#this is a shitpost LMFAOOOO

[moe-broey]

(Attuned) Peony when I tell her I want to put pocky in a pencil sharpener just to see what happens:

Peony when the sharpened pocky flies into her chest:

[heatherchasesyou]

Queen never cry.

[von-leg]

That thing where ur dad walks w u while holding the back of ur neck

[dragonanon]

S/O: “Only TRUE geniuses can say these four words really fast and not get tongue twisted: Eye, Yam, Stew, Peed.”

Satan: “As amusing as that is my treasure, NO ONE in the seven Rings could possibly be dumb enough to fall for tha-“

Mammon: “I AM STUPID!! >:D”

Satan: “…..” *extremely heavy sigh, not even mad just VERY disappointed*

S/O, Ozzie, and Bee:

[twistedappletree]

people who don’t know about mo xuanyu: if that’s wei wuxian why does he still look so young?

wei wuxian: twink don’t wrink

[peepeepoopoomonster69420]

OKAY LAST CAITVI MEME I SWEAR (im lying)

[realbeefman]

dr daddy issues famously wanting to fuck his dadboss house. and of course everybody is familiar with allison "i can fix him" cameron. but can we please please talk about little ms "took over my old boss's boss's job (being the one he'll lust and pant after like a slobbering dog)" mr king of repressed homoerotic tension eric foreman's Deal. what was going through that man's mind when he tried to fulfill the same role his former boss's girlfriend played. NONE of the og fellows are beating the "in love with house" allegations unfortunately

[funkin-news]

[amxthystiine]

Same scene lmfao

[venusimi]

Lucifer: Are you... high!?

Asmodeus: Am I what?

Lucifer: HIGH!

Asmodeus: Hello! <3

[computervampir]

dings drama im schwulen-paradies (oder so)

[dragonanon]

I feel like Satan, if his and his S/O were to get married, would not so subtly hold that over Lucifer's head

Like yeah sure, Lucifer rules hell, but at least Satan's marriage isn't on the rocks. Lucifer can rule hell all he wants, Satan can at least hold his own marriage together

Lucifer: “I am the king of Hell! Not you! YOU obey ME!”

Satan: “Lol at least MY wife didn’t divorce me and go MIA.”

Lucifer:

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

🐠🐠🐠

[signofthefloss]

have i put this here? if not, have an old sketch of Elderane playing the pan flute

(guess what song hes playing judging by the rhythm of the notes teehee..)

[cinnamons1999]

10 notes i will draw emanuel mpreg /MEGAJOKE (CLOSED. I ALREADY DREW IT)

[caterpillarinacave]

I love that NATM1 lowkey implies that the only exhibit to have any power over Cecil Reginald and Gus is the Easter Island head and his requests for gum