve @dangeroustaintedflawed @yandereunsolved @taintandviolent @nahoyasboyfriend @elaine-in-the-membrane @slutforgarlogan @coentinim @bluerthanvelvet444 @briaroftheroses @am3ricanh0rrorwh0re @feefymo

[aphrodeiities]

interesting observation i've made, [also an observation i've made by consistencies in astrology but there's people who tried to shade me and say that consistencies is not involved in astrology when that is literally what astrology is about].

the observation is that whenever someone who is pale-skinned/white or just have coloured eyes; and they end up getting intense blue eyes, there is usually something plutonic/scorpio going on in their chart. [moon, sun and asc aspects important in this].

my MANY examples list

adriana lima has moon conj pluto and her sun trine pluto, ian somerhalder is a scorpio venus, scorpio dominant and pluto dominant and we have, katy perry is a scorpio sun, moon and ascendant, scorpio and pluto dominant.

anna speckhart the reason why i made this post, i saw a video of her and i was like she definitely has to be a scorpio placement and i searched and found out she's a scorpio sun and mars, scott van der sluis [love island], i remember him being either a scorpio venus/mars? and margot robbie is a scorpio moon, is scorpio dominant and pluto dominant.

angelina jolie has moon opposite pluto, jared leto has sun square pluto, pluto trine the ascendant and olivia wilde is a scorpio mars and scorpio dominant.

zooey deschanel is a scorpio dominant, wentworth miller has his sun aspecting pluto and taylor swift is a scorpio ascendant, scorpio dominant and pluto dominant.

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[21milespastblue]

LOL MEEEEE

I have mixed feelings for ittosara because from the one side, I do think that the ship's main appeal is one of the most not so woman friendly ones, the one where the strong woman has to babysit a man that is not mature enough as her and ittosara shippers have been extremely weird when it comes to lesbian pairings but from the other side, when it's written correctly, ittosara CAN be a pretty good ship that develops both itto and sara as characters, if the writer centers the relationship around Sara. Basically what I mean, if the fic is a Sara centric, in which Sara's personality feelings and ideology is explored and Itto is like her manic pixic bf, ittosara is good! if Ittosara is Sara babysitting Itto through incel - y type of writing, ittosara bad.