#this is a litteral nightmare
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coline7373 · 9 months ago
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swingingthehatchetnow · 1 year ago
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r/AITA
u/WigglyWigg • 3y
AITA for nuking Moscow?
This past Friday, I (M, ̶̨̡̢̧̨̘̫̫̻͙̣͕̺̟̽̃̀͋́̚̚͜ ̷̡̭̜̩͕̠̦̗̟̟̫̖͇͎̽̌̾̿̌̈́̓̄̏̌̇̚͜͜ ) was at home when the President of the United States (M, >35) deployed a nuclear bomby-wom with the intent to destroy me. I redirected the nuke for my own self preservation, and in the process, pushed it through a dimensional gateway into Moscow, obliterating it in the process. AITA?
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TheBastardsBack • 3y
NTA. Your house, your rules, man.
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SingAlongPokotho • 3y
NTA. It was self defense. Also didn’t the President enter your home without a warrant? That’s mega sus. Def NTA
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WileySnake • 3y
NTA. See folks, this is what America has come to. What the world has come to. Ain’t it a shame.
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QueenB_itch • 3y
NTA. Good.
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Blink1nceBlink2wice • 3y
NTA. u/SingAlongPokey literally sent a meteor to a small town. Can’t be worse than that lmao
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| SingAlongPokotho • 3y
| Didnt you literally try to tear a family apart
| at your personal amusement park?
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Jaegerbomb • 3y
Ha ha ha NTA
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Mouthface • 3y
NTA it was really funny.
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| Mouthface • 3y
| Tasty too tbh. Yum yum.
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MoreBadder • 3y
r/MURICA
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Idontlikemusicals • 3y
NTA. Fuck Moscow. Fuck ‘em straight to hell
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| Shitlips • 3y
| Hey, at least they aren’t Cl*vesdale.
| Assholes
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SpotlightOnMe • 3y
Wtf I literally predicted this exact scenario 20 years ago????
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X_Lee • 3y
u/notaPEIP are you seeing this?
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WitchlessWeb • 3y
YTA! That kills people!!
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xxplastic-cubexx · 29 days ago
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YOU KNOW THE COMIC WHERE CHARLES IS WRAPPED AROUND METAL AND MOANING IM TRYNA FIND IT BUT IDK THE COMIC OR THE ISSUE
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Unless theres Another instance of charles getting wrapped by metal (believable tbh) I can only assume youre referring to the instance from issue 17 of classic xmen “…And None Shall Survive!” !!!
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frogayyyy · 5 months ago
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we've had fireworks every single night this week. then it'll be halloween and then bonfire night. :/
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camelemon · 9 months ago
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Hello! Still not finished. Shoutout to @fluffle-system for noticing I made a mistake with the police precinct. I spent like half an hour doing the math to determine how the police car scene in NPMD would look on the map. The swirl is where Max crashed the car and the dotted line is how they cut through Pinebrook by foot to get to the black altar at hatchetfield high. Also did the cafes downtown. hope it's readable.
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beastsovrevelation · 10 months ago
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I had another Good Omens fanfiction dream this morning.
Basically, Crowley was due to give birth. You might ask, Pestilence, what's with you and Crowley being pregnant?.. The answer is, I don't know, and neither does my therapist.
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So, Crowley's due to give birth, he's scared and in pain. Beelzebub shows up, along with a few other demons (I guess I'll look through the Key of Solomon, I remember a few have to do with healing). She told him they'll support him. I have a feeling, the dream adhered to my idea that Crowley and Beelzebub are siblings (in spite Beelzebub looking like she does in S2, so Indian).
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Crowley had to change to his snake form, because while his human form was male (so he couldn't give birth without surgery, which was too dangerous), his snake form was female. The demons put him in a whelping box (genius idea). Crowley gave birth to either 4 or 6 baby snakes (apparently, they're called snakelets). It was a live birth, which, fun fact, some snakes do give (i think boa constrictors, and snake Crowley kind of looks like one, aside from the colouring). The baby snakes then morphed to human form. I don't think Crowley nearly died, but he lost a lot of blood, and got extremely exhausted. No, it probably wasn't realistic to how snakes actually give birth.
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(They were far larger, though)
Oh, and at some point, Aziraphale found out, but someone (possibly Beelzebub) forbade him from coming, because an angel's presence would distress the babies, and they wouldn't take human form. They could also die.
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No, I don't think Aziraphale was the "father". The babies were demons, while, according to my headcanons, when an angel procreates with a demon, the baby's an angel, as it's the original form (though, they do retain some demonic features). Maybe, Crowley mated with an actual snake, or something... It would be very Greek and Norse god of him, but what the Heaven, dude... I guess, Beelzebub could act as the litter's she-father, once the two had reconciled. Which, is a word I use for maternal figures who, traditionally, would be considered more paternal. You know, kind of emotionally detached, more provider than carer, often absent, that sort of deal.
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This is incoherent, but I only remember fragments. I guess, I will put it down in my notes for the future. I already did. (I'm kind of tempted to write the birth scene, I like writing birth scenes, they're brutal).
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Don't you just have a love/hate relationship with when you are already swamped with WIPs, but the Fanfiction Gods send you another vision?..
Also, don't you just hate it when you give birth to a litter of snakelets, with the help of your coworkers, and your estranged sister.
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What the Hell do you even name that many damn whelps...
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piduai · 6 months ago
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most toxic polycule west of the tatar strait
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dreams-and-honor · 21 hours ago
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I woke up feeling really good albeit very dazed today
Which unfortunately in the Adri Dimension is a bad thing because that means that the lack of meds has probably triggered a manic episode
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ourlittlesister2015 · 1 month ago
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Pipoca 's been screaming for like an hour now and he hasnt eaten properly since yday morning....
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thereareeyesinsidethetrees · 2 months ago
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hmmmm burn him down! by kitsch club is a ford song (the 'him' is bill and maybe stan at the end. you'll see what we mean)
this woodsy's been worn one too many a time
all covered up in pollution and grime
he gave a hoot for what it's worth
now it's time for him to return to the earth
YOU MUST DESTROY, oh, YOU MUST DESTROY!
beyond all recognition!
y'gotta BURN HIM DOWN, y'gotta BURN HIM DOWN!
beyond all recognition!
mm-hm-mhm...
kids have given me lots of hugs
as i lead the charge against litter bugs
now it's time to set fire to it all
following FOREST SERVICE PROTOCOL!
(HEY!)
YOU MUST DESTROY, oh, YOU MUST DESTROY!
BEYOND ALL RECOGNITION!
y'gotta BURN HIM DOWN, y'gotta BURN HIM DOWN!
BEYOND ALL RECOGNITION!
mm-hm-mhm...
(burn him down)
(burn him down)
(burn him down)
(burn him down)
(burn him down)
(burn him down)
(burn him down)
(burn him)
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field-of-sungflowers · 9 months ago
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I've been SO PRODUCTIVE this weekend please clap
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upperranktwo · 1 year ago
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Person next to me on the bus is an absolute nightmare. He has his legs spread open with his feet on the seat pure pushing me into the window and he smells so badly of piss. Actually gonna throw up and die 😭
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emperornorton47 · 1 year ago
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lord-box-possum · 1 year ago
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Omgomgigmgogmgogf
I just beat NKG omgomgogmgogmg
Ofmgogmgog
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michaelholdenenjoyer · 1 year ago
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GUYSS ONE OF MY IRL FRIENDS FOUND MY TIKTOK IM GONNA WEE MYSELF
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themancorialist · 2 years ago
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Newton Street, Manchester.
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