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coline7373 · 9 months ago

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#T_T #i don't know whether to scream * cry * or murder someone #the next person who tell me that voting for RN asshole was the right thing to do #to punish Macron #will find my punch #elections #european elections #europe #france #macron #and we're still waiting for Italy #this is a litteral nightmare #european parliament #french national assembly #what next

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swingingthehatchetnow · 1 year ago

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r/AITA

u/WigglyWigg • 3y

AITA for nuking Moscow?

This past Friday, I (M, ̶̨̡̢̧̨̘̫̫̻͙̣͕̺̟̽̃̀͋́̚̚͜ ̷̡̭̜̩͕̠̦̗̟̟̫̖͇͎̽̌̾̿̌̈́̓̄̏̌̇̚͜͜ ) was at home when the President of the United States (M, >35) deployed a nuclear bomby-wom with the intent to destroy me. I redirected the nuke for my own self preservation, and in the process, pushed it through a dimensional gateway into Moscow, obliterating it in the process. AITA?

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TheBastardsBack • 3y

NTA. Your house, your rules, man.

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SingAlongPokotho • 3y

NTA. It was self defense. Also didn’t the President enter your home without a warrant? That’s mega sus. Def NTA

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WileySnake • 3y

NTA. See folks, this is what America has come to. What the world has come to. Ain’t it a shame.

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QueenB_itch • 3y

NTA. Good.

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Blink1nceBlink2wice • 3y

NTA. u/SingAlongPokey literally sent a meteor to a small town. Can’t be worse than that lmao

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| SingAlongPokotho • 3y

| Didnt you literally try to tear a family apart

| at your personal amusement park?

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Jaegerbomb • 3y

Ha ha ha NTA

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Mouthface • 3y

NTA it was really funny.

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| Mouthface • 3y

| Tasty too tbh. Yum yum.

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MoreBadder • 3y

r/MURICA

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Idontlikemusicals • 3y

NTA. Fuck Moscow. Fuck ‘em straight to hell

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| Shitlips • 3y

| Hey, at least they aren’t Cl*vesdale.

| Assholes

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SpotlightOnMe • 3y

Wtf I literally predicted this exact scenario 20 years ago????

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X_Lee • 3y

u/notaPEIP are you seeing this?

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WitchlessWeb • 3y

YTA! That kills people!!

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xxplastic-cubexx · 29 days ago

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YOU KNOW THE COMIC WHERE CHARLES IS WRAPPED AROUND METAL AND MOANING IM TRYNA FIND IT BUT IDK THE COMIC OR THE ISSUE

Unless theres Another instance of charles getting wrapped by metal (believable tbh) I can only assume youre referring to the instance from issue 17 of classic xmen “…And None Shall Survive!” !!!

#snap chats #good morning everyone i woke up to a fic partially drafted in my google docs fkKWZNAK #ANYWAY yeah maybe its this issue youre talking about #i know it by heart cause it was one of the first issues i read and one of the first issues i directly made fanart of SODNAKS #i should revisit this . wtf is it called #‘mechanical mental wave distorter’ yeah ok good name team rjOSJSJ #whats goofy is that magneto’s directly behind this. as if thats a surprise tjOwdjEDIS #but yeah if you were thinking of another issue theeeeeen i have no idea #trying to grab caps for this one was a nightmare- again im on mobile #and the site i usually read comics on is littered with ads on mobile it was horrible #so for your sake and mine i hope this was the right one ….

