#this is a shitpost LMFAOOOO

[moe-broey]

(Attuned) Peony when I tell her I want to put pocky in a pencil sharpener just to see what happens:

Peony when the sharpened pocky flies into her chest:

[heatherchasesyou]

Queen never cry.

[von-leg]

That thing where ur dad walks w u while holding the back of ur neck

[dragonanon]

I feel like Satan, if his and his S/O were to get married, would not so subtly hold that over Lucifer's head

Like yeah sure, Lucifer rules hell, but at least Satan's marriage isn't on the rocks. Lucifer can rule hell all he wants, Satan can at least hold his own marriage together

Lucifer: “I am the king of Hell! Not you! YOU obey ME!”

Satan: “Lol at least MY wife didn’t divorce me and go MIA.”

Lucifer:

[peepeepoopoomonster69420]

OKAY LAST CAITVI MEME I SWEAR (im lying)

[realbeefman]

dr daddy issues famously wanting to fuck his dadboss house. and of course everybody is familiar with allison "i can fix him" cameron. but can we please please talk about little ms "took over my old boss's boss's job (being the one he'll lust and pant after like a slobbering dog)" mr king of repressed homoerotic tension eric foreman's Deal. what was going through that man's mind when he tried to fulfill the same role his former boss's girlfriend played. NONE of the og fellows are beating the "in love with house" allegations unfortunately

[ganemouchie]

Dragged @iconsumethesoulsofthedamned into malevolent

[funkin-news]

[amxthystiine]

Same scene lmfao

[venusimi]

Lucifer: Are you... high!?

Asmodeus: Am I what?

Lucifer: HIGH!

Asmodeus: Hello! <3

[computervampir]

dings drama im schwulen-paradies (oder so)

[dragonanon]

Also I think a lot of Satan's verdicts 100% depend on his S/O, at least with some, if not most cases

Like, sure, technically people get a vote

But the people know better than to vote against S/O. He's corrupt like that <3

Satan: What do you think, Wackus Bonkus?

S/O: Kill them.

Satan: Oooh, naughty Wackus Bonkus

Does not matter that the majority voted for no punishment, S/O wants blood, they get blood

Satan might be corrupt but hell has never been freer of corrupt politicians

YES

*court is evenly split on a verdict*

Satan: “Hmmm….What do you think, my Treasure?”

Me: *sitting up in my special little balcony, playing Ace Attorney on my Nintendo switch and sipping a boozey milkshake* 👎👎👎

Satan: DEATH IT IS!!

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

🐠🐠🐠

[teacupballerina]

Second Genesis

[cinnamons1999]

10 notes i will draw emanuel mpreg /MEGAJOKE (CLOSED. I ALREADY DREW IT)

[caterpillarinacave]

I love that NATM1 lowkey implies that the only exhibit to have any power over Cecil Reginald and Gus is the Easter Island head and his requests for gum