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Blocking you for blazing a stupid post
And that is your cock right farewell sir
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you may notice i use the phrase "my beloved" frequently. this is because i am in love with the world and everything in it. hope this clears things up <3
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she will be defrosted in the morning
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#culvers for SURE#when I ate meat they had the best meat burger#and now that I don't eat meat they still have a veggie burg#and the veg burg has cheese in the patty. the texture's a little weird. but delicious
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Being into indie games is like. Pay $7 to have your entire life rewritten by this narrative. Now spend $400 on merch
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they matched each others freak. 42 injured. 7 dead. 12 missing.
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I feel like one of the clearest indicators that capitalism doesn’t fucking serve people is LED headlights. Because LED headlights endanger millions of lives every single night, I have never met a single person who doesn’t HATE them and take any opportunity to complain about them, and yet we have made zero progress in banning them in 20 years (literally it’s been 20 years this year) because they’re cheaper for car manufacturers
#i have a car with no power locks or windows bc it was the only way i could get normal fucking headlights#and im not willing to be That Guy
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"The Tech Guild is asking readers to honor the digital picket line and not play popular NYT Games such as Wordle and Connections as well as not use the NYT Cooking app."
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Listen. Steven Moffat listen to me. I need you to tweet "actually johnlock was always intended to be endgame" on the day after the 2024 presidential election and then turn your phone off. I don't care if it's true or not I just need you to do it, please, it would be so funny.
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Crop top that says "i love biting" paired with booty shorts that say "i love biting" paired with a baseball cap that says "i love biting" paired with long socks that each say "i love biting" paired with some flip flops
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sir that is my beloved mutual with whom i have not shared a fandom since 2013
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penumbra black plague fan voice: Oh boy! It's almost that time of year to watch only the first half of its a wonderful life
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Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.
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she let me hit because i’m- [i remember she didn’t actually let me hit] [i remember she never really existed] [i remember the accident] oh my god the accident…
#Isn't this the plot of the Hallmark Movie that Drew Gooden just reviewed#dude should've been more careful saying it was up for grabs for screenwriters bc whew.
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