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frogayyyy · 5 months ago

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we've had fireworks every single night this week. then it'll be halloween and then bonfire night. :/

#when are they going to finally ban them for personal use #:(#thankfully my dog is on holiday #my grandma's old dog was here on new year's eve one year and she got so scared by the fireworks she was never right after that #i still think that's what caused her to deteriorate so quickly :(#plus theyre setting them off in the field and of course leaving all the litter 👍#have i mentioned i love where i live 🥰#lol the other night i woke up to someone screaming 'he's got a knife he's got a knife' and blue flashing lights #i did dream that i got stabbed when i went back to sleep that night 😭 but honestly it wasn't a nightmare it was kind of chill #and sort of cool to see how it would feel #even though dream logic means it's totally unrealistic #anyway #that wasn't the point #my point is GET ME OUT OF HEREEEEEEEE #and ban fireworks ‼️

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camelemon · 9 months ago

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Hello! Still not finished. Shoutout to @fluffle-system for noticing I made a mistake with the police precinct. I spent like half an hour doing the math to determine how the police car scene in NPMD would look on the map. The swirl is where Max crashed the car and the dotted line is how they cut through Pinebrook by foot to get to the black altar at hatchetfield high. Also did the cafes downtown. hope it's readable.

#black friday #hatchetverse #hatchetfield #nerdy prudes must die #nightmare time #starkid #the guy who didn't like musicals #starkid npmd #overthinking #i litterally divided mph by the dialogue time to get how far they drove #it was around one mile

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beastsovrevelation · 10 months ago

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I had another Good Omens fanfiction dream this morning.

Basically, Crowley was due to give birth. You might ask, Pestilence, what's with you and Crowley being pregnant?.. The answer is, I don't know, and neither does my therapist.

So, Crowley's due to give birth, he's scared and in pain. Beelzebub shows up, along with a few other demons (I guess I'll look through the Key of Solomon, I remember a few have to do with healing). She told him they'll support him. I have a feeling, the dream adhered to my idea that Crowley and Beelzebub are siblings (in spite Beelzebub looking like she does in S2, so Indian).

Crowley had to change to his snake form, because while his human form was male (so he couldn't give birth without surgery, which was too dangerous), his snake form was female. The demons put him in a whelping box (genius idea). Crowley gave birth to either 4 or 6 baby snakes (apparently, they're called snakelets). It was a live birth, which, fun fact, some snakes do give (i think boa constrictors, and snake Crowley kind of looks like one, aside from the colouring). The baby snakes then morphed to human form. I don't think Crowley nearly died, but he lost a lot of blood, and got extremely exhausted. No, it probably wasn't realistic to how snakes actually give birth.

(They were far larger, though)

Oh, and at some point, Aziraphale found out, but someone (possibly Beelzebub) forbade him from coming, because an angel's presence would distress the babies, and they wouldn't take human form. They could also die.

No, I don't think Aziraphale was the "father". The babies were demons, while, according to my headcanons, when an angel procreates with a demon, the baby's an angel, as it's the original form (though, they do retain some demonic features). Maybe, Crowley mated with an actual snake, or something... It would be very Greek and Norse god of him, but what the Heaven, dude... I guess, Beelzebub could act as the litter's she-father, once the two had reconciled. Which, is a word I use for maternal figures who, traditionally, would be considered more paternal. You know, kind of emotionally detached, more provider than carer, often absent, that sort of deal.

This is incoherent, but I only remember fragments. I guess, I will put it down in my notes for the future. I already did. (I'm kind of tempted to write the birth scene, I like writing birth scenes, they're brutal).

Don't you just have a love/hate relationship with when you are already swamped with WIPs, but the Fanfiction Gods send you another vision?..

Also, don't you just hate it when you give birth to a litter of snakelets, with the help of your coworkers, and your estranged sister.

What the Hell do you even name that many damn whelps...

#yes it's not the first mentioned the previous one but just in passing that it's very heavy... it's also crossover w legion #this is unhinged i am unhinged #diary pages #dream journal #idea archive #i'm making notes #good omens #good omens fandom #good omens fanfiction #crowley #snake crowley #good omens crowley #good omens beelzebub #good omens aziraphale #i'm just... adding as many tags as i can so i find this when i need it #i can't remember if idea archive was my tag for this #story ideas #pregnant!crowley #i learned some information about snakes #beelzebub is always female in my works and always looks like shelley bc she's pretty #crowley ending up w she-fathers for his/her children is becoming a trope #first michael then... his sister i guess this is kind fo the crowley x beelzebub inc*est au #not the crimson peak one tho #seriously who in the hell is the snakelet daddy for once as isn't the accidental deadbeat #crowley did you go all loki my dude were you creeping on animals like some greek gods #i think beelzebub asked him whom he mated but i don't remember the answer #wtf now that beelzebub's pretty she's no longer the enemy to protagonists but their relationship softens most times #having 4-6 children now that's an actual nightmare #i have fankid names for crowley's kids but they aren't this damn litter #just name them after heathen gods or musicians or something

