#this is a litteral nightmare

[coline7373]

[swingingthehatchetnow]

r/AITA

u/WigglyWigg • 3y

AITA for nuking Moscow?

This past Friday, I (M, ̶̨̡̢̧̨̘̫̫̻͙̣͕̺̟̽̃̀͋́̚̚͜ ̷̡̭̜̩͕̠̦̗̟̟̫̖͇͎̽̌̾̿̌̈́̓̄̏̌̇̚͜͜ ) was at home when the President of the United States (M, >35) deployed a nuclear bomby-wom with the intent to destroy me. I redirected the nuke for my own self preservation, and in the process, pushed it through a dimensional gateway into Moscow, obliterating it in the process. AITA?

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TheBastardsBack • 3y

NTA. Your house, your rules, man.

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SingAlongPokotho • 3y

NTA. It was self defense. Also didn’t the President enter your home without a warrant? That’s mega sus. Def NTA

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WileySnake • 3y

NTA. See folks, this is what America has come to. What the world has come to. Ain’t it a shame.

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QueenB_itch • 3y

NTA. Good.

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Blink1nceBlink2wice • 3y

NTA. u/SingAlongPokey literally sent a meteor to a small town. Can’t be worse than that lmao

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| SingAlongPokotho • 3y

| Didnt you literally try to tear a family apart

| at your personal amusement park?

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Jaegerbomb • 3y

Ha ha ha NTA

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Mouthface • 3y

NTA it was really funny.

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| Mouthface • 3y

| Tasty too tbh. Yum yum.

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MoreBadder • 3y

r/MURICA

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Idontlikemusicals • 3y

NTA. Fuck Moscow. Fuck ‘em straight to hell

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| Shitlips • 3y

| Hey, at least they aren’t Cl*vesdale.

| Assholes

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SpotlightOnMe • 3y

Wtf I literally predicted this exact scenario 20 years ago????

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X_Lee • 3y

u/notaPEIP are you seeing this?

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WitchlessWeb • 3y

YTA! That kills people!!

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[somegrumpynerd]

Some skeletons as kitty cats

Neko Sansume

[frogayyyy]

we've had fireworks every single night this week. then it'll be halloween and then bonfire night. :/

[camelemon]

Hello! Still not finished. Shoutout to @fluffle-system for noticing I made a mistake with the police precinct. I spent like half an hour doing the math to determine how the police car scene in NPMD would look on the map. The swirl is where Max crashed the car and the dotted line is how they cut through Pinebrook by foot to get to the black altar at hatchetfield high. Also did the cafes downtown. hope it's readable.

[piduai]

most toxic polycule west of the tatar strait

[beastsovrevelation]

I had another Good Omens fanfiction dream this morning.

Basically, Crowley was due to give birth. You might ask, Pestilence, what's with you and Crowley being pregnant?.. The answer is, I don't know, and neither does my therapist.

So, Crowley's due to give birth, he's scared and in pain. Beelzebub shows up, along with a few other demons (I guess I'll look through the Key of Solomon, I remember a few have to do with healing). She told him they'll support him. I have a feeling, the dream adhered to my idea that Crowley and Beelzebub are siblings (in spite Beelzebub looking like she does in S2, so Indian).

Crowley had to change to his snake form, because while his human form was male (so he couldn't give birth without surgery, which was too dangerous), his snake form was female. The demons put him in a whelping box (genius idea). Crowley gave birth to either 4 or 6 baby snakes (apparently, they're called snakelets). It was a live birth, which, fun fact, some snakes do give (i think boa constrictors, and snake Crowley kind of looks like one, aside from the colouring). The baby snakes then morphed to human form. I don't think Crowley nearly died, but he lost a lot of blood, and got extremely exhausted. No, it probably wasn't realistic to how snakes actually give birth.

(They were far larger, though)

Oh, and at some point, Aziraphale found out, but someone (possibly Beelzebub) forbade him from coming, because an angel's presence would distress the babies, and they wouldn't take human form. They could also die.

No, I don't think Aziraphale was the "father". The babies were demons, while, according to my headcanons, when an angel procreates with a demon, the baby's an angel, as it's the original form (though, they do retain some demonic features). Maybe, Crowley mated with an actual snake, or something... It would be very Greek and Norse god of him, but what the Heaven, dude... I guess, Beelzebub could act as the litter's she-father, once the two had reconciled. Which, is a word I use for maternal figures who, traditionally, would be considered more paternal. You know, kind of emotionally detached, more provider than carer, often absent, that sort of deal.

This is incoherent, but I only remember fragments. I guess, I will put it down in my notes for the future. I already did. (I'm kind of tempted to write the birth scene, I like writing birth scenes, they're brutal).

Don't you just have a love/hate relationship with when you are already swamped with WIPs, but the Fanfiction Gods send you another vision?..

Also, don't you just hate it when you give birth to a litter of snakelets, with the help of your coworkers, and your estranged sister.

What the Hell do you even name that many damn whelps...

[field-of-sungflowers]

I've been SO PRODUCTIVE this weekend please clap

[upperranktwo]

Person next to me on the bus is an absolute nightmare. He has his legs spread open with his feet on the seat pure pushing me into the window and he smells so badly of piss. Actually gonna throw up and die 😭

[emperornorton47]

[lord-box-possum]

Omgomgigmgogmgogf

I just beat NKG omgomgogmgogmg

Ofmgogmgog

[michaelholdenenjoyer]

GUYSS ONE OF MY IRL FRIENDS FOUND MY TIKTOK IM GONNA WEE MYSELF

[akasztofavirag-por]

I have such seething hatred for this advertising-focused internet jesus christ I want my online experience from 2011 back

[themancorialist]

Newton Street, Manchester.

[batwynn]

Ok, genuinely, Ama*on wtf are you doing? My pages are the exact size you require for comics. The last time I submitted (the third time) you told me my images were overlapping the cut lines and said nothing about the page sizes. I’ve been trying to get the hard copy print of the third book submitted properly for three months now and it’s been nonstop errors and messages like this that aren’t???? A real problem?? You literally sent me a proof copy that was fine??? Did they just change the page sizes in the last few weeks? Am I loosing my mind???????????????*

*yes.

[wingedarrows]

I love Valor and Flicker so much okay. They are everything to me. Valor is not usually a very touchy person except with Flicker, who he hugs whenever they look sad in any capacity, because they are the one person that he has never had any period of distrust of, because they are like him and they are baby and he watched them dig out of the ground and they are his to care for. They are his and he would do anything to protect them.

And they do it right back. If they see him sad in any way they will crawl into his lap and hug him because he seems like he needs a hug. He has been through far too much and they want to give him comfort. Valor may take care of them but they will protect him as well. So they train, they train in martial arts and they train in magic and they even train with weights. Their first memories are of a dying brother collapsing in the snow and them being far too weak to properly drag him anywhere that could help.

They won't let that happen again. They can't.

They mean so much to each other, and they will do everything to care for and protect each other, and I just. I love them so much.