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piduai · 6 months ago

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most toxic polycule west of the tatar strait

#they would thrive as a group of liberals in modern seattle #wilk would never wash the dishes sofia would never clean the cat litter and kiroranke would be visiting the std clinic twice a week #all three would have nightmare inducing twitter accounts #gkposting

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dreams-and-honor · 21 hours ago

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I woke up feeling really good albeit very dazed today

Which unfortunately in the Adri Dimension is a bad thing because that means that the lack of meds has probably triggered a manic episode

#manic episodes are never inherently feelgood for me #they're always littered with severe psychosis and nightmares #plus the massive depression crashes at the end #there's nothing i can do until the meds get shipped though so i guess i'll just try and pretend i'm just in a good mood?

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ourlittlesister2015 · 1 month ago

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Pipoca 's been screaming for like an hour now and he hasnt eaten properly since yday morning....

#ik hes supoosed to be stressed and even drinking water and using his litter box i can tell his behavior off #but i need him to stop its 5am already my week was a nightmare and i go back to work on monday

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thereareeyesinsidethetrees · 2 months ago

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hmmmm burn him down! by kitsch club is a ford song (the 'him' is bill and maybe stan at the end. you'll see what we mean)

this woodsy's been worn one too many a time

all covered up in pollution and grime

he gave a hoot for what it's worth

now it's time for him to return to the earth

YOU MUST DESTROY, oh, YOU MUST DESTROY!

beyond all recognition!

y'gotta BURN HIM DOWN, y'gotta BURN HIM DOWN!

beyond all recognition!

mm-hm-mhm...

kids have given me lots of hugs

as i lead the charge against litter bugs

now it's time to set fire to it all

following FOREST SERVICE PROTOCOL!

(HEY!)

YOU MUST DESTROY, oh, YOU MUST DESTROY!

BEYOND ALL RECOGNITION!

y'gotta BURN HIM DOWN, y'gotta BURN HIM DOWN!

BEYOND ALL RECOGNITION!

mm-hm-mhm...

(burn him down)

(burn him)

#get it #the pollution and grime is bill and the nightmare realm #bill's the litter bug #get it get it

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field-of-sungflowers · 9 months ago

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I've been SO PRODUCTIVE this weekend please clap

#we got glass recycles and cardboard recycles and the grocery bag buildup taken to their facilities #cleared the trash and recycles out of the basement #swept up the kitty litter and swiffered. got the litterbox back on the litter mat which gets it out of my room #we got some of the furniture downstairs moved back. except the stuff we can't.#got the bookcase moved out of my room into the rec room and the books out of the future pantry and onto the shelf #got this big storage thing of old craft stuff emptied and stashed most of my yarn in there #and cleaned out a lot of debris behind the guest bed that's been making my living space a nightmare for a while #my family's lived in this house since like the 70s so there's generations of buildup from people moving in with their stuff #and not taking it all with #and it makes it hard to keep uncluttered but we're working on it!

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upperranktwo · 1 year ago

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Person next to me on the bus is an absolute nightmare. He has his legs spread open with his feet on the seat pure pushing me into the window and he smells so badly of piss. Actually gonna throw up and die 😭

#also throwing all his litter all over the bus #bro you don't own this place 😭 nightmare #also got 2 girls who won't stop singing the same lyric over and over and over again #feel like i'm in a fucking time loop

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emperornorton47 · 1 year ago